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OpenYourEyes1:
Added this to my list of fulfilled prophesy by TB Joshua

While u are at it don't forget the American election prophecy he failed woefully at. I am sure that in the next decade or so if a woman should win the election u morons will come out and say this was the woman TB Joshua saw. Lol

Lol. Stupid prophecy. Venezuela has been having issues since a long time. Your pastor thought a coup was gonna happen in 2016 but it failed. Now u guys just waited for 3 years for something similar to happen then claim it is a prophecy. Clowns. Desperate clowns.

So many morons on Nairaland. So many morons.

The sad thing about this is that this guy's acumen is so screwed up he thought he has said something smart and decided to let the whole world know he is the author of this stupidity by attaching his real name and picture to it.

The argument can actually be made that human sperm is more akin to tadpoles than snake if we are to be pedantic about anatomy. Also why didn't the female ovaries become shaped like snakes too because they also ate the apple.

I keep saying it, the quality of Christians on Nairaland has depreciated. The smart ones have abandoned the religion for the halfwits to defend.

Biafrawillcome:
Those that say there is no God or anything spiritual how can u explain this incident of men being glued to married women during sex till they are disgraced.

For example this last thread on nairaland. Pls explain

https://www.nairaland.com/4976227/kenyan-man-gets-stuck-while

The first problem I have with this is that it is on the internet. Anyone with enough compensation can act out anything and put it on the internet then monetize the views. And because the denizens of the internet are mostly morons they believe this nonsense and that motivated the actors to put out hoax videos like this. That's why you have been seeing a lot of these kind of videos lately.

The second problem I have with is is that we have already trashed this issue numerous times here. We have dealt with different incarnations of you and we have told them that such an event is not exclusive to illicit sex. It also happens to married couples. Unfortunately married couples will usually not share such embarrassing details and since they are married they have the patience to wait until their muscles relax and the episode passes. Illegal couples will start crying and become more agitated because of their guilt and because someone may come in and discover them at any moment.

The third problem is that u believe a proof for God is human genitals stuck together. LMAO. Ridiculous nonsense.

felixomor:
Symptoms of a low lifer.
Always Trying to earn invisible bragging rights.

Go and cure your obsession

I am not trying to earn it. The bragging right is inherent. I was born with it. It is not my fault you have a genetic predisposition to stupidity. I stopped feeling sorry for u long time ago. Now I feel sorry for the children u will pass that your mental handicap to.

1Sharon:
Ha!! You wrong for this bro, curses await you

Person wey her prayer for herself never work, na her curse on another person wan work? Lol

felixomor:
Hehehehe
I can feel your pain
You have the rare combination of foolishness and obsession.

Be Healed!

Mumu I don knock ur teeth inside again as usual. You be my customer na. Next time if u see me again u go run. You know say I pass u.

Anas09:
Get a grip male.
Wait! did i say male? Yeah, you are a male not a man. Men don't whine when beaten to curb.

**yawn** I feel your pain and frustration. In what ways can I help assuage it?

felixomor:
See obsession
Anas09

This one that doesn't have enough brain cells to even understand what obsession means thinks he has said something witty.

You finally crawled out of your hole again today to amuse us with your dumbness. Unfortunately for u, u have a competition and he is doing a better job at being stupid than u have been doing in the past few months. His name is OpenYourEyes1. You guys should get together and start a club. Call it The League of Morons. Or Knights of the Order of Morons. Or Morons of the Roundtable. Or anything with morons in it.

1Sharon:
Cursing again because they brought up ur age?

Anas the Anas when will you change?

Anas09 is deeply frustrated. You guys have to understand her.

It is hard being where she is in life right now. Shiloh is not doing doing it for her anymore. The last one was probably her tenth year there and she is not getting what she wanted. No husband is coming. Even all her initial good Christian act here has not paid off. None of her fellow Christian males thought it was good enough for them. I don't blame them though. There is always a miasma of toxicity that so surrounds her even when she tries to pretend to be good. Most of them will choose an atheist lady here before they will deign to give her a once over. Life is generally frustrating for her. So she comes online every time to remind herself she has one nonexistent mansion somewhere. Surely there's an afterlife where things are better. That's what she tells herself.

