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Life! As much as some of us really wish to be graduates. Life really didn't accord us that opportunity. I wish I finished my studies.

I've worked in companies where my certification was never... I mean never asked for.
Dem no dey ask me for certificate after they hear me talk. I just wish I have it sha, I'd have gone farther.

Nobody actually believes I don't have a certificate!

This life sef. Well, I never die. I must collect my pali eventually.

bankrich4real:
Thanks. I actually want a VPS but I have my eyes on the cost too. Which VPS would you recommend that is easy on the pocket & doesn't compromise performance please?

Your option is very simple bro.

Most of them offers you some sort of 1 - 2 months trial.
Start with Digital Ocean then check a few others.
Compare their prices bearing in mind, your usage.
Then scale.

Start with their basic configuration.

Run ooo

I'm sure your contact is via mail.

Modified:

See the response I gave one of them. Till today the mugu neva reply me ooo since last year ooo

Bro... just get a vps. You'll save yourself a whole lot of stress now and in the future.

Can you share your repo? Is it public?

From the error log, e dey shout bcrypt! Hence, I'll suggest looking deep into the module and the argument type.
Secondly, ensure your promise is settled so the fulfilled value of the promise will be regarded or treated as a return value... (an actual value)

Since you say you don check SO, please share the repo link. Make we dey learn as we dey solve problems.

Yes na...

Recently, the new thing na for them to dey talk about tax and how it works in Nigeria and how it affects your payment.
Mehn... different silly reasons

Anyways we continue to dey press on

What is speaking inside you comrade?

Honestly, catching some sleep did me some good... prayed to God and I just received a call from her that her phone went flat.
Regardless the story... I am just happy she's fine and I don't have to go to the police station this morning.

Thanks you matrix199, jackcanfield

matrix199:
Report the matter to the police. They would contact orile police station, who would in turn send officers to the hotel to check on her, even if it would cost you some money.

I would do that in the morning if I don't receive any response from her after 10am.

Thank you very much.

Healthrelatedjo:
Dash me bro

Lol... not yet.

Me I go pack their YEYE decoder give them if they want.

I subscribe at least 10months out of 12months. My subscription just finished at just 28days because it was February... but when the month has 31days, they don't include that extra one day but quick to effect 28days for February. That's 1.

Secondly, these people don't really have anything to show again. Either some silly repeats or show that has long passed its viewing days.
They started removing all the good shows and channels and nice programs. Reshuffling and renaming the channels won't make any difference... DSTV.

Thirdly, how come we don't receive any compensation for all the scrambling that happens once whether change... Imagined it rained for 7days straight, that 7days don go ooo! On viewers' account.

I just wish we have a system that checks and counter these people on the kinda scam they run in the name of Cable TV...

Las las, we go survive them all.

Hi all, does anyone know sprinkles marc/mac bar/Hotel at Orile Lagos?
I'll need more information of the place... please.
A friend of mine told me she is lodged there. I had to Google it this afternoon to confirm it's a real place.
Well, all I saw was basic information of the place on Google.
Fast forward to this Night... I saw her missed calls and decided to call back. We were talking and laughing and someone knocked on her room door. She asked who it was... I guess it was room service, as I overheard something like "I've given them the money. She answered... note, the call is still active. I overheard them muttering some words.. something like inquiry and answer.

Well, she said she'd call me back. And I was like, OK... and we hung up the call.

At about 25min later, I haven't received her call yet, I decided to call back. But the number has been switched off... and now that got me worried for her safety. I've tried calling over and over again but to no success.
Now my fear is, I hope she is fine. This Lagos dey fear me. Tried reaching to the hotel reception but unfortunately their number isn't on Google.

PLEASE if anyone is around that environ... I'd deeply appreciate your help... on checking up.

I'll still keep trying to reach her. But if any one stays or does business around there please help a nairalander.

However if I'm able to reach before 10am. I will come here to update this post.

Cheers... I'm just scared for her. Worried ooo!


I know she's an adult and can choose to do whatever. But my own na her safety first. For Christ sake, I was the last person she was talking to on phone.

