₦airaland Forum

Bode2:
So you will sit inside the Chicken Republic from Monday to Sunday and be waiting for order? If you can work from home and only come to the restaurant whenever you have orders to be delivered then that's quite fine.

That should be his question to the HR. A man to sit one place, No

Okiton:


Anything to make a dead vegetable look relevant.

I woke up this morning to see three bullion vans missing their ways to our compound

Mr too oo, I just saw 5 Bullion vans in my compound this morning, I asked them what they are doing their they said they missed there road, so I am trying to redirect them but seems they don't know where they are going

blamingthedevil:
https://twitter.com/adeyanjudeji/status/1618903573219409920

Please, make sure the vawulence is higher than the peace!!!

Ckonnet:
They should manage that prison if it's the one iam seeing in the picture.

They are actually looking for escape route because, I believe they know what kiri kiri looks like

Pierocash:
What is really wrong with most Nigeria youths? They go to even countries Nigeria is better than to still go commit crimes. These idiots keep tarnishing the image of Nigeria and Nigerians all over the world ,in every country you find them.

Something is definitely wrong with Nigeria gene

Leadership is wrong with Nigeria

DamnnNiggarr:
Shutdown territory institutions to enable students vote during elections, Reps urge FG

---

…ask INEC to make special arrangements for collection of PVCs

By Levinus Nwabughiogu-Abuja



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/shutdown-territory-institutions-to-enable-students-vote-during-elections-reps-urge-fg/

Well said not forgetting two days public holiday before the election day enable everyone to travel

ufotty2001:
Things are too expensive. See the food I bought for N500

They put egg for you on top 500? Efcc must hear this. For this kind economy you dey chop rice and egg? That rice reach half cup wey be 500 already + egg 160 + spag... Which gas dey use cook am plus the ingredients and labor and you say na 500. You are corrupt and efcc must hear this.

So make we vote for Bulaba because of signature?

ebubeson:
A former friend of mine told me long time ago, how a guy slept with his former babe when she came to drop wedding invitation card.

If you like, keep enjoying yourselves and keep enjoying your cheating. It is a free world...

One day na one day, monkey go go market e no go return

faceLAGOS:
No hymen, no...

No meter

ahnie:
So I got my share of our weekly contribution of four months.i decided to pamper myself with an iphone and a laptop.

This isoko bebe needs to pamper herself small,I intended doing something meaningful with the rest 300k left.

This are the evidence and dedication from the combination of my 3 hustles.
It's not grace or on God,it was hardwork.

If this iPhone will not generate any money for you, you just wasted your contribution.

MrEverest:
Tinubu is indeed a foolish man for attacking Buhari in Ogun state. I thought they said he is jagaban and he is the best political guru in Nigeria yet what I'm seeing is an old man with the brain of a toddler.

Attacking the president who belongs to the same party with him is tantamount to digging his own grave politically. They kept annoying Tinibu while using diplomacy against him but instead of him to play smart in the chess game, he foolishly fell into their trap.

Buhari had remained diplomatic by feigning to be in good terms with him even though he doesn't want him to succeed him but now Tinubu has made things worse for himself. He will not only lose the entire NW and even NE, but will also lose the incumbency advantage for belonging to the ruling party.

At this point anyone still believing that Tinubu has any chance is a big fool. This election is now strictly between Obi and Atiku.

If Tinubu is a smart politician like they claim, he should just step down and tell the whole south to vote for Obi. He will automatically become powerful again and recognized all over the country.

OlujobaSamuel:
Lol. The man just love shaking the table in Ogun State.
I can't wait for the crazy CBN Gov to leave.

Ogun is the base of the jazz... So full energy

Holiness2100:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR2lUsHIaUE


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11671333/amp/Doomsday-clock-moves-90-seconds-midnight-closest-76-years-ago.html

This is not news, human being has always be an endangered specie since Eve carry her big nyashhh come here. Since that day human beings never knew peace, from one war to another, from one disease to another, from one catastrophe to another.

