₦airaland Forum

Same people who lamented that hunger is killing Nigerians at home during lockdown without any help or palliative from government, those are the very same set of people who are still blasting this home feeding scheme for pupils.

How I wish this virus could somehow infect only the nincompoops who claim it isnt real.

Zico5:
The person that prepared this shit is terribly sick. Do u want people to have HBP or how many average Nigerians earn above 150k with this current poverty in the land. Go to the street and see how PhD holders are struggling to get even part time lecturing jobs.

N150k per annum. That's 12500 monthly, and many people earn that.

Romantic?.... Looked more like a father forcing a sick child to eat her meal.

The man ctiticised govt in 2012 but now he's quiet and minding his business. Is he the only one in Nigeria? All those asking him to speak, are they themselves dumb? Cant they speak? Must they wait for the same people whonspoke in 2012 to speak before they can aldo speak out?

hahn:
...
After enough consultations with some elders, he took his time and told his wife-to-be that they should go on 3 days fasting. After the first day he told her that the spirit of God revealed to him that there was something she was hiding from him(yes, he'll make a good pastor) and after enough pushing she eventually confessed.
....

Nigerians been lying on the Spirit of God since forever.

I have had a similar experience, my ex and I were doing it raw but since I was applying the withdrawal method, she decided to lie that she was pregnant barely 2 weeks into the relationship(she don see mugu). I told her no problem and a week later she was on her period. She later claimed she "made a mistake". Needless to say the relationship ended.

Seriously, how exactly do people feel comfortable diving raw into a girl they just met 2 weeks ago?.... It's amazing how so many people have no regard for their lives.


On the topic, in this our generation thriving with divorce and baby mamas littered all over the place, I wonder how there are still many girls who believe they can trap a man for marriage with pregnancy. Anyway, they obviously do it cos there're still some men who would be terrified to get a lady pregnant without marrying her for fear of what their parents/mentors/pastors etc would say; thank God I'm not one of those men. Whilst I deeply respect my parents/pastors/mentors, I also respect my own principles deeply - I will not marry a woman I dont like simply because she has a baby for me.

Topsic70:
Nwanne, what u knoweth not is bigger dn u!

Bros leave that matter... this one isnt bigger than me; it's just a heap of trash! People said the same thing almost 100 years ago when tuberculosis BCG vaccine and also when yellow fever vaccine were developed.

Don't you think it's just iberiberism that so many people who claim to be Christians actually think they can avoid hell by avoiding physical vaccination?

Topsic70:
Ghen-ghen!
e don dey red!

NWO=666 loading
Book of revelations in fulfilment small-small!


Revelation 13:16-18 (KJV)
And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Do not take d "vaccines" to "cure" d virus! The 666 mark is in d chip in d "vaccines"!

It's amazing how people actually take these dumb theories seriously.

dre11:
...into clothes that the immigration authorities deemed too revealing....


https://punchng.com/bopdaddy-challenge-immigration-suspends-transfer-of-officers/

Too revealing?

Archaic hypocritical bastards!

unite4real:
What I have below are not Niger republic.

99% is a wrong concluding answer unless u are counting untarred roads and bush paths. Most roads with networks are in the cities. Lekki, Ikeja, Maitama, Asaba, Kaduna, Kano cities, Ibadan. You can be generalizing with outskirt roads.

I agree a lot of roads have no.markings but to say 99%, that's totally wrong it means LANDLORD NEEDS TO TRAVEL AND SEE

May not be 99%, but over 90% of Nigerian roads have no marking.

VaselineCrew:
Some roads may have lanes when just constructed, but as soon as they start to fade away, that is the end of the lane marking on that road, almost never to be re-marked again.

Generation after generation of Nigerian drivers keep adapting to the lawlessness of driving on roads without lane markings, further worsening the already chaotic driving situation aided by low level enforcement of law and order by the police force.

