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kallmemrB:
Firstly ur confused,is it 7 or 10 points...always edit ur copy and paste

Secondly ...should he Break all the relationship and agreement that has been created by the past government?

sad for me to admit, but u actually have a valid point.
However the OP did not suggest that all past agreements/relationships be broken. But at least, A PC shud have d decency to give credit to he who deserve it

applord:
kikikiki

Ndi ofémmanu again
I swear this people are unrepentant ritualist, rapists ...

Even almighty Google.com knows

I checked Google. And u were right. That was exactly what came up.

But wait. Did u do that on purpose?

whirlwind7:
The area i'm trying to get a few plots in Ohaji is after Imo state poly. An agrarian community called Mbirichi. I'm told that plots go for about N300k to N400k, depending on the position. Of course, for agricultural land, that price is still high. If you do get plots for about N150k, it is a bargain, especially if there is motor-able access roads leading to it.

The one in Mgbidi you mentioned is very good at that price, if you can get it. Try to contact different agents who can give you information on available cheap farmlands. I am not around, so my cousin is the one scouting for me. I am praying I can get plots not up to 200k per. I will be very much obliged if you can help me with information regarding cheap lands once you are able to acquire some.

no problem. I will give u info. In fact I was informed that d politician is yet to pay up till dis moment. But the sellers are still holding out

ijedallar:
They over dependent on government for everything they wanted that was why they were stranded when the government full back was not forth coming and that's why chinese investors succeed faster in nigeria than anyother,sorry for the bad experience but you ve succeed in giving us your own side of the story but who is there to tell us the government side of the story,and we Nigerians are very good in giving a conclusive judgment without thinking twice,the change we want must surely come from us and it must start from the little things we do in our secret places.and not when we live the worst life and you want the man ontop to be a better person.no its what we invest in our locality that we reap ontop and that is the Government we see in general.

fully seconded

Dominion rice obviously had a bad experience. That is not good for future foreign investors.
But I think part of this story is not true. Can't tell exactly which part.

Moreover based on the story as narrated by dominion, I think the original deal left the government with a shorter end of the stick. Dominion wanted to be practically spoon fed in Nigeria. It does not work that way. Why can't they come with their money, their equipment and their pple (mangement cadre) and only request for land. That wud have made a very straight forward deal

whirlwind7:
Brother.
I am absolutely feeling you on this issue. Lands in southeast are horribly expensive. One can purchase an acre of farmland in the southwest for less than 100k, while in the east, getting a single plot at 300k is even a giveaway price.
I have been trying to buy lands around Owerri for some time. The cheapest I got so far was about 350k. If you want lands closer to town (much less than 30 mins) then you would have to fork out a minimum of 500k to 600k per plot.
Places in Imo where farmlands are cheapest is around Ohaji Egbema.

With such price disparity, I really envy farmers based in the southwest. Only way to make up for the fewer available lands for farming in the southeast is to embrace smart and innovative techniques of crops and animal production, which would require less space. Moreover, have it in mind when constructing fish ponds, to make it the kind of structure that could give way to future developments building construction. Thus, you will really have to give it a serious thought before you construct earthen ponds on such lands.

abeg how much is land in ohaji egbema? I am making attempts to acquire land in mgbidi oru-west for some time now. I was pricing 120k per plot (about 30plots is up for sale). One politician from nowhere like that asked d sellers to keep the land for him. That he is gonna pay 160k. Na wa ooo

Pavore9:
The bitter truth is that South East is the smallest region in Nigeria in terms of landmass as the entire five states that comprises it is just about the size of only Kogi state! There lies the issue regarding the high cost of land acquisition there!

I get ur point. Biafra fit get serious food shortages if it comes to that

Lhanre:
The excesses of these Fulani cattle rearers/ rustlers is getting unbearable. One they are robbing on the high way, the next they are attacking a community, after that they are destroying farm crops, then they are kidnapping elder statesmen. When is the police and DSS going to put an end to this? Where do they get their AK47s? when will government restrict their movement to defined grazing reserves. Something better be done very fast or ............

