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Ofunaofu:
https://punchng.com/buharis-kano-visit-protesting-youths-barricade-roads-stone-helicopter/?amp

In 2015 they say KKK will decide the winner and they decided its Buhari , they chop shege small and still didn't learnt anything from the igbos. In 2019 they reinforced it, now they don chop stone... I am not sure they learn anything yet. No be only stone, they should throw bombs. If na igbos throw stones by now one state is leveled to the ashes... One Nigeria indeed

DonOG:
Good morning guys, an incident happened over the weekend which I would love to share with you guys so you can help judge the case because some of my friends are insisting I handled it wrongly.

A couple of my military friends, a navy officer and a soldier came into town last week and proposed to take my girlfriend out so we proceeded to her to pick her up from school. On our way we stopped by a fueling station to get fuel so I gave them a location to go wait for me while I take a bike to pick her up since the queue was a bit much. On our way out of school we came across two guys on the walk way, they exchanged glances and asked each other "what", one of the guys happened to be her coursemate that she already told me about sometime ago.

According to her, the guy used to be an errand boy for a notorious cult guy that used to ask her out during her first year, so the said guy was the one always coming to deliver messages to her. she didn't want to get involved with cultists so she would normally leave the guy hanging around without giving him a response to the messages. After the guy asking her out left the school the guy somehow started nursing a grudge against her.

While we stood at the school gate waiting for a bike the guy showed up again, this time with five guys with him and accosted my babe. He demanded to know why she talked to him rudely, before she could say jack he landed a jaw shattering slap on her cheek that nearly sent her sprawling to the ground. I was embarrassed but had to apply wisdom because the area wasn't my territory coupled with the fact that I was obviously out numbered. I held the guy's hand when he proceeded to slap her again and asked him why he would embarrass me by hitting a lady that was with me. Meanwhile my girlfriend was behind my back hurling insults at the guy saying stuff like he had the gut to hit her because he has started moving with cultists and other stuff I don't recall.

While I was trying to placate the situation, I noticed more guys closing in on us and knew I would be in danger if I didn't leave the place. I somehow managed to get a bike and took her away. My military friends were furious when they heard what happened insisted we go back to the school. I told them to die the matter because even if they are military guys we were still out numbered and we might get seriously injured before their backup comes.

They insisted on going back to the school, we went and as expected didn't meet any of the guys. They made a report to the school security and promised to come back the next day. On our way back they kept making calls and arranging a squad that would pick up the guy the next day while I kept trying to make them see reasons why it was going to be a bad move.

Firstly they can't possibly apprehend all the cultists in the school so arresting the guy will simply make the girl a moving target for the rest of the members and I wasn't willing to take that risk for someone that has just a couple of months to graduate. We might go and display power in the school and go back home while the girl will be all alone in the school without any form of protection, its not like they are going to assign a personal bodyguard to her. What if matters go south and a life or even lives get lost, it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me. I was finally able to convince them and make them stand down.

The following day I brokered a peace meeting between my girlfriend and the guy through the cult guy's cousin that was also her friend though I didn't show up at the location. I even asked her to apologize to the guy for insulting him just to massage his ego so the matter could die down. My girlfriend recorded everything while the guy kept threatening her that she wasn't going to graduate for insulting him because she was with a guy. He went on to say that I was the target of the attack because they thought I would react to the assault on her and maybe fight back. They were even laughing at her that she's dating a coward that couldn't defend her in an attack, I just smiled.

My girlfriend was upset that she had to apologize to someone that hit her, but I told her that sometimes we have to choose our fights wisely. You don't go into a fight with someone that doesn't have anything to lose. Some of my friends feel I am a coward but I still feel I handled it the best way. What do you guys think??.....sorry for the epistle or any errors.

You did a wise thing bro... Thats how cultists behave. You don't go into a fight with someone that has nothing to lose.

FactBoyz:
Labour Party Presidential candidate Peter Obi met with representatives from the European Union after his Jigawa Campaign.

