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Politics › Re: 30,000 Salary Earners: How Do You Cope? by Offpoint1: 1:47pm On Apr 05, 2021

tagtaye:
Thanks

You're welcome, I don't have access to my email... Kindly message me via WhatsApp, my contact is on my signature.

Family › Re: Man's Mother Gets ₦5000 From His Sister's ₦300,000 Bride Price by Offpoint1: 1:44pm On Apr 05, 2021

Typing

Politics › Re: 30,000 Salary Earners: How Do You Cope? by Offpoint1: 1:29pm On Apr 05, 2021

mohammadyusuf66:
Please how do you do dropshipping?

Bro don't be deceive, dropshipping is not easy and you gonna need money to start.
It's something that can take months with lots of money pure in ads to start making sells.

First you'll need an e-commerce website and you know how much that will cost.

2ndly you'll need digital marketing skill and if you don't have you'll employ the service of an expert.

I'm talking from experience

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Politics › Re: 30,000 Salary Earners: How Do You Cope? by Offpoint1: 1:22pm On Apr 05, 2021

tagtaye:
Am a father of 2kids i earn 32k monthly hunestly he no easy and i must confess am getting mad here because i hardly eat twice a day, and i treck to work everyday from apapa to costain

Jeez!!! I feel you, this one touch me.

If you can accept my betting offer, message me via my signature

Crime › Re: Obasanjo, Gumi Ask FG To Settle And Rehabilitated Bandits Willing To Surrender by Offpoint1: 9:36pm On Apr 04, 2021

I guess we should pardon every:
Rapist who's willing to change
Freed every criminal in jail who's willing to change,
Let rehabilitate every serial killer and arm robber.

It's seems these people don't see Boko, killer herdsmen and bandits as criminals.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Egypt Relocates 22 Royal Mummies, Kings And Queens To National Museum In Style by Offpoint1: 1:08pm On Apr 04, 2021

Foodqueen:
Pharaohs as how

Is pharaoh a title or a name

Don't come for me, IAM not good at history so I want to learn.

Thought it was just one pharaoh that was recorded in the Bible.
Pharaoh is a title and not a name

Explorer

Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Friends Who Have Parted Ways by Offpoint1: 12:42pm On Apr 04, 2021

Kirinwa:
For you to say this, means that you have backslidden from faith.

Make hay.

What faith is that? What does my comments have in common with faith?

Romance › Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by Offpoint1: 11:20pm On Apr 03, 2021

MejiLoyon:
For those that won't read
Chop highlights

He nack him wife to be sister.

That's all O.

Na only that him write this epistle

Family › Re: I Don't Want To Wear My Dad's Shoes by Offpoint1: 4