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We all know all wrong numbers are from Northerners, so you don't expect that to lead to a relationship.


It takes a very foolish person to call back a number that has clearly let you know it's wrong number.


I don't care about your gender, once I let you know I ain't the person you intend calling... I hit the red button STRAIGHT and if dare call back I'll xfsidfuztkxt

Should I tell him how it'll end?

I don't think there's anyone unfortunate enough to look like me... That'd be double crime against humanity.

Can you go to school without school fees?
Can you access internet with mtn without data?

It wasn't sexual harassment, but 'small bum bum' adjustment, for a momentary free flow of movement.

To me if someone touches my azz, I see it as the same thing as touching my hands... They're all PART OF THE BODY.

Why do I even book this space?

BaddieFreak:
Bobrisky

Sort of, I got tired of carrying around a non functional manhood... So I left the HOOD.

BaddieFreak:
Maybe you are right.

I'm right dear, I was once a man.

Funny guys are perfect people for friend zone, they are the clowns who never get the heart or laid.

Ladies love the "Dirty funny" guys...

So guys be dirty funny and not clownny funny.

lasisi69:
lol... Who be that ?

me on trad wedding day

Not happening.

My height is my pride, it gives me some kind of confidence and I find it very, very intimidating and uncomfortably uncomfortable if I occasionally ran into a lady taller than me.

I love them petite like perkyb

I'm proud to be a SIMP

@ FTC, to give woman Belle no be by knacking o... Some dey put "only the head" for a second and belle enter, while some dey put the head down shoulder, knees and toes and no show.


@the OP: your sis and mom wrong the man, I wouldn't blame him for his anger, faith is one thing people don't play with it.

Let the man be, if he's truly a believer and not an hypocrite... He'll forget her and your mom. Might not be now, but in few weeks time.

They don't really come back because they loved you or couldn't find a better replacement....


They couldn't get a better fxxk, so they returned back to you.

Men are controlled by their dxckx and not sense.

I read the story, but can someone help me with what the story is all about?
Did her aunt found out she's pregnant for him?

They're subtly sponsoring and supplying terrorists in the North with weapons and cash and they don't all Nigerians are stupid.


E go be

Springboot:
Borno is not a country, why are there so many illiterates on nairaland

Professor "Know Book" where's Borno located?

Since Ned And Regina... I stopped commenting on underage marriage.

Has she visited Borno before?

richmond500:
it doesn't matter, he can always switch, by the time he will switch all three, the first one don gain momentum to fire again

Werey

salford1:
This is right. That's the way they stay in business

Apple was even sending update to slow down old phones if it refuses to break

Very annoying, bought a new pressing iron with dope design and the useless thing didn't last a week, while our ugly family iron is still working like hell after 36 years.

jeff1607:
Buy a recently manufactured DVD and use it as you have used the older one ,the new one won't last.

Most newer products these days from almost all manufacturer don't last... They only give you dope designs with bad quality.

wrwe

Hintona:

Sorry, it was never meant for us to part ways in the manner, but the situation is beyond our control... may the next guy gives you happiness

I'm glad we are no more Anita, I hope you find peace within.
I wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Gosh, I've never read any book my whole life.

Yeah, it's medically proven.

Very simple...


Give the reasonable ones living in the north 1 month ultimatum to vacate north.... Then Nuke North.

yeah

tagtaye:
Thanks for your respond am sorry i dont have a whatzapp phone please can i place u on call ?

Yeah

ogelekpomgam:
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Lols.if you come use am for another 20 years,na im be say people no go dey buy much of their electronics.dem fit come fold up everything kpatakpata...

lol

Their electronics are one of the best... Still using their DVD for over 8 years now