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Spoons and plates only. I don't give a fúck.

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This is how ladies wear make-up to deceive.

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For the sake of diversity, here is a female tyrant.

I've always suspected it as a child that not all humans are capable of higher-order cognition.

This is exactly how one idiot ate a bat in China!

Neymar was his target. He was never into her.

The problem is you can't take a hint.
Bros, focus on your fiancee. You've won.

A least he can pronounce Covid19

When you start treating the men in your lives well, educating your sons better, and being as financially independent as you should be...

Then maybe these so called Nigerian men, will appreciate and defend you. But what do I know.

It's 2020, and religion still tramples humanity.

You can't even follow your mind and let love wins. Go and meet your pastor to think for you.

I started laughing immediately I saw the first picture but that didn't last long... I mean these people are trying to protect themselves & their only crime is being poor and ignorant.

But shít, that guy with the condom, WTF!!

She was just using the mofo as a sex tool.

Masaka!! That's Japan, weird people.
Even their porn is on a different level.

Calabash and mirror. Don't ask me how.

Dreamt I was having coitus and I couldn't pull out in time. Scary shit, I am too young to marry.

Angelfrost:
...And you have access to the autopsy report, or conducted the autopsy yourself??!

Not really. The information was made public.

We've nothing to offer yet they keep lining up to get married to us. Ask the evening newspapers.

They make better wives.

Her finances are non of my business.
And my finances are non of her business.

My one time neighbor, a key health worker.
He died of complications. He's an index case.

BetterPoison:
I did and found a blister there

Congratulations.

You've earned the right to be quarantined.

Gather here if you just checked your toes.

The season ends once a winner claims the trophy. Joe is trying to heal so give him space.

Pete Edochie face is scary as hell.
He'll be dropping proverbs while flogging you.

But we all know what's going to happen by night time unless it'll be a wireless transaction.

Immaturity or narcissism.

Anyway, stop feeding her ego.
If you aren't at fault, then don't apologize.

You need to start making her see her faults and get her to care about your feelings... Go figure.

I like your post.
Sex for pleasure is not a crime.

PS —
If your boyfriend/man or whatever gives you money after sex, please this thread is not for you.

Not today. Just locate the nearest brothel.

You break up, you move.

It's her responsibility as an adult to accept the situation and move on too. You are not allowed to feel sorry and neither is it your responsibility to help her move on. Your only job was to make it a clean break which you did. Now delete her contact. Time to end the emotional blackmail.

You are not overreacting. But just keep coping!

Just saying that if my 67yr old mama visits me, she'll be coming for a vacation and not to work.

Maybe you should open up to her. She'll help.

Lose my virginity to my crush.

I found a new hobby, daily porn streaming.

My morning time is for my online classes.

Has it ever occurred to you that it could be a phobia for the dark and she's only comfortable with the lights on?? I guess not. How can it be since she's not going to church.

Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong.

Churches are obeying social distancing.