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Physika:
The more pathetic aspect is that the MODS do nothing to these scammers.

I suspect some of them pay the MODS to have freedom to spam threads, and attempt scam on undiscerning individuals.

I suspect that too. I shud see my reply to atikuman when he quoted me to type his thrash

EggovinMma:
Selling peniis to a guy?
Dude what have you been sucking?

guys could buy it to use it on their woman.......If u show them how to use it. hehehehehe

Physika:
The poster actually avoided your comment, scheming to impoverish already poor and unemployed youths.

Lord have mercy.

don't mind that atikuman and his likes. Na thunder go fire them and that their stupid scam of a company. They will never see poor suffering Nigerians to swindle in their lives

kishimi8:
Same goes for oriflamme global trust, gnld etc all are ponzi schemes,

And if as a young man you set yourself on that path you are in for a bumpy ride

thank u for telling them the truth

freshness2020:
Chill bro..am not jobless. Working as a freelancer as an editor and doing business too. I am too wise to quit to nothing.

sorry.
I saw ur post where u said u were doing biz much later. I was about to modify my comment.
May God bless ur hustle

EggovinMma:
Girls of course!
It started as a joke .Before I could say JACK, got a customer referring me to another, to another, to another and to another.Never knew sex is this hard to come by.


Not for me though. I don't buy dicks

But I can sure sell them.

u sure spoiled the fun. I was hoping u sold it to guys and probably thought them how to use it.

freshness2020:
I was teaching before . I had to leave it because of how cumbersome it was. I was the only french teacher with 6 classes and bn paid just 22k.

so u left a paid job just to go sit at home?
Do u need any other definition of unemployable?

Edostate4love:
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if not for my parents I would have suffer more all the same I thank God not even uncles both in private business n politics, the worse of all house of rep member who was a commissioner for finance of a state from my village did not even matters I had to travel from pH to see him in his office but he keeps playing me I tried writing him only for him to give what I asked of him to another guys in my presence.it is. not that we are enemies from both families rather my parents used to lend his parents money when he was in university but now not even the parents can help me.I know my set time will come ijn amen

obviously u are talking about deacon Chike okafor. I know him from a distance. I heard he is a nice man to his villa pple. Am surprised u said he can't help I. But u need to take heart. There is no way he can help everyone he knows. Don't worry. Just work hard and remain focused. Ur appointed time shall surely come

EggovinMma:

Well, I ve been surviving.
Freelance marketing of peoples products. Recently i made a good profit selling off a friend's intimacy gadgets! !!!!!!!! .Got nothing less than 3k5 for each vibrators. Sold them like pure water!



My ex used to give me monthly change but since we broke up, another niggar has taken over .

He hasn't been around so I'm thinking of a good plan to get money from him.This guy is too smart for my liking .I KNOW WHAT TO DO!*snaps finger*Afterall since more than two weeks he travelled, I have been faithful. I think I deserve a compensation for that.

My dad , my brothers sends money to my account most times.I love them!

I actually admire u a lot..........u know, ur profile pic (before now) and then most of ur very frank comments on nairaland land.

But @ the bolded, how did u sell them? To whom did u sell it to? Did u also show them how to use it?

MAYOWAAK:
Name checking things.........

in fact, solely for the purpose of name checking, the man is hereby declared a Nigerian from the south west

sigiyaya:
Is he a YORUBA man?

no. He is from Afghanistan

BOUNTYDOG:
You should always learn to consider the scenario surrounding every issue and not use general measures to ts solution
@obstead200 D loss of appetite in ur dogs is obviously as a result of their recent unsupervised freedom,
I would never leave my pups unsupervised all night,only one nght I forgot to lock a litter n their crate and went to sleep,in days I was removing some sort of maggots from their body,"myasis"just from one night exploit.pups especially when patnered can be very destructive or suicidal.
As long as they spend tme with you,they already know who the family is and respect each of them accordingly no matter what the breed.

