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Romance › Re: How A Call From A Stranger Saved My Whole Life. True Life Story. by Offpoint1: 10:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
Devineee:
sickness depression poverty and lack of job
Are you really poor?
Are you really sick?
Are you really depress?

Ask yourself these questions...

Believe you me, we don't REALLY go through or experience all these things in the real sense... It's all perception, it's all in our minds and we've let them control the REAL person in us.

The day you take control of your mind, believe you me... you'll realize all those things are self-inflicted.
Romance › Re: Do Muslims Hausa Girls Do Christian Guys? by Offpoint1: 10:22pm On Sep 02, 2022
You can date but forget about anything marriage... No hausa parent will approve their daughter (s) to marry an infidel.
Romance › Re: How A Call From A Stranger Saved My Whole Life. True Life Story. by Offpoint1: 10:12pm On Sep 02, 2022
What exactly do you want or are you going through?

We all have that book of afflictions, some of us just choose to flip pages.

Always remember to say "What will be will be"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My First Time Attending A Job Interview.. they shouldn't bother employing me. by Offpoint1: 10:10pm On Sep 02, 2022
mespusinglez:
NASO DURING ASUU STRIKE I NO GO HOUSE I STAY FOR SCHOOL...I STAY FOR GOOD 3 MONTHS WITHOUT GOING HOME, SO EARLY APRIL AS BROKENESS CON DEY CATCH ME I SAY MAKE I FIND SMALL WORK COX I NO WAN GO HOUSE...I SAW VACANCY ADVERT, I COPY NUMBER...CALL, DEM SAY THEY WILL GET BACK TO ME, 1 WEEK LATER DEM TEXT ME SAY MAKE I COME INTERVIEW...I DRESS UP GO SALOON, TOLD THE BABES DO FLEX MY HAIR FOR ME I GET BETTER APPOINTMENT...SO I REACH THE PLACE, SAW 4 PEOPLE ALSO WAITING FOR THE INTERVIEW...AS E REACH MY TURN...NA ONE SMALL BOY ABI I SENIOR AM SEF, HE ASK MY NAME I TELL AM, HE CON ASK ONE STUPID QUESTION SAYING "WHERE DO I SEE MYSELF IN 5 YEARS TIME".... I LOOK AM WITH VEX, FOR MY MIND I SAID WHO GO EVEN WORK WITH WUNNA REACH 1YR SEF...THE INTERVIEW COM BE LIKE SAY HIM WAN DEY BRAG...SOMEBODY WEY THE SHOE WEY I WEAR GO BUY HIM DRESS FROM HEAD TO TOE TWICE*

I VEX TELL AM SAY MAKE HIM ROUND UP...HIM CON ASK WHERE I WAN GO I SAY PERSON DEY WAIT FOR ME...I ANGRILY LEFT REGREASTING THE MONEY I WASTE IN DOING MY HAIR AND MY TRANSPORT TO THE VENUE...THE NEXT DAY I GOT A TEXT SAYING CONGRAT THA I SHOULD RESUME NEXTWEEK WITH A SALARY OF 25K...I CALCULATE AM 8K WILL GO FOT TRANSPORT MONTHL....I NO FIT...THAT EVENING DAD CALLED AND SAID "WON'T YOU COME HOME AND HELP WITH SOME STUFFS" AND I REPLIED I'LL BE COMING NEXT WEEK

THEY KEEP CALLING ASKING WHY I NO SHOW FOR THE WORK...I SAY EMERGENCY SUP.

NB: THEY WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN ME THE JOB IG THEY KNEW I WAS STILL A STUDENT
Stop typing in all caps, that sh+t is rude and annoying... It's even against Nl rules.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Share Any Picture That You Like Here by Offpoint1: 9:36pm On Sep 02, 2022
Let your imagination run wild

Politics › Re: Peter Obi: I Pray Daily That I Don't Disappiont Nigerians Who Have Faith In Me by Offpoint1:
Good prayer point... We look forward to you converting ir to "Work-Point"
Politics › Re: Thousands Of PDP Members Join APC In Rivers by Offpoint1: 4:47pm On Sep 02, 2022
LP will be their last Bus-stop....

Join the 2 money team, when you're done milking them you join the No-Shi-Shi team and cast your vote..... Win-Win for you.
Crime › Re: Emotional Moment Daughter Meets Her Mum Who Was Flogged And Branded A Witch by Offpoint1: 4:46pm On Sep 02, 2022
danjumaisah:
I don't support molestation, however, witchcraft is real irrespective of civilization.
Dumb statement.... Superman is real too.
Music/Radio › Re: The Lyrics Of This Popular Song From The 90s Will Melt Your Heart (Video) by Offpoint1: 4:23pm On Sep 02, 2022
Vawulence filled breakfast grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Self-employed Vs Employee, Which Is Best? by Offpoint1: 2:31pm On Sep 02, 2022
iCauseTrouble:
Entrepreneurship is not as easy as people paint it. Any small mistake or miscalculation, your back is already on the ground and you may not be able to come back.
If you have a well paying job, stick to it and use your spare time to build your business. After the business is sustainable, you can resign from your job and build your business more.
Simple question you dey go back and forth.
Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Celebrates His 56th Birthday (Photos) by Offpoint1:
Regardless of my political affiliation, I wish him happy belated birthday... May God/Universe keep him alive to witness and enjoy the tenure of Peter Obi.
Pets › Re: Hero Saves Drowning Dog Only To Be Immediately Bitten By The Dog (pictures) by Offpoint1: 2:22pm On Sep 02, 2022
That's why the only place a dog is my friend is in the hot pot pepper-soup with nice bottle of kai-kai
Family › Re: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by Offpoint1: 11:07am On Sep 02, 2022
My condolences
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A Cd Case Design I Made For A Musician Using Corel Draw & Photopaint by Offpoint1: 9:25pm On Sep 01, 2022
Smiling at this thread, damn old men!

