₦airaland Forum

GoroTango:
Don't you ever in your life call the north parasites because we feed you. All the grains and beef you eat is it being farmed in your village?

And all the oil thats this nation's MAIN MONEY EARNER and source of your infrastructural funds, where do you think it comes from?

fiizznation:
Do your rally peacefully, NO they won't do it peacefully. Instead they will hire thugs who will want to disrupt the peace of the state.

There is NO GO AREA for the useless PDP in kano state. You guys should better take your nonsensical rally to another state. Is not like they have any political base in kano, they just want to use their useless rally to cause trouble.

Yan iska kawai!!!

You do know that we presently run a democracy, right?

buhariguy:
No ransom was paid,

If you listen to Nicolas on this morning on nta,
He said the dapchi girl's were returned base on the outstanding agreement of the ongoing negotiation before.

Which the boko haram wanted to breached.

And what will that "outstanding agreement" be? Let's be serious here, the terror group exchanged the girls for something in return; no group will just handover its main bargaining chips (hostages) just like that. That's unless the group is in cahoots with the Buhari administration. This whole Dapchi case stinks to the highest heavens.

Euouae:
Sharap!

Even the USA negotiates.

The USA does not negotiate with terrorists. That's always its official stance.

That means those states are broke.

NonsoWow:
PDP and APC are the same gang of criminals, that's why many youths don't bother voting and I don't blame them.

I'll still blame the so called Youths. Evil thrives when good men do nothing.

What Buhari going to achieve there? Last I heard the culprits of the massacre were killed themselves under Wike's watch, and their properties confiscated and bulldozed. Now THAT is an example of an effective leader (is Wike) at work, not the nonchalant attitude of that joker called Mr. Buhari to the killings in Benue, Taraba, Kaduna, Nasarawa, Kogi, Enugu, etc.

biacan:
Report ko......heport ni..... Why would he report her to the authorities when he enjoyed it when he was busy posting six packs on social media he didn't remember he thinks he can play a fast one on her but finally got trapped


Still can't believe a grown ass man will open his mouth and say he gets raped when he enjoyed it


Abeg comot make I see road


**THE QUEEN OF THE NEW SCHOOL**

And THAT there is the problem. So it's okay for a woman to report a rape case, but its a different issue for a man? Maybe we shluldnt take rape reports from ladies serious anymore. Afterall they equally "enjoyed" them. Talk of hypocrisy.

Abeg let the man report that wretch of a lady. No means NO.

rane06:
Women are stronger than men. Fact

Please don't start.

yomibelle:
wat's wrong wit dis pic?

Nothing is wrong with it. An orderly is assisting an officer with his shoe. What's the crime there?

AloyEmeka9:
Thirty reasons why the power target failed
By Adelani Ogunrinade

IT is now December 2009, power supply remains epileptic and those of us who came home expecting to find the promised delivery of 6000 Megawatts have gone back to oil our hurricane lanterns. What happened to the promise that we will all smile come December? One of the most hilarious reasons given was that the government promised production of the power but not its distribution! Do not forget that this power game has been going for a long time. One of the Power Ministers promised power in six months. Another promised a year only to bring smile to the face of all Nigerians. Nigerians are smiling alright, but this is only because Nigerians are the happiest people on earth. Besides they got used to empty promises, so that any promise makes them smile.


http://odili.net/news/source/2009/dec/15/34.html

I still verily believe that this target will be met in a not distant future but then demand would have shifted upwards on account of the strange things that people do in the dark, that it may amount to a shifting target. As a patriot, I went to town to see how Nigerians are coping and why the target has not been met. Here are the select 30 reasons why the target has not been met:

Blame the Bar
Rotimi Akeredolu and the Nigeria Bar Association (NBA) spent too much time at the Bar drinking and discussing the health of the President that they failed to remind this Government of this constitutional provision and democratic dividend.

Blame ASUU
The Academic Staff Union (ASUU) did not include power in its list of demands before calling off their strike. They were just too selfish!

The President's absence
President Yar'Adua is the driving force behind the power project. Due to his present indisposition, the target cannot be met until he assumes the reins of office again.

It is Obasanjo's fault
Power generation is a third term project that did not feature on the Seven-point agenda of his successor. Since the third term project failed, the target is bound to fail.

