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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: ** [SOLVED] **MODIFIED: How Do I Fix This Photoshop Cc 2020 Issue? (photo) by Offpoint1:
Casemiro:
I'm using windows 10.

version 10.0


I haven't updated it since 2018.
Then the update should take up to 3GB


Or you can just buy the software and upgrade manually.
Politics › Re: How Ejike Mbaka Disappeared And Reappeared In A Motorcade by Offpoint1: 8:44pm On May 05, 2021
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: ** [SOLVED] **MODIFIED: How Do I Fix This Photoshop Cc 2020 Issue? (photo) by Offpoint1: 8:40pm On May 05, 2021
Casemiro:
Offpoint1 how many mb could it take to update windows 10?


can you help
That's a tricky question.

It depends on how often you've been updating it, if it wasn't frequent... It should be between 1-3gb. if it was frequent, it should be be less than 1gb.

What windows is currently on your PC?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Iniobong Umoren's Murder: Women March To Akwa Ibom Government House by Offpoint1: 4:17pm On May 05, 2021
Sending her killer to prison is an injustice... He should be kill
Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Maybe Pregnant And I'm Thinking Abortion [Updated] by Offpoint1: 11:55am On May 05, 2021
BuharFulani:
Update:

She later called me that she was just playing about the positive. It's actually negative.

That girl sha. Na the second time she de play this kain play.

Thanks to everyone especially at Offpoint1
I knew it wasn't pregnancy from your narrative...

Whichever way, be careful.
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Were Not Created By God For Men - Seun Kuti by Offpoint1: 10:51am On May 05, 2021
What did genesis says? grin

There was nothing like rape in African before the invasion of Western culture and religion.
Travel › Re: My First Flight Experience; I Won’t Lie I Almost Peed! by Offpoint1: 8:16am On May 05, 2021
haywhy3000:
The one I book was abt 38k ABJ - LOS tho it can even be lessser than 30k sef if booked like 3 weeks earlier. I feel the IBOM Air is faster than those Boeing 737
I'm planning on flying from Lagos to Akwa Ibom.
What means of identification is acceptable?
Politics › Re: Buhari Working To Rescue Kidnapped Greenfield University Students – FG by Offpoint1: 6:38am On May 05, 2021
I don't understand how these keep getting away with kidnapping and even getting away with ramson paid in millions.

Are these ramson wired?
Are they given in cash?

If wired, why can they be traced?
If it's in cash, why can they concede a tracking device in these money?


Something ain't just right.
Romance › Re: We've Broken Up, But He Still shows concern. by Offpoint1:
He's planning on a comeback game whereby he'll finally DESTROY the xyz....


It's a trap, better start rejecting them because AWOOF DEY RUM BELLE
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man With Human Head & Hand In Kwara by Offpoint1: 8:53pm On May 04, 2021
I blame Nollyhood for this, how foolish can one be to believe human body parts would convert to money.

The babas doing the "sacrifice" would have all been richer than Bezos if that shit works.

Baba cashing out clean money on their gullibility and foolishness.

At 24 he wants to drive Benz... Pathetic generation.
Politics › Re: WTO: Okonjo-iweala Appoints 2 Women As Deputy DGs For The First Time Ever by Offpoint1: 8:41pm On May 04, 2021
E be like sey future wan take style be female ogrin

Romance › Re: I Think My Girlfriend Maybe Pregnant And I'm Thinking Abortion [Updated] by Offpoint1:
Op, Nigerians are found of judging people for same sins they're committing/guilty of.
Most will condemn and judge you, almost all of 'em aren't virgins.


First you need confirm she's truly pregnant or YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE, cause from the narrative... Something isn't right.
Vomiting isn't the first sign of pregnancy, it should be at least 2 months or 3 before the vomiting part depending on individual.

Op mistakes happens, we are all humans void of perfection.
What lies before you, it's a tough situation that can make or destroy your life/dreams.
From all you've written, you lack what it takes to carter for yourself, take more of a baby.
You're being supported, once they found out about the pregnancy they'll cease all support and your life will move into a new phase.

My advice: To me abortion is the greatest sin, the greatest sin is having a kid you CAN'T raise.
You've read alot of stories here on nairaland, 80% of youths are frustrated, there many in their 20s and 30s who have no directions. Many are responsible for the vices in the society today... Do you know where the problem came from? Lack of parental support and guidance.

