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Politics › Re: Anyone Seen Outside During Sit At Home Should Be Killed - Nnamdi Kanu. by Oblongata:
Very soon, my brothers from east will have their mind open, and realize that if Nigeria can be this stoopid at 60+, Biafra that contains selfish politicians from Nigeria will make Biafra even more stoopid than Nigeria. This is because Biafra will start from scratch and will realize that their politicians are the same as the zoo. They will be set back by years in development. Please my brothers! Let’s reason!!!
Family › Re: Help!!! My Family Is Against My Decision by Oblongata: 10:58pm On May 26, 2021
Take the plunge bro! Sooner or later, You are still going to end up leaving to hustle on your own so kuku do it fast so that you can quickly learn and be a true man . Before you know it, you’re 50. What would you have achieved? Time waits for no one!
Autos › Re: Naija Used Mercedes Benz Glk 350 2010 Model For Sale by Oblongata: 10:19pm On May 26, 2021
alingo2013:
I have imagined that you are poor
The smiley should have hinted you that I was only being sarcastic. If I were poor, would I have clicked on this thread in the first place? If you have poor sense of humor, move along please!
Autos › Re: Naija Used Mercedes Benz Glk 350 2010 Model For Sale by Oblongata: 9:26pm On May 26, 2021
alingo2013:
Pic?
Use your imagination cool
Politics › Re: "Segun Police Are Shooting Everybody" - Winners Chapel Protests Turns Into Hell by Oblongata: 8:32pm On May 26, 2021
ivolt:
Fake news.
Police are shooting everybody and everyone stand by as if nothing is happening.
That is what free 10 mb is causing, see as the eediot scared everyone by giving a fake alarm so that the people would scamper. I wonder what they get by all these fake news. If war start for naija now, how many go gallant ? Let’s be cautioned please...
Literature › Re: What Is The Meaning Of Ka In Kabiesi by Oblongata: 8:45pm On May 25, 2021
Kabiyesi means 'ka bio osi... Which means he who must not be questioned.
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Crime › Re: I'm Afraid I May Commit Suicide by Oblongata: 11:49pm On May 23, 2021
Tehila07:
There is almost nothing you can say that will help.


Posting this in a faceless forum is my way of buying time.
If you commit suicide, you invariably kill your future offsprings in which there might be presidents, ministers etc . You have no right to rob them of their life!
Autos › Re: Sold oot 580k Toyota Carina E (good Conditions) by Oblongata: 10:18pm On May 23, 2021
Mayor555:
You said a very clean pencil light, baby boy


Yes naija used, I'll pay you handsomely, when you get me one.
I did not say you will get it for that exact amount... Add shikini money and you will get far better rides
Autos › Re: Sold oot 580k Toyota Carina E (good Conditions) by Oblongata: 9:32pm On May 23, 2021
Mayor555:
Get any of the those cars you mentioned for me at that price, I'll pay you as high 100k for commission... especially the pencil light....

Thanks in advance... please I'm very serious.
I am not talking tokunbo o, I am talking of pencil light that is in the shape of the car he posted
Autos › Re: Sold oot 580k Toyota Carina E (good Conditions) by Oblongata: 8:53pm On May 23, 2021
Mayor555:
You guys don't know what you're saying....

If you don't have well over 1.2m, you can't get the toks of this car.
Yes, one can still get the toks...


To shock yourself, ask about the price for the previa mini bus commonly used for transportation.

Many of you will stay under your 2 by 4 closed away from reality and be saying all manner of things.

Peace.
I don’t want to spoil his business o, but you will still get a very clean baby boy, pencil light, Kia, etc. that amount seems outrageous gaskia
Autos › Re: Sold oot 580k Toyota Carina E (good Conditions) by Oblongata: 8:50pm On May 23, 2021
hybrid11:
grin grin grin if na u,u go buy this car 500k +? U believe the Ac d work
OK bye
You no even see ‘factory fitted seats’, she na carpenter fitted before ni? grin
Nairaland General › Re: Help Me With The Review Of These Freezers by Oblongata: 3:54pm On May 22, 2021
I don’t really know much about the product you put up there...

But beginning of last year (after my old freezer was acting up) I got a syinix 200L freezer (it was cheaper than the rest which made me had doubt about it’s functionality initially) and I have been amazed at its function. It takes like 3-4 days to defrost and it freezes fast too. I bought it for like 96 grand but with the way prizes have soared, it shouldn’t be up to 120k now (200L). Best of luck sis!
Nairaland General › Re: Ogun Residents Cut Open A Python That Swallowed Big Goat (Video) by Oblongata: 3:31pm On May 22, 2021
Cnach:
Guy abeg make I save this ur pic no be only u like good thing
Take am grin
Family › Re: Married Man Confused After Marriage, Needs Advice by Oblongata: 8:19am On May 22, 2021
‘In sickness and in good health’
Nairaland General › Re: Ogun Residents Cut Open A Python That Swallowed Big Goat (Video) by Oblongata: 8:15am On May 22, 2021
Lala right now... grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (1 - 2) On 19 May 2021 by Oblongata: 4:29pm On May 19, 2021
I don’t know why una still dey put Arsenal matter for front page, una just wan give us heart problems angry
Politics › Re: Ahmed Isah Apologises For Slapping A Woman by Oblongata: 12:29pm On May 19, 2021
Lekan239:
the woman also begged for forgiveness and apologise for her crime, apologising does not mean you won't face the consequences of your actions

Assuming it was me that slapped a lady like that, this man won't let me rest with Human right palava
If it were for the same reasons you slapped the woman, I am sure the man would probably shake you...
Autos › Re: Foreign Used 2009 Pontiac Vibe; N3m 08091331669 by Oblongata: 6:58am On May 19, 2021
Please sir, stop comparing the car to matrix, the car is better than matrix.

