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IamPlato:
What An Elder Sees While Sitting A Child Will Not see Even On Mount Everest.


I Saw Through All The Scam since The Beginning and I Have Been Shouting, some People That Felt They Were Wise Came And Insulted me.

Let Me Tell You Something About Reality, Info From Government Has Never Been Honest, Never

People Have Been Shouting Malaria Since This Coronavirus thing Hit Us Here.

Ncdc sent A Message That I Am Sure You Recieved, they Said Coronavirus Has Similar Symptoms With Malaria.


Lol...


If You Believe That 17k+ people In Nigeria Has Coronavirus you Must Be Very Unwise.


NCdC and The Body In Charge Will Not Stop Until they Have fill Their greedy With Theft

Murketeer:
The fact that you guys always overhype China on Nairaland baffles me ...It's not like China has even fought and Conquered any Nation of recent History ...so where the Overhyping dey come from ...or is it because of their population

Buliwyf:
There's nothing dangerous about it. Britain doesn't even stand a chance against China.

richeeyo:
So you think Britain would go to war alone abi, where do all this kids come from

pocohantas:
My aunt is a caterer and she doesn’t use firewood. She is a PREMIUM caterer and her jollof is bam! The secret is NOT firewood.



It is a type of pepper na.



Food have been burning in homes without firewood. Anything can burn food with the right intensity. Yes, burning accentuates the taste if all other is gotten right.

I didn’t say they are compulsory, they make my stock richer. Caterers use “safe“ seasonings for their stock too. So, they are not so “dispensible”.

pocohantas:
I created a thread previously; How To Make Home Made Ewa Agonyin and despite the “criticism”, I am glad it helped some people.

For today, I would like to remind us that we have jollof rice and we have party jollof rice. I don’t need to explain the difference between the two, we all know as e dey go. I get bored with the former, never the latter. I have watched this being cooked a few times and they didn’t put anything special, none that I saw at least, but I never quite got it. Always ended up with sweet concoction rice.

It took me sometime to figure out the process and there has been no going back.

To get this, you have to be thorough and generous with ingredients. There is really no magic.

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Ooe33:
This post got me angry.
Firstly, I am sorry for that guy, cos he married an insensible woman. That don't want his progress.
why should he send Dem money? even if he has enough.
Secondly I think her family isn't that stupid enough to share and allot 120k to him. Maybe they sent it to their daughter wey dey form BIG WOMAN, the girl in turn gave it to her husband.

But how can someone be billed 400k, and another person,NOT RELATED is expected to cough out nearly half of that sum? What will he gain from the act? Abi Him go follow Fnck the bride?

Jeffrey12:
Nairalanders, What's your take on this?
What would have been your reaction towards this matter, If you were the husband?

https://twitter.com/SmartAtuadi/status/1272275117280759810?s=19[/quote]Reading this story just got me restlessly angry.

IlovePMB:
You have confirmed that you are a fool. So reply me again if you would be useless in life. This is irreversible o.

IlovePMB:
Anu mpama, face your state and leave us in Imo to sort our things out. If you like give your land to fulani, that is your choice and business. We don't want your fulani in our state. Quote me again if you are a fool.

IlovePMB:
I don't have business with what is happening in other states. Let everyone speak for their state. Since Uzodimma was imposed on Imo State by the Fulani, Fulani herdsmen have been on rampage in Imo State. Bishop of Owerri diocese has also raised alarm and the Supreme Court governor is doing nothing about it and you want Imo people to relax since Fulani is also killing in other states. I am ashamed of people like you who I share the same country with.

IlovePMB:
Since the time of Rochas who is also in your useless APC, no herds men killing have been recorded in Imo State till your useless Uzodimma was imposed on Imo State by your Fulani masters.

NaijaRoyalty:
I started hearing of hersdmen since Buhari came to power

Buhari will go and let's see if herdsmen would go on with their killings spree

IlovePMB:
This criminal Supreme Court governor should be shown the way out by Imolites and Igbos in general. The fulani caliphate would elect sensible and hard working governors in the north but would impose imbbecile and criminal on Imo State to destroy Igbo land.

The worst is that a whole Catholic priest said Uzodimma is the messiah for imo state. I don't know if messiah now has a new definition.

techmo:




Isnt it absolute stupidity for a state with so much unemployment, zero power supply, and absolutely no infrastructure, to ware house 75 billion in a cormercial bank like diamond bank.. while bankers wont even borrow the money out to Anambra indegene but to the likes of Dangote and Rabiu of Biu groups

75billion would construct a gas pipeline from Imo gas flaring fields, build a 1000 Megawatt Thermal/gas turbine power station and give Anambra 24/7 electricity with enough to sell to other state while their industries drastically develop

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tevinsolt:
Security - Decentralise the Police, given the constitution makes provision for that. Establish a zero-tolerance policy in the Police Force and the Military. This approach is a strategy to eradicate the abuse of power by law enforcement on citizens. Push a bill that allows for a jury of citizens to serve as the balanced check that needed to keep the force accountable. This will reinforce the idea of a government by people in the our democracy.
Nysc - Mandatory 1 year military reserve service for all citizens. Eligible for enrollment by the age of 18 and must be completed by age 35.
Citizen database - for identification

Infrastructure - Leverage the service of the enlisted Nysc members in a Govenrment driven accelerated infrastructural development, obviously cooperation with experts. we'll create 3000 miles of roads and 1500 miles of rail line respectively every year. Increased infrastructural capacity will positively impact investments in logistics and transportation and industrilization.
I'll further deconstruct power distribution, will allow distributors to compete for customers without location restriction.