The Chinese Contractor
The Chinese always calculate time in lunar years. When they said 2009, they meant 2012.

IBB and his Boys
IBB is behind all transformer explosions. No wonder the target cannot be met.

And General Abacha
If only we can lay our hands on the loot stashed in Switzerland, we will complete all projects and even exceed the target.

Climate Change
As a result of global warming, the water level in Kainji Dam keeps on receding and power generation keeps declining with it.

Snakes in the turbine
What to do now? Snakes keep on interfering with the turbines. This is a natural disaster!

Niger Delta Militants
When they cannot disturb the pipelines, they now interfere with the gas lines to the power houses

The Police again!
If only the Police have more helicopters to carry out aerial surveillance, the cable thieves will not be so successful.

The Honourable Minister was misquoted
The Hon. Minister meant that every household should be able to generate 6000 watts by December. Most Nigerian household have achieved that target!

The impact of the Failed Banks on power generation
While CBN's Mallam Sanusi Lamido was busy fighting the failed banks in the upstream sector, little did he know that they (the failed bank executives)will sabotage the economy in the downstream sector!

It is called co-generation!
Government cannot be expected to meet the power target alone ! All patriotic Nigerians in the public, private and organised labour sectors must join hands to make sure the target is met through generating their own electricity.

We must rebrand!
Nothing emphasises the need to urgently rebrand as the crisis in the power sector

We must unbundle the Power Corporation of Nigeria (PHCN)
When we unbundled NEPA and re-bundled PHCN, little did we know that we must bundle again so soon after un-bundling.

It is the Budget Problem
Enough money was not appropriated in this year's budget. Enough has been earmarked in next year's budget

Either more taxes or the withdrawal of petrol subsidy - choose !
If the power target is to be met, either we withdraw the petrol subsidy or increase taxes. Better to continue using your generator on subsidised petrol-what do you think ?

It is an Export-import Problem.
When we exported electricity to neighbouring Niger Republic, little did we know that we need to re-import from Sierra Leone in order to meet the deficit.

It is the Multinational Companies
We know they don't love us and have been sabotaging the gas supply to the power plants so that we can continue to import generators from their mother countries

Blame it on the Governors Forum
At the time we wanted to fix a date for the launching of the power project, the Governors chose to go to Harvard. Now that they are no longer going, we need to fix a new target date

The Millenium Development Goals (MDGs)
Power (unlike water) was not included in the UN MDGs . The government is focused on the MDGs at this point in time.

Cost-containment Measure
The administration decided to scale down the project as a cost-containment measure.

It was during the Examination Period
As the nation is blessed with too many universities all reading and doing examinations, there was too much demand on electricity that the target could not be met during this examination period.

The U-17 World Cup
We used too much power during the U-17 World Cup that the target could not be met!

We were encouraging the use of alternative Energy
We should not depend on only one source of energy. If we cannot meet the target from one source, we should diversify and try another source just as the government has taken the lead on solar energy

It is work in Progress
No administration can be expected to complete all projects in one fell swoop.

Nigerians are too impatient
Wetin (what do)you want to use all that power for self?

When everything fails take the prayer route!
Let us pray for the success of this administration.
Amen

Prof Ogunrinade of the National University of Lesotho is presently on Christmas vacation in Nigeria

Bros, your list is not complete. Have you also blamed GEJ?

Do not look at the money now. Go for the job and get the necessary experience required to grow in your field. Something way better will come your way after you pay your dues. Just be patient.

I think there's need to stop this comparison between Engineering graduates and Doctors. Both are equally challenging in their own rights and involve a lot of practical work, although I'll give Engineering an edge in terms of creativity that's required.

That said I will heap the blame for the predicament faced by engineering graduates primarily on two groups: the NSE and COREN. What have these groups done to protect the interest of budding engineers? We've had this same problem ever since my days as a corper and even prior to that, yet NOTHING has changed. These groups are not that influential compared to the doctors' NMA & even ARD, plus other groups like ICAN and co. So the engineering profession needs to start from itself.

PHEDC Uyo (Ewet Housing): 75%
PHEDC Abak: 10%

thesicilian:
You can't give him such a title with such a track record of corruption under his watch.