@ the bolded. That is exactly what needs to be done. Any other act is just pure hypocrisy.

I hereby move a motion that all affected states stop consumption of beef forthwith. Let us see what will make them transport cattle to that location to graze

arcbay:
You need to be careful not to confuse them. You can only slightly scold them at the restricted place they messed up, take them with u to the new poo zone but don't scold them there. Just make them understand that's the new poo zone. That should work...

Tying them to that zone for a while usually works too...Not for a long time, but time enough for them to realise the gravity of their offense. Since it will mean outside the compound in your own case, then maybe u tie and watch them from a distance.

thanks a lot.
But it will still be quite difficult for me. Cos I only got a 30mins window in the mornings to pack the poo, scold them, feed them and then rush out for the day's hustle of school runs, office work, other private biz hustles

arcbay:
This is quite simple but time consuming, you will need to persevere to make them understand this. like I said, dogs are like a deaf and dumb kid, they learn thru gestures, expressions and above all, experience and repetition.

You need to make them understand what u need them to do.

To achieve ur aims, imagine you are a dog, put urself in their shoes. If you were them, how best and how quickly can u understand things...

I've used a lot of tactics over the years and it has always worked for me.
Just follow the below steps and be consistent with it, let's see how it helps:

1. Anytime they poo in the restricted zone, drag them by the collar, show them what they've done, shove their heads in the poo if need be (lol), pack up the mess and let them see you do it.

2. Still dragging them by the collar and the mess in the other hand, drop them both in the desired poo zone, both dog and poo. Chain the dog in that zone for a while, wash up the initial spot they messed up, preferably with a detergent or bleach.

3. A little slap or shout of commands can help drive home ur point too.

4. Try this within a month and watch the magic...

Having written all these epistle, I hope this helps anyone reading this post...



MAGIC BEHIND THE TRICK
The essence of step 1 is to show them what they are being punished for. Packing up the mess in their presence shows them u don't like it being done at that spot.

The essence of step 2 is to show them the preferred poo zone. Chaining the dog there teaches him that's his punishment each time he repeats the crime. Naturally, dogs hate to be tied to a spot, so he understands the punishment.
Washing up the restricted zone is to erase all traces of their poo. If you've noticed, dogs sniff around for signs of their mess before they drop their stuff around that same area. It's like marking a territory for themselves., you see dogs sniffing around and hovering in circles before they poo, that's what they look out for. So using a detergent or bleach will erase their traces.

The essence of step 3 is to show them how angry you are and that you ain't happy with them at the moment. Dogs love attention and will do anything to be in ur good books, so they won't wanna do anything to bring a repeat of the anger.

thanks for the response. Now I know what I am doing wrong. I normally put their head in the poo and then flog them. But they usually don't watch me throw it away. As for chaining them to the preferred poo spot, that will mean leaving my dogs outside the compound. I really don't think I want to do that. Is there an alternative?
Since step 2 is a punishment, can't I just take them to the prefered poo spot and flog them there?
Thanks once again for ur response. It will really be helpful

Mopolchi:
Bro, you can see the extent of damage his so called father Oyedepo has done to him. He acts as some one mentally bewitched and re-tarded.

u are soooo on point my brother.
I won't waste my precious time with him

horlaleykan:
coward talk now... abi uve run out of allegations... am beginning 2 get tired of retards and demonic cowards like u

No u are not tired. How can a jobless slave of twisted doctrines get tired?

menix:
Lubbish arrest..

I can categorically tell. U, 98% of these gals were aware of what they were going to do so let these guyz stop feeding us shyte nd making those arrested look like demons..

Ok. Let me ask, how on earth will u tell a gal to UnCloth nd u start recording her Unclad if she was not aware of wat d game was all about..

Most of these gals re already abana in nigeria but don't have money to travel, so these other pimps help out, with intention of making 100% profit on them.

Abeg if u re reading this and u from Benin, abeg stand up nd clap for ur tribe because 95% of Olosho in UAE nah Benin gals..

