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Medicine after death! He's saying this now because he has been heavily criticized for his refusal to publish his assets.

If he actually wanted his assets declared publicly, he would have simply sent a copy to the media before or after he submitted the assets form to the Conduct Bureau (CCB)!

Also if he really planned to make his assets declaration public, why did he state early this week that anyone who needs to see it has to request for it via an FOI request to the Code of Conduct Bureau?! This particular st*upid statement was the reason why everyone critisized him because it was clear he wasn't willing to publish his assets!

Why wait for CCB verification if you're sure the assets you declared are true and verifiable? It doesn't make any sense!!

Does Buhari think everyone is st*upid? Even though most Nigerians are id*iots, there are still those who're not. I'm gradually losing the respect I've for him.

CountDracula:
Dis? Frontpage? Really?

Most times I doubt the sanity of the person responsible for placing threads on Frontpage. He would leave out good threads only to place childish threads like;

- who lost their virginity the fastest?
- pictures of people's wives.
- pictures of "celebrities" doing normal things.
- who f*ucks who on NL?
- fraudulent pastors' "predictions".
- st*upid, childish and unfunny jokes.
And many more.

nagoma:
The SaTANs have an assignment: to criticize every move Buhari makes and make sure his government fails even at the expense of Further damage to Nigeria. They will fail , these Devils will continue to fail.

It's not surprising to see very st*upid Nigerians who would still praise a failed politician.

Those who turn a blind eye when their favorite politician is failing from the begining of his presidency, are the real enemies or "satans" of Nigeria!

AfricanGod2:
Was this man dashed stupidity or something? What is he going to do at the summit when boko haram people are bombing everywhere?

He hasn't even formed his government! A total embarrassment!

The man has been busy jetting out of the country while his country is in a state of uncertainty!
He's inept to be president.

It's unfortunate that Buhari has become a huge embarrassment and a laughing stock! He is only busy jetting out of the country while his country is in state of uncertainty!

He hasn't even formed his government yet. This man wasn't ready to lead as a president. He's woefully incompetent to be president!!
I supported Buhari before, but now I don't.

Buhari was wrong to rush to Niger and Chad after his inauguration, when he didn't have any strategy at home yet to fight BH which is homegrown and has been wreaking havoc since his election!

The only thing he did, before jetting off, was to order the relocation of Military central command to the battle zone, which showed his incompetence to handle BH!

Buhari's becoming a huge embarrassment to us the supporters!

The court awarded a paltry 30 million naira ($150.791) fine to Shell for decades of oil spill that damaged many communities!
Whereas the U.S. government hit BP with $42 billion (8.355 Trillion naira) fine for few months of oil spill!

Either Shell bribed these judges or the judges are st*upid!

laykhorn:
Alright! I took you for someone else who deactivated then.

It may probably be "NobleG" because I noticed it was taken when I was creating this account.

Jobless kids!

And yet Buhari is silent! He's becoming a huge embarrassment to us, who supported him.

laykhorn:
No naaaa! Before I go any further, Is this your first account on NL? I may be confusing you for another guy.

This is my only account on NL.

Society believes that men are usually the culprits in rape cases. No doubt, it's true, but some women have used this generally established belief to falsely accuse men they hate or want to extort money from.

This can't fly in a civilized country like U.K. But in Nigeria, the possibility of this woman being successful with her evil scheme is 100% because we lack the technical and competent human resources.

Charly Boy is a pure art.

I like people who think outside the box. This is the most progressive policy I've seen so far in Nigeria.

rhema4u:
Okay.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2486424_img0563_jpeg2b16a1863aea445e4b77e2a6f5581480

What is that in the picture?! What the hell is that?!!!

laykhorn:
Eeeeeh! This calls for celebration. Noble! You finally resurrected

Why the celebration? Did I contradict myself? You probably don't know me.

A dog’s mouth is besieged by its own legions of germs, roughly as huge in population as those living in the human mouth and causing a similar array of dental illnesses. Although there’s a vast overlap of bacteria in the mouths of both species, the question of which one is cleaner is irrelevant because both are teeming with microbes, and in many cases, a dog’s dental bacteria differ from their human counterparts.

What has your dog been doing?

Before you kiss a dog, or let a dog kiss your face, “you have to think of where their nose has been,” Fobian says. “Has it been inside a dead opossum on the side of the road, or the posterior of another dog, or in the litter box?”

Don’t think that kissing your dog on his snout or the top of his head is safer than on the mouth. When a dog has an infection -- say, in his ear -- germs can end up all over his body through scratching, Fobian says. And there’s a good chance whatever’s in his mouth will end up on his coat through slobber and licking.

Could you make each other sick?

Human and dog mouths have a large number and a wide variety of bacteria. Fortunately, most of it doesn’t make us sick, but some can. Parasites like hookworm, roundworm, and giardia can be passed from dog to human through licking. Salmonella, too, can be passed from your dog to you, or vice versa.

Viruses tend to affect one species or the other; you’re not going to give your dog a cold, and he won’t be giving you his cough.

If you’re sick, think twice

If you’re not healthy, skip it. People with weak immune systems should simply avoid kissing pets. That includes those with HIV/AIDS, those who have had an organ transplant, and those who are on medicines for cancer that limit the body’s ability to fight off infection.

Get the message from your dog

Some dogs may not like you to put your face close to theirs. A dog who doesn’t want to be kissed will show his stress by leaning away, looking away, pursing and licking his lips. A lot of people miss those signs, and when they try to kiss the dog, the dog snaps at them

If your dog is giving you signs that this is not his thing, then don’t put him through it. It’s not much different from trying to kiss a human who doesn’t want to be kissed. We respect people who are like that; we should also respect dogs who are like that.