Can it go for 2.2?
Food › Re: Garri (cassava Flakes) With Blocked Water (picture Attached) by Oblongata:
Ice, not block!
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha Granted N500K Bail On Health Grounds by Oblongata: 10:15pm On May 17, 2021
geesilver:
Keep your hope to yourself and your family am not interested in what you hope for me.... Just be fair and sincere in your story is what I ask for.... Not a change of narration just to make yourself relevant
See ehn, many peops (especially here) are emotionally unstable and sentimental and they are either far from reality, bitter, or just lack my moniker... I wonder why you reply them. Awon ti marlians grin
Nairaland General › Re: Chief Vs Prince, Who Commands More Respect? by Oblongata(op): 9:30pm On May 17, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Nowadays, it's confusing, anybody fit get title now. Have money, connection or travel out and watch how people will approach you to come and collect title. Even me sef na chief. With #3500, u can even get "king of boys". But, being a prince is through birth and they've got certain prerogatives. In all an all, they've got different commands of respect. Or do you mean Authority/power?
l don't mean Authority/Power sir...

For instance you are to receive 2 visitors, one is a prince (not heir to the throne) and the other is a chief, which of the two would appeal to you to first meet with in terms of importance?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: My Elder Brother Is Rivaling A Girl With Me by Oblongata: 9:15pm On May 17, 2021
Ojuorun t'eye fo lai fara kanra

Translation: the sky is enough for birds to fly without crashing on each other!
Nairaland General › Chief Vs Prince, Who Commands More Respect? by Oblongata(op): 9:04pm On May 17, 2021
Had an argument at work today. Between a Chief and a prince that is not heir to the throne, who commands more respect?
Politics › Re: Stop Waiting For Aso Rock – Atiku Tells Nigerian Governors by Oblongata: 8:45pm On May 16, 2021
Sense making! We should start making collective efforts to salvage Nigeria instead of waiting for an irredeemable bigot!
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Banner On A Ship Carrying Jewish Refugees To Palestine In 1947 by Oblongata: 6:48pm On May 16, 2021
Bettykeys:
Unfortunately, Christians in Nigeria are not aware that the number of Christians in Israel are not up to 3%

Majority of religion in Isreal is Jews with approximately 75% in population
In the Bible, God made a covenant with ‘Israelites’... not Israel Jews , or ‘Christians’ (the covenant happened before the coming of Christ). Christians in Nigeria are only in support of what was written in the Bible.
Politics › Re: NPA: Hadiza Usman’s Suspension Disheartening –former Liberian President, Sirleef by Oblongata: 8:21am On May 16, 2021
How in the world this thing take concern you? This Hadiza haff joined bad gang o... shocked
Career › Re: Which Of These Professional Courses Should I Go For by Oblongata: 6:44pm On May 12, 2021
Pmp all the way
Autos › Re: Superclean Es330 In Perfect Condition With DVD 1.750k by Oblongata: 6:42pm On May 12, 2021
Idaytesj29:
V6?
I think all Lexus ES cars are V6
Crime › Re: Police Exhume 6 Decomposing Bodies Including Kidnap Victims In Benue (Graphic) by Oblongata:
Nowadays, everyday has been bad news!
Innocent blood spills everyday!
Insecurity has never been worse!
People now die of avoidable things!
Kidnapping on the rise!

Bandits on the rise!

Terrorism on the rise!

Lives mean nothing anymore!

Oh lord, come to our aid!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Beware Of This Scam, Job Seekers. by Oblongata: 9:47am On May 12, 2021
The best thing that can happen to you as a Nigerian is to get Canada PR! Baba God pick up!!!
Celebrities › Re: Mercy And Omoshola Shop And Club In Cape Town, South Africa (Video, Pics) by Oblongata: 9:41am On May 12, 2021
Nigeria is on fire! I can’t even travel by road to common Abuja from Lagos again! Bandits everywhere! Chicken price done go up, coke money done rise, ordinary garri sef done cast. Yet na this yeye post they make front page! It is well o
Celebrities › Re: CCTV Never Showed Baba Ijesha Defiling The Victim - Police by Oblongata: 7:56am On Apr 29, 2021
That sex starved eediot that was foaming upandan on Twitter will definitely not like this news.

I am not saying he is innocent, but the whole stuff reeks of setup. Who knows maybe na princess runaway guy, and the guy done collect well, make dem kuku plan for am...

Or maybe truly the guy dey do small girls. Either way, Let the court judge

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