Track record of corruption indeed. But his anti corruption performance is still one of the best the nation has had (Transparency International 2014 Corruption Perception Index) and is far better than that of Mr "Integrity" Buhari (Transparency International 2017 Corruption Perception Index).

Fatigue is slowly setting in. 2 years is simply too much for our brave soldiers. Ideally it should be 6 months. Army HQ should do something about it.

Moukandjo:
Aren't you Mor0n tired of lying even when it's so obvious you're gonna be caught? Are you seriously that dumb? These were your first posts where you displayed your only talent of blatant, unintelligent & shameless lies!
Now, go ahead and apologize to Nairaland for telling this shameless & disgraceful lie, so we could move on with our discussion!
Cheers, Mor0n!

A typical case of grasping straws. I ask a question and you quote my posts. Mumu, is that what you were asked to do? You now see why you were a flunky in school? Why are you so desperate to dodge the question? Bros, IT WILL NOT WORK O . And stop waiting for an apology from me; you will NOT get one.

Now stop being a little prick and answer the question and stop wasting my precious time, boy. I expect your answer immediately after my lunch. Cluck cluck fvcktard.

Moukandjo:
Firstly, imbec1le, apologize to Nairaland PROPERLY for starting your unintelligent rants on this thread with DISGRACEFUL & SHAMELESS lies that Ebelemi left a GDP growth of 5.9% in 2015 instead of the actual figure of 2.35%, & we'll take it off from there! One after the other, Idi0t! You don't expect us to move on from such shameless & disgraceful lies just like that!
Cheers, Mor0n!

Don't change focus bros. I asked the questions first. The onus is on you to answer them. And you'll wait till hell freezes over before I apologize to a tw@t like you or Nairaland. Now:

stop being a CHICKEN

Stop blabbing

Answer the question.

It shouldn't be that hard, fvcktard. So once again: Get.To.Work.Chicken

Moukandjo:
Shameless, stvpid, unintelligent lying Mor0n! At least, the goat has agreed that it is a shameless liar! The Idi0t initially thought he could just come here & drop lies for figures & think we're all Mor0ns like you Jonathan sycophants who don't know facts. Don't runaway from tendering an apology for shamelessly lying that Ebelemi left a GDP growth of 5.9% in 2015 as against the truth of 2.35% from the 7.68% he met it. Then, I'll glady make you look stvpider than you already are by answering the unintelligent question! Remember you began your comments on this thread with that disgraceful lie before you went ahead to ask some mor0nic questions! Be a good boy! It's not so hard to say sorry to Nairaland na!
Cheers, mor0n!

You'll gladly make me look "stvpider"...... yet you still can't answer a simple question. Now ain't that a tell tale sign of a CHICKEN . Bros, you are still blabbing o. Answer the question & make me look " stvpider"....I dare you .

So, get to work. Your N30k depends on it, bumwipe . Cluck cluck.

Say WHAT! Osibanjo, fear God o!

Moukandjo:
Idi0t, I will come down to your level & answer the so-called mor0nic question. But first, apologize for BLATANTLY, SHAMELESSLY AND DISGRACEFULLY LYING that Ebelemi left a GDP growth of 5.8% in 2015 instead of the abysmal 2.35% from the 7.68% he met it! You don't expect us to move past such shameful lies just like that na because it's a key part to whatever answer I'm going to be dishing out to you Mor0n! Be a good boy!

Ah! Cluck cluck Chicken, good morning fvcktard . Let's see....you still havent answered my question, but you expect me to apologize....yeah, that will happen when pigs start to fly. I can see you're still agitated though. What's wrong? Is your data budget from your monthly N30k BMC stipend running low? Speaking of level, actually it's been the other way round since zombies & vermin like you have been pathological liars, and ive had to spend my time with tw@ts & airheads like you. Trust me though its been fun getting you riled up .

Now, duty calls. My question still remains unanswered. So when you've grown a pair, feel free to do the needful. Till then adios Bi%&c.