I also felt that the loss of appetite was related to their new freedom cos it happened almost immediately. But following ur advise, I locked them in ystday and I noticed the appetite improves reasonably.
But I am worried that they play too much with each other and might not get to become the guard dogs they are meant to be.
I am thinking of making another cage so that I can separate them and keep them far from each other. What do u think?

seyitanhep:
One interesting fact about Venus is that a day on Venus is actually longer than a year on Venus. A Venusian day lasts 243 days, and a year is 224 days. That means that the day on Venus is 19 days longer than the year.


http://www.universetoday.com/14319/how-long-is-a-year-on-venus/

interesting.
First time of hearing this.

BOUNTYDOG:
A guard dog already has the guarding instincts as ther traits,so whether you let him loose now to understand his territory or not,he already knows his territory,and locking them up @ this puppy stage will even let them listen to most of the sounds in the environment @ nights as they stay alert for either a friend or a stranger as they are locked and can differentiate normal sounds from strange sounds,letting them loose can make them develop some bad habits as they are still learning.you let them loose when they are adults,they will not exploit as puppies,and then wll be better guards as they are mature,what breed are they?

they are Rottweilers.
Ur advise made a lot of sense. Thanks for the info.
So do u suggest I keep them locked up round the clock?

400billionman:
The girl no even fine.

Why will this guy humiliate himself like this. ?

It.is possible that d guy has spent a fortune on her but she has failed to reciprocate d gesture.
Am not justifying his actions Sha. Just stating my own theory

BOUNTYDOG:
Your dogs @ 6mths are still puppies and should not be allowed to roam the compound all through the nights especially when they have a partner,they will exploit every corners of the house and could playfully swallow anything at ther disposal.as long as your vets have administered antibiotics and multivtamins,
Try to restrict ther freedom to when you can supervise and change the diamond large breed to Arion puppy,add beef,chicken or fish mixed with the dry feed.give small quantities at 1st and don't leave the feed with them all day,clear any leftover after each meal,this might help

U have a serious point. The dogs have chewed up the seats of my sports bicycle and that of my kids too. That is the only thing within reach for them. I keep every other chewable thing out of their reach.
Please guide me; my reason for releasing them in my compound all day long and all night long is because I want them to start marking their territory so as to know the area to protect, (I bought them to be guard dogs). Also, I felt that it will enable me to chain and cage them continually (from 1 yr old) to make them agressive if they become a year old and are yet to develop the neccesary guard instincts.

Please, is this the right move?

My wife advised that I shud not release both of them at the same time? she believes that would reduce the destruction. what do u think?

Touchey:
Your construction is very poor

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seconded
I actually think a large part of this story is not true. It was only sweetened to make the student look like a genius.
PROOF:
1. He cannot be a genius when he cud not pass jamb and even state universities in Nigeria are rejecting him. (And I think he has money so no one shud come and tell me naija factor)
2. The first and foundamental step in system development is to understand the existing system. This also applies to all sorts of mechanical, mechatronic and robotic engineering. If u don't understand how EXACTLY how dat stuff works manually, u can NEVER automate it. Simple!! In fact u need to understand the inner logic of the manual system before u can design a plan to automate it.
The guy said he could not solve a Rubik cube himself. How on earth was he able to design a robot that can solve one? ThAt will be impossible!!! Quote me anywhere and I will defend this.
This guy cud not have built this stuff himself (If it was actually built).
Finally, I don't trust some of these foreign universities. Many of them are pure scam looking to swindle unsuspecting migrant students who are seeking for paper qualification by a foreign body.
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ArewaWarrior:
WHY LIE ABOUT BUHARIS SPEECH JUST TO CREATE HATRED FOR THE MAN. HE IS PRESIDENT ELECT NOW AND NO LONGER AN ASPIRANT. DEAL WITH IT UNTIL IT IS DEALT WITH.

FOR THOSE THAT CARE THIS IS THE FULL TEXT OF BUHARI'S UN SPEECH.

ADDRESS BY MUHAMMADU BUHARI
PRESIDENT, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA AT THE 70TH SESSION OF THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY,
NEW YORK, 28TH SEPTEMBER 2015.