See photos below;

Hope someone is checking up on Emilokan

Lunja:
apc govt promised to create jobs, but they ended up creating more mentally deranged people.

Thunder faya every urchin both home and abroad.

Are you supporting mozlem-mozlem ticket?
May thunder & brimstone destroy you wherever you are...

Mad people everywhere!

Possibly he just realized all the promises buhari made was fallacy and he is leaving next month and campaigning for a Promax.. So the thing enter the guy head and the only fg property he laid his hand on is the hostel. Terrible times

GardenOfGod:
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Obi-Datti's vision is to transform Nigeria 🇳🇬 from consumption to production, thereby making her regain her lost glory that was sold to gangs of highest bidders through corrupt tendencies!

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Vote wisely 🇳🇬
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Those wey get leg pls help us tell inec to give us 2 days public holiday to travel back to our polling units before the election and even one more day after election incase of rerun

LegitDeals247:
Pls check your dm

It's says it want to send me email... Do you need help? It's not difficult, just learn how to use it because, if you want me to put you through I will charge you money for time.

quentin06:
Stop using that word, its demeaning, call it profit centre.

LOL, too much profit in one blackhole

Urbanchampion:
Olosho has probably talked herself into problems, anyway, her pu%sy may perform more magics

Nothing like problems there, she needs money she heads to Orange room, service an idiot and come back with money for text books and handouts

ijustdey:
Nekede poly furious with student claiming she graduated using God’s help, private parts



SOURCE

Nigerians and hypocrisy... She spilled the raw truth and hell let lose. Truth is bitter joo. 90% of the girls use pussy to graduate directly or indirectly.

lazynairalander1:
Last week I had an interview for a data analyst teaching job, after series of interview process which includes.
Analyzing data with Excel and BI
Extracting and cleaning data with Python &SQL
Modeling, analyzing and visualization with R.
Though my Python prowess wasn't that good but I was told that what they needed is a data analyst who can handle R very well and I really impressed in that aspect.

I showed my data analysis projects on the above software excluding Python. Then we went to oral interview which led to the salary part. I was asked to name my price.
I told them to give me a breakdown on how many days I will be coming to work because I learnt it will be part time teaching job, the interviewer agreed to mail me my schedule.

I was hoping it will be weekend (like Friday evening, Saturday & Sunday) only for me to realized it will be Mon-Thur (that's not part time, I told the manager or so).
The worst part is that they are willing to pay me 10k/week for the job and I will be paid each week I come to work which means it's only the weeks the students avail themselves that I will teach and be paid.

Those tech pay such ridiculous amount or am just unlucky?
What am I expected to do with 10k weekly?
Transport?
Data?
Food?
Electricity?
What exactly?

I was furious though and I am still furious.

LOL, if the place is opposite your house, you use am pass time na and exit whenever you want

Murphy870:
Help, I’m a call member serving in Ibadan, i want to learn a skill but I’m confused about the type of skill to
lean and I don’t waste the whole year..All suggestions would be appreciated!

Use chatGPT finish work. I jealous una wey never enter family way. You can create anything with chatGPT now. Code any programs, collect money.

Lateefadewale:
Lies! Science and theology do not go hand-in-hand. Stop spreading misinformation.

They are coming closer that's why I worry

annyplenty:
Go to the ocean and see it roar or go and see a volcano spew ocean of fire with great torrent, then you will gave a flint idea of How Mighty the Power of God is.

He is limitlessly Almighty. His power is beyond human's comprehension.

Ordinary ocean... You no dey look universe... Join Nasa bros... You go bow down and ask God for forgiveness.

hisgrace090:
Anybody possessed by satanic power cannot stop indulging in bad habit unless he recieve Christ as saviour.

Devil no dey beleful

PrinceOfLagos:
Slayers of Tinubu

Godswin Emefiele is bigger than Tinubu in this country . See how he's using Tinubu to catch cruise and feeling fly about it

Can Tinubu shake President Buhari without bowing down at his feet like an idiot ? But see Emefiele as he oozes so much confidence while shaking the President.

