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Politics › Re: 2023: Udom Presents Umo Eno As ‘God Anointed’ Candidate by NoahHadNoArk: 10:39am On Jan 31, 2022
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The Die is cast
Celebrities › Re: Cheslie Kryst Dies After Jumping From A Manhattan Skyscraper by NoahHadNoArk: 7:40am On Jan 31, 2022
cry
Crime › Re: Who Knows This Guy by NoahHadNoArk: 5:36am On Jan 31, 2022
Bad eggs be giving Nigerians a bad name.
Celebrities › Re: Shocking Things You Really Need To Know About Super Eagles Goalkeeper, Maduka by NoahHadNoArk: 12:17pm On Jan 30, 2022
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Iyaebe:
I now hate him since he already has a babymama.There's nothing handsome about an irresponsible man.
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Fathering a child is irresponsible? What age you living in?!?

The other thread you said you hated ighalo, now its Maduka, next will be Ekong. Keep on picking on super eagles stars you secretly crushing on.........it's going to add millions of Naira to your already fat bank account.




Receive sense!
Politics › Re: Mason Greenwood Beats Girlfriend & Forces Her To Have Sex by NoahHadNoArk: 12:12pm On Jan 30, 2022
This Gender again
Always out to tarnish and destroy anything good
Christianity Etc › Re: Low Turnout Of Teens In Churches Nowadays. by NoahHadNoArk: 9:27am On Jan 30, 2022
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More people are quick to realise religion may be a scam after all, that may explain it.


My thoughts
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant; Matters Arising by NoahHadNoArk: 8:07am On Jan 30, 2022
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Mrforexlord:
what advice do you need this half baked man
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You obviously have nothing productive to contribute from your maggot filled brain so shhhhhh!!!!!





Switch off your data and take a nap
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant; Matters Arising by NoahHadNoArk: 7:50am On Jan 30, 2022
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obinna58:
You never hear say pride, discipline, self control works hand to hand
With all the pride you're still at this level with someone's help
With all your ego you're a mere driver
With all your pride she tricked you like mumu
With all your holding ground E no hold sperm, you're the one blocked and complaining.


You better humble yourself and plan life well
Don't get trapped into marriage but you need to up your game
You shared a problem but here your have a bigger problem you should be worried about but no you chose a mere woman matter, yet again your ego, pride failed you
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This was so helpful, very very helpful. Thank you very much.

Now pls return to making love to your hands.




Ewu!
Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by NoahHadNoArk: 10:03pm On Jan 29, 2022
Chester Bennington embarassed embarassed embarassed
Culture › Re: How True Is This Culture In Akwa Ibom by NoahHadNoArk: 8:55pm On Jan 29, 2022
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oby4real:
Why not go to their village and find out or better still the neighbouring villages?

Must you bring every issue to nairaland?

Or is nairaland a village square?
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You did not see where he said he's asking for clarification abi?!?

Next time if you have nothing sensible to contribute or say, or do with your data, sit on the floor, pack sand into you head and start removing them one by one.......that will save everyone the horrors of your negativity and bad energy!




Unam Ikot!!!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant; Matters Arising by NoahHadNoArk:
Here for the comments grin





The guy above me, for daring me to beat me to the FTC position, your favourite premier league team will lose it's next match.


Mark my words




In other news, this Gender sha grin

Pinning a pregnancy on a guy just to force him into marriage, the heights of your insecurity.
Will she have done that for a guy from a low background?!?
If the OP insist on not marrying you and leaves you to be a baby mama, to whose loss?!?

OP you not at fault in anyway, except allowing yourself be played by another desperate, insecure female into having unsafe sex with her solely for the purpose of dragging you to the altar with her. What? You never heard of coitus interruptus? Abi u no dey watch pørn?!? cool
I really don't know what to tell you right now cause she played you and played you well.



My girlfriend has blocked me everywhere and I suspect that her family are of the opinion that it's either I do traditional marriage or she removes it.
Whatever decision you make, do not let that child suffer for any reason. I will not be the one to recommend the second option above me but I'm sure by now you have made up your mind. wink

never be cajoled and allow your arms be twisted into doing something you would never do on a good day, it always ends in regrets and you will live to hate yourself for doing it. My point is, think carefully, think really hard then settle for something and stand firm on it. I assure you, I promise you, whatever decision you pick will be the correct One.



Back to the guy above me, your premier league team will not make it to Champions league next season except its Chelsea grin



My peace I leave all of you
Romance › Re: This Female Barber Good Die (photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:38pm On Jan 29, 2022
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FERNANDEZISBACK:
You had to create a post to soothe your sexual urge? undecided
You want to mock her by posting this right?
That gal is better than you are ever gonna be..she has a skill at hand..

You are still a kid tho so not expecting much from you..maybe when you grow up...
You and your fellow kids should stop this attitude and despise against women..you are just being a weakling online..
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Romance › Re: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by NoahHadNoArk: 8:02pm On Jan 24, 2022
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MemoriesAndMe:
And what can you do if I don't avoid the thread? Die, i.diot. Aren't u the fo.ol here? Would you like anyone discussing ur marrital issues with the public? Will his brother be happy hearing his own brother is giving everyone stories about what's happening in his home? He has no idea what's going on in other people's homes, so why must his home be the subject of public debate? Put urself in other people's shoes sometimes. Do you think the man and the woman are happy they're having issues in their marriage? Do you know if they're trying to fix their issues? An I.diot like u that only wants to entertain himself with other people's issues think u can open ur stinking mouth and insult me. F.uck u bro. Die, foo.l
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Romance › Re: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by NoahHadNoArk: 2:18pm On Jan 24, 2022
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MemoriesAndMe:
Then keep the issue within both families, that's a sane thing to do if you really want their marriage to work. If the lady's family members read what you're saying about their sisters homes and decide to come here and open up threads about their own side of the story, are you all helping that home or adding fuel to their marrital issues?

