₦airaland Forum

At least a red note isnt as annoying as before. I go still get rest of mind say an double zero digits you carry. No be that useless old red note wey no fit even buy bitter kola again!

these are the old note with 'filtered' pictures.

ibo women & wickedness are 5 & 6. It's why I thought most women with beards were wicked, and I had a lot of aunties with beards!

saw it coming right from the release of the album shortly after his grammy win. we knew he'd be nominated again, especially after the way 'last last' made waves..congrats to him from a wizkid fan

That bishop of Coventry sure needs a renaming ceremony for all cocksworth!

real sad, most of these exchanges start out looking all great. no one can tell d future indeed.

Ausval:
I cannot be able to type so much

But i believe there are well meaning members of this platform who can really analyze this in a more matured way

You paid upfront for those items , your money was with me over one month before i sent you those items, i didn't run with the money and you come here and called me a scammer

Wow i honestly cant believe you can be this

I told you that the ps4 hasn't been in use for almost a year and when you came with complains on the condition of the ps4 i did not argue or contest anything in my words i told you because it hasnt been used in almost a year i cant argue on the condition


I did not even advertise the stab, you basically begged me for it and you saw a video of it in active use ( I sold at a considerably low price because of the relationship i taught we had as at that time)

I have never be rude and said anything unrealistic to you when you came with your complaint

I did not jakpa ..i have business running here

I only asked for you to be patient and wait until when i am around and the best you could do was to come here and try to ruin my reputation

Honestly bro you surprised me

Despite all your unruly behaviour towards me yesterday, i was still standing on my promise of giving you a refund and you came here to be saying all this

refund him! i hate scammers! all u said don't prove shit. imagine scamming someone and you intend to run a 'business' it will fail & falter. u turn a good thread like this into a scam page, how dare you? refund him & stop giving Nigeria a bad name mofo!

maasoap:
Yen yen yen, you just called Nigeria a godforsaken country because naira gained value against dollar. You're one of what is wrong with this country

Again, STFU!

MITCHELL96:
And I can draw as well and I'm here wasting my time.

I just need the kind of passion I have for football to hit me to start drawing again

I can draw but the passion isn't really there like before.

This is me trying to draw Ronaldo on the 4th of May and since then I haven't completed it, lol

u dey dull urself big time o. sketch more. it don't have to be perfect. just do it, like Nike!

maasoap:
Godforsaken country, really? But it is people like you made it "godforsaken" country through your non patriotic actions. Why hoarding dollars and expecting naira to crash so that you can make profit? I think naira gaining value against dollar should be a thing of joy to Nigerians? Shocking!

STFU! that I received an inflow and converted it means I 'hoarded' the greenback. Sometimes, try to think before you spilll the stinky content of your kom-kom head

had the funniest experience ystdy at eko hotel. because my office is close by, I visited the BDC guys @ 2pm and negotiated for N770, they refused and offered to buy @N720. By 5pm after I closed from work, visited them again and they informed me the rate had dropped offering me N690. Told them i'd keep my greenback till it appreciated cos e pain me say dem dey use me shine! grin
Today, they offered N650. Guess what? i told them to bring it! cheesy U pipu wee nor kill me in this godforsaken country! cry

had the funniest experience ystdy at eko hotel. because my office is close by, I visited the BDC guys @ 2pm and negotiated for N770, they refused and offered to buy @N720. By 5pm after I closed from work, visited them again and they informed me the rate had dropped offering me N690. Told them i'd keep my greenback till it appreciated cos e pain me say dem dey use me shine!
Today, they offered N650. Guess what? i told them to bring it! U pipu wee nor kill me in this godforsaken country!

How about we talk abt suicide-prone riders? The DSS lady that jumped off the 3mb bridge @ 3am this morning after having an argument on the phone with her fiance comes to mind. I don't stop for riders who ask me to stop on that bridge even to pee! i no fit answer case abeg!

I greet you sir, the thickness of the roofing sheets (0.45 or 0.55mm) does it affect durability? I know weathering can affect roofing in a long time but will thicker sheets outlast thinner ones? A silent observer since inception. I never build house but soon, I have made referrals without your knowledge sir because I believe I will patronize personally soon..

chanx:
Remaining just few.