Education enormous investment in Public schools starting from Elementary all the way up to the University. We'll rennovate our schools, provide adequate supplies for the classrooms, build Federal public Libraries in every capital city.
Open up Federal Universities for international research purposes, sponsor research in Medicines, Science and Technology
Incentivize computer and information technology/science/engineering studies all across the country.

Tourism, allow ease of access for innovative ideas from local start-ups, international brands to launch their businesses. this will be another avenue for job creation creation through small businesses, and possible investment opportunities.

And finally use my execute powers to push for a decentralized federal government, and more independent states, a change to the constitution that will define clearly the rights of persons and institutions and firmly uphold those rights with the necessary checks and balance in place.

Kingosytex:
Well, the first step will be to reduce the number of law makers breakers in the legislature.

Those guys are practically doing nothing to earn the billions they are being paid.

I will also champion massive sensitisation and re-orientation. Virtues like truth, honesty and contentment must be inculcated in the lives of the upcoming generations because this present generation is a lost cause.

Ooni:
I know Ibos are the only genuine businessmen in Nigeria.

Otedola once ceased to be a billionaire because naira fell following recession.

our brother Obj once told our sister folorunsho alakija "I made you a billionaire' which means she became a billionaire by govt favour not hardworking.

Adenuga our brother is also an IBB front

Dangote enjoys monopoly

Ibos are doing it alone almost dominating every sector through hardwork. They're gifted and must be given credit for that.

fallout87:
This is was "ultra modern" back in 2005.

Having desk, windows, lights and a visual screen isn't something to gloat about unless you're a fifth-world environment.

mrvitalis:
Oga which of the product in the 22.5 billion is intended for South east

mrvitalis:
A 1.6km bridge is the biggest project in the south east ..yet APC borrowed 22.5 billion and excluded south east and u have mouth to talk

kingi777:
The IPPIS doesn't have any package for payment of allowances to lecturers. Therefore, It's only the basic salaries they now earn. So how does federal government expect them to call off the strike and diligently work when they are forcefully enrolled into IPPIS and striping them of some allowances that make their salaries tangible.


BEFORE YOU CRITICISE THE LECTURERS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS;

Take home salary for lecturers after IPPIS deduction without allowances:
PhD LII is #130,000
PhD LI is #163,000 plus min. 3 years post PhD
Senior Lecturer #235,000 plus min. 6years post PhD
Professor ��‍� #345,000 plus min. 10 years post PhD
Senior Professor ��‍� #423,000....
Minimum of 3years gap with hard work. Many spend as high as 5years before they can move up the ladder of promotions.

REMEMBER
From these peanuts of a pay;
They teach a crowd for a class
They supervise multitudes
They attend conferences from their pockets
They attend seminars from this peanuts
They write and publish articles in reputable journals (enquire the cost of publishing).....etc
They undergo rigorous stress to carry out research.
They spend minimum of 4 years in BSc
They spend minimum of 2 years in MSc
They spend minimum of 3 years in PhD (in Nigeria is near impossible they even spend upto 5 years and above).

Consider their rigours, the pain, the emotional trauma, physical drain, brain drain, intellectual drain they go through just to be qualified for their job specification...

I think our Lecturers work like elephants and earn like ants, they deserve a better pay or renumeration.

In terms of welfare:
You know that 50% of your lecturers don't have good offices/furnitures.
Most lecturers lack good working environment.
Most lecturers handle/teach a crowd of students yet they still try to deliver lectures in such environment (instead of the normal 30-50 students class size).
Most Lecturers supervise projects at their expense.
You want his best yet you deny him the best.

When you compare this salary with those of other Federal Govt agencies it's very very ridiculous.
If you compare it with Universities abroad then Nigeria �� salary scale for lecturers is infinitesimally small.

Before you criticise them;
First put yourself in their shoes.
Could you have studied to PhD just to earn #130,000?
Could you have invested the better part of your life upto Prof just to earn #345,000?
Think! They may not have been the best they should yet they are among the best in the world especially if they are giving the right environment to practice.

Before you criticise ASUU/Lecturers think.
Except you are happy with the state of the university system.

NO COUNTRY CAN GROW BEYOND IT'S VALUE FOR EDUCATION.

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nextstep:
Oh.. I'm following constituted authority which says we should keep social distance. I have not intent on testing anybody. Wasn't there a pastor who died recently?

"Pastor Who Defied Social Distancing Dies After Contracting Covid-19, Church Says"
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/14/us/bishop-gerald-glenn-coronavirus.html

nextstep:
Very correct... in fact this is one of Jesus' earliest teachings.

"Healing is fundamental to the redemptive work of Jesus. To allow the idol of coronavirus to determine the scope of congregational worship in the house of God is an abomination of gargantuan proportions,"

Well, I suppose he can either keep his congregation safe by following guidelines, or he may soon not have a congregation.

BeautifulWoman:
This is pure travesty. Christianity is of faith and such guidelines are against the tenants of our Christian faith.

I was brought up in a godly home where my parents thought us the applications of Faith. If we believe Christ is above sickness, why then are we distancing right in his church.