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Thanks to ThatWasEpic YouTube channel... I can approach even a mad woman now.

That's why I only have 10 friends on Facebook and everything is private... You can't even search me on Facebook.

Take your time bro, it's not easy to come up with a make up story, so let me sit up and expect it.

Heineken:
boss I don't have o. Thank you sir. Can't I use my phone?

Yeah, but you'll need PC for practice.


Leave me a message on the number on my signature, will reply whenever I'm up to reply messages.

SeaTrade:
Me too,especially tom and jerry.
Sometimes "the replacements" and some other lovely cartoons haha and I burst out laughing loud most times.
Sometimes my woman use to tease me and say should I put cartoon network for you?

Boss cartoons are the best movies to watch, I can't get enough of it.

sisisioge:
1. I laugh too much even in some serious situations
2. I have full blown gist with myself
3. I become almost teary when hungry
4. I eat while walking on the street- finger foods, suya, boli, corn, Ankara, sugar cain, yoghurt etc
5. Buying a new shoe, cloth, etc still excite me. I want to try it on immediately.
6. Whenever I'm at home with my sis, I always expect her to buy something for me when returning from any outing.


May God help me o

May God honestly help you

Heineken:
thank you sir for this. Blessings sir.

If you have PC, I can give you access to my professional courses online for FREE.

Heineken:
lol boss.. I try my best to just manage it anyhow though debts dey o. I don't buy cloths anymore.. With my special that same palm slipper.

Bro, I can't imagine...

Abeg try learn some digital skill...

Look into this area
Programming: thought this might take time before you start making money, but believe me it's worth it.

Graphics design: between 3 months you can start making something out of this

Ui/Ux Design

Digital marketing: if you dedicate time to this you can start making something within a month or 2...


Just learn something bro that job won't take you nowhere o, before you know it 30 don knock at your door.

Heineken:
bro we in the same shoe. Mine is 10k salary. I pity myself

LOL, like you mean N10, 000? A whole month? In this present Nigeria? Bro how do you survive?
10k no last me max of 2 days o

Arewa1stSon:
Interesting! Nothing concern me concern ipob terrorist!!

If them like make them give them grants and issue them citizenship!!

Igbos supported and fund Nnamdi KANU regardless of the fact that he destroying lives and properties!!

Some Yorubas Supported Sunday igboho and defended him regardless of the fact that he ignited a crisis that cost lives and properties!!

Now you are asking me not to support pantami? Pantami is going no where!


WHO ARE THESE SAINTS IN OUR POLITICAL SPACE?
Most were criminals that got convicted in different prisons abroad for one crime or the other.

Some of them were drug barons, fraudsters,Hitmen, some of them were human traffickers, shoplifters and that were their past lives.

These are the brand new saints that have turned into moral police in Nigeria simply because they have political power and stolen wealth to engage the so called PR experts.

But Pantami’s life today is a refined version of who he was. He was never involved in moving drugs from coast to coast, he had no single criminal record from any country he had ever visited. His political sin is that of a cleric joining politics.

Buba Marwa is nailing drug pushers to the wall with 12 inches nail!

They will soon tell us Buba Marwa was once Shekau's driver.

Rip to the innocent policemen,soldiers and civilians that lost their lives from IPOB/ESN terrorists!!

Posterity will speak for your blood!!

Support whoever you want, your people are and will always be the victims... That's the fact.

I don't see no troubled man, I see a young man enjoying nature with a nice view and fresh air

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No to ESL

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And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

Modified:

To all these people quoting me:
What's the difference between "you're beautiful" and "you have a nice boob"?

You're beautiful: you're complementing the entire BODY.

You have a nice boob: You're complimenting one part of the body, area of concentration and focus... So what's the fuzz all about?

Let me save and read later, right now... My head is blocked.

They said NO SIDE HUSTLE of any kind, whether at home or in the office...
Na 50k wan sustain me for a month? Mo ya japa

As long as I'm not officially married... I'm a single guy and I don't need to prove to no one about being straight or gay.

If you think I'm gay cause I choose to be single, then let your girlfriend spend the night with me.. You'll get your curiosity satisfied.

May he find what he seek...

manunitedbabes:
So how then u no what they r saying ?

I honestly don't know what they're saying...

Thank God I don't watch football

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Lol, Ladies and gentlemen, should I show you guys the current picture of the guy behind the scene in Police cell? He has been "chinesed"

He'll be fred by Wednesday

I love surrounding myself with idiots, they're the best people to surround oneself with....

What happened to E-call up bla bla bla on trailers, tankers and containers not parking on the road?

They vacated for a week and now they're back with full force........ I fxxking spend 3hours at Ijora olopa last Friday.....

EzzyCarter:
As much as this self-driving tech is a wonderful innovation from Tesla, I definitely won't take any chance making use of it on Nigerian Terrain. trust me, these horrible roads and reckless drivers defy human intelligence so trusting an AI driven car with your life would definitely be suicidal . You've only got one life

Imagine fully automated car in Lagos

lekki1444:
come on bro this car has no ODB2 port. its made before 2007

Lol car wey dem remove fuel tank replace am, na you you think sey danfo guys no go customize ODB2 port put?

Kingdemu:
I'm a northerner and I can confidently tell you and in all honesty that it is not just Pantami who is sympathetic to terrorist organizations like Taliban and Alqaeda. Prior to the emergence of Boko Haram, majority of northerners were often deluded as to believe that the activities of Taliban and Alqaeda were justified in Islam. Osama bn Laden was so popular after the 9/11 that a lot of people named their children after him.

Bauchi Radio Corporation was running a programme Duniya Ina Labari in which it updated people with the activities of Alqaeda, Taliban, and other terrorist organizations around the world. The programme was very popular. Sheikh Ahmad Sulaiman, the famous Buhari supporter who used to recite prayers for him in the campaign trails still has an audio praying for Taliban in Afghanistan, Alqaeda in Iraq and Al-shabab in Somalia. The truth is that it is the public anger against the humanitarian catastrophes Boko Haram have brought to the people that made many of such sympathizers flinch from publicly aligning with terrorist organizations.

I like people like you who speak the truth, during my days in the North early 2000s, most terrorists leaders where idolize by almost all Muslims Northerners.
You hardly visited any Hausa/Fulani home without seeing the portrait of Osama on their wall.

The early days of Shakur as terrorist 98% Northern Muslims where his sympathizers...

The Monster North is facing today, they were the ones that fed it yesterday days.

The Quran is a very dangerous book in the hands of an illiterates.

ekene101:
thanks for clarifying my ignorance, person no dey know finish..

You're welcome bro... Nobody is an island, we learn every day.