@ the bolded; say no to tribalism.

except....._{maybe when it is as entertaining as the Igbo/yoruba tribal fights}

EggovinMma:
But seriously, some of our girls no dey try.Heard stories of how this Arab men drill their anus for money. Men these money shebi we go soon leave am die?!

heard those stories too. Arab men rarely go thru the front door (the vagi.na) I think it got something to do with there religion (maybe it is only regarded as fornication and immorality if one goes thru the front. or maybe the front doorway is regarded as being too dirty).
they prefer to go thru the anus. that way maybe they can keep a clear conscience.
abeg this is not my opinion ooo. it is just a theory that should be researched further.

kokoA:
Very proactive leader! He summoned ECOWAS leaders to Abuja immediately to address the madness going on in Burkinafaso unlike one guy I use to know.

abeg Wetin concern us (immediate life threatening concerns)about the brouhaha going on in Burkina Faso? As if we don't have enough political and other problems here in naija already.
Why must our leaders always strive to provide clothes for others when they themselves are naked?

No3 is an insult to umudike na!
Which unilag are we talking of? Is it the one in Harvard Abi dis yeye one wey we dey see for akoka?

VICTORIA91:
I once said abuse is allowed......is not my fault, all blames on blind love. :- Thank you.I
appreciate your kind advice

[size=13pt]I was going to say that u already gave NL forum the permission to abuse u but u don talk am urself.
Now to d issue. I am a married man. There was a time I used to have flings but even then, my wife and kids always comes first with me(I don't do that anymore).
My point is, the man is lying. It was all just a line he used to get u into bed. He will never divorce d mother of his kids if he really loves his kids like u say. Do not make the mistake of getting pregnant for him. Also remove d thought of love and marrying him from ur head.
I am not saying what u are doing is right. But If dating a married man is wat rocks ur boat, then do it only for the material benefit and nothing more. Cos that is all u gonna get.................

[/size] Speaking as someone who was once in that man's shoes.

horlaleykan:
u made my day wit ur ignorance... I bet if I was 2 b in ur shoes I wld do beta....
ds wat was running tru ur mind when I called u and ur likes cowards... u must av bin lyk "yehhh...I no fit accept defeat just lyk dat... I av 2 find somtin 2 say... e as finished me in proving dat Jesus was rich... I can't let em get away wit ds... wat wld I say now...chai he has blocked everywhere sha.... eerm I no wat 2do I will Kipp ranting dat oyedepo is deceiving em and dat es brainwashed... because I can't even prove all wat e sed wrong...
even me gan wat an saying Ow do I no ur es right... lai lai o d whole world es watching ...ahh no gree oo...I go talk say oyedepo name business man even if I no get proof" d guy con write lmao ontop am lyk say r dey find am funny.... d guy b like make I do strong head small.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
mehn ds guy ur ignorance and EGO amazes me.. kip it up....lolzzz... COWARD

everyone can see from u writeup that u are not even interested in defending the Christian faith, or defending the bible on which the faith is based.
U are only interested in arguing endlessly and defending ur pastorpreneur and his church business. Seems u are a shareholder. Smh for u

horlaleykan:
is dat d best u could do..u are under demonic influence.. y u run ..simple points I raised u can't even counter it...u dscovred I av finished u and broken down ur defenses.. u now ran away.. demon possessed coward

nah.....U don't get the point.
Pple like u have been so brainwashed by these pastopreneurs that common sense no longer makes sense to u. Even divine and spiritual sense does not make sense to u. I have met pple like u several times. Especially in winners chapel (yea I used to worship there before until I can no longer endure the hypocrisy and the pastorpreneurrism of dat ur pastor and his minions) Why wud I waste my precious time trying to redeem someone who is beyond redemption?someone so deep in slavery and stupidity that he now sees it as a norm?
No sir. I have better use for my time

Btw, I was brought up to know a different kind of Christianity; pure Christianity that is based purely on the bible, holiness and sincere service to God and mankind.
Not the money money money which ur pastorpreneur specialises in making and preaching. Little wonder his church produces twisted Christian that cheat, lie, dupe each other and live every immoral lifestyle known to even atheists

Gamesmart:
My friend, what Buhari issued was a policy.

