₦airaland Forum

Buhari is busy giving out all important offices to his fellow ab*okis. The st*upid "born to rule mentality" at its worse.
Not that ab*okis make good leaders! They destroyed this country!

A simple squat while pushing with vaginal wall muscle, would have brought it out immediately. Or get herself to cum while her legs are wide apart, because when a woman cums hard, her vaginal wall muscle goes into action. And many other ways that won't require going to the hospital.

I'm a man and still knows a woman's body more than most Nigerian women. Shameful.

The State Security Service (SSS), one of the most incompetent and corrupt security agencies in the world, is calling someone ignorant?
SSS has never stopped or prevented any crime whatsoever! But they're experts in collecting bribes, intimidating and murdering Nigerians!
SSS is totally worthless to Nigerians!

Bribe giver and receiver should be jailed!

[size=14pt]Genotype effect on marraige[/size].

If AA marries AA = AA babies

If AA marries AS = AA and AS babies

If AA marries SS = AA, AS and SS babies

If AS marries AS = AA, AS and SS babies

If AS marries SS = AS and SS babies

If SS marries SS = SS babies

Not surprising at all, because majority of Nigerians are id*iots!

You see, they're abokis and yorubas. Thieves!

Avoid driving beside or near any truck, by all means!

That's what corruption does.

The idiot wanted bribe!

It's embarrassing that Buhari haven't created his government yet.
The old man was never ready to be president.

Religious nonsense!

ebosie11:
I think Nigerian army is getting better in terms of skills and equipment.

Checkout photo of Nigerian Air Force Mi-24 and its pilot

Source: http://godwin12..com/2015/06/photo-of-nigerian-air-force-mi-24-and.html

You've no clue what you're talking about. Mi-24 is a very old Russian attack helicopter produced in 1968!
Nigerian military has archaic equipment!

At least, she bought herself something with her money and not giving it to a fraudulent pastor.

Bred with stolen funds!

Nice to see a father willing to help his daughter with her hair, something most Nigerian men won't do.
His pot belle though.

Radical religious nut!

Kaduna state government is not a religious or muslim government!

Kids bred with stolen money from Nigeria.

5minsmadness:
A friend of mine is having issues. His mother in law came to spend some time with them and help take care of the kids while wifey is off to work. Wifey works shifts and is currently on night shift.

Recently he has noticed mother in law has become overly friendly and has over stepped her boundries on more than one occasion e.g wanting to eat from his plate when she has her own food, has walked in on him twice now in the bathroom and on both occasions has retreated with heavy laughter and claiming it was a mistake.

My friend is getting very uncomfortable but doesn't know if to approach his wife about it or is overreacting. Mama has two more weeks to stay. Should he tell his wife or let things be?

Walking in on him twice now in the bathroom, can be a mistake. Doesn't the bathroom have a lock? Ask him that.

Her eating from his plate is uncalled-for. He should tell his wife about it to put a stop to it. Some mothers can be sluts too.

You think Nigerian government works for people?

Haha! What happened to fighting Boko Haram first?
Bunch of incompetent as*sholes!

Nigeria is incapable to maintain anything and the present security situation is porous. Building Nuclear Power Plants in Nigeria is like giving a toddler a loaded machine gun to keep. It's very dangerous! We couldn't even maintain common oil refineries.

Corruption and lack of maintenance will render the Nuclear Power Plants useless and cause radiation leakage that will wipe out everyone in the vicinity of the Nuclear Power Plants, which means it can wipe out all humans and animals in a city and beyond.

Nigeria is not ripe yet to have something so dangerous. Don't allow government to built a Nuclear Power Plant in your city!!

He wasn't elected a president to attend to his cattle farm!

What has his st*upid cattle farm got to do with Nigerians?!

We fell from frying pan to fire on this man.

FlirtyKaren:
I just got this SOS from a reader who witnessed the incident and says it's happening right now:

Hello Laila, this is happening right now at Adeleke street, off Allen avenue in Ikeja. A thief was caught on the street this afternoon. He broke into a parked Toyota Highlander with his accomplice. They took a phone and while they were trying to make away with it...they were caught. His accomplice immediately ran away but the angry crowd are about to burn the unfortunate one they caught...I left when I noticed they might actually burn this guy. Please post this immediately.

I'm hoping someone steps up in that crowd, the right authorities get to the scene and do something before this man is burnt alive. More pics below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/photos-mob-on-allen-avenue-lagos-about.html

Nigerians' st*upidity, backward mentality and jungle justice is despicable.
How could these animals be so heartless and evil? Why didn't they hand him over to the police?

Everyone involved (including those who watched) in burning this suspect should be prosecuted and legally executed, to teach others a lesson!

OP, why didn't you do something? You're no different from those who committed this crime!

Feel like you're playing or*gasm Russian roulette every time you get busy? Yeah, you're not alone. Those sneaky O's can come easily on some days, take sooo freaking long on others, and just not show up at all when they feel like it.

One of the biggest reasons why women aren't cl*imaxing every single time is because they don't realize they need cl*itoral stimulation before and even during sex to reach an orgasm. There other factors that are blocking your big O on the regular to help your assess your risk, switch up your s*ex game plan, and reach sweet, sweet victory.


1. You don't spend enough time with pre-intimacy.

If you think that penetration and center of gravity action are all it takes to get to the finish line, you're sadly mistaken. Since the cl*itoris has more nerve endings than the v*agina, stimulation there is more likely to result in an O.


2. You're not speaking up when something feels off.

Many women aren't vocal about what feels good to them. And if he's not doing it for you, you're not going to reach the end zone - or it could take forever.


3. You're not wearing socks during sexy time.

Seriously, getting cold feet might be keeping you from feeling warm and fuzzy all over, according to a Dutch study. Apparently, only 50 percent of women were able to have an orgasm at the beginning of the trials, but when the women wore socks, 80 per cent had an orgasm.


4. You don't pee before sex.

If a woman is thinking about how she might have to go to the bathroom, she's more focused on controlling that function than enjoying the sensation. It's a distraction. So go pee before the action heats up.


5. You worry about having an orgasm during sex.

When you're anxious about not having an orgasm fast enough, or anything else going on in your life, it can make reaching orgasm more challenging. But don't let a little thing like stress keep you from getting busy.


6. You're not in a relationship.

Sadly, an exciting one-night stand doesn't always end in the fireworks you imagined when you first made eye contact with that random hot guy. Research shows that you're less likely to orgasm when hooking up with someone you've just met than when you're with someone you're dating.


7. You usually have sex after several cocktails.

Having one glass of wine or other type of alcohol to relax is fine, but if you have two or three, it starts to dull your senses and makes it harder for you to really feel the stimulation.


8. You're not mast*urbating.

If you know how you like to be aroused, you can guide your partner when you're having sex.

Who knows how much he was promised?

Jungle justice!

Complete nonsense!!
Nigerians believe every damn thing! That's why fraudulent "pastors" are billionaires in Nigeria, because there are many id*iots in this country.

Will be it be good quality?

This one na Mgbeke from Otueke village.

Nice art.