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MrsPhyno:
This man is a genius

This is what they mean when they say a picture is worth a thousand words

Endtime priest but I'm feeling the swag

ify2016:
A friend of mine out of her interest in landing a job in a particular company after a successful interview decided to send this message to the Human Resources and now she is regretting ever doing it.

So, was it bad of her sending that message to the recruiter so that she won't try it again next time.

Thanks good people of Nairaland. Your opinion is highly welcome.

yahyamay:
please do u have an idea on the terms of the contract,the answer is no. so you should have asked.
In the terms and conditions (pension, leave allowance and other benefits are included).so no sane person would fight for what's not documented. The last paid pension was last year October for CNSSL ILORIN. Leave allowance for this year has not been paid and it's due by September 30.Salary not paid yet as stated in the terms that its on or before 28th of the month. etc. we have to voice out so as to be heard. hope you are getting the picture of the situation now.

Bolustic:
I am sure our oriental brothers opened this thread with the aim of shouting Afonjas but when they realize it's their kinsmen, they became over overnight counselors and Anti-Rape advocates

Bollinger:
The funny thing is, one or all of them could be innocent because there is no rape kit. Normally, if a man or woman is raped, you are adviced to go to a hospital after calling the police so they can create a rape kit for you. Without this, it will be impossible to prove that you were raped. Especially in a country like Nigeria where if you want to kill someone you don't like just yell "THIEF".

kings09:
How else will they bring d arms to be surrendered. If u de do dis ur work of defending APC, do it wit sense na.[b] By d way, whr z abagworo? [/b]U won't see their shadow in dis kind of thread. Na to de snap pics of rochas playin snooker n baba ijebu

vodutive:
do people not understand the nature of contract staff? do they not read their contracts? which pension or gratuity is a contract staff looking for? what kind of educated dullards are we producing in this country?

titus3:
Guy, I really sympathise with what is going on to you guys, but if you want to win sympathy for your cause, you should tell the truth not lies.
My brother works with you guys and he told me the whole story.

First of all, no be MTN dey sack you. Una no even reach 4000 sef!

Your vendor is CNSSL and their contract with MTN has ended.

So MTN appointed another vendor to manage you guys, but u guys are complaining about their terms and conditions. (Honestly, those terms no make sense sha)

bokohaman:
Nigerian police is the worse thing that ever happened to humanity....

Pavore9:
It is very possible in the east. Few years back in Anambra State, l was among those who assisted a Rev. Father in harvesting good yield from his tomato farm which he gave out to some families for the Christmas celebrations. It is possible just as growing cabbage in the south east is.

MAAF:
@ Op

I am into food processing also, and from my little experience food processing is aimed at maximising profit of the farmer. But in the process of installing a processing plant be it for crops or animal products you have to look for the cheapest yet most effective machines to allow you produce good quality end products.
[b]Using Garri processing for example, how many people go to super markets to buy packaged and labelled Garri?? Even if people buy them , by the time you have sold 10 packs of 1 kg weight, I have sold up to 10 bags of 50kg bags to market women and cashed out and continue my cycle of processing.
Business is about turnover not about how pretty it sounds in the ear. Business is about maximising your profits by targeting your biggest buyers and channelling your goods to them.

I am talking from experience cos am into food processing myself and I am fully hands on in what I do. I meet my buyers one on one ,do market surveys based on demand and cost and produce accordingly otherwise I will run at a loss.

My processing plant has locally fabricated equipments which are cheap( thereby saving me money in the aspect of cost production) and they have not given me a single problem since I acquired them.

Considering the fact that most farmers are still at the subsistent level, I do not know how many people can afford hundreds of thousands to set up a common Garri Processing plant like you have quoted when they can walk into the market and assemble strong equipments at less than 3/4 of the price you have quoted. As we all know government loans are difficult to come by.

If you supply your equipments to the ' A ' team who can afford it, I guess you have to look for another medium to advertise your products as here on NL- agric section , most of us support our selves with realistic and affordable products that can help everybody grow,maximise profit and save unnecessary expenses.[/b]

From your comments you should be a bit more polite in addressing people who are airing their views about your strange prices, cos they have right to their opinion, sounding arrogant and demeaning wouldn't do your business any good. Learn to make your points in a reasonable manner and be courteous in doing it cos at the end of the day people will always decide what they want to buy regardless of how it is advertised.
The choice is theirs.

Thanks

garriguy:
first of all, dude, u make me laff... Share the problem give solved...