NEC projectors.
Selling cheap
price...35k(negotiable)
Location Ikeja, Lagos
080..31504384

Can this be way billed to PortHacourt and Aba as well as used by churches?

chanx:
Remaining just few.

NEC projectors.
Selling cheap
price...35k(negotiable)
Location Ikeja, Lagos
080..31504384

Can this be way billed to PortHacourt and Aba as well as used by churches?

Thank God for you dodged a bullet bro!

Balistic4:
I don't understand those guys above. If 2005 toyota corolla cost over 3.4m, I don't see why 2008 civic shouldn't cost even more. I will take the above ride over a 2008 toyota corolla that costs even more

Those are quoted prices on Jiji oga, you cannot compare them to the realistic price. nd whatever makes you think an '03 toyota product isn't in high demand than an 08-10' honda product?

walk away. it has gone sour already, never cry over spilt milk unnecessarily. Continue with the girls you see but keep the other as a good friend for snacks later Any other thing apart from this will lead to unshakeable, premium, salted tears

Zoharariel:
Please? What do you mean by Please? You’re now resorting to begging us when the handwriting on the wall is now very bold for you & your foolish, uncouth & indecorous people to see?

I thought your people were huffing & puffing that Pandora Obituary will be Nigeria’s next President at all cost with or without our votes & support?

And what do you mean by without tribalism & nepotism? Which cursed ethnicity planted & watered the seed of tribalism & hatred (that have now germinated & grown in the hearts of everybody) in Nigeria if not your stupid & hate-filled people?

I thought you said it is the turn of the South East to produce President and nobody can stop you?

Nooooo! It will be the turn of the South East when WE THE YORUBAS AND THE HAUSA/FULANIS AND THE NIGER DELTA agree that it is the turn of you belligerent & criminally-minded lots.

But unfortunately for you, since it was your power-hungry ancestors (Kaduna Nzeogu & Co) that aborted & terminated our Glorious Democracy at its infancy, thereby plunging us into poverty, backwardness & oppression - and even going the extra-mile, out of greed & lack of foresight, to REMOVE THE SECESSION CLAUSE that would have helped everybody from the constitution.

Now, the turn of you cannibalistic, incestuous & Cocaine-Trafficking people to rule Nigeria will be when this world ends, and another one begins and end in the year 3033.

Stop campaigning for Pandora Obituary because a vote for him automatically translates into a vote for BIAFLA.

Pandora Obituary should first go and rescue Anambra and the South-Eastern States from the menace of UGM & iPOB before coming to rescue Nigeria.

Besides, the bastard already said he will pamper & negotiate with his terrorists. You want me and my people to vote for a Terrorist sympathizer? No way!

I know some of you mentally-impaired & deranged nonentities will still quote me and asking me their usual stupid question, which is:

If you know you do not love or want us, why don’t you give us our BIAFLA?

Nooooo! We will not give you BIAFLA because after your people r-aped & tarnished the image & reputation of Nigeria for over 4 decades home & abroad - you now want to turn around, jump ship, and looking for a shortcut to get a fresh start? Not possible.

On a second thought, as a merciful king and the spokesperson of the Gods, if you can summon & assemble your people to vacate from all the 5 Geo-Political zones outside your South East and return back to your landlocked & erosion-ravaged villages; then I might be able to persuade my people and the powers that be - to grant you your BIAFLA. I am not joking.

Lastly, permit me to end my beautiful write-up with my most favorite quote:

A bastard child that says his mother will not sleep; it is Omorogun (turning stick) and Omori Odo (Pestle) that we will collectively use to destabilize, panelbeat & dismantle his coconut head each time he tries to take a nap.

Good day!

Tell me you are pained at the dexterity of this ethnic group then I'd understand that the acid flowing from your infant suckle has polarized your senses. Why do you want them to return to their land-locked abode and claim not to give them the liberty of secession? It is clear you are of the very hem that has beset and so wrongfully marginalised that tribe but ye, woe unto thee, a time comes when even the wicked will not sleep.

they shd fix all d roads around dt place instead of hastily celebrating incompetence

since 1998 una still dey sell this car 1m? una no dey tire for inflation?

