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Na another story dey front page, na which one we go believe?

I envy you bro! If used well, that’d be a nice gift you got yourself!!! Consider being a doctor, lawyer or soldier

Abeg no post naija roads again, that one na ojoro

Star boy, abi na star ram

So he was 37 when he served? Things no balance for naija since

jesusjnr2020:
No surprises there.

I saw it coming.

I'm awaiting Onyeze Jesus also, the one who was bathing people naked in the river for money rituals.

They all have something in common.

If you know, you know.

If you don't, then pray so that you'd also know.

God bless.

And somehow God has made you the Judge?
Don't be surprised if you see him on Jesus's right hand...
Many people who had witnessed the robbers that died with Jesus would have concluded that the robbers were going straight to hell... But see what Jesus did!
Were you there at the point of his death?

Mr Jesus son, don't be surprised if you made hell... And tb Joshua heaven

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright......
My spec.....love ladies with slim body....
They are just too beautiful...everything about them is sweet.....
From her looks you can conclude that her thigh is slim enough not to choke her vagina thereby preventing vagina odour....imagine her on tight fitted leggings dmannn...her camel toe will be conspicuous and wow..
They are very mobile
....not to talk of how deep they are down there... slim girls can accommodate anything that comes in
Cow girl or reverse cow girl during coitus is to good for slim girls as they soak your Dick with different types of vagina fluid.. foaming, sticky, watery and slippery vagina fluid
slim girls can easily reach orgasm...because they are mobile and can assume different sex positions..
Slim girls are the best....a big shout out to all da slim ladies

Don’t pass that weed to anybody, it’s too dangerous....

Hb

NairalandProf:
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

Foolishness is indeed the sister of wickedness.

Why would you wake up one day and have the thought of killing your own father?

Joseph Conrad.

2m?

blessochampion:
No part is bigger than the Body.

Then you have not seen an ‘head ward’ or ‘headwin’ before...

This seems like a staring contest...

Is it still available?

E be like say you just graduate? U never chi chumtin... you never see people dey change churches on sundays just to dey drop cv to members and yet sef, no job? You just start

Kingstanding:
. Weldone the special adviser to God on Heavenly matter. Who are you to judge? The Church you attend were you there when God himself ordained your pastor? You said Senior Prophet TB Joshua was not of God isn't? But your own man of God can you say one thing that he did that can be compared to what Prophet TB Joshua did when he was on Earth? Your own pastor who is of God what has he done in good that can match Prophet TB Joshua? If Prophet TB Joshua was an evil person and that evil in him can do wonders like miracles, healings and charity for humankind I believe his devil is far better than your own man of God who cannot heal someone suffering from Malaria and fever. The charity that Prophet TB Joshua did when he was alive all Nigeria's Pastors and Daddy G.O's can not do it in 200 yrs to come. Why is only Nigeria's pastors that do hate and envy Prophet TB Joshua even in death? Where is the love that Jesus preaches to us? Jesus said love your neighbor as you love yourself, your neighbor maybe your enemies, it maybe pagan and it may be Muslim then why hating Prophet TB Joshua? It's only Nigeria's so called big pastors that hated him. If you so called original man of God as you portrait yourselves can not do miracles, healings and charity than Prophet TB Joshua you people need to check and examine the God you're serving, because have never reading it in the Bible where someone that is using demon power to perform miracles do wonders than those who are truling serving Most High God. Light can never overshadowed darkness but Prophet TB Joshua you called evil is evil overshadowed your good deed then because of that you pastors that talking bad about Prophet TB Joshua should retrace their step. Wether you like it or not the good work of Prophet TB Joshua will speak for him forever and ever. May senior Prophet TB Joshua God's general soul rest in peefect peace. Amen.

Thank you sir! May God continue to grant you wisdom.

ademidedavid:
Most people have dirty secrets thn tB Joshua

You would all be surprised to see the man on God’s right hand. Jesus saved a murderous thief few minutes to death because he chose to, who are we to judge anybody? That is the problem I have with Christians...holier than thou attitude.

Emvico34:
U say? Abiara are u sure u hear from God? How can u associate urself with such a man? Many are in hell wailing and gnashing their teeth because of his misleading messages and u are still calling him ur son. Pls stop listening to tb josua's messages if u want to make heaven

Judge not, or you will be Judged first!

Have you been to hell before? You are worse than what you are calling tb Joshua...

TheBanker23:
I still can't fathom why you seem so bothered that port-harcout was named after a paedophile and serial rapist. Are you one?
If we do not know our history, how are we armed to affect our present and future Positively.

It is people like you that stand in aversion to any positive development. Spitts

Empty brains in Nigeria

Somebody offered information to you, a bright mind would research and come back here to either debunk or shed light. Instead the fish brain is busy brandishing foolishness. No wonder why no Nigerian university made it to top 1000, see the ediots they are producing!

So sorry for your experience...

And I commend you for your actions! The truth is ; the wrong doers will never see what they do as wrong, unless they are challenged!

I want to be a president!

I want to be the best surgeon!

I want to be a billionaire!

I want to be a Professor!

It all ends in 6ft.

In all! Thank God for your life!

R.I.P Professor and his wife.

Whenever I see this man and his resolve to help his people despite the fact this can make him lose favor in the sight of Fulani terrorists, my respect doubles for him...

We have the Tinubu’s watching how they are slaughtering his people but have refused to talk because of selfish ambition....

We have the Osinbajo’s that have become ever cowardly, refuses to stand for the truth (especially sad as he is a lawyer) and reduced to a speck...

We have the Fashola’s that they know what is going on, but have decided to turn a blind eye..

We have the Lai Muhammad who have decided that Nigeria will never know peace with his lies...

As it is now, God for all of us. Death sure pass for everybody and when I reach heaven’s gate; I will especially shout that these people should be buried and forgotten in hell...

Sir femo...

Is it right hand drive ni abi it is the phone camera that is inverted?

2) where is the location Gaan gan

Shebi this one na correct headline!

Naija bloggers/NL mods will be like

‘Nigerian footballer KILLED in a Belarusian lake by drowning’

Or 10 people KILLED in an accident!

WalkerMichael:
Nice tips for employers. I love nairaland for life.

Dear NL brothers and sisters, i lost my mother on Monday such a hard knock on me . I just hope God comforts myself and 3 sisters. I promise to make her proud for life. please help me with your words, I'm really down.

May God be kind and benevolent to you and yours especially this period of the aftermath of your late mum.

May you find favor everywhere you go.(amen)

GSM is working!

I am a full Yoruba man!

Forget say we dey troll ourselves for here on NL Igbos are our brothers and sisters!

You carry person baby lock am for toilet dey find him name...

This one pass kidnapping

Very funny!

Mine happened like 20 years ago but it's still fresh...

Went to see a friend at balogun bustop, in iju. On my way back (in a bus going to ogba) Na so this thing start.

When we got to ifako, I couldn't take it anymore, I had to fake like I forgot something and rushed out of the transport I fully paid for...

I rushed into an open field and answered nature's call

I saw 2 men running towards me, I no send them o, I was even shouting at them to go back, that I will see them after I finished. I even asked them to get me tissue.

I later gave them one awolowo, and that time the money made sense.

That open field is now a secretariat

This thread will get many people thinking about life!

You just reminded me now sef say I neva iron, and the dry cleaner never bring my clothes say no light...

On top that, person no go hear word for office tomorrow unto say Chelsea win...

This life no just balance, especially for we Arsenal fans

Mr Campari, ashe eti e yapa Bayi!

Do you people even know what they call ‘Breaking news’?