The screenshot below is from one of the business plan I did for my client...

U will clearly see the market analysis defining but the open and closed market system and why clients can choose...

Second, bro, I am not new on Nairaland and people who knws me knows that I am not a fraud in any business I engage in...

I am using this opportunity to ask anyone who tot I scammed him or her with any of my services rendered to come forward with proofs...

You re a typical angry youth who won't move an inch because u blame the govt for ur ineptitude and lack of ability to surge beyond the limits you are seeing...

Knw this, I have sold nothing more than 200 copies of my Garri manual and av never been called back by anyone to say they were not enlightened by it..

My limits are beyond u and my vision is beyond your future imagination...

Like I said, instead of you saying, 'in this era of change', like u said in one of your posts, let me connect you so that you can start the reselling business and stop beating your cheat for nothing...

If you are an entrepreneur, you will never see a limit in an opportunity. What abt those who are doing it and are successful at it?

Don't tell me, I knw your answer they have two heads...

Anyways, education is all you need.

Post your email as a quote and I swear to God, I will give u a free manual...

But only if u post ur emai with ur moniker..

Dnt be shy, u need a lifeline before u find any unpleasant use for a compulsory combination of a tree and a rope

garriguy:
dude I knw ire frustrated, but relax, I can help you.

Would you like to get connected with Garri sellers ho wld sell for your at a cheaper price and u can resell in your locality?

I'm serious, holla at me and let me help...

I swear, I am serious.

I will link you up in Oyo town..

Thank you..

With just 50,000... You can start your repackaging business and make some money...

But to sit in your cave and think that people don't buy packaged Garri... Chai.. poverty don partner with u o..

Check Benliz.... He's also in packaging...

garriguy:
you can o my see as far as your horizon ...

Your shortsightedness is a curse to greatness...



People target different clients and have different missions..

Yours is to stay here, others think of moving forward...

But one thing I am glad of, even after a meeting with a potential client today, they all want standard!!!

That settled it bro..

Emempaul:
if u really want me to start with u , u wont like the reparcution. I am not garri guy hence f**k out of here

garriguy:
The prices are ridiculous, even when they stainless steel? With bug petrol engines as depicted in the picture?

Do me a favour, Google the fabricators you can get, contact them and ask for a quote.

Below is the back of one of my client's Garri package, pls, tell me, what kind of machines do you think he is using? Non stainless? H

And for the umpteenth time, I am not a fabricator. These are the standard price you wld get. And if you check others like Niji, capsfeed etc, you wld be amazed that even a grater costs 900,000. These a big companies with standards and they make sales whether pessimist as claraworld hang themselves or not.

And claraworld, you have proven to be a real novice.. the bags in the open market is far more than 50kg... Do your maths...

And for you to biliv that u make more money by selling in the open market, i pity you.

I always advised my clients to choose a flexible market system.. I knw ulyou won't understand what Meant, but dont worry, my clients does...

claraworld:
Bros this guy is just a consultant according to him, he is not a practicing garri producer and I know the that the prices of things have gone up recently but let's think of it, all the garri in the market all-over Nigeria do you think that their buyers do ask if they were made with stainless materials or who cares if they were made with first class lister engine? All am saying is that setting up a garri factory doesn't need a state of the art machineries, what you need is to get you factory premises clean and start production, what makes you think that even if you use 3 million naira to set up a garri factory that it will make your garri better off compared to the locally produced ones or make you sell more. You don't need nafdac registration number for garri and your best market is not the super markets but local buyers that buys in 50kg bags and supply to major markets, so I will advice everyone interested in this factory to forget about this garriguy idea because I know you don't need a consultant who wants you to use millions of Naira to setup a garri factory, producing garri is one of the cheapest things to start up in Nigeria for now, you just need to grow your farm and it's done, forget about him saying you buy cassava to produce garri, whoever tries that has him or herself to blame because you will heavily run at a loss, i know this because I am a practicing garri producer and not one white collar garri factory consultant, whoever wants to use millions of Naira for a garri factory is free to do just that, but believe me it will be a foolish investment

Emempaul:
how i take wicked

Emempaul:
if u own a land and a truck to convey ur goods then the cost of set up is 3.5m which includes 1 month wages if not, with the current state of things burget 7 to 7.5mil

claraworld:
[b][/b]This guy is just quoting rubbish here and it's painful to see people falling to his pranks, why use 450k to buy a cassava grater when you can get a complete grating machine for less than 80k and perfectly working, how is the lister engine in the market? 25k you have a working lister engine though not new but has the same efficiency as a brand new one and moreover the spare parts are almost free, and the grating machine itself for 40k you have it delivered to you on a Plata of diamond gold is even too cheap, anyone interested in setting up any kind of agro processing factory should get up and make inquiries actively and not by getting quotes from some trying to survive like this garriguy, go to owode iron market in Lagos state along ikorodu road and you will be surprised that those machines goes for little money and not what you read here