The detailed implementation of the policy took in considerations that resulted in exemptions.

That is thinking it through.

It is not like if these institutions were included and then exempted after implementation. They were excluded before the implementation.

hey! please read thru my post. I never questioned the exemption or inclusion of any MDAs. Infact, I replied someone else post and tried to justify to him why those exemptions were neccesary.

I am talking about a whole lot of other implementation logistics which I can confidently tell u, as someone who shud know better, that they have not been put in place.

horlaleykan:
I am dumbfounded @d way u reason..
1)when I sed dominion of d church its obvious u av no inkling 2 wat am talking abt...wat as dominion of d church got 2do wit dominion of d pastor.. smh
2)ow can u call a mog pastorpreneur ...if u are a Christian am really disappointed.. if u are not I can understand ur plight
3)now I don't get u all d allegations u made up dere wat are ur proofs ow do u no dat
4)point of correction dey don't sell a false hope of prosperity.. we av genuine proofs and testimonies of what dey preach..
5)now do u tink its offering dat makes a pastor blessed.. why are not all pastors rich.. besides by what u sed about seed of faith its obvious u are ignorant of spiritual tins...
BTW ...d way u were just making assumption ow can u prove d validity of all u sed
nyways.. pls note am not out 2 convince u..not defend d mog.. but 2 show u d validity of d word of God.. if u like don't read all I wrote den start replying me wit me assumptions..
ds is my parting word 4u..get a life..because weda u like it or not ...if u like condemn from noe till tomorrow... it can't diminish d blessings of d bishop and d church.. like I sed ds is just d beginning u av not seen yet.. so plss ehnn continue we need pple lyk u ...u only show us ow frustrated d devil is

I wont bother to argue with u. You have obviously been too deeply brain washed to retrace ur steps.

roselynbas:
if it's that easy, why not sell it too?

I wont because I am not a con artist.

horlaleykan:
ignorance @ its peak... am ready 4 pple lyk u..ow dear u compare d tins of God wit politics? its obvious u no nothing about d tins of God?u are a natural man ...u will Neva understand it...stay deer and b talking stories... Dis is d DOMINION OF D CHURCH ..and dere is nothing u can do bout it ...in fact ds is just d beginning

U are the ignorant one.
it is not the "DOMINION OF D CHURCH". it is the dominion of the pastorprenuers. They tell u what u want to hear. They sell u unending hope of supernatural prosperity and riches. U on the other hand enrich their pockets with ur "seed of faith". they will now turn around and show u their prosperity, which was made from the riches u gave them, and use it as a basis to sell more hope to u. the scam is perfect.

Go out there and hustle for your riches. God will bless u on his own. he does not need pastorpreneurs as a channel to bless u through.

Gamesmart:
And what makes you think this is not part of thinking it through?

Has the policy negatively affected the establishment before the adjustment was made?

Even if people are trying to save you and your future, some of you just what to complain to have a perception in your head that you are relevant and contributing.

Reminds me of the criticism and abuse bombardment Murray Bruce gets on twitter for saying corruption and suffering must end.

sorry. But before I reply u, I need to assume that u are an accountant or at least knowledgeable in matters of government treasury operations.

Now having assumed that, let me ask u; what makes u think buhari thought this through before giving marching order to the MDAs to migrate?

Do u know the logistics (training and retraining of staff, orientation of bankers, synchronising the banks' platform to properly integrate with the GIFMIS application in OAGF, budget and appropriation issues, bank reconciliation and issues resolution procedures etc) that should be considered and ironed out before implementation of TSA?
If u know a bit about govt financial operations, you will know that this issues are not childs play. Any one of them, if not properly handled, will seriously hamper TSA implementation and by extension, the public sector operations.

U see, TSA is a good development any day any time. But the implementation needs to be planned very very carefully. it is not something u just issue a marching order without addressing the inherent logistics. that is a perfect recipe for future disaster. Take it or leave it.