charlisco you still active man!! Damn
Politics › Re: Wike Blasts PDP Chairman, Iyorchia Ayu, For Arrogance, Ingratitude by Offpoint1: 3:43pm On Sep 01, 2022
wink
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Ngos Job Adverts" Na Wash " by Offpoint1: 12:51pm On Sep 01, 2022
cheesy
Romance › Re: Is Masturbation Really Bad? by Offpoint1: 7:35am On Sep 01, 2022
Typing...
Sports › Re: Can this £475m Man United Line-up Lead Erik Ten Hag To EPL Success? by Offpoint1: 9:59pm On Aug 30, 2022
grin
Food › Re: This Fried Rice Doesn't Go Bad Quickly - See The Secret (Photos, Video) by Offpoint1: 8:49pm On Aug 30, 2022
I'm disappointed
Food › Re: I Bought This Banana For N200, Was I Cheated? by Offpoint1: 8:09pm On Aug 30, 2022
Species of banana I hate the most
Agriculture › Re: A Beekeeper's Trip To Okaka, Oyo State by Offpoint1: 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2022
I quit this job the day one overzealous bee stung me at the tip of my dîck, I wouldn't want to go into details.... I ended up with a dîck the size of yam tuber.
Family › Re: Is It A Crime To Admit That Your Spouse Is Older Than You? (my Story) by Offpoint1: 7:04pm On Aug 30, 2022
VlamesIffect:
grin grin grin why you sef no lock up...you dey talk too much....

See ehn I've dated ladies wey i senior...even when they later find out them no believe grin grin all na maturity...babe wey dey look up to me as her elder brother...the respect ehn, even till today....when she found out say she use 3 years senior me.... she was on my laps.....she no fit stand up...but it is what it is.....if you were mature enough i assure you it wouldn't have made a difference.....women love a man that is in control that's all....have money or not be a man & be in control & no dey talk too much.....

As e be now...if i be you i go sit her down talk sense into her head....then leave am no push am....if she no respond take am as loss but learn from am no fvck up next time...
What the hell is "f" doing on your moniker?
Culture › Re: Nigeria Bans Foreign Models & Voice-Over Artists In Advertisements by Offpoint1: 6:56pm On Aug 30, 2022
I don't think I've ever seen any Nigeria company using a white model to advertise to Nigeria market. No advertisement agency will do that.
Celebrities › Re: Ruby Orjiakor Seeks Approval From River Goddess To Shoot A Movie (Video) by Offpoint1: 6:43pm On Aug 30, 2022
What's river goddess? Is it a new fragrance?

Humans like giving non existing "entity" unnecessary attention due to the bullshxt they were fed with by their ancestors and Nollywood.
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by Offpoint1: 6:41pm On Aug 30, 2022
thesicilian:
I doubt he'd understand that reference grin grin grin
Too bad for him then grin
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With 2 Women I Don't Know Which To Pick by Offpoint1:
Ask Tony tetuila, he was once in love with 2 women and don't know which one to choose... He's still alive by now which means he was able to figured out a solution.
Romance › Re: Akwa Ibom Girls And Their Preference For Akwa Ibom Guys Only by Offpoint1: 11:32am On Aug 30, 2022
There's no preference, anybody can fall in love with anybody.

To those commenting up there....
An average yoruba parent don't want their kids near any "Calabar" or "Igbo"
Romance › Re: I Give Out Sure 2 Odds Everyday! by Offpoint1: 9:25am On Aug 30, 2022
Keep getting this heartbreak every weekend grin

I only play on weekends and na 1 game dey always serve me breakfast

Politics › Re: Peter Obi Supporters Wear Pampers, Sing Emilokan To Mock Tinubu (pic, Video) by Offpoint1:
Cypress042:
This niggar is a fool.

Only if he would understand the implication of what he's doing.

Those that took the pictures without blurring his face are the worst sad
Implication my blackass, this child play compare to the mockery and insults you guys dished out to Jonathan, did heaven fall? Was there any implication?
Culture › Re: Why Dead Bodies Are Buried Six Feet Under The Ground by Offpoint1: 8:48am On Aug 30, 2022
Muslim don buried their dead 6ft, I lived close to Islamic cemetery back in the north. There are many occasions where pigs dug out bodies and ate them.
Agriculture › Re: Gardening On My Balcony - Tomatoes, Pepper, Groundnut, Ugu, Snail and Catfish by Offpoint1: 8:36am On Aug 30, 2022
Neduzze5:
Where I go fit see the seed?
Meet those sellers, dem go help you sort out.

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