God1000:
Sad, she's gonna live with the guilt for the rest of her life.

She's a careless and ignorant mum.

To be a mother needs certification these days, not all women should have a baby. Well, the baby decided to go back since the mother is an idiot.

Chenult:
I was issued a query today at my workplace. Reason below

What do I do pls?

Answer

Good afternoon Ma/Sir,

I have received the letter and in my honest observation, I did not notice the beddings in my custody were changing colors possibly because of persistence of vision. However, I use clean waters and the correct detergents from the hotel to wash and clean the beddings. Following this development, I will compare the water from the tank I use with other water from the other tanks. I will be soaking with hot water before washing and will make sure I rinse multiple times before drying. I apologize if this has cost the hotel any damage going forward, my services will improve.

Thank you sir and I hope my explanations are tampered with mercy.

Name.

Ddokie:
If meffy will do one good thing, it should be to ensure that the deadline remains. Even if he is to extend it, it shouldn't be more than a 2 week extension I.e. Feb 14 there about.

Under no circumstance should the present naira notes be available during the General elections.

If anyone thinks the senate is asking for an extension because they love Nigerians, that person must be joking. Their one and only reason for whining is because it will 'cut their ticket' which is vote buying.

Every well meaning Nigerian should support meffy. Take your old naira notes to the bank and lodge it in.

It would be tough to transact initially, but we will adjust in a month or two. Meanwhile vote buying would reduce significantly, which will ensure that BAT and his band of urchins would have been dealt a heavy blow on election day, and sent to the rubbish bin of infamous history.

You finished the BATstards here

Class01:
So I had this conversation with someone and it seems we both have different opinions about it so we decided to seek for wider opinions.

Which will you go for
1) A lecturing job in a state college of education outside Lagos (salary: Normal naija lecturer package.)

2) A data analyst ( stock invoice) in Lagos which requires you to go to work Monday to Saturday. (Salary 200k)

Which will you pick and why?

Chai take lecturing job outside Lagos ooo. Lagos is over hyped, leave Lagos, though life wil slow down a little but it's better for your sanity.

Jidenkem:
Mehn .....his present looks get as e be oh

How does he look before, I can't even remember. I think it's old age or financial crises

Hopeba:
what if someone is peeing blood,,that one is aids right?.. or if I have sores all over... so HIV now starts with abnormal discharge? Go away abeg... I'm fine..it UTI infection thanks

You said you have learnt your lessons but am afraid you didn't learn anything. You contacted UTI without suspecting your partner, it is the same way HIV is transmitted... If your partner has HIV you already have too. I know you are afraid to go for test but it is necessary just to be sure. Hiv won't show you any symptoms now until 6 to 12 months

Hopeba:
Oga it UTI I HAD NOT GONORRHEA ,, una too dey scare person for nairaland.. And the girls don't have hiv iam sure

Kwontinue... You dey very sure and u carry golo... Better go fog hiv for onward peace and Obi adinma.

EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I have been a single and independent lady for a very long time. Though I really looked forward to settling down in my 20s and thirties but because I was the over careful type, I couldn't as I kept being picky due to men's character and behavior.

Fast-forward to my lat 30s, I began to lose interest and started getting more comfortable as a single. The upheavals in today's marriage also got to me. As in the way marriages are packing up, the cheating aspect, abuse and domestic violence in marriages all further affected me and changed my whole perception of the union called marriage. So I unconsciously resolved to remain single as long as I'm happy, comfortable and financially independent.

Some of the reasons I also made up my mind are.
As a single, Im very much at peace, with no one dictating what and when I should do things or get out of bed. I love my bed.
No one is body shaming me when I add on some pounds due to excessive eating and no one is questioning my eating habits as its sometimes the case with some married women. Also running errands when you don't feel up to it just because hubby wants you to do it. Some men can send their wife on errand like crazy and me I hate running errands.

No one is disturbing me when I need time alone which could last for hours. I love my space and privacy. So the thought of having to give up all that scares the hell out of me.

Now, back to the matter.