Nothing anyone tells you here can change anything - it's the man and the woman that can fix their home themselves, you can only advise whichever of them you're closer to, and you don't need the public to guide you on how to do that.

I personally don't interfere in other people's marrital affairs, I guess that's why you thought I was being harsh.
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You don't interfere in other peoples issues, agreed. Now kindly ignore this thread, never make another comment on it, and stop killing yourself with it, cos the op never asked of your silly opinion and doesn't need another idea from your maggot filled brain.

Receive sense!!!

Ewu!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Call Every STD, Toilet Infection? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:35am On Jan 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Can you take it easy with the lies.. even your fellow kids don't believe you.. grin
grin
Sports › Re: Nigerians Descend On Super Eagles Goal Keeper Maduka Okoye's Instagram Page by NoahHadNoArk: 8:01am On Jan 24, 2022
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TarOrfeeek:
angry


Yoruba people are blaming an Igbo boy


Ola Aina who made the mistake that led to goal is left out.

Hypocritical things.

If na me, why will I leave Holland to come and play for this sheet hole.
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Celebrities › Re: See What Zazu Is Doing To These Half N@ked Girls In Kenya by NoahHadNoArk: 7:56am On Jan 24, 2022
When next you pray to God for a child, please be specific.
Romance › Re: Update: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by NoahHadNoArk: 7:35am On Jan 24, 2022
Here for comments grin
Sports › Re: Nigerians Descend On Super Eagles Goal Keeper Maduka Okoye's Instagram Page by NoahHadNoArk: 7:20am On Jan 24, 2022
Much as I hate to admit it, I saw this coming.
That guy was a fluke and frankly speaking, Uzohor would have done better.
Romance › Re: MEN!! If You Have Spent On A Random Biittch Before, Come In Here!! (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 4:47pm On Jan 23, 2022
This land is not for sale......... grin
Politics › Re: There Won’t Be Fanfare At My Inauguration - Soludo by NoahHadNoArk: 9:11pm On Jan 20, 2022
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ViperAda:
e still dey shark dis one, too much talks, too many paparazzi, too many jamboree. By the time you enter into the murky waters in Agu Akwa Government house , una eyes go clear.



-Viper
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You are a real viper......

The last thing anyone needs now is a dose of your bad energy and negativity.
Swallow it!


Ewu!!!
Romance › Re: Romance letter to Seun Nairaland: Turning Nairaland Into A Porn Site by NoahHadNoArk: 10:19am On Jan 19, 2022
Save your breath bro
Porn is bae grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Born Serving As Minister In Canada Suspended over traffic violation by NoahHadNoArk: 8:41am On Jan 19, 2022
NimrodEndOfDays:
what has this got to do with the story huh?
Help me ask the Idïot
Romance › Re: Have You Been Caught With P*rn Before? Share Your Experience! by NoahHadNoArk: 11:49am On Jan 18, 2022
Jerryog:
Porn is a scam and shouldn't be something important to discuss. shocked
His Holiness, pope Jerry of Nairaland


We've heard you
Education › Re: Thanks To Nairaland. My Sister Won't Drop Out At 500level by NoahHadNoArk: 11:02pm On Jan 17, 2022
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KillIgbohoN0W:
Good gesture from an Nwafor standing for his own blood.

Afonja lecturers can never do this instead they will try to sleep with the girl like their OAU rapist kinsman or attempt to mine her skull.


Igbo Amaka!!
Igboho Ajoka!!
Afonja Amala!!!
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You father still looks at you and beats his cheat that he has a son?!?

Shame! undecided
Romance › Re: Have You Been Caught With P*rn Before? Share Your Experience! by NoahHadNoArk: 5:32pm On Jan 17, 2022
cherryCola:
Ok cheesy.

One night like dat after I have made several attempt
to force my self to sleep but to no avail, I decided
to turn off my room light and watch some p*rn,
unfortunately for me I forgot to lock my room door sad.
So I grap my headset increase the volume to the
highest and see what Victoria cakes as to offer grin .
So all these while I didn't notice that my mom as
entered my room after trying to call me cheesy.
she just came and stood at my back, the next think
I heard was chai Cola is this what you are watching shocked,
I just fell as if the ground should open and swallow me
that moment cheesy grin cheesy.
grin
Romance › Re: Have You Been Caught With P*rn Before? Share Your Experience! by NoahHadNoArk: 3:22pm On Jan 17, 2022
How many times....... grin





Stories loading..
Health › Re: How Can I Flush Weed (THC) Out Of My System? by NoahHadNoArk: 3:21pm On Jan 17, 2022
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alphaNomega:
Why did you even lie about your drug use?
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This was so helpful to him
Thank you very much.



Now please return to your joblessness while you wait for the next afcon match to be shown on your Box TV, NTA 12.


Yinmu!
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Boubacar Keïta Ousted Mali President Dies Aged 76 by NoahHadNoArk: 10:26am On Jan 17, 2022
The God that did it for Mali, Nigerians are calling upon thee cry

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