President of the General Assembly,
Secretary–General

Your Excellencies Heads of State and Governments

Distinguished Delegates

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I would like, Mr. President, on behalf of the Government and people of Nigeria, to congratulate you and your country on your election to preside over the 70th session of the U.N. General Assembly.

2. May I also express appreciation to your predecessor, Mr. Sam Kahamba Kutesa and the Secretary General Mr. Ban Ki-moon both of whom worked tirelessly to ensure proper articulation of the post-2015 Development Agenda and to maintain the focus and commitment to the ideals of the United Nations. I thank Mr. Ban Ki-moon for his recent visit to Nigeria when we held very useful discussions.

Mr. President,
3. Fifty-five (55) years ago almost to the day, my great predecessor, Nigeria’s first Prime Minister, Alhaji Abubakar Tafawa Balewa stood on this forum to declare Nigeria’s desire to develop and maintain friendly relations with all countries. He also assured the world of our country’s commitment to uphold the principles upon which the United Nations was founded.

4. Mr. President, my country, Nigeria, has lived by this conviction, even when judgement went against us in territorial disputes with our neighbours. We respected those judgements and abided by them as a mark of respect for the rule of law and the charter of this organization. Nigeria’s record in the U.N. peacekeeping is second to none. I myself as a young officer in the Nigerian Army did tours of duty in Congo and the Lebanon.

5. Nigeria has contributed to U.N. peacekeeping efforts in Ethiopia, Liberia, Sierra Leone and Darfur. Furthermore, we are proud of our contributions to other activities of the U.N. including the Peace Building Commission, the Human Rights Council and security sector reform.

Mr. President,
6. We are gratified to note that most countries have pledged commitment to the post-2015 Development Agenda and the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs) with their means of implementation. The successor frameworks of the MDGs have come, Mr. President, with lofty aspirations and if I may say so, heroic assumptions! Nonetheless, they target development cooperation by the international community up to the year 2020. And they deserve universal support.

7. This is because the SDGs mirror the hopes and aspirations of much of the world.

8. I should stress that for the newly adopted SDGs to be truly global, they must be practical. In this regard, the SDGs’ core objectives of poverty eradication and reducing inequalities must be met within the framework of a revitalized global partnership support by concrete policies and actions as outlined in the Addis Ababa Action Agenda.

9. Luckily, these two core objectives of the SDGs are precisely at the centre of Nigeria’s new Administration’s agenda. It must be emphasized, Mr. President, that Foreign Direct Investment supplemented where suitable by Official Development Assistance as outlined in the Addis Ababa Agenda are necessary, though not sufficient, conditions for accelerated development in countries that are trying to catch up.

10. In this connexion, I would like to appeal to industrialized countries to redeem their pledge of earmarking 0.7% (nought point seven percent) of their GDP to development assistance. With the sole exception of the UK, all concerned countries have, I am told to meet the UN requirement. But, Mr. President, with SDGs we have the opportunity to improve the lives of people not just in the developing world but in all nations.

11. The Secretary General himself has grouped the SDGs into what he calls six “essential elements” namely:
• Dignity
• Prosperity
• Justice
• Partnership
• Planet
• People
As a prerequisite to these and as we look at history and remember the terrible events that gave rise to the birth of the United Nations in 1945, I would like to propose a seventh:
• PEACE

12. Peace, Mr. President, is close to the hearts of Nigerians, as we are in the front line in the war on terror. Boko Haram’s war against the people of Nigeria, Chad, Niger and Cameroon may not attract as much worldwide attention as the wars in the Middle East but the suffering is just as great and the human cost is equally high.

13. This is a war about values between progress and chaos; between democracy and the rule of law. Boko Haram celebrates violence against the weak and the innocent and deplorably, they hide behind their perverted interpretation of Islam. Boko Haram is as far away from Islam as any one can think of.

14. Many of my colleagues attending this forum would want to know how our new government intends to tackle the huge problems the government has inherited. Friends of Nigeria and foreign investor partners will be encouraged to know that the new Government is attacking the problems we inherited head-on.