You have a dream, but no one to support it because your parents can't barely feed themselves. Many aren't dead because of the fear of suicide and what lies beyond, many are depressed and tired of life itself.

Most of those thugs/prostitute you see on streets today are from parents who lack the financial capability to raised them.

It's better you don't birth them, than birth them without financials... You've added one more problem to the society.


What to do:
Let her parents know she's pregnant, let your Guardians know she's pregnant. Seek their support to raise the baby in their care or to terminate it. Their respond determines if you'll keep it or abort it. Don't let no one force you into marrying anyone.


DON'T go for secret abortion, things can go bad... If your final decision is abortion, seek professional help and don't go for quack docs and MOST importantly both of your parents should be aware.
Health › Re: 8 Lions In Indian Zoo Test Positive For COVID-19 by Offpoint1: 7:08pm On May 04, 2021
iammo:
shocked


Covid 19 is definately a biological weapon designed for population control... Am starting to believe that Nairaland end time pastor


.
We all know it's a biological weapon that accidentally escaped Wuhan lap.
Crime › Re: Three Gays Arrested For Having Sex In Otukpo, Benue State by Offpoint1: 6:59pm On May 04, 2021
My condolences to their Anus.
Travel › Re: My First Flight Experience; I Won’t Lie I Almost Peed! by Offpoint1: 6:54pm On May 04, 2021
haywhy3000:
...It was time for take off, the captain said to us that we will be cruising at about 30,000 ft bla bla bla. Everything don set. we were told we shouldn't close the window during take off, dem off all the lights in prep for take off (I still dont no why). Na there I no say something is about to down.
As the pilot kept taxing the runway, I still dey shake my head, dey hear gbedu. I dey form Big boy.

All of a sudden I noticed say plane noise increase, before I no wetin dey sup, omo d plane dey go up at a very fast rate. Na so I grab my seat. The funniest part be say, the thing kept climbing into the sky e no quick balance. No be small tin ooo
Fast fast I commot earpiece (shebi I no dey hear word). E get won babe wey I dey look beside me, she no even shake, I quickly try to compose as a BIG BOY.

We experienced mild turbulence na em I start to dey shake my legs. I also held on to d seat in front of me. I born again inside the flight make I no lie. Looking thru those windows was scary cos of heights. (na who send me make I pick the seat)

After few mins sha, na so d captain announced we will commence descent. I thank God inside me. That one sef get as e do person for body because e be like say the plane won go fall as e dey come down small small. We sha landed safely for Abuja. Na em I restart my Big Boy.

My coming back to Lagos na em worse pass. IBOM AIR. U can imagine leaving Abuja around 8:22pm (flight delay from 6pm flight) for night and also experiencing heavy turbulence up there. Water comot for my eyes ooo. I no send anybody. I hate heights but Nigeria roads ain't safe no more.

Whether if I won embark on the "journey of no return" to Nigeria. Whether that one go sweet pass this one
How much be Ibom Air? I wan try am too.
Travel › Re: My First Flight Experience; I Won’t Lie I Almost Peed! by Offpoint1: 6:45pm On May 04, 2021
donproject2:
890km be like person dey go heaven...imagine trying that on land
Lolgrin don't imagine it bro... You go pass your village you no go knowgrin
Romance › Re: My Friend Is Blinded By Money And Gadgets In Her Relationship. by Offpoint1: 6:14pm On May 04, 2021
Beckysexy:
@OP, can you connect me with the guy ? huh
I need to help them and settle this fight.
I'm here dear
TV/Movies › Re: Has Laycon Broken The Jinx Of Bbnaija Artists Not "Blowing" With His New Album? by Offpoint1:
Unlike one guy wey go studio go dey shout "Warri, warri, warri, warri" till money finish...

Laycon had talent before the show, the fame only help to boost him.... while the WARRI, WARRI never had no talent, but thinks fame will make us buy crap....
Health › Re: Can A Delayed Ejaculation Actually Father A Child? by Offpoint1: 1:28pm On May 04, 2021
falcon01:
What are we tackling now? the fact that you dont Ejaculate quickly or you wanna Know if you could give birth? well it depends on your sperm count if it reaches the number enough to fertilise an egg then you are good to go and about the delayed ejaculation if you do masturbate reduce it and if you dont, try other things sha maybe like kinks and your fetish. Don't depend on the traditional lye down and gba gba gba gba way just find what Gives you a powerful sensation and go with it.
Person quick cum una sey na masturbation, person no still fit quick cum una still talk sey na masturbation....