I'm probably overreacting. But for 9ja, it's better to overreact than not to react or under react.

CoronaVirusPro:
You love fake things...

Team Techno

Team Techno Ke?

Interesting... Following and hopefully, I'll implement any or some of the pointers here.

Yippeeee!!!!

OP... The benefits of being a good girl are endless. Trust me I know. I have met and been with both.

Regardless of the ABP's hype... I'd still always choose a good girl.
Mehn... not cos of anything. But cos of my kids.

The reward no be here. I'd break boundaries... push through walls... mount on a firm position to defend a queen.

They are the real queens. So the benefit is simple.
You'll equally be happy when you meet the right dude.

Same reasons serious men within marriageable age... will always be skeptical. ALWAYS!
Modified: ABP simply means the only thing women generally have to offer to men (@ass, @B00tiii, @pUzsy). Apart from the so-called good girls anyway.

However, good girls can equally change... which is a constant thing. Change!

tensazangetsu20:
The present Nairaland design is better though.

Exactly what I wanted to say.
However, it is encouraging. He can only get better anyway.

chinoify:
Hi guys,
I need bolt clone flutter app for both rider and driver. Android and iOS.
Thanks
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Can you pay $8,000 for it?

Lol... he said, copy their API.



And that dude that asked what his budget was. Bro, that's the right question to ask.

PatrickOkunima:
Please direct your anger elsewhere. I am not the cause of your problems. BTW, I'm not the one who needs a 15K blog. If I need a blog, I know how to create one.

Lol, I no vex o bro. Na the way you take am personal I take you personal. Lol,

I know it's not you na...

Oya no wahala... peace!!!

PatrickOkunima:
Let us be honest with ourselves. Building a blog for N15K is not out of place. Generally, pay rates are poor in Nigeria. For someone who knows what he's doing, creating a blog shouldn't take more than 6 hours. So, N15K in 6 hours is not bad.

The problem is most of us are wide-mouthed. The other day, I contacted someone here to make a small change on my website. The guy charged me 100K. A website that what I spent on building it did not take up to half of that amount. I was left with no other choice than to use Google. Guess what? I fixed that problem in less than 2 minutes. The same problem that he wanted to charge me 100k for. Even President Buhari does not earn that amount in 2 minutes.

So, my advice to web developers and designers is to take it easy. I understand most of you only get jobs occasionally, but one client doesn't have to pay for all the days you're idle.

And with this mentality you expect not to be duped. You came here to rant about 15k. You are very shameless bro... you're one of Nigeria's problem... see how he professionally managed the time when a blog should be completed. Na una type dey drop minimum wage to bare minimum.

I'm sure you hope to make millions from that blog.

Who wants to be a millionaire :

No make me use vex begin enter you. Imagine the audacity.

Nigeria's No.1 C.V writer.

If you charge pass 1k for that C.V wey u dey write, you be hyoocrite.

Karleb:
Another way to go about it is to create a user_type column in the users table. user_type will be an enum data type with options like (user, admin, moderator, site_owner...).


So you'll check, if $user->user_type === "admin".

Preferably, the check should be in a middleware.

This seems like an approach I'll rather use though. Nice. The answer before this can do this too but I prefer this instead sha.

Lol, we're you not that same guy spamming nairaland with that your offer? Enjoy your spoils.
You shouldn't say you won it... you damn worked for that shiii. (That's if it's real oo)

Cos I knkw there's no free money anywhere.

I looked again bro.!
Your debit alert.

You received a sum that extends enough to leave you with less whitespace.
When you got debited just 20k, I'll expect the whitespace be equal to or approx. the same as you have up on the credit.
But Nah...
I remember telling you to introduce a whole lot of people you know personally in that your scheme... now this? Hmmm... leave Igbo una say no... its not for everybody ooo...

Cruise....