Recently, some close spiritual leaders in my denomination have been trying to match make me with a single pastor and that one too is shining teeth that he has seen a jimjim sister. When they now openly mentioned it yesterday with the said man around and he too was nodding and agreeing to the proposal, it dawned on me that these people are not joking. When I got home, i sank into my comfy space and began to fret. I mean... The thought of giving up all that freedom is just so scary. I suddenly discovered that marriage no longer excites me and my inner self was fighting it.
Also, the thought of carrying pregnancy for nine months with all the stress of looking after babies, tending toddlers ( poo poo) and that motherhood life made me sick instantly. The thought of joggling my job with family life gave me the chills. I see how my married mates struggle with this. Huh. Men...

I don't know. I don't feel cool about this cos it makes me feel like I'm about to be put in a cage and everything about me is going to change.

Now, before you talk about me not loving the man, I think I fancy him and can love him cos he looks so much like my ex of years ago. So that is out of the question. He is a happening lovable man but....... I no longer feel excited about marriage. at least, from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm

Best to marry your friend ooo. Me I married my friend many years ago uptill now we behave like boy friend girl friend. Freedom is the ultimate no one will fill suffocated, we have equal right in the house because, both of us built it yet we know how to work together to achieve any goal. Pastor wey never marry up till now and waiting for match making fit get character issue ooo. No go jump in and jump out. Your husband must understand you very well first before you say I do. Marriage no be beans

FactBoyz:
This is soo sad and painful

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0BLymVeuQev36JizohaECawa4B5tFUAS8CyyQGyvNH42EZY8pLMZH55Jg7KEMG6k4l&id=100000789849069&mibextid=Nif5oz

This is finishing... Somebody should check up on agbado as soon as possible

gasparpisciotta:
She even added cold bottle water...

You were honored.

After traveling from Lagos to Ilesa, my girlfriend’s mum served me geisha and bread with pure water.

I didn’t touch it, left the house and came back to Lagos with all the gifts I had in the car.

Modified:
Her mum kept me waiting for close to 2hours before mysteriously appearing.

I could sense her reluctance to see me and her contempt for my person.

I later learnt that she has preference for another guy.

Note : my ex girlfriend is from a very comfortable family this I know without a doubt

Lesson: if your girlfriends Mum took her time to promptly attend to you and offers a cooked meal, consider yourself honored.

Hahaha Bread and Geisha... Lol, and e be like say na Agege bread. Bro you dey slim, as lanky? I blame your girl sha, don't blame the innocent woman. Your girl played that game on you. No mum will embarrass her daughter's favorite guy. No mum will do that

Stephen2324:
I went to my girlfriend’s house and the mother served me this food

Is it proper to eat at your girlfriend’s house?

You don enter..
Make you no marry see waiting go happen...as she serve you food means you are welcome as an inlaw. So start preparing for marriage

Padipadi:
Saw his pic where he sat on the floor looking frail. What's happening to our legends?
Is it that they lavish their fortunes or they are not assisted at one point before?

Anything you are doing in this life make sure you have a self backup. Anything to call retirement business or plan.

UnfairLife7:
she was on family planning according to my aunt but it turns out that she was bleeding profusely and it was as a result of the family planning she does. She had to stopped it for her safety. I think it was those period she stopped the family plan she got pregnant

That family planning always having issues. The funniest thing about life is that jobless people has too much fire power than busy people. No need to terminate them but she can give them out for adoption if she is sure she can't take care of them.

Ineedhustle247:
https://www.legit.ng/people/family-relationship/1515354-woman-daughter-n74m-returns-home-find-money-spent/

You born pikin name am hottentia what do you expect? Na from hotel to hotel na

LogicMessiah:
Welcome to apc madam!
They are fully ready to take you back to the days of dinosaurs if given the chance

Lol

Thank God no be Ogun state. Na only body una for see with all the body parts missing

Felabrity:
Paul biya is like the Mugabe of Cameroon

He is even worse

He has been rulling Cameroon for like 50 years

Must have killed so many people by now who tries to oppose him