15. We intend to tackle inequalities arising from massive unemployment and previous government policies favouring a few people to the detriment of the many. We intend to emphasize quality technological education for development and lay foundation for comprehensive care of the aged, the disadvantaged and the infirm. But for now terrorism is the immediate problem.

16. Accordingly, Mr. President, Members of the General Assembly, the new Nigerian Government which I have the honour to head, moved with dispatch to put in a bold and robust strategy to defeat Boko Haram. Nigeria and her neighbours Cameroon, Chad and Niger plus Benin are working together to face this common threat within the regional framework of the Lake Chad Basin Commission. We have established a multinational joint task force to confront, degrade and defeat Boko Haram.
17. We have driven them away from many of their strongholds, killed or captured many of their operatives or commanders and freed several hundreds of hostages.

18. Mr. President, one of our major aims is to rescue the Chibok girls alive and unharmed. We are working round the clock to ensure their safety and eventual reunion with their families. Chibok girls are constantly on our minds and in our plans.

19. Mr. President, terrorism is by no means the major or the only evil threatening and undermining the wellbeing of societies around the world.
• Corruption
• Cross border financial crimes
• Cyber crimes
• Human trafficking
• Spread of communicable diseases
• Climate change
• Proliferation of weapons

are all major challenges of the 21st century which the international community must tackle collectively. Let me reaffirm Nigerian government’s unwavering commitment to fight corruption and illicit financial flows. By any consideration, corruption and cross border financial crimes are impediments to development, economic growth, and the realization of the wellbeing of citizens across the globe.

20. Nigeria is ready and willing to partner with international agencies and individual countries on a bilateral basis to confront crimes and corruption. In particular, I call upon the global community to urgently redouble efforts towards strengthening the mechanisms for dismantling safe havens for proceeds of corruption and ensuring the return of stolen funds and assets to their countries of origin.

21. Mr. President, the world is now facing a big new challenge: human trafficking. This is an old evil taking an altogether new and dangerous dimension threatening to upset international relationships. We in Africa are grieved to see on international networks how hundreds of thousands of our able bodied men and women fleeing to Europe and in the process thousands dying in the desert or drowning in the Mediterranean.

22. We condemn in the strongest terms these people traffickers and will support any measures to apprehend and bring them to justice. At the same time, we are very appreciative of European governments notably Italy and Germany, for their understanding and humane treatment of these refugees.

23. Last year, our continent faced the dreadful occurrence of Ebola. We sincerely thank the international community for the collective efforts to contain this deadly disease. We are not out of the woods yet but we would like to record our appreciation to the United States, United Kingdom, France and China for their outstanding assistance in arresting the spread of Ebola and care of those infected in collaboration with host countries.

Mr. President,

24. Nigeria fully subscribes to and fully endorses Goals 13, 14 and 15 of the SDGs regarding Climate Change. In Nigeria, desertification and land erosion and degradation leading to biodiversity loss are real threats to our environment and we shall propose under the auspices of the Lake Chad Basin Commission a regional approach to combat these environmental challenges.

25. We look forward to the UN Summit on climate change in Paris in December 2015. This summit should provide optimism to humanity on addressing the looming threat faced by many communities around the world.
Mr. President,
26. We are witnessing a dreadful increase in conflicts fuelled by availability of small arms and light weapons. I call upon all member countries to demonstrate the political will needed to uphold the UN charter. For a start, a robust implementation of the Arms Trade Treaty will guarantee that small arms and light weapons are only legally transferred. Arms traffickers and human traffickers are two evil species which the world community should eradicate.