So anytime she sees any religion or argument that jeopardizes her free mansion, she loses it. She starts cursing. She is well aware that the best things in life have eluded her and will keep doing so owing to her attitude. So she curses and curses and hopes others will fall to her station so she can have company. Misery loves company.

Guys try to understand her. Pity her. All her lashing out is just a cry for help.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
Your cognitive resonance is under diminishing returns which excludes you from a response.

What does this nonsense mean? You just want to use words, right? That explains ur initial reply that I quoted. No point. No sense. Not even a pretence of intelligence. Just words. Empty words. I feel sorry for u and the inadequacies u are severely overcompensating for.

LordReed:
Can you briefly state why you you think such a deity exists? I am interested in your thoughts.

I have said it before here. I have no logical reason why I believe such a thing. I am just unable to believe there is no God. The world has more meaning to me this way. Whether that God is the universe itself or not is what I don't know. And, like Cicero said, I am not ashamed to admit that I am ignorant of the things I do not know.

But what I know for sure is that that God doesn't care whether u believe in him or not. And he sure as hell aint any Abrahamic god. As far as the evidence and what I can prove can show, that's what I believe.

BlakKluKluxKlan:
The usual balderdash, litany of insults and display of atheistic arrogance.

The usual petulance, acute lack of comprehension and display of religious ignorance and self-deprecation.

Pray, clown, point out where the insults are in her post. Or the display of arrogance you sensed. Failing that just admit u are overwhelmed by the quality of the counter arguments the lady put forth and decided ad hominem was your best recourse.

As somewhat of a deist, I had high hopes for this thread. Seemed like it will be a very logical argument in the beginning. But being in the 5th paragraph now, I have just realised it has failed to achieve the level of logic I was hoping for. The argument is rather crude.

Now I am discouraged from reading the whole thing. **sigh**

Let me try and go through the whole thing and see whether the OP finds its footing.

EDIT: In the end, after a bit of missteps, the OP circles back to the God of Spinoza. Which is very similar to what I believe in. Such a concept of God is hard to prove and I don't think a God like that cares to be proven either. So it seems we have only arrived at the same spot we were before the OP created this thread.

I won't be surprised if this is just a stage managed video in this internet age. Nonsense

All these stage managed "exploits" with no verifiable proof. Just smokes and mirrors. If it isn't some old pastor whose members are sharing fake stories about his miracles, it is one pastor that documented his own "miracles" or another funny pastor that healed people in their church pulpit but can't heal them outside.

This is beyond ridiculous.

Originakalokalo:
I don't really know much about him.... However, if the miracles are real and done in Jesus name,

Then we give glory to God.

Mr Prevailer, the interpretation of this is: I don't really trust that Mouka guy. His miracles look shady as fvck. That's why I will glorify God had it been that they were real.

Originakalokalo:
God introduced himself to Moses as the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob...

This was over 600 years after the death of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob..

Jesus then corrected a sect in Jerusalem that God is not the God of the dead.... but of the living...

So, Abraham, Isaac and Jacob live.

They are existing. In realm.... That we don't have access to... Not while we are still in the physical..

Tick tock..... my time on earth has been reduced by another 13hours... So is yours.

A time comes ,when you will stand before him in his majesty....and account for every idle words spoken.

Repent and be converted.

Jesus is Lord and the son of the Father.

Peace.

All these long stories will not cover your foolishness and impulsiveness. We are still waiting for the people that disappeared from this site that u want the OP to ask. Just look at the smug nonentity declaring impending judgement and adjourning of judgement. Lol. Fools with delusions of grandeur.

Originakalokalo:
Calling me a fool is mentioning one of my new names the moment I accepted Jesus as my Lord and saviour.

Paul said.... We are fools for Jesus...

So, you are not wrong. Regarding the issue of saving my post, you have the freedom to do that.

Peace.

Lol. Prating prat.

Just coming online to talk foolishly like as if he is the herald of God's destruction. Mumu.

lambsbread:
Seun, johnydon22, Hardmirror, hopefullandlord, frank317, joseph1013, capslock, chemystery, happypagan, martinez19, lordreed, NPcomplete, hahn, dalaman

Seriously, dude? Seriously?