Aside getting a high paying job easily as an expert in this platforms, this platforms are largely distributed and they can enable you to make money on your own as a developer. For instance , on Shopify the average Shopify theme goes for 200 USD and everyone familiar with Shopify knows how ugly the themes on the Shopify store are. Imagine building a much better looking theme and putting it up there and you even sell just 3 themes a month. That's more than what 70 percent of developers in Nigeria make. There's also the Shopify app store which you can build apps that make E commerce easy and you can charge users on an annual or on a monthly basis. You don't even need to worry about distribution as Shopify already takes care of that. The same thing with Shopify also applied to Magento and salesforce. Magento has very few themes in the marketplace. If you check envato marketplace you would find a Magento theme that has done over 1 million USD in sales. The least sales from one Magento theme there is around 20000 USD. So many people fit no see this kind money for their life for naija till them die.

My niqqur...

Always on point.

I remember the last time we talked about this Shopify thing.
Well I took on it using their storefront API.

I'm creating a thread to showcase it. I'll love to see you input.

Dtruthspeaker:
And herein lies one of the problems with reading the Bible. The information contained therein are not read for the purposes of linguistic value (which is what the dictionary is about), but for Good Real Living Value.(Practical Value).

Eg "Chike loves the world in linguistic view it would cause problems for many questions will arise because, the world is not a person, like Vera or Rita, therefore, what does it mean? For example.

And sorting out of the intention of the Writer becomes a task.

And Nigerians do not like tasks.

So therefore, when you read the Bible and you do not immediately get its information, you land on the immediate conclusion you see and abandon the probe.



To give further light I would have answered you by asking is it impossible for Mr. Toyoda to put a Camry in a Camry?

Have you seen that rich man's hatch which had an exact replica car inside it, in the same design?

Does the creator of the yatch need to have sex with the yatch to make it pregnant with a car?

Or did the creator of matryoshka dolls have sex with his dolls to make them pregnant with children?

The simplest explanation is Fear Your Creator, there is Nothing He Can Not Do on you His creation.



But you have not heard this, "The righteous hate the wicked, and the wicked hate the righteous" Proverbs 29: 27.

Thieves hate honest people and honest people hate thieves; Liars befriend liars and Hate people who speak only the Truth; people who love good things hate people who love bad things and people who love bad things hate those who love good things.

Therefore, there will always be a division which I call rapture.



This is a Lie! No one can regularly do good things if he does not have a standard and guide of measurement of what is good and evil.

And this is where he must fall into one of the regular practices of devotion aka religion.

Ok.

Dtruthspeaker:
But you asked no question so how can you get an answer not to talk of a different answer.

Ah... my question is actually embedded in the bold words. They all have meaning and definitions in the dictionary. Now, with what I've been taught about conception and what I know about the conception of the son of God... someone even answered here that it was done through the power of the Holy spirit... and I'm like really?

Do I do away with the literal meaning of those words? As it contradicts the teachings that was received at an early stage of life.

I'm a Christian and I love Muslims (lol, I actually went to a Muslim school for 6yrs too) and recently I've had the privilege of knowing some traditionalists... not just one.
And in truth, like seriously, none of us brings up religion or talk down on the other person's religion. However, we make jest of ourselves following the happenings of the world BUT not to talk down or insult our true beliefs because it works for us. I pray and I know God answers.

But if I am to question many things we've been taught, you'd see that it stylishly instills a form of fellow-feeling, not to truly love others, rather those within the same group as we are.

That's bring me to this.
Good people are just good. Not influenced by religion, tribe or ethnicity.

qtguru:
I tell you, no more building from scratch for me again.

Honestly, it's more fun and interesting to build from scratch ooo... but I understand the money has to be right too. Unless you are building something you're are a bit more involved in.

One thing you people don't understand is, that is the right thing every Nigerian citizens merits and deserves... comfortable and quality education

Imagine all of us go school normal normal with all government paid fees and materials. (Bro... we can afford that plus alot more.)

Nobody, I mean nobody will ever want to contest with us. Have you met a Nigerian??

qtguru:
I don't have that , did you see it somewhere ? Envato ?

Ah Envanto Marketplace... it's been a while sha...

If you don't gerrit, forgerrit