Kizyte:
Enjoying my Tomato Stew. Very tasty

Abagworo:
Imo State has very good roads. Forget the focus on only bad spots. Ohaji/Egbema and Oguta have very good roads. The only bad road is that Imo boundary with Rivers State which is less than 5km and will soon be completed. Anambra has worse roads but the focus is not on the bad part so mentioning Obiano here doesn't make sense. If it was him that attracted 2billion Dollar investment it would have made more news for most Ignos that hate Okorocha.

fratermathy:
God will help us. Delta State is very terrible in this regards. From secondary school to universities. A known teacher in Abraka is also guilty of this and I've told him that soon I'll expose him once I get convincing proof. He always brings young girls to his room. They sweep his room, wash his clothes and of course, service him sexually.

At Uyo, there's a pedophile who stays close to me. He brings girls of about 6-10 years home and locks his door. We won't hear a sound after that. I wonder about the mental state of women who release their children to him. This one's name is Mr Ukpe and children of 10 years or below are his speciality. I've also sent reports to concerned groups. I only need proof to arrest his ass now.


We need to start learning in Nigeria that these things are not NORMAL! We can't get away from them anymore. I won't rest in a country like Nigeria especially when I know I may have a daughter someday. God forbids! I'll devote my time to hunting down men like this and exposing them. Let them watchout for me.

truthspeaks:
Nice concept. Y not add all those officials u v mentioned, it cld hlp one getting used to dem in reality especially wen u evade dem n they chase aftr u. Also add whr u hit a part of d president's convoy n they chase aftr u. Imagine whr a driver is bn chased aftr by d mighty FG n he dare not get caught to receive d beating of his life. Dat will be awesome right?

Berbierklaus:
How has your hate for them improved your life?

Stupedinluv:
You see a smart lady, you say she is forming.

You guys need to work on yourselves for real.

aresa:
If tunnels can get submerged and swallow cars in the most advanced countries in the world, what's so special about Imo that cars can not get swallowed in flood water when it rains?


Nothing special of course, just the usual hate and ignorance on NL by silly and frustrated ipobs

aresa:
[s][/s]




Not interested in your meaningless essay, no tunnel under the sun is immune to flooding from heavy rain and only foolish and idiotic people with zero common sense drive into flood underpass tunnel.

Boleyndynasty2:
For the 1st time Rochas Marra made me ...Rochas Rochas, and on the other thread weeks back some crazy morafucka wrote an epistle to defend Rochas and ds stupid tunnel. Of what use is ds tunnel when cars can't even pass freely? Not even talking about the fact that big cars ain't allowed anywhere around dah shit.Only God knows how much was spent on this piece of sh*t

peperempe:
nice write-up but what you have written don't seem to be visible in reality. In practice, most farmers in Nigeria produces an average of 2.5 to 3tons per hecter. On d point dat 7.5tons of produces 150bags of rice is not true either as paddy rice or processed rice. 7.5tons of paddy rice is equivalent to 75bags of paddy at 100kg per bag. 100kg of paddy rice produces an average of 70kg of processed rice, 20kg of husk and abt 10kg of bran if d milling machine is of high efficiency. Some machines even process less than 70kg of milled rice per 100kg of paddy rice. So, i wonder how u did ur calculation to arrive at 150bags of rice. In as much as u are trying to introduce people to rice farming/milling biz, pls try to also do a thorough research bfor u come to d public wit ur plans. God bless you.

Mykellio:
At Pavore9 and the OP... do we really have an idea of how many tons per hectare (t/ha) can be gotten from Nigerian rice plantations. Even 4 t/ha from a paddy field will be a lofty achievement considering the existing varieties and agronomic practices by local rice growers.

Second, do we have an idea of the milling preservation rate of the milling equipment to be used? Because, paddy will normally lose between 25 - 30% of its weight during processing as chaff, sediments, broken rice etc. to emerge as polished, destoned rice.

These are some questions OP needs to frankly answer to be sure the projections made are realisable.

Just my humble opinion.

ibroh22:
OK o,but can't it grow in the yeast,,ipod land?