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Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 10:42pm On Mar 30, 2021
Shalommy:
No problem. But tell our chairlady (sapphiere) for her consent.
She's my paddi and there won't be no problem... Just waiting for your own approval.
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 9:12pm On Mar 30, 2021
Shalommy:
Hahaha.. Yeye
I love you toocheesy let's get married
Education › Re: Kinds Of People You Will Encounter In The University by Offpoint1: 8:51pm On Mar 30, 2021
Thank God I no schoolcheesy
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 6:46pm On Mar 30, 2021
Shalommy:
. I'm the one. But you're gay
That was before I saw your picture, now I have a reason to denounce gayismcheesy
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 6:44pm On Mar 30, 2021
sylve11:
That person on that dp is transgender. Can't you see the muscular yansh? grin grin cool
As long as there's where someone can chook something inside, it's fine with me.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Lesotho : AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) - Full Time by Offpoint1: 3:13pm On Mar 30, 2021
match is going to end 2:1

This I saw when I soul travelled last night
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 3:10pm On Mar 30, 2021
Shalommy:
grin
Who's that on your DP? I'm asking for a friend.
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor: I Married At A Young Age; Endured Suffering To Please My Dad by Offpoint1: 2:56pm On Mar 30, 2021
I didn't hear she said she "Loved her husband"..........
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 2:54pm On Mar 30, 2021
viqSmallz:
Are your normal?
Do I look normal to you? tongue
Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photo) by Offpoint1: 2:45pm On Mar 30, 2021
So cute, sometimes I wish I was gay
Politics › Re: Nigerian Arrested With Girlfriend For Cocaine Dealing In Thailand by Offpoint1: 2:44pm On Mar 30, 2021
LagbajaTheBEREAN:
Offpoint, MA Niggga

Romance › Re: Introvert And Extrovert by Offpoint1: 7:37am On Mar 30, 2021
blinking001:
Your wahala don too much
grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Arrested With Girlfriend For Cocaine Dealing In Thailand by Offpoint1: 6:01am On Mar 30, 2021
I'm fascinated by the below picture, the scenery is dope like from a top rated ganster movie.

Scene:

Ikenna and his girlfriend negotiating a deal with another A class drugs dealer, behind Ikenna are his goons... All fully armed and ready to pull 'em guns out any seconds deal get heated upcheesy

Fashion › Re: Nike Sues Over 'Satan Shoes' With Human Blood by Offpoint1: 5:13am On Mar 30, 2021
[quote author= post=100323131]Before nko. No be u again...... Boy OFFPOINT! tongue[/quote]Lif me aloneeee

Fashion › Re: Nike Sues Over 'Satan Shoes' With Human Blood by Offpoint1:
I need one of that shoe please


Our resident pastor walking into this thread like... Fakeprophet1 following him behind like.

Romance › Re: Computer Guys Help Me (Solved) by Offpoint1: 6:37pm On Mar 29, 2021
squash47:
The icon itself is not showing in device manager. That's the major problem.
Get another window 10 from a different place and install.

The fault is from the operating system.
Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by Offpoint1: 3:21pm On Mar 29, 2021
godlessmind:
i stay in Navytown i hope you can come into the barracks dimwit!
I will Bleep you up so bad you'll plead, beg, cry, wail and scream for mercy...
I will make you wish for death, you'll see death, but won't embrace it... I will deny you death and give you pain.
The hell and heaven will turn a deaf ears to your death request, I will drag you deep down the hall of pain,
I carve you skins of your flesh slowing and gently...
I can't express the agony I am going to put you through....
The Barracks will deny,
Your foot soldiers will be nowhere to be found....

I won't kill you because death is MERCY, I will deny you the privilege to die...
I will cause you so much agony and pain and then make you live to be haunted by the horrible memories for the rest of your life.

I will find you wherever you are and I will cause you unimaginable pain.
Travel › Re: Container Ship Blocking Suez Canal Is Free After 6 Days by Offpoint1:
CNN talk sey PARTIALLY FREE
Romance › Re: I’m Taking A Break by Offpoint1: 12:16am On Mar 29, 2021
If you GAF about leaving press the share button and if you DGAF about her leaving, indicate the like button....



As for me and entire household... We DGAF
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels, Ned Nwoko & Their Son, Munir On A Private Jet (Photos) by Offpoint1:
Imagine me as first son by 20 my father's already 90...

Mom! What were you thinking!!
Whyyy!

Romance › Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Offpoint1: 8:52pm On Mar 28, 2021
inahlot:
lol just that
Just that my brother, just that.

Romance › Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Offpoint1:
Mine was.... "I missed my period"

How can you missed your period when I didn't came nor go?
Romance › Re: Computer Guys Help Me (Solved) by Offpoint1: 6:54pm On Mar 28, 2021
squash47:
alright thank you sir.
You're welcome.

You can try this 3rd option, if it doesn't work then you try the first 2 options I gave.

Go to the Device manager and locate the Bluetooth software (check if there's any error sign on it) weather there is error sign or not, right click and choose the "update" option from internet. Wait for the results if it'll update or it'll tell you "you're using the latest version", if it updates successfully your Bluetooth should start working fine.

Also try switching on your Bluetooth/wifi manually first
Romance › Re: Computer Guys Help Me (Solved) by Offpoint1: 5:24pm On Mar 28, 2021
squash47:
Ok thanks
I'm not finding any positive response. I even tried the support services, it's still not working well.
Your location...

Was it functioning with windows 7?

If yes, where do you get your windows 10 from? Do you download it or purchase it?

Windows 10 has the ability to to auto repair itself with automatic updates, if it isn't doing so... then the window you installed isn't genuine.

How to fix it, you have 2 options here (I won't be able to type much until I get your answers to questions I asked)

Buy or download latest "Driver pack 2020/21" (please note the latest driver pack is extremely heavy, it'll require you go with external hard drive to copy) if you're downloading, bear in mind the size is huge.

Whatever means you used, once you get the driver pack, simply drive your PC... This should fix the problem and if it doesn't... Simply get another window 10 and install on your PC.
Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by Offpoint1: 4:36pm On Mar 28, 2021
godlessmind:
mumu africans arguing over a stupid book written by their slave master ...i spit on you both
Call me mumu again and I will track your email through Nairaland database, track the number the email was registered with and extract the IP of your browser and get your location, then come for you and do the needful...
Romance › Re: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by Offpoint1: 4:23pm On Mar 28, 2021
Vivianagoja:
Alaye carry your seriousness go ur work place There's time for fun and Time to be serious...smh Anyways bro enjoy ur ice cream
K
Romance › Re: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by Offpoint1:
What relevancy is this news to the current Nigeria economy?

Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.


You pay! IDGAF
You no pay! I still DGAF
Business › Re: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by Offpoint1: 12:49pm On Mar 28, 2021
olisaEze:
Probably roll out first in Lagos, and Abuja much later as they realize that pork is haram for Muslims.

Nigerians go rush am first just to feel superior then cool off when they realize that bread and chips na snacks for us, not a meal.

Nothing beats our homegrown burger A&B (Akara & Bread), neither can French fries hold ur strength like Kosh&Dosh (Kosé & Doya - Akara & Fried yam).

But they’re welcome all the same. grin grin
I own you hot N200 Akara and pap for thisgrin
Business › Re: American Fast-Food Franchise, Burger King Set To Open Outlets In Nigeria by Offpoint1: 12:42pm On Mar 28, 2021
Ghost1994:
grin

Welcome Burger King...

Just open your outlet around Victoria Island, Ikoyi, Lekki 1, Sangotedo,Yaba, Surulere and Ikeja....

To avoid story that cry
What Mushin, Oshodi and Ajegunle?
Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by Offpoint1: 10:21pm On Mar 27, 2021
Spending123:
You sure? When your pastor will be conducting Sunday school service you won't listen, you will be busy looking for the girl that has the biggest bwess and biggest yansh inside church.
Stop reading King's Buhari Version (KBV) of the Bible.


Abeg leave me alone, una don derail person thread... Op no vex
Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by Offpoint1: 10:11pm On Mar 27, 2021
Spending123:
How many animals did he took and how many humans fellowed into the ark?
2 animals and 8 humans

Romance › Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by Offpoint1: 10:05pm On Mar 27, 2021
Spending123:
The more you meet people the more you will understand why Noah took more animals into the ark than human beings.
Noah actually took more humans than animals, goan read your Bible well.

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