You can easily see that its a rope he is hanging on to because of the oscillations of the rope as he is moving on it. One end of the rope is tethered to the tree on the right and the other end is tethered to something else the dubious camera man conveniently left out of the video.
There is no juju anywhere. Repeat: there is no juju anywhere.

Waterlrd:
well! I think you simply made a point.
Permit me to recall to you that God in his infinite nature does not play dice with gamblers of knowledge.Those who are best at thinking outside the box(atheist) does it not to puff themselves up but to see how ignorant they really are at the long run. I came to understand that nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God. Atheist as l know are weak minded people and when the world becomes too hard for their survival, they simply drift to a seashore to vent their frustration.

And your point is...?

ElidaxZiel:
Answer it ! Let see how quality your dead brain is

From the type of questions u ask it is evident u lack the capacity to comprehend the answers u will get. You are not worth the effort.

MrPresident1:
Because sentence for offence is not swiftly carried, man becomes bolder in his offence and blasphemy.

It will tarry, but it will surely come.

First of all, fvck u and that high horse u rode in on. I hope u break your coccyx while falling off of it.
There is no bigger blasphemy than the foolishness u routinely indulge in every few months here. Where u claim to know the end of the world and keep shifting the dates whenever your lunacy is discovered to be what it is. Nobody exposes their deity to more ridicule than u have done over the last 2 years at least. And if sentence has not been carried out on you yet, just shut the fvck up and let people with more dignity talk.

ElidaxZiel:
You answer are just too basic lmao

cell evolve from what

How do we see ourselves in dream, since eyes is shut

The quality of Christians on Nairaland just keeps depreciating every year. It seems the smart ones have abandoned the religion and have left it to the halfwits to defend. Just look at this one. LMAO

OpenYourEyes1:
No, the Bible is NOT like other religious books. Global flood indeed happened..
Fossil records and dinosaurs bones all over the world show that most animals were buried in a catastrophic flood. Stop believing everything you watch on TV. It is your duty as the smartest member to research this dumb things I post.

This guy and dumb arguments.

Originakalokalo:
You took caution in your reply...and my personal judgement on you is thus suspended.

Ask those who have disappeared from this site...

They will tell you that indeed God of Elijah is here again...

You need to plea seriously for mercy from the almighty God...

You have erred greatly and have hurt your soul a lot.

You hang in the balance.

This fool again. Who has disappeared from this site that u want us to ask. You jokers are nothing but Christian Talibans trying to threaten people that are above u. There is nothing I hate more than direct or indirect threat to people's life by impotent fools that keep hoping their deity can bring destruction on other people and compensate for their feelings of inadequacy.
Tell us the people that disappeared and where to find them. Don't just make vague unverifiable statements and hope to scare anyone. Show us examples or remain a raving fool. I will save this your post and always remind u of it.

kingemzy5:
Like seriously if you live to see Friday quote me and call me a bastard!!!

Senseless Bastard!!!

Madman go and get help.
Hunger is not an excuse to start hallucinating and saying gibberish. Get help u oaf. All these morons running around calling themselves men of God self. LMAO

Ranchhoddas:
You can hardly walk on the road now without seeing someone with a 5NOG tag.
I got home today to see a big flier on my gate. It's almost oppressive.

Why does he have armed guards?
He does not trust the angels or what?

Hahahaha. Why u no like the guy like this? U want make the guy die? He has no angels protecting him and he knows it. The only thing protecting him is the wealth he has built off the backs of desperate Christians and unscrupulous politicians. He is wise to trust in the power of the gun. That is more real than imaginary spiritual forces. Lol

Ammonia is actually reigning in your life already. It is what they use to create fertilizers used for the crops u eat. So what are u talking about?
Anomia ko. Ammonium tetraoxide ni.

OpenYourEyes1:
You lack manners my friend. How old are you? 22?

I am 10 years old, o ancient one. Better to lack manners than to lack a functioning brain.

Akin1212:
You're outrightly stupid.

There! I said it!

OpenYourEyes1 has got to be the biggest fool on Nairaland. The guy is dumber than a butterknife. Unfortunately he is too dumb to realise it.
He will still make a fool of himself tomorrow. Just watch.