On behalf of All Masturbators in the world, I protest to this comment....... grin We will not GREE
Health › Re: Can A Delayed Ejaculation Actually Father A Child? by Offpoint1: 1:25pm On May 04, 2021
Mainlymanof:
Please come to my rescue, I am dying with depression. How can I be happy ? I'm not enjoying my sexual life. People say it is an advantage that I have delayed ejaculation condition. That so many older ladies love long lasting men on bed. Yes it's true but at my age I am not up to the level to mate with older ladies that do really love delayed ajaculation. At my age some of my age mate opposite sex can't be able to take pe.n.is not to talk more of long lasting sex . No matter the time we trust I will not cum, until I will get tired. And can't even thrust again. How can I father a child when I can't pur sperm inside my wife. How will she be able to get pregnant na. It is so painful . Help me out please. I need your advice now pls

Updated
you're a BLESSETH child grin you should be thankful
Culture › Re: "Village People" Fact Or Myth? by Offpoint1: 1:14pm On May 04, 2021
The only way to find is by executing the plans you had already. Throw your party and do all you want to do, then sit back and relax let's see if anything/changes happens within 3 months time.


2face talk sey "Oya come make we go Make we go to all the places wey we talk say we go like to go before Make we go make we see wetin dem dey do for their Make we feel am make we check am If na two head them dey use we go know But na after how we go

We go know o

Wether na true talk Wether na lie them dey blow Oya come make we go oh"
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Type Fast For This Job? Please Help! by Offpoint1:
No one is good enough... It's better you type slow with error free, than FLASH with thousands of errors.


Typing fast requires years of practice, not 48 hours.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Arrested At Borno Motor Park With 2,000 Rounds Of Ammunition by Offpoint1: 12:53pm On May 04, 2021
Greed, same arm that will be used to kill him.... very foolish human being
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Can A Staff Of FCTA Be Transfered To Federal Ministry? by Offpoint1: 9:24am On May 04, 2021
Bena
Crime › Re: Missing Child: Boluwatife Adegoke Has Been Found by Offpoint1: 7:50am On May 04, 2021
Good News
Career › Re: Moving To Lagos From Kogi For Greener Pastures by Offpoint1: 7:40am On May 04, 2021
Bigshoe2028:
Once it still nigeria bro there is nothing like green talkless of pasture

Stay ur state ,

I remember that year I was begging my uncle for me to come to this place in Lagos

But now to go Lagos no dey my agenda again na abuja I dey plan coz I heard Lagos traffic is the worst in nigeria
Not the worst in Nigeria, but Africa.

I closed from work 5pm daily and I get home by 9pm or sometimes 10:30 for a journey that shouldn't take more than 35 minutes
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Knows About Early Global Resources Ltd, Lagos by Offpoint1:
Last last na virtual interview we go adopt last grin
Politics › Re: Why Do Nigerians Think You Must Pay Big For 24hrs Electricity by Offpoint1: 10:30pm On May 03, 2021
Typing
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice Adds Youtube To Its Dstv Explora Ultra by Offpoint1: 7:56pm On May 03, 2021
Biafranboys:
Only in Nigeria do people still watch dstv hanging the dish outside your home is a sign of bigmanizim in Nigeria. Lol

In the developed world now people use TV box or other online platforms eg, Netflix and the rest

Nigerians una must get sense by force start asking questions and start demanding answers

After 60yrs no cheap WiFi Internet

Airtel and mtn still they use una play ping pong

Why do you think when Nigerians go abroad they always refuse to return, abroad life sweet because you have basic amenities
Cheap wifi, is internet cheap in abroad?
Crime › Re: Boko Haram Invades Four Bauchi LGAs by Offpoint1: 4:38pm On May 03, 2021
Like play like play they'll take over the entire North....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Interview: Is This The Best Response To "Why Should We Hire You"? by Offpoint1: 1:51pm On May 03, 2021
DSC7:
So why are you here?...
I take God beg you, don't ask that again. Next question

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Interview: Is This The Best Response To "Why Should We Hire You"? by Offpoint1:
Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Me: Why you should hire me like how? I don't understand... Nobi una placed vacancy ad? Like una never know the reason to hire person, why the ads then? No vex me o, ask me another question.

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