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You should be preparing for your admission and not what you'll get tired of the nearest future.

Too long, didn't read.

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Now I understand why Nigeria and ALL black nation is backward... their love for money.

98% of Nigerians go to school because of MONEY A.K.A JOB.... No selfless drives, no drives to invent things that will register their names on a golden book.
The whites knows how money driven the black nations are, that's why they keep luring them out and buy them off.

DOCTOR pays WELL
ENG. PAYS well

This pay well, that well....

Nigerians parents wants you to make up for their failures, it has nothing to do with LOVE.

This is why I no longer read news again, I spend much of my time watching porns.

Today the News says "A" and tomorrow it says "B", that A wasn't B and B wasn't A, so you get confused and don't know which is A and which is B...

No such confusion on porn sites

Cut for Buhari abeg

Sorry, sex on first visit doesn't sit well with me MENTALLY.
If you can easily and gladly have sex with me on first visit, I'll spend the rest of my life thinking that's how easily anyone can bang you.


A lady once visited me for the first time, and wanted to initiate sex... I turned her down.

She came back the next day and still want me to have sex with her, I still turned her down.

After 3 days intervals, she still visited and still wants me to have sex with her.
I gave her excuse that I don't have CD at home and she was like "CD, no I don't do CD... I want it raw, I'll get drugs"

I got cold feet, I bluntly turned her down. Told her sex doesn't work that way with me.

She texted that night with "that's the first time any man has ever resist her" that I hurt her feelings.

That was the end, I told her I prefer her as a friend...

I ran for my life, she was as fair as paw paw, highly endowed.... I no need mommy water for my life.


Sex is on first sight is... A bad idea, no guy will take you serious.

Lol,

An average white/black American female start having sex at 11 and the guys by 13.

So you're lucky she only slept with 10 men, some of them can't count.

Sex is just like normal meal to white folks, they can have it with even a total stranger.

Was going through some YouTube videos where the YouTuber was asking random ladies and guys at what age they lost their virginity... 98% of the ladies lost it between age 11 and 14, only few lost it between 14 and 18.
And they guys lost theirs between 14 and 19.

AlphaGreenz:
Good morning y'all... Please I have been having difficulty trying to verify my BINANCE account.

I tried using my normal paper ID but it keeps declining.

If anyone ever experienced this, please, show me the ropes.

Are you using phone or PC?
Are you using the web or app?

Their web verification is zero, I had same issue then... Not until I downloaded the app and use phone.

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Hi Emyben & ynwatuzor

I see you tried to DM me, unfortunately I don't have access to my nairaland email... If it's regarding the Netflix account, kindly whatsapp me via the number on my signature.

Lol, humans are funny. You're celebrating HIv test a less threat to your life... You forgot you can get hit by a bus tomorrow... Or next

I'm giving access to my Netflix Premium account for a token... If you're interested, whatsapp the number on my signature.

DON'T DM please, whatsapp only.

membranus:
Sorry Bro.

Slip of tongue.

Nothing spoil

membranus:
Netflix is looking for you for hacking their app.

See a criminal accusing another criminal.

I'm giving out my personal account bro, no time to watch my sub for this month...

Tired ke? Bobo must complete his tenure if that will give senseless Nigerian sense.

WE ARE IN THIS SHIP TOGETHER and our CLUELESS captain most sink us to the bottom.

A calm woman will likely kill you before the short tempered ones....


You need wisdom to handle women, either short or long temper... all women are dangerous.

jiksman3:
Hi everyone, please i need an urgent advice and suggestions on the girl i wish to marry. Her major problem is that she gets angry easily and often but later will apologize after saying or doing something out of anger.

Same with my girl o, best is to ignore her. She always come back to her senses hours later and apologizes... I no dey even send again.

It takes a perv to request for CCTV footage for such act...








Netflix premium account access available for just 1k, message me via my signature

Lagos has never been safe since 2000s

Kill them
For this Buhari Era

Amotolongbo:
If a student stole the teacher’s handset, the best way to let the parent be aware is through summoning the parents to the school or sending the message to the parents to get them informed. Not through the report card

If any Teacher has any resentment for a student, it is better for the teacher to make a comment on the report card solely on academic performance of the student and leave the personality alone.

Parents like you are the ones raising these retards we have in our society today.

Akamariner:
I also have whatsapp bulk messenger at the same price, you can use it to retrieve any number of foreign whatsapp number, and blast your message.
It's more effective than email marketing.

We will talk better, email is better for foreign... For privacy reasons.

Akamariner:
I had a problem with my phone, i can only communicate via mail presently

Will email you tomorrow, I need foreign and active emails for mass marketing.

Akamariner:
Even idps. Over 50million emails with a free email software available for only 15k

I asked you to WhatsApp me and I didn't get your message till date.

Sheffdon:
Now, to be honest, I just clocked 26. I was done with my sec. education way back in 2012. Due to one problem to the other, i couldn't further. I had to involve myself in some menial jobs to sustain myself for the meantime and along the way, i learned phone and computer engineering and i do brush through some very important books occasionally.

This is where I need your wise opinion guys. Dad got into a problem when i was about to finish sec. School and since then,hes been repaying debt till now. Infact, debt has consumed all his salary. He's just borrowing from peter to pay Paul to survive.


And he's still of the opinion that i go to school. I got admission to study pharmacy at OOU in 2018, paid the acceptance fee but couldn't pay school fees and i lost it for good. So he wants me to try again but where will he even see the money when school wahala comes again? He's gonna go the borrowing way again i guess; compounding the problem we have at hand


So I've been thinking....what if i go back to factory work, then get myself a computer and learn programming "frontend development for a start"? I want to dedicate atleast 1 to 2 years to learn it. Then after that, i would proceed to school either on part time or full because i still want to further my education to get the b.sc cert. at the minimum.

Honourable men and women, CONSIDERING THE NIGERIA OF TODAY, i need your wise words at this critical junction of my life.



If I'm done with the programming, can it atleast sustain me a little bit?

Should I faithfully follow my dad's intention or just go through my own plan?


Thanks

School 4 years + NYSC = 5+strikes=6 years, then come out searching for jobs.

Programming >is a year or 2.. You got yourself what will sustain you for a lifetime, no job hunting.. Rather jobs will hunt you.


The decision is yours to make.

KingKingKing:
For obalende this shoe na 1k las las

Shoe wey b akube

5h for CMS

I want to share my Netflix account with someone for just 1k


Hit me via WhatsApp number on my signature if you're interested,....

since I subscribe I no get chance watch any film.

maximunimpact:
You guyz think nairaland operate a charity organisation abi, dude paid over $100 to make it to front page

I thought as much, these mods will never push such threads to front page unless it was paid for.

When visitors gave me money and mom says she'd "keep it for me"

Me 35 years later: mom when wee you give me my money? When? Wheeen?

arantess:
i really wanna skydive too but what if village people decide to on bluetooth that day

dem no go pick your signal in Jesus name