Cluck cluck

Moukandjo:
The Idi0t is scared of answering the extremely simple questions so it doesn't look stvpider than it already does! Your previous comments already show you're very mor0nic & unintelligent, so you shouldn't be scared. You can't possibly go lower than where you already are!
You have already agreed that you told A BIG FAT LIE about Ebelemi leaving a relatively healthy GDP growth of 5.8% in 2015 when he actually plunged it to 2.35% from the 7.68% he met it! So what sense does your so-called 4th question make when he obviously handed over a dead economy? You see why I call you a big mor0n? You should instead be apologizing to Nairaland for telling such a terrible lie that you Jonathan sycophants are used to!

Aaaaand we're back to square one. But hold on, did you just insinuate that GEJ handed over a failed economy to PMB? So the recession began under GEJ's watch, not Buhari's?? Wow....bros, you're a terrible liar. A terrible one though. Hey, maybe GEJ's responsible for PMB's gross incompetence and your stvpidity. Keep having a hard on for the man.

Anyway, you still haven't answered my question. Still to chicken to do so. Maybe I'll leave that as an assignment for you for the night. I expect to see your answer first thing 2morrow morning. Failure to do so or another off-focus rant will be construed as your inability to provide one, no thanks to the poor performance of your lord St. Buhari of Daura and his inability beat GEJ's performance as President despite all the propaganda.

So cluck cluck chicken, get to work. Make me look "stvpider".

Moukandjo:
Idi0t, so you can't read! Can't you see that I already answered your mor0nic question in my last post? Now, let me repeat it: The answer to the unintelligent questions are Yes/True/Correct/Affirmative! Are you satisfied now? Or is there any other way you want me to answer before you proceed to answer my own follow up questions?
So please, answer the follow up questions in my last comment! And once again, pls try to be less mor0nic than you already are as you answer! Thanks!

Wow, someone's about to blow a gasket . Relax f#*l. Actually Mr. Chicken, you've not answered jackshyte. I believe there were four questions in my post, and you just gave a simple "yes". Yes to what?

You know what fvcktard, let's make this easy for you simple-minded dolt. I'll assume your answer was meant for the 1st three questions as they were questions that required a simple YES/NO ( ada boy!). BUT there's the 4th and last question there, and you didn't answer it. It's quoted below:

So please tell me, what has that incompetent buffoon called Buhari done to supersede the economic achievements of GEJ and his all star team? That's why I keep saying that you zombies need brains to enable you think for yourselves

Please not that a simple "YES/NO" won't do at all. If you think so, then it probably explains your multiple WAEC/GCE resits. While you're at it, please do feel free to back up your points (if at all there are any) with proof.

Now that shouldn't be that hard for you, Mr. A$$wipe. Now off you go Cluck cluck. Answer the question.

Moukandjo:
Honestly, I've never seen anything more unintelligent before! Now, mor0n, since you really want me to make you look even stvpider than you already are, the answer to all your questions is Yes!
So Mor0n, pls answer this questions:
1) Was that the economic situation he left behind for Buhari?
2) Since Ebelemi achieved all of these successes, how come he then left the GDP growth at 2.35% from 7.68% that he met it in 2010 (at least, you've stylishly agreed that you LIED about Ebelemi leaving a GDP growth of 5.8% as against the truth of 2.35%)?
Pls try to be a bit less mor0nic while you answer these questions! Thanks!

What is wrong with this demented tw@t?? Answer simple questions yet you're busy trying to dodge & change the focus of the discussion. Haba!! Fart-4-brains, i still await your answers to my questions. Are they so hard to answer? Or are you still too CHICKEN without balls to answer them? Dude i can do this all day.

So, cluck cluck fvctard, what's it gonna be?

Moukandjo:
You're really a Mor0n! You were even stvpid enough to still affirm oil prices as the reason for him plunging the GDP from 7.68% to 2.35%, which also means oil price was the reason for whatever increase in GDP you saw during his regime. So if your idi0tic self considers oil prices as an excuse for your lord & personal saviour, Ebelemi Jonathan, why shouldn't the same excuse fly for Buhari? Did/Has oil price risen majestically back to what it was during the oil boom era in Ebelemi Jonathan's regime? You see why I call you Jonathan sycophants big mor0ns!

Aaand the bleat goes on. Oi fvckface, answer the damn questions na! Make me look "stvpid". Jeez.....you're still too chicken to answer my questions. Cluck cluck

hopily:
Which organisation is saddled with the responsibility of Manning our educational institutions like chibok school and dapchi school and with the rate of cultism in our higher institutions and even secondary schools don't you think that we need educational security too?