In every House of Assembly, it is usually the Party that has the majority in the House that produces the Leader of the House! If PDP has 15 members while APC has only 14, then PDP should produce the Leader! That's what the Nigeria Constitution says!

If APC behaves like thugs in power then they're not different from the PDP!

Sexytemi:
Have been dating this guy for the past five year, we'av never fight or break up within those five years, I believed in his love even after moving to abuja and he was in lag, I could bet on is love with my life, because of him I told other guys off, recently we were to go to his sis wedding which I had prepared for, then a week to the wedding he stopped picking his calls that were from me, till the wedding day, i called his sis and asked her if he was @ the wedding and she said yes, I cried cos of the pains, when I told my friends, they were like I should forget him cos he's cheating on me, I refused to accept that logic and still believe he was not cheating on me, then Thursday this week, he told me on whatsapp how he has been having sex with a lady, and when I got angry, he started blaming and even stopped to reply my massages and am like who's suppose to be angry here, him or I?, that is why am here to ask if I should just let him go?.

You didn't go in details, on whether he complained of something about you or whether you did something to him or gave you reason for not going to the wedding with you. You need to give good details, if you want reliable advice!

Anyway, this is my advice to you: He boldly told you he has been cheating on you. I suspect you did something wrong to him. No matter what you did to him, he shouldn't have cheated on you. It's always better for one to end a relationship than to cheat. So what are you waiting for? Dump his as*s now!

Let's see what Buhari will do about it.

mistabiola:
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Everything was going well until you stated;

5. Do not interfere in family matters or conversations, unless you are invited to.

Is she not a part of the family? She has right to speak her mind in all the family matters if she wishes to do so. A wife is a family member and shouldn't be treated differently in the family. Her mother-in-law should treat her as her daughter. Her sister-in-law and brother-in-law should treat her like their sister.

It's unfortunate that most Nigerians treat their wives as slaves or housemaids. We're in 2015 not 1815!


EDIT: I kinda jumped the gun here. You were talking about girlfriend not wife. My bad.
Although, in some cases, when a girlfriend is very close to boyfriend's family, they may take her as part of the family.

I never like that guy. It's troubling to see someone who called himself a "leader" lying about something that's publicly known to be false! It's shocking how Nigerian politicians lie and keep straight face. The id*iot couldn't even correct himself after being exposed, which shows how st*upid he's!

My wish of Buhari becoming the President came true, but I'm now very disappointed. I thought I was the only one seeing Buhari's failures since elected. The OP summed everything up.

Buhari has shown he's indeed incompetent to lead. He has got everything wrong in his early presidency. So Ladies and Gentlemen, we've another incompetent "leader" in office. Brace yourselves for yet another failed presidency.

I don't feel sympathy for id*iots who died because of their st*upidity.

The man must have died of heartattack or something.

Sex doesn't kill anyone. Those who died while having sex, died from something else they had before having the sex. It's usually a coincidence dying while having sex.

Sex is very healthy and below are the ten reasons;

1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming.

Sexually active people take fewer sick days because they have higher levels of what defends your body against germs, viruses, and other intruders.

You should still do all the other things that make your immune system happy, such as;
-Eat right.
-Stay active.
-Get enough sleep.
-Keep up with your vaccinations.
-Use a condom if you don’t know both of your STD statuses.


2. Boosts Your Libido

Longing for a more lively sex life? Having sex will make sex better and will improve your libido.
For women, having sex ups vaginal lubrication, blood flow, and elasticity, all of which make sex feel better and help you crave more of it.


3. Improves Women's Bladder Control.

A strong pelvic floor is important for avoiding incontinence, something that will affect about 30% of women at some point in their lives. Good sex is like a workout for your pelvic floor muscles. When you have an orgasm, it causes contractions in those muscles, which strengthens them.


4. Lowers Your Blood Pressure.

Research suggests a link between sex and lower blood pressure. One landmark study found that sexual intercourse specifically (not masturbation) lowered systolic blood pressure. That's the first number on your blood pressure test.


5. Counts as Exercise.

Sex is a really great form of exercise. It won’t replace the treadmill, but it counts for something. Sex uses about five calories per minute, four more calories than watching TV. It gives you a one-two punch: It bumps up your heart rate and uses various muscles.

So get busy! You may even want to clear your schedule to make time for it on a regular basis. Like with exercise, consistency helps maximize the benefits.

What I personally noticed about those who smoke weed heavily is that they flip out easily and don't reason well sometimes.

A weed smoker is more likely to;
- start a fight easily than a non-smoker.
- disobey rules or laws than a non-smoker.
- die in car accident than a non-smoker.
- show signs of psychosis than a non-smoker.
- show signs of aggression than a non-smoker.

And many other things. Weed alters the brain. In fact, weed shrinks the brain.

Why is he not in jail? Oops! I forgot jail is for the poor.

She looks like a huge mgbada that just excaped from the zoo.

Get solar charger!

Sheeple.

Kassidy90:
If actually she did it for me am gonna be mad at her but the marriage would still continue.
My reasons are

1) If I leave her what is the assurance that am gonna end up with another Virgin, then if I don't how many men do I know that have tasted the next woman.

2) How saint I am myself?

3)Time heals all wounds.

But am quitting the Job instantly, probably move to another city

Viginity doesn't guarantee a good relationship or marraige and the woman's action is a good example.

I would prefer a non-virgin who kept her body for me than having a virgin who not only cheated on me, gave her virginity to another man!