I don't know why we Nigerians reverence and hero worship one group of con men (some pastors and evangelists) and rain curses and abuse on another group of con men (politicians).

I am shocked at the way pple rationalize everything a pastor does, no Matter how horrible or brazen the action is. Almost as if those pple are under some kinda spiritual influence. The same pple will rain curses on politicians for every action they take. Even when some of those actions clearly had good intentions.

pastors(some of them) and politicians all have the same stock in trade; They sell hope in exchange for ur money.

xamuel17:
thats not true, let me prove u wrong


if your a virgin on nairaland please hit LIKE, if ur not hit SHARE

hehehe

The "shares" have it.

tuniski:
GEJ didn't come up with the TSA, it has been there before independence but, liberalized after the civil war to allow for d increasing need for speedy govt transaction and development. However, TSA can only be use as a cut off procedure not a lasting Policy it won't last! It is a lazy brain accounting!

technically, u are right to say GEJ did not introduce TSA (as a policy). It is embeded into the laws of Nigeria that all revenues from all government ministries, department and agencies are to be paid into the CRF except those specifically exempted. However TSA in its present form with its underlying technology is an enforcement mechanism for the existing law. So Gej introduced the enforcement mechanism for TSA. Let us give him credit for that please.

Now as for TSA not lasting, I can assure u as a seasoned accountant in the public sector that the underlying technology on which the TSA is based is very robust and the system was properly designed to be sustainable.
However, the implementation is another ball game all together. TSA is a wonderful innovation. If it does not last, we shud not blame the technology. We should blame the policy makers and the pple implementing the policies

adconline:
You miss the part where NNPC operates a foreign account with Chase Bank where minister of finance and CBN are not signatories to...

what I gave u is an ideal situation as stipulated by the laws of the federal republic of Nigeria

okpurukata:
Helloooo. If NNPC revenue goes to the federation account, how come they have several large deposits in various commercial Banks?

that is why I said Dem don thief tire.

Aareonakakanfo:
That's the point,trading is a no brainer anyone can do it.Its not the most noble of jobs. its meant to be a starting point not a full time occupation.In developed societies,traders are at the bottom of the strata.That's why i liken the red mud people to pakistanis not the people they want to be likened to because they share a lot in common with pakistanis .

u shud give credit for d fact that even Though most igbo are mere traders, at least they own and run their own businesses, built from the scratch with nothing, and sustained against all odds. Most of this big Yoruba names we read here (and the igbo names too) run public companies owned by many pple and limited by shares. Basically, they are just employees.
What an igbo man can achieve from trading, if a Hausa man or a Yoruba man is given double the capital used and even better operating environment, they can barely achieve half of what the igbo man can achieve. Such is d resilience of the igbo. A race that started from the scratch with nothing after the civil war, and yet today they are really thriving every man on his own, deserves the respect of the entire world.

Gamesmart:
You will soon be tualing to him while he is in jail.

pls stop sycophancy and grow up.

In as much as u support buhari and hate GEJ, u must admit that buhari makes very weighty and far reaching economic decisions like someone deciding what color of boxers to wear underneath. He does not think some issues thru before jumping to decisionss. Makes me wonder what kind of demons and national saboteurs have surrounded him in the name of friends and advisers.
He reminds me so much of the ab.oki we once had as CBN governor.
NIGERIA is a very complex state with very complex and peculiar problems. Every single decisions has to be carefully considered before implementation.

U can never hear me calling PMB baba go slow cos I believe that provided he thinks his actions thru, the time taken shud not matter

oshyno:
If NNPC that constitute 80% of FG income is not on the list what then was d fuse all about.
This govt always blowing hot air no substance.

let me educate u just a little about public sector accounting.
The revenue from Nnpc (as well as customs, FIRS,) goes to the federation account for onward distribution among d 3 tiers of government.
TSA is tied to the consolidated revenue fund which receives the federal govt share of the distribution. Hope u now understand why Nnpc cannot be under the TSA? Rather a separate system for accountability urgently needs to be set up for them. Cos Dem don thief tire