I guess to some, we should rejoice at the fact that we even have roads in the first place. Unfortunately, these people are somewhat justified, in the sense that, the unsightly sight of bad roads pervades the entire country.

All in all, we need to promote order in our society and lane markings are a step towards order, at least in terms of road transportation.

You cannot aspire to become a developed country and ignore the details, because the details are far from trivial.

I've asked this question a thousand times. I wouldn't know if its just an obsession with mediocrity, but I wonder why billions would be spent building roads in Nigeria but a little token wouldn't be spent marking the roads. Sad!

HeadNigga:
Atiku has valid points. This is how u should play opposition. Don't just criticize, profer solutions. I personally endorse that the 27billion budgeted for renovating the national Assembly complex be scrapped

With the kind of people in the NASS, do you think they'll approve that budget if you cut their 'givaway'?

I'm in total support of Atiku on these ones though. There're numerous things that can be cut off to slash the budget; any serious and sensible government will take draconian measures to cut our massive recurrent expenditure. The current oil price presents a beautiful opportunity and excuse to cut down fat salaries and allowances from public office holders.

Crixxx:
what are Nigerians there coming back for..

Crixxx:
If I was the one there I'll never think Nigeria again

You budget for say 2 weeks travel visit, but end up having to pay for 3 months (and counting) in a hotel in a foreign land; meanwhile you have a house in Nigeria. If in that finance draining situation, you will desperately do anything it takes to return home.

GamalNasser:
Yes boomer

...and if you find them, please dont hesitate to tell us here where you found them and what they were doing. Not as if i need the information for anything, but info is always useful.

Nice day ahead!

GamalNasser:
You lying thieving govt lied to us to bring in questionable characters into the country claiming they were coming to provide medical aid to the NCDC and now you are telling me I have no right to know where they are ? As a Nigerian I have full right to know why people from a COVID epicenter were allowed into Nigeria for non medical related service when the border had been shut down

Okay, keep searching for them.

GamalNasser:
But it cost 2 million dollars which the so called CCECC made from Nigeria in the first place

Yeah but how is it my business or your busines how ccecc choose to spend their own money?

shugabasbn:
The heat is too much for Mr Osagie. U better throw the towel. Where are our Medical officers from China? We must know their where about

Did they take your money or steal your wife? Why are you obsessed with their whereabouts?

GamalNasser:
Where are the doctors?

What's my business with the doctors? What's also your business with the doctors? Did they take your money or snatch your wife?

After all Nigerians agreed there wasnt any need for Chinese doctors, so why exactly are you now obsessed with whereabouts of people we dont need?

tecsalt:
We are aware that there's COVID-19 in Nigeria but the number of cases we are having everyday is a SCAM...

During the first Lockdown... I've seen people that defied it im Lagos and it's going to two months without a feasible symptoms of Corona

Lol... so in your own understanding of the situation, covid19 just generally hovers in at outdoor atmosphere, so anybody who leaves their house and goes outside must catch it? Wonderful!

adadike:
tell them my brother. If you have ordinary malaria, they will tell you it's covid 19. Even their evil test kit will read covid 19. Nigerians should start asking questions.

Yeah you're right, Covid19 is not real. It's chinese doctors strangling people all over the world. The people in isolation centres in Nigeria are just fellows suffering from ordinary malaria fever. People need to question their govt.

Genesils:
Someone shu remind me how much we spent bringing them please

GamalNasser:
2 million dollars

It cost govt zero, cos they were brought in by CCECC.

The media in Nigeria is such a terrible disease.

GamalNasser:
When we said those people were not doctors but telcoms technicians y'all called us conspiracy theorists but look the minister just confirmed it ... Nigerian open your eyes to this Covid thing because it's not what you think it is ..today the Lagos State govt admitted it lied when it said a Dubai returnee died of COVID when in reality he was murdered by the negligence of the NCDC who deliberately left him to die of a heart ailments just so the could grow their COVID death list ...If you still think its a coincidence those Chinese technicians came into the country and suddenly the harvest of death started then think again ...