Leave that to the NSCDC.

PDP please dont do that.

Moukandjo:
You're the dumb Idi0t who's scared to handle the truth na! I've given you real facts on how your hero, Ebelemi Jonathan, plunged your GDP & you can't respond appropriately. Well, now that you've stylishly accepted that Ebelemi plunged our GDP growth from 7.68% to 2.36%, as against your lies of leaving it at 5.8%, what was the dumb question you asked again so I could make you look stvpider than you already do?

Really? GEJ plunged our GDP growth rate? And it had nothing to do with the fact that oil price had crashed at the time? At least he achieved a high GDP growth rate compared to his predecessors and bumbling successor. And claiming that I couldn't respond appropriately is simply laughable, especially when YOU, dum dum, were busy bleating and beating around the bush like a demented he-goat as you attempted to dodge my questions multiple times.
Anyway turdhead, since you're so lazy to get the question, I'll help. Here's the "dumb":

Is that so? Please do tell, Mr "Truth teller", at what rate did the Nigerian economy grow under GEJ? Are you aware of the following:

1) that at a time Nigeria was among the fastest growing economies in the world under GEJ watch?

2) that Nigeria overtook South Africa as Africa's LARGEST ECONOMY under GEJ's watch?

3) that Nigeria was listed among the MINT nations (MEXICO, INDONESIA, NIGERIA, TURKEY), again under GEJ's watch?

So please tell me, what has that incompetent buffoon called Buhari done to supersede the economic achievements of GEJ and his all star team? That's why I keep saying that you zombies need brains to enable you think for yourselves.

So go ahead fvctard, make me look " stvpider". Answer the questions.

slowpoke.

Moukandjo:
Mor0nic illiterate, you answered no questions! There's nothing in your link to show that the GDP growth at anytime in 2015 was 5.7%; we aren't all mor0ns like you, you know! It's either you're an unintelligent liar or simply an idi0tic illiterate that can't read! I dare you & any of your fellow mor0nic Jonathan sycophants to show us just one link or chart that indicates a GDP growth of up to 4% in 2015!
Since you're too unintelligent to use the internet, I'll help you mor0n!
Now here's a link to Q2 2015 GDP growth which is 2.35% as against your lies of 5.8%

https://www.proshareng.com/news/Nigeria%20Economy/Nigeria-s-GDP-Records-2.35%20Percent-Growth-in-Q2-15%3B-1.61%20Percent-Lower-Than-Q1-15-Growth-Rate-Proshare/28392

Now show me a link like this that'll clearly back up your figures!

Yay! Good for you, dimwit! Now that you're done with your bleating, will you please stop beating by the bush and answer the damn questions. Or are you stidaytoo CHICKEN to handle the truth? Fvcktard we can do this all day. So Mr. "Intelligent" Zombie, grow a pair and answer my questions. Simple.

disloman:
Trash

Truth hurts, huh?

Dimwit zombie.

Moukandjo:
You're truly a mor0n like your fellow Jonathan sycophants! How can you call people zombies when your likes are stvpid enough to believe the lie that your hero left a GDP growth of 5.7% when he actually left it well below 3% after meeting it at 7.68%? If you're this mor0nic that you can't even confirm simple facts on the internet THAT YOU'RE ON RIGHT NOW & still believe lies, what other sensible thing will I have to discuss with you mor0n?
Cheers!

Once again, answer my questions. Is that so hard for you to understand, dimwit? You asked a question, I answered it with a link to back up my answer. However you're yet to answer mine? What's wrong? Too chicken to answer them cos you're scared of the truth that your St. Buhari has been an incompetent waste of space? You're probably right though, you have nothing to discuss with me, cos you DONT KNOW JACK SHYTE. Yours is just a head filled with FARTS. But don't stylishly run away. Go on turd head, answer the questions, fvcktard.

kenodrill:
Nigeria's anti-corruption war is doom to crumble should magu seize been the head of the EFCC.only the corrupt don't like this man!

Magu is still the EFCC chief, yet Nigeria has backslided in the TI- CPI. So what are you talking about?