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He deserves more beating, the kind of naija police reconfiguration beating

Less idiots to worry about

From the look of things those bastard were aiming to kill the driver and guard.

No human life is worth taken for money sake.
The pathetic part is they will only squander/waste the money on drugs, women and clothes.

I give the driver kudos cause I would have passed out after the first shot.

The guard was totally disorganized, the driver still has to be the one to tell him to pick his rifle, the driver still have to be the first to go out first...

Can't marry a woman older than me even with just a week.

I need a woman at least 7 years and above younger.

Got my own reasons

Problems no dey finish

May God not allow our 3rd leg ruin our lives.

From the footage, I'm 100% sure it was a trap set up for the dude and he felt for it within seconds.

With his fame, he could have x any lady he wanted... Even N500 would have saved him from this predicament, but lack of self dick-control got him here.

Ijesha lack 2 things: Wisdom and Dick-control

strom:
U funny bro, 2 sure odd guy

dem alabi de catch out for your head

Reverse is the case if you know the rules

MY PLACE

Lost mine at 29, when my balls start getting bigger than normal human balls.... I let all of them out and the next morning my balls went back to their normal sizes...
It was amazing because I did it with the right person... MY LEFT HAND

Dre183:
Can I have ur WhatsApp number for sure 2odds daily?

I drop or play whenever my spirit agrees, it's not a daily thing.


My whatsapp number is on my signature

From being a Pilot to a 2 sure odds giver.
E no good make dem born person for poor family and a corrupt country... E dey kee/divert dreams.

Whoever made up that "Destiny cannot be change, but can only be delay" was high on a very, very, very, very CHEAP weed mixed with cow dung.


By the ways...

2 sure odds

BC52TPWY

Sportybet


Play, win and thank me later.

It'll be inhumane if this guy is sentence to jail... He should be brought out for public execution.

RuMiRgO1stSon:
my guy this x just a tale
through where is it going to suck the brain if I may ask you

Leave the guy to enjoy his childhood lies, he thinks we are his 7 years old siblings

Ebuka78:
It could suck out the guy's brain with its tongue.

Very risky....

The lies they fed you as a child

Lol, as long as you still have zombies like dead BBQ, Hell-anus, MAD-drill-guy and co... It'll effortless victory for APC.

All they need to do is to share 30k, bread and garri and they will forgot the entire passed 8 years.

Nigeria is gone

Sazeals:
there is oooo
you see the title as "black ebony bleeped so hard" only for you to see the video of a black ebony sucking dick from start to end.

You're not a premium member

I think it could be or has something to do with the environment, maybe the house. There's something in that location increasing their weight.

They should relocate for a month or two and see if there will be any changes.

But why do we black always flying to the abroad for complicated medicals?

To think black race existed before the white race, what were our ancestors doing?

Typing

FBIBOT:
only when installation get k leg that i do remember the thing get manual... Once i unbox na straight to business.. Those keys are on my Samsung tv too they are shortcut keys... That is they work with combination of other keys... Haven't explored gotv own Sha... My concern is fox and mnet... Once those two show nothing concern me with the remote

My brother that's not "Reading" that's "looking for solution" na only that K-leg you scan through dey fine, once you see am... you dump the manual again

ChemicalReaction:
It is only in Nigeria that we'll ignore the product manual only to end up asking ignorant people about the said product.

Is there anyone alive who still read product manuals?

Is that what He wants for himself?

Do you know if he wants a to be a porn-star or a programmer?

Buhari wanted to be a cow rarer, but some people forced him to be a President, now we have a disaster.


If our parents let us enjoyed our Monkey post and street football then, by now some of us would have been competing with Messi and Ronaldo.



Let the child decides what he wants

udoji2021:
Life is sweet generally but can be cruel to others.

I was once a happy guy with a bright future but marriage is practically killing me. It all started when I become sick and was admitted in a hospital. my aged mother was the person staying with me and was responsible for my everything. inside the ward, another patient was with this very beautiful girl that was very hard working, my condition was critical that my mother will have to bath me sometimes, this girl now started helping my mother and to a point, my mother will leave her to be taking care of me and go home.

I become close to her, but i use to think that she just pity my condition and wanted to help so I did not think of having any relationship with her. I was later discharge and went home but since we exchange our contacts earlier, we use to talk often. I asked her one day to visit me which she agreed. To my surprise, this girl brought some provision for me and slept over in my house. she continue visiting till one day, I told her that if i was strong and capable, I would have loved to date her. she confessed instantly that she was really interested in me and did not care about my condition. According to her, she was born in a poor family and can handle the pressure of been broke, that she will be the happiest person if I love her back the way she loves me. I was moved with her words and to cut the story short, we started dating.

Her parents were highly against the relationship initially but when they become tired of us, they allow us to do our thing but never involve them if something happened. fast to December last year, we got married. I was not even able to pay 1h to her parents. she just pack her things and join me in my house. we were the happiest couple on Earth till things started going north.

First, we agreed to do many things in the farm against hunger next year, we started with melon farm, then groundnut and yams. we were still on this and I must confess that she is hard working but pregnancy came and this girl started misbehaving, she will not follow me to the farm again and will not even cook for me. I dare not complain cos she will insult me seriously. sometimes, I will tell my sister to cook but this girl will not eat it because the food is bad.

One night, she sent me out of the room in the night that I must get bananas for her to eat. I suffered that night till I got it from one woman on credit cos I was not having money on me. last month, she was sick and visited one private clinic, I was to give her 10k for her treatment but did not have the money so I told her to give me 4days to look for it, there was no insult I did not receive that night. I have to sell my yam seeds and pay. infact, I'm tired of this life presently cos i use to think that she will help me but the reverse is the case now.

Please I need advice on the way forward, I want to run away from home but she is pregnant, her people refused to help us too cos they warned her before.

pls advice me

Don't panic bro, it's the pregnancy, that stuff do mess up women badly...

My cool aunt always turn wild when she's pregnant.... It's the pregnancy bro

DAMAGE CONTROL

depends on your state

Fulaniherdmens:
You think u r wiser than your teacher ABI
YOU ARE EXPELLED FOR FIFTHY FIFTHY FIVE YRS .

Nobi my fault sir, I was born with 2 brains.

Fulaniherdmens:
It’s possible.. I'm just using this medium to say a happy new month in advance to all NL.
As real Gee if anyone can make a sentence with one letter word all through, I go do giveaway for am 12midnight GMT tomorrow.

Sir, Sara says.. some stupid students started smoking shisha since sixteen sixty six

EmekaBlue:
The 15year old boy tho

Opportunity comes but ones bro let the young lad utilize is own well

BizzBizz:
Please who knows the name of this font?

Search for "font detector" or "font identifier" on Google... Upload the font and you'll get your answer

Let them keep borrowing, Nigeria has 36 states. If they can't pay back, we sell 5 Northern States to their borrowers.

US will not respond to such call of assistance from Nigeria because they know what's up.

Nobody wanna fight in a compromise war.