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foolish man, so he couldn't even stay locked up small and he could imprison those girls for God knows how long. so long and farewell animal

so basically its easier to find HIV vaccination than for Nigeria to have constant electricity

how daft do they look throwing gang signs while caged like fowls , useless beings

40p for 2 bananas

[quote author=Okija_juju]Chei ya!

That Awkward Moment When the Landing gear deploys, and the first sight he sees is a Molue Bus or Ojota Bus-stop.. instead of Times Square..


#Better Luck Next time hommie!!

#Hustle Hard...

[/quote]lol!!!!! first for him mind im for think say na transit until e dawn on say na d last bus stop im reach so

blueheart: I wonder when Nigeria will be rid of corruption.

when elephants fly
when Queen Eliza starts to do her own shopping
when hell freezes over in other words

[quote author=obo_man]Why can't employment form be free? This is sad[/quote]as in it is so ridiculous, make it available online and let people print off

Mekus68: Omo see as these people dey tear human body lyk say na chicken all in the name of operation. So this was how mine was done when I underwent hynea surgery. Nawa o

oga i beg na Hernia not Hynea

oh God , nightmare thinz eh

Yazmin: Did I make it to front page today.....?

I had a dream yesterday that the lord brought me to the fore......!

na malaria wan do u be that, because u make am at all

bokohalal: This is a true story.
One of my friends mother took my friend to a place around Ogba in Benin City to be insured against all manner of bullets,stabs and cuts from guns,knifes and or machetes. After the 'fortification',the practice is to place the fortified on a pedestal such as a mortar or any elevated surface and stripped to your brief or boxer(make sure to wear one) before testing the strength of the fortification.
With my friend stripped and elevated,his mother standing some distance away watching,the fortfier decided it was time to prove the efficacy of his medicine. As he reached for his gun that was standing against a wall my friend dashed down from his pedestal and no entreaties from his mother stopped him from running all the way home to Uselu,halfnaked. Till today he does not know whether he is fortified or not. He does not want to know.

i beg ,you for put warning note before u start , the way wey i take laugh out loud now , wan nearly fall for ground with laughter for work , e don tey since i laugh dis kind laugh reach belle , tnks bros

So, it means if I’m going to Nigeria, I will have to look for £5,000 visa bond for each of the visitors.


erm MR Folayan,not to worry it will be the same thing the other way round

peppy luv: O come to the throne of Grace
O come to the heart most pure
To mary our hope of life
In whom salvation is sure

Chorus:O lady of fatima hail
Immaculate mother of Grace
O! Pray with us,help us today
The hope of thy human race

Immaculate heart we kneel
To consecrate hearts to thee
The present,its pain and join
The future of all it may be...

Good God , i haven't sang this in over 20yrs ,ahhhhhhhh what memories it brings back.

must everything be an argument? the post is clearly for Catholics , its tiring honestly
arguing 24/7, 365 days /yr. C'MON PEOPLE C'MON!!!!!!!!

lets shame the devil and agree to disagree

in any case here are the readings for today
Readings: Revelation 11:19a, 12:1-6a, 10ab; Psalm 45:10, 11, 12, 16; 1 Corinthians 15:20-27; Luke 1:39-56

priscaoge: And some Dudes that call themselves"MAN" are here running their mouth like running stomach,calling Don Jazzy this,Don Jazzy that. Are U̶̲̥̅̊ not his fellow man? Does D'Banj has 10heads? Can't U̶̲̥̅̊ strive to βε noticed and influential even more than D'Banj?*Shaking ma S*xy A*ss 4 u*It's high time U̶̲̥̅̊ stopped hating on people and face U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ life. Till next 100years that Don Jazzy U̶̲̥̅̊ make jest of is bigger,better and richer than U̶̲̥̅̊. Sit U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ silly A*ss here on NairaLand and mock people while REAL MEN are out there making REAL MONEY*

dont mind them ,you are very correct my brother , D'Banj doesn't has 10heads

shidoshi: what nonsense is this fake shit talking abt? I have had An american gynaecologist tell my wife to use more of water to wipe and then use a hand sanitizer.na fake life they kill some nigerians.i'll Pee anywhere i find myself pressed so long its conducive and dont pose any "danger" to the "environment"

please how many Nigerians carry a hand sanitizer around

Goldenheart: thanks dude... As for the lines. The drawing is actually a rough sketch... I could ve used a drawing pen but i chose to live it like dat. I love the rough lines.

me too, leave the rough lines i beg

all this religious higgy hagga , no be EID just finish 2minutes ago, clowns

kosire: Shekau, dnt worry to much u r greater than the whole world put together bt time will tell. Do not touch a lion wether dead or alive to avoid the unseen event. Meanwhile am waiting 4 obama and others reply. Gudluck shekau.

obama and co are too busy to reply an attention seeking lunatic

Big Star: So, is BokoHaram an Islamic sect? I wonder why media people always call them Islamic sect. Ko da ooo

dem be christian sect before? they are claiming to be of Allah, so one can only assume that they of Islam too

Fhemmmy: There is no sane leader that will allow his mother that has no source income to do something that silly

May your way never be narrow Fhemmy eh , may it never be narrow.
only in a Terminally ill country like Nigeria can you hear that such a thing happened and people see nothing wrong with it

Siga: ...My brother... e be like say u dey very upset when u dey type this thing ooo... how hostel turn to hostile...

na serious vex no be small but valid point made all the same

koastar: This is a welcome development. I love challenges especially tall ones, and I think if the govt is serious about this project it will benefit us in many ways. our schools will start having courses and training graduates in space technology, our power base will be buoyant, our telecommunication sector will improve in services, agriculture and health sectors will not be left out and our security and surveillance system will become more effective. I pray by 2025 Nigeria should have manufactured a made in Nigeria rocket by Nigerian engineers that will be launched on Nigeria's soil and piloted by Nigerian astronauts

your hopefulness is out of this world(no pun intended)

Mr clueless what Funke needs, money cant buy it

FOLYKAZE: I have eaten Elephant meat.....it thick and very big. I mystery in it is that when you keep it in your soup for a night over, the thing will swollen in the pot like double c.

Any hunter that can get me lion flesh? Thats the next meat I am looking forward to eat

as in eh grammatical CRINKUM-CRANKUM

tevinsolt: why not just put time reading cameras on these police officer's uniforms and other public officials to monitor their daily activities when on duty? how bada*ss would that be?

in the states , all police cars have cameras on the dash board that records every pull over made by the cop ,that's why they park at the back , so that they are in full view of the camera

bigx: When they swell their stomach would they stop their periods too?

even i asked myself this same question, scan nko? do they go through the various stages of pregnancy?

[quote author=Jerry-jat]that one of the reason i love the west... your neighbor is watching.... ...[/quote]as in watching oh , we call them nosy but those are the people with key info that the police will need when the time comes

Ayatullah: Nothing would have happened...............We Muslims must continue to teach You People that ALLAHU AKBAR (God Is The Greatest)

please give us a break, i beg spare us

papushki: Its a shame a really big shame n to be honest when I saw d multitude dat gathered themselves I knew we will neva progress in dis country when we celebrate corruption.

Na God go help us for dis country

even God sef don leave us,he really cant be asked again

ireneidiva: Because, people like you who have suspicions about a certain persons death; don't go to the police to make a report but come to nairaland to bore us.

and even if he goes to the police nko, what exactly will they do? the crime scene has since been compromised , do we have what is called CSI, even the good actors and actresses with their yrs of acting and the equipments on the set of CSI Miami will do better than our police, i trust David Caruso aka Horatio caine , only him can solve all our crime problems.