₦airaland Forum

If u eat "white meat", what the hell are u waiting for?

Kukutenla:
Subsidy removal money is doing wonders

But truth be told, these cars will really help the third class traditional rulers fight insecurity to a standstill.

Just imagine if the traditional rulers need to get information about the movement of bandits. Where else to get such info if not through visits to dibias, who see the gateway between the living and the spirits?

How do they get to the dibias who reside where no legs can reach if these vehicles are not available?

And if the bandits somehow strike even after their secrets have been leaked, who best to call if not the ancestors of these third class traditional rulers, ancient warriors who fought the forebears of bandits to a standstill before the white men came?

But the ancestors with their tired bones will need all the help they can get to reach the scene of action as soon as possible. These cars will help in that regard.

What if the bandits take to their heels using those bikes they are synonymous with after capturing a few helpless subjects of the third class traditional rulers?

What can be the best way to give them a hot chase in the dead of the night through the thick of the forest?

None else than these four wheeled machines!!

The roaring sound of the racing engines raving through the woods will scare the bandits to their bones and force them to surrender to the superior engine of the Nissan beast and set free their captives!!

There's no doubt therefore that these cars are richly desired and required by these third class traditional rulers in carrying out the thankless task of battling insecurity with every drop of their royal blood, and I commend Minister Wike's robustly kind gesture with a 39 year old whiskey bottle that's billed to turn forty years tomorrow.

Wow! Sarcasm at it's best.

Kukutenla:
Subsidy removal money is doing wonders

But truth be told, these cars will really help the third class traditional rulers fight insecurity to a standstill.

Just imagine if the traditional rulers need to get information about the movement of bandits. Where else to get such info if not through visits to dibias, who see the gateway between the living and the spirits?

How do they get to the dibias who reside where no legs can reach if these vehicles are not available?

And if the bandits somehow strike even after their secrets have been leaked, who best to call if not the ancestors of these third class traditional rulers, ancient warriors who fought the forebears of bandits to a standstill before the white men came?

But the ancestors with their tired bones will need all the help they can get to reach the scene of action as soon as possible. These cars will help in that regard.

What if the bandits take to their heels using those bikes they are synonymous with after capturing a few helpless subjects of the third class traditional rulers?

What can be the best way to give them a hot chase in the dead of the night through the thick of the forest?

None else than these four wheeled machines!!

The roaring sound of the racing engines raving through the woods will scare the bandits to their bones and force them to surrender to the superior engine of the Nissan beast and set free their captives!!

There's no doubt therefore that these cars are richly desired and required by these third class traditional rulers in carrying out the thankless task of battling insecurity with every drop of their royal blood, and I commend Minister Wike's robustly kind gesture with a 39 year old whiskey bottle that's billed to turn forty years tomorrow.

Wow! Sarcasm at it's best.

Uncle Portable must trend!
Funny enough, it's working for him...

Afterall, in my "fatherland", 'normal' people may never trend.

NTA don dey get updates? WOW!

The article calls it "drama"...for me it looks more like comic "showmanship".

Imagine that the leeche of a lady earns up to 70k,
wont they be ok to @least startup and grow financially as a couple?

Men should pls help themselves by going to women who would add value to the family.

( If ur are lady, pls, dont take advice from a broke and or single lady...One cant give what one doesnt have. )

This Uncle's name and "popular" cannot be used in the same sentence!

For Naija lately, person no fit even differentiate fake news from the correct one

Since they're adding "wives" to the political equation, the running mate if muslim most have a "christian wife" too...for perfect balance...

Wow!
( M not politically inclined...I just find this post amusing...more like "comedy". )

Ona dey talk 6G, when I'm yet to get a 4G phone. Dia is God o

Belial06:
WHAT THE RIGHTEOUS FÙCK!!!!!!

Hahahahaha...
A combination of "righteous" and "Bleep"?
Even Satan must be confused right now...

Hmmn! Nigerians really know how to make something out of nothing... Anyway, to trend is the trend.

A post I know will surely nake front page.
Beautiful snake; the design pattern I mean...

Congrats to her! hope she has something good for the ears. Well, Mavin records dey try.

Hmmn

onlyempress:
I wasn't expecting this from you Reno, I held u too high

"High"?...
Well, I think everything politics is about interests, business and showmanship...

Safyqueen:
For those who believe Tinubu has paid his dues for APC and the country and therefore deserve the presidency should also believe that Atiku has also paid his dues (even in dollars ) to deserve the presidency as well.
After all both of them said presidency is their life ambition. Lets see whose life ambition is signed by GOD ALMIGHTY.

pls, leave God out of this.
They hardly remember God when they win.

Uniquetani1:
Weight of the world by Lemar

So correct!

Its like am chasing shaddows I never seem to win when I'm over you I feel myself falling again no hope of grace, Im losing faith all i can do is pray

Loving her is like playing "catch in the dark" I'm a teardrop in an ocean of flame

Princeton92:
Well this is just a dream just a moment ago I was up so high looking down the sky don't let Me fall....

B.o.B - Dont let me fall

foolbuster:
"E be like say they want to tell us another story again ooo."

Tu baba × Soul E - Another Story ( hope the title is corrrect )

post=113051387:
*Singing*
1. If you love me, you go wait for me.........

Onyeka Onwienu...forgotten the tittle of the song tho

christejames:
"...lights will guild you home, and ignite your bones..."

Fix you - Cold play

Moony45:
Its a nuclear weapon country... There is no such thing as encircle... unless they can bear the consequences. Russia has the most number of nuclear arsenal in the world (6500nukes)

They have it, no doubt abt that...but, can they use it ?

Moony45:
Its a nuclear weapon country... There is no such thing as encircle... unless they can bear the consequences. Russia has the most number of nuclear arsenal in the world (6500nukes)

They have it no, doubt that...but, can they use it ?

Sweetplum:
Lol. You are not her spec. Maybe you are broke, your are short, you are black!
Last Drop:
She doesn't love you. Find another girl.

Smart Aunty don use style tell us her specs.

Weldone ma.

OP

The correct Heading should be:
"Kizz Daniels quits smoking in public as he celebrate his 28th birthday"

So what?

Too much noise!

ure about to use a weapon that can destroy everyone around including u who deployed it ( MAD )...Uncle no body dey beg u...if that's how to win, go ahead please...mumu

The lady doesnt like u, but prefers a "married man"...
After exposing them/meddling in what doesnt concern u now nor in the future, what's the assurance that she'll be urs?

Even if u used "juju" to get her, what's the chances that she'll not cheat on u with her favourite/preffered class ; married men ?

What's also the likelihood, u will not come here in the future to ask of what should be done in an event of some ugly relationship or perharps marriage entanglement?

US, via NATO seems to be drawing out Russia for a full-flegde attack... Russia is trying to be careful...
Russia is being smart enough not to take that bait.