Upside down reasoning. So in essence iy isnt covid that's spreading and killing people, rather its Chinese doctors?

evansjeff:
Recently I've been very bothered about myself. I'm a guy of around 30 but some things that still worry my heart is really disturbing. I will start like this.

1. Something embarrassing happened some time last year when I travelled home for visit. They bought a goat and was looking for who to kill it, me knowing I'm the most senior man at home jejely went into ghost mode, everyone started looking for me, in the end I had to come out but shamelessly told them I can't kill it. They had to call a 16 year old opposite neighbour to do it while my younger ones helped him hold the goat. I couldn't even stand the sight of seeing the goat struggling for life while receiving knife in the throat. I left there immediately.

2. You might think it's normal for goat until I tell you that I can't kill a chicken or rat, last Christmas, I badly wanted to buy a life chicken because I beleive it's more healthy, but who will kill it? Bae was around, I don't want any embarrassment so I jejely bought frozen chicken . There is a wall gecko strolling around my room for weeks now, but I can't kill it, it becomes embarrassing any time I have a visitor

3. The most recent is, there are two birds trying to build a house in my lobby, I kept destroying the house but they didn't give up, it got to a point, I felt bad for the poor birds, what if they don't have a house? what if I'm the one building a house with all my strength and government keeps destroying it? I had to leave them to build. My neighbour said he killed the birds that tried doing that in his house but me can i do that? No. i just tire.

4. Lastly, When travelling and there's an accident, people rush out to watch but I dare not else the trauma will remain for months, I can't stand the sight of blood and body cuts.

Any time I think about killing an animal, I ask myself, what if I'm the one being held by boko haram or killer herdsmen and about to be slaughtered? How excruciating the pain can be.

Any time I think about crushing a cockroach, I ask myself, what if I'm the one trying to cross the high way and dangote trailer crushes me?

So guys, am I normal? Do I need to see a doctor or a psychologist?

Your number 3 just made me disturb my neighbours with laughter. You left a bird's nest because you didnt want to render them homeless? Wow!

Anyway, not everyone is cold blooded. I've killed a goat before, I've killed countless chickens, I intemd to kill a cow one day. But I must confess, I feel bad too when I look into their eyes.

NJPot:
stop defending all these politicians. It was my village that the Fulani came. Some villagers killed some of the Fulani cows and ate. Anyadike in Imo state house and Emeka Chinedu in federal house helped in resolving the issue and Uzodimma also came into the matter. The Fulani headers mentioned the number of their lost cows which was settled with money. That was what brought peace. They were warned not to bring their cows to Mbaise again. Though I hate Uzodimma, but what he did was the best thing to do to bring peace. But due to people from other Igbo regions has lambasted Uzodimma for settling the Fulani herdsmen with money, he is now denying it.

Oga there's a difference between defending Truth and defending a politician; except we're saying truth no longer means anything in our politically charged generation.

I dont know whether he did it or not or whether its 8million or not; I cant vouch for anybody let alone a Nigerian politician. But my point is the increasing number of bare faced dumb lies and propaganda people keep churning out against the man all for the sake of politics. The amount of silly propaganda created everyday against the man tilts me to doubting this N8m story.

By the way, I personally dont see anything wrong if he uses money to ensure peace, but it would be sad if 8million was actually paid; how many cows were killed?

Lol... As expected.

The opposition PDP in Imo and the hordes of bitter IPOBians scattered all over the place are obviously very displeased that this news is fake. One can already see several of the unfortunate fellows weeping and wailing all over this thread, and insisting the earlier FAKE facebook report must be real.

The ipobian slander mill has since been on rampage, churning out fake news upon fake news upon fake propaganda against Uzodimma since he became governor.