Emefiele is a big boy

Tinubu is finished

Timagex:
A long time ago, when I was still a very curious kid, i asked mum why people close eyes during prayers. She told me that, during prayers, an angel is always on patrol and the angel pokes the eyes of people who dare open their eyes!!! . I was greatly afraid. This created a sense of fear in me and I always close my eyes tightly during any form of prayer. I started suspecting all those prayer warriors who walk around during prayers maybe they were angels.

One day, I needed to pay a certain fee, so, I came all the way from children church to adult church. There was an intense prayer session going on. I became afraid as there was no way to go in with my eyes closed. I peered and looked (maybe I will see the angel and dodge him) but, I didn't see anything. I rushed in, located my mum and she opened her purse to give me the money. She also asked me a few questions. She did all these with her eyes wide opened!! Lo and behold, nothing happened to her eyes and my eyes. I was even more surprised when I saw the pastor with his eyes wide open while praying and leading prayers!!! . Abomination!! I waited in vain for the angel to strike, nothing happened. I was so disappointed and confused.

I started opening my eyes during prayers to see what will happen. Nothing. The problem now was, there was no way to tell mummy of my discovery without telling her that I now open my eyes during prayers. My position was, I was either deceived or the angel forgot our church.

Over 20 years ago and still smile any time I remember. . I'm not a consistent church goer these days tho....

Happy Sunday beautiful people. May God shine his light unto us.

That's how a lot of us were deceived and are still been deceived. You see this earth, let no human tell you anything about this earth. It is you and your God. I have concluded that sense is needed in everything I am doing including church and religion.

Sabadon:



Check if that man dey breath well ooo

Na waiting I dey check

Kingsmeal:
Peter Obi got to Port Harcourt from Borno, before I got to Bulaba's Oshodi from Eko Hotel.

Wahala Wahala Wahala

Are you trying to insult the landlord of Lagos?

Kingsmeal:
https://twitter.com/PeterObi/status/1619395211905630208?t=e7zUCeNrye_C2VrkGQIJzA&s=19

Peter obi was in Borno today! & Guess what? He just landed in PH for a meeting.

He does this things effortlessly & still has the strength to grant interviews, interact with people & campaign. Omoh!!

Make this man go rest ooo. No be him spoil Nigeria because, if he mistakenly collapse, he must wake up oo. Na the only hope for Nigeria right now

gozmok1:
someone is running from interview.

Someone suffers from Parkinson disease.

Someone is so old that he doesn't articulate well.

Someone told us".... If u dislike borrowing by fg stop buying Benz...". Economists are still trying to understand and find the synthesis of his reasoning 😂😂😂


Someone wears diaper and wants to sit in aso rock.

Someone is a first class accountant in the university of the almighty 😂 and runs away from accountant's conferences


😂😂
I didn't call name ooo
Just someone 😂😂😁🤧

Some is also telling us that his own party is planning to rig elections by printing new naira notes and hoarding fuel. I no call any name oo

Pierocash:
so it is a function of gene not leadership. You get it now? So stop blaming leadership for crimes they commit in another country. In Nigeria here,they may always find excuse to hide under which they normally do. What of the ones they commit outside the shores in countries they claim is better than ours. And somebody will still come put the blame in the leadership of the country they left.

Average Nigeria person have this twisted ,and get rich quick mindset,hence the reason for their criminal acts. No thanks to our celebrities,and musicians that have imparted this get rich by all means mindset in our youths. Please stop blaming leadership for this crimes.

Nobody was born a thief but some bad homes stole until the stealing gene is embedded in there DNA hence the offspring becomes a thief by default whether rich or poor. That's the case of Nigeria. I don't think Nigerians were like this a century ago. Nigeria as a country is a bad home, first step is to fix the country first if not it will continue to produce bad eggs

Pierocash:
this is pure fallacy. And attempt to put blame on leadership for the crimes people commit by their own choice.