Abiodun Dabiri? No be that useless diplomat husband be dt?

Echoban:
U Igbo should understand human relations by now, ur business can't thrive wen u are a threat to ur host. Politically an average lagosians is not happy with an average Igbo, only u LL call their land no man's land, only u will threaten their ruling ever working party, only u will hate their Political lived leaders in d likes of Tinubu and co, u all get trigger happy in his travails.

And u want peaceful cohexistence?? Can a man sit on a fire and his buttocks not get burnt?? Technically uve created room for anarchy, boys are just looking for any avenue to vent their anger on any Igbo, coming to later cry online as if u don't know the reality bon ground is hypocrisy. Admit it that u guys are Political threat to the host state, so u should also expect the worst.. Action and reaction.


I know u will ask me if u don't have the right to vote ur choice.. let's do as if we don't know Whatsup. I'm Yoruba but stays in South South, u LL never see me antagonize their Political charade, good or bad I'm here to do business, I just go out to vote the state generally accepted candidate, nothing concern me and I can tell u for fun I've been enjoying my peace here.


Only u against hausa, against Yoruba. That should tell u something is wrong somewhere. The Constitution that grant u freedom of right is the same condition that can be re interpreted against you. Now that state govt has closed the market, everybody don rest. They can decide to relocate occupancy using d same constituion. Well, let's keep on watching hypocritically now.

Again, I do not belong to your tribal sentiment group or whatever you may call yourselves. For you to even mention that people shd not be critical of their government reeks of so much mistrust and low-mindedness. Why shouldn't they express displeasure at incessant bills or unnecessary levying? The Yorubas amongst them or the other tribes (so I don't get to sound as tribalistic as you) would not benefit from the protests? who even told you there aren't other member tribes involved? It is clearly a trader's displeasure, bringing tribe into it is simply unnecessary and shallow-minded. If you live in the south-south and cannot criticize the governing policies of the south south as someone living there then are you being politically active? should you complain when policies that are anti-people are raised? but no, I guess you would not know this because of your shallow thoughts. All I see is someone who is angry at the world and himself and for all I care, you can just exit and save us the trouble of one more idiot existing in our midst.

i am a fan of intellect. i might be too drained having to lower my IQ in the name of love...!

AyePappy:
OSU I am 110% for Nigeria's total dissolution and I see you igbos as the architects of modern day failed Nigeria.

So unlike your fake Afro Zionist Biafra movement, I am more of a nationalist than the Judas goats hired to indoctrinate you fools into Zionism under the guise of a dead and buried fake Biafra Igbo expansionist project.

Igbo are the cause of all of Nigeria's past , present and future problems so it gkadens me to hear yorubas whipping your ass and Hausa raping your women.

Now GTFO my mentions.

Well, I can understand you have no love in you. you want the country divided into different parts because of your selfish reasons. m not ibo and I am not partisan. you think if the ibos are raped and killed your tribe wont be next? ur more of a fool than the sitting president.

i won't support wike on this one. Ikpeazu is my governor and has done next to nothing for my state. Wike has commissioned projects in his state in greater magnitudes. i shd even feel insulted inviting me to commission a project as little as this. Ikpeazu will commission transformer as if it is one better development or sth of great magnitude to do. they stopped the loans from getting into the hands of a man who cares more for his own interests than the interests of the people of Abia state and for that, I am glad. Man has robbed us of our rights as a people. All these leaders deserve to perish honestly.

AyePappy:
Which freedom?

Dem drag you from your village to mount shop in Lagos?

Go back to your yeast already .

You cant be sounding this tribalistic and be expecting a better nigeria, except you were born by demons. i don't see why we cant respect each other and look at things constructively without resorting to hate or abusive comments. its so sad the love we were raised with is thrown to the gutters these days. you think you'd be anywhere if they use that same hand you used to treat others to treat you? styms think bfr u talk n stop disappointing ur ancestors