The other time they claimed Uzodimma had placed Hausas in Imo state on stipends (how daft); of course it was rightly debunked as foolish news. Then they proceeded to say Uzodimma was appointing Emir of Owerri, Emir of Mbaise and Orlu. That too was debunked as stupidity. Then Abba Kyari died, and some retardeens claimed Uzodimma was renaming Imsu to Abba Kyari Uni. These twerps just never get tired of churning out rubbish and peddling same on facebook and WhatsApp.

zakim:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/nigeria-makes-n2-6trn-in-one-year-sales-of-petroleum-products-ppmc.html

NNPC imports fuel with N3trillion and sells it to Nigerians at N2.6 trillion; incuring a major loss (or under-recovery as they nicely put it, or subsidy for short). And the journalist who penned the report titles it "Nigeria MAKES N2.6trillion"

The journalist who published this report must either be mischievous or just dumb. Cant blame the 99% of people in this thread who got misled by the report; the entire report is very misleading.

junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress

Hahaha... forgive my laughter, but your story sounds a bit funny.

Not having an erection when with an ashi, I doubt that has anything to do with your wanking. You're just 'olosho-incompatible', which is actually a good thing (and you aren't alone). After numerous trials and failures with oloshos, the anxiety is probably the reason you cant get it up even with your woman. You need to be more relaxed.

CovidVaccine:
White woman joins the search for "Jubril" and "Buhari"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xSOpzHK6E

Lol.. this one is definitely sitting on one Ipob dick somewhere in the US.

[quote author=CovidVaccine post=89445061]White woman joins the search for "Jubril" and "Buhari"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xSOpzHK6E[/quoteLol.. this one is definitely sitting in one Ipob dick somewhere in the UK or Europe.

Crazeman03:
Hello Nairalanders, Hope you guys are staying Safe. Please don't mind my writing, I will make it short as possible.

I met this wonderful lady Last year and everything has been going good until 7 months ago when she told me she was Hiv+. That hit me hard but that didn't change anything, she was surprised I didnt react and opening up to me didn't scare me because I'm negative though we haven't had sex yet before the moment.

Now it has been 4 months we've been having unprotected sex. I'm not afraid of contracting the virus, as she keeps taking med and her viral load is low. I made sure before we went for test before having unprotected sex. Her CD4 count is above 750 and viral load is below 20, which makes hiv undetectable in her.

Now one night around 3months ago, she woke me up in the middle of the night to ask me, why do I love her knowing fully well about her status because she could not believe she will ever have a relationship with someone negative not even in this Nigeria by the way they stigmatize hiv+ people. I told her the reason and I'm not afraid hiv is not the worse or the baddest of diseases. There are more killer diseases than HIV and HIV is not a diseases but a virus. Only attack your immune system and its no longer a deadly virus.

The problem I have now is that whenever I imagine myself having it and how I will popping drugs everyday, make me kinda moody towards her, because I always keep telling her to always take her drugs. Last night she discovered she is pregnant and I'm just imagining things how everything will play out, I know when she will put to bed she won't be able to breastfeed. People will ask questions. I really need to tell someone in my family but I don't know who. My mom my react and the other person I trust is my younger sister.

On her own part, only her elder sister and brother knew she has the virus. And she had it since 2007.

I only need an advice if I need to tell any member of my family, looking to settle down with her this October.

Tell your mum you have HIV too.. That will neutralise everything.

Vikynas:
Backing up the NCDC officials with security to make sure that an active cases are recorded in both States,is it compulsory for every state in Nigeria to have an active case?

So you mean to tell me there are still humans who dont believe covid19 is real and who think it's scam?

With the rate at which the disease is spreading all over the place, Kogi and Cross Rivers' governors claim there cant be covid19 patients in their states and so therefore, cant permit NCDC to set up base in their states. You honestly believe that is a sane stance?.... Of course NCDC is now the ENEMY!

Same thing happened in Kano until people started dying like chickens yet we still have humans with this foul mentality calling covid19 politics?

If people start dying in Kogi, you lot will still blame NCDC and FG. Ignorance and illiteracy dancing on steroids!