You commit crimes In Nigeria and blame the hardship of the country ,you found your way out of the country to a country you claim have better leadership,still continue commiting crime and still put the blame on the leadership of the country they ran away from. Does that sound sensible to you?

A woman marries ,and start sleeping around with other men and blame the husband for her irresponsible lifestyle.Finds her way out of the marriage to another marriage with another man ,still continue sleeping around and still put the blame on her former husband. Does that sounds sensible?

Nigerians are the only people on Earth that so much abuse their country,and accuse leadership for every choice they make.

Somebody will perpetrate corruption and blame poverty which he accused the leadership of the country of. Same person will get a good paying job that earns millions but increased his corruption by looting all resources. Is poverty the cause of that too?

Something is definitely wrong with the Nigeria gene and orientation

Bad gene produced bad leadership, bad people and bad country. I insist Nigeria is bad and are constantly producing bad people. You may be right not bad leadership but bad gene. However, genes can evolves and if we have good leadership for long, the bad genes will disappear.

Islie:
Sharareporters


Less than a week after an Itakpe-Warri train derailed in Kogi, another train on Friday derailed in Abuja, the nation’s capital. The Abuja-Kaduna Train Service,…




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Bandits food don land. Nothing works in the zoo republic . Money they borrowed to do this thing, kobo has not been paid. Light no dey, fuel no dey, road no dey, security no dey. Nothing works here

socialmediaman:
OBIdients have you collected your PVCs and called ALL your friends to ensure they collected theirs?

The worst thing you can on election day is to stay at home shouting "Peter Obi has won". Go out and vote

Don't sit at home if Peter Obi is winning your state, he needs every single vote in your state to win the highest number of votes nationwide, which is a requirement to win the election

This election is very close among all 3 major contestants

Somebody should tweet to inec to give us 2days public holiday please in order to travel before election. I don tweet tire but e be like say my voice no loud. If not, emilokan people will not allow us to go and vote.

Naijanascam:
Man with the vibe...... unlike

Unlike... Who

Pierocash:
So those countries they ran to commit crimes,it is still leadership wrongs?

Effects of bad leadership. If you come from a bad home, you are likely to be a bad person anywhere you go. Nigeria is bad and constantly producing bad people.

Hollyharjii:
Lolz, this one off me o, no worry, you go see another money today wey you go use take one or two bottles

Amen!!!

WibusJaga:
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The CCTV operator was obviously watching the thief. The camera kept moving with the thief's movements.

Movements detection. That's how most cameras work. I think will start marketing cameras, most people are novice about security cameras. If the owner of the camera had connected to it online, he must had been alerted immediately. Though, the alerts could be disturbing if it's an office but surveillance is important. Nigeria don bad.

Mindlog:
Very rude and ungrateful woman, feeling so entitled.😠

The man finally realized he married a bad wife, love how he took back both the tricycle and the car.

The thing fit be skit sha, I no understand this people again but if na real... Na see finish do the woman. They behave like children, if you laugh with woman too much she go begin insult you. A whole odugwu she dey insult because of money. Odugwu is right, even if you are not happy, pretend first until you reach house

HydraFeeds:
a recurrent of Oyinlola vs Aregbesola . Chei . No Dey underestimate maradona o


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‪When Obi was impeached but got reinstated by the court ,people are not condemning Nigeria judiciary then o ‬

Impeachment is different from the electoral system. The court has given some flimsy excuses about BVAS. My question is, why would inec announce a winner without screening the BVAS. To me that's incompetence

yomi007k:
The bank manager must be jailed for dating this ugly girl because of yansh.


I hate mumu men.

I commend the girl for holding the idiot in his blokos

Hollyharjii:
I come here to laugh my worries out with comments that will be flowing like river Niger

LOL, you think say na only you get problems. Yesterday I drank beer with my Last card and nothing happened. I thought heaven will fall if my money finish