Mr. President,
27. As we engage in these annual debates, we need remind ourselves of the principles that led to the founding of the United Nations. Among those are peaceful coexistence and self-determination of peoples. In this context, Mr. President, the unresolved question of self-determination for the Palestinian people and those of Western Sahara, both nations having been adjusted by the United Nations as qualifying for this inalienable right must now be assured and fulfilled without any further delay or obstacle.
28. The international community has come to pin its hopes on resolving the Palestinian issue through the two – states solution which recognises the legitimate right of each state to exist in peace and security. The world has no more excuses or reasons to delay the implementation of the long list of Security Council resolutions on this question. Neither do we have the moral right to deny any people their freedom or condemn them indefinitely to occupation and blockade

Mr. President, delegates of member countries,
29. UN is 70 years old. It can count many more than 70 major achievements as the world’s forum and family reunion. It is my hope that in the next 70 years, it will achieve control of climate, help to eliminate communicable diseases, eliminate major and local conflicts and therefore eliminate the problem of refugees, take major steps towards reducing harmful inequalities between nations and within nations and above all, eliminate nuclear weapons.

30. Mr. President, as this is my first address in this Assembly, I thank you and the delegates for listening so patiently.

well, if this was actually his address to the UN, then, inspite of myself, I must say the our Presido really tried (or at least his speech writers did a wonderful job of making sure he does not embarass himself and NIgeria)

I seem to have a similar problem. my dogs' appetite has dropped significantly.
before now, they were eating so well that I started worrying about the financial implication of feeding them. they are about 6 months old and I lock them up all the time; only bringing them out mornings and evenings to go and poo outside.

last week, I changed routine and now release them into the compound every night. At about the same time, I noticed their appetite dropped. I have dewormed, administered Vet recommended antibiotitcs and also administered multivitamins daily. yet they dont seem to love food any more.
they are still very healthy, urine is ok, poo is ok, agility has barely changed. just that they don't eat much. I have no choice but to start feeding them once a day in a bid to get them to finish the food and avoid wastage.

I feed them diamond puppy (large breed) and/or indomie waste cooked with either chicken legs, beef or fish head- which ever is available.
I notice they do eat a bit more when the indomie is prepared compared to when I give them the diamond dry food.

I just changed routine this morning again and I release them to move around (inside my compound) all through the day and night

calaway:
If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC

I wanted to declare that I have just met the biggest dunce of nairaand. Thank God u are not the one.
I actually thought u really believed the crap u were saying.
ROTFL

eyesofgod:

"There is tension in Onitsha Main Market, Anambra state as operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) stormed the market after arresting seven traders at the Enugu Interna­tional Airport for alleged money laundering"


Learn the art of reading, my friend. It will save you a lot of stress.

I read thru again. Correction taken.
I initially thought EFCC proceeded to randomly arrest BDC operators and other traders in possession of dollars in onitsha main market

HungerBAD:
Universally, anything up to $10.000, even if the post erroneously said it's $5000, not reported to the Customs at the Airport is an offense.

This is not a tribal thing.

Those Trying To Make this a witch hunt thing, are full of mischief.

All the traders needed to do was declare their MONEY.

Trying to sneak a large amount of money out of the country, knowingly or not, is an offense.

They broke the law, and there are consequences for that. And remember, ignorance is not an excuse before the law, incase they claim they did not know they were breaking the law.

were they at the airport? Have they reached the airport and failed to declare there money?
This is just stupidity and incompetence on the part of EFCC. They are just using an excuse to extort simple business men.
But then, when will my igbo brothers learn? There are a lot of legit ways to send money out of the country for purchase of goods. Why must it be in cash?

ednoville:
Because we are use to scamming in this part of the word so I won't blame you. But it is not scamming my friends have being voting and I appreciate that, it's a baby competition organised by a children hospital in Tennessee and my sis just decided to try with her baby by God's grace she is now in 2nd position behind an American baby, your likes will help push her baby to the 1st position out of 976 entries. Thanks and God bless

ok. If it is not a scam, then I apologize.
Hope ur sister baby wins.
But I ain't clicking the link anyway.

ednoville:
Good day nairalanders, i just want to solicit votes for my sister's baby, his name is Daniel, and he is involved in this children hospital competition, as we speak he is in 2nd position with 767 likes behind an American baby who has about 818 likes, i beg you to pls click on the link below or copy and paste on your browser, the next picture you will see is that of baby Daniel, if you are not logged in to Facebook, it will ask you to log in, and if you are logged in just click like below the picture it will increase his likes, you can only vote once, and voting closes tomorrow 27th of September.pls help a beautiful Nigerian baby, I know Nigerians are always there for each other and Naija no dey carry last, God bless you as you vote baby Daniel
Pls click link below to vote

http://wshe.es/3nWOuk7T

scammer, verily verily I say unto thee, "THOU ART STILL A LEARNER"
Now, gerarahia man!!!!

urchmanx:
My brother I did not agree with your argument. Most of the new invention in this century has been there for decades. The world is looking for new ideas into old invention that will reduce cost, increase productive and reduce global warming. You will find just a few invention that has never being that before. Computer has been in existence before bill gate improved upon it. Phones had been there before Steve job improved upon it now it's the fastest selling phone in the phone. It still uses the basic principal of mobile technology. I am giving you reasons to disagree with your post. I actually watched the video. The boys are using basic fluid dynamics and if the can be encouraged and they improve the can bring a revolution on how heavy duty tracks are done and that is a new invention because the improved on the existing ideas. See things from my point and didn't curse. Thanks.

u used the word "improve". That is the focal point. Not just mimicking an existing technology.
But remember I gave them credit for understanding basic hydraulic mechanism. (If they actually did cos I cud not watch d video)

otiigba1:
She gave them a pack of corn flakes and so what? They will still be hungry, while the so called queen is using their poverty circumstances to make herself look good on camera , why not take them out of poverty completely? She don't care about them

u are so correct. I am not impressed by the bullshit

All this quest for cheap publicity. Oya let us analyse her 'gift'.
Hiring of camera man 25k.
Cost of the bag with her face on it (which btw will add no real value to those kids but only extra publicity for her)150k
Hiring vehicles, fueling and police protection. 150k.
Actual content of the bag (N10 cabin biscuit) 5 cartons 6k. Exercise book 1 carton 3k

Tell me, did she really make any impact?
Trust me, she does not give a rat's ars.e about those kids.
Why can't she just use all that money to buy clothes or just food stuff, then hire a cheap vehicle and take it all to them.

Rubbish and mediocrity!

Meanwhile, I am sure she collected 1m at least from one or two sugar daddies and some government agencies to put put up this charade.
Gerarahia men!

lilkudos:
For that guy to understand hydraulics at age speak alot

don't conclude yet. Does the hydraulic mechanism in his contraption actually work?
NB;I did not watch d video.

Greatzeus:
If this boy happens to be in america,he would be given scholarship and encouraged but in Nigeria my country,every man for himself,if you like invent flying mat,if you belong to the low class sorry but with this online publicity i hope the right people see him.
Nigeria is full of geniuses like the ones in the pics below

I get the irony from ur attached pictures. Heheheheh

HCpaul:
Dude, not a toy, but a great prototype. Every big things start small. The reason why most nigerians are not an inventor is because they brude upon the big picture. The guy have an innovative potential, and he have to be in the field of mechatronics.

Did u smoke cow dung? Which great prototype? Do u understand the meaning of the word prototype? How can u make a prototype of a product that has been in production for at least 4 decades?
Pls let us stop encouraging mediocrity. This is why our children can no longer think. We have set the standards really low.

NB; I am an igbo. A Biafran

RichDad1:
Chai!!!
Nigerian Army in trouble; the Biafrans are here.
IPOB,the Japanese of the new world.

Quote me and yarn dust, and see your entire lineage perish faster than a burning candle.

I am an igbo man. I also believe that with the present state of Nigeria, biafra is probably the best bet of the igbo.

But the invention by those 2 boys is pure crap and does NOT DESERVE ANY MEDIA ATTENTION.

But if the arms of that digger and the tipping mechanism of that tipper actually works, then I must give the boys some credit for having a basic understanding of engineering.

We shud stop mimicking inventions created long ago. That is the height of stupidity and mediocrity. We shud actually start figuring out how to make new discoveries that will change our world.

All this copy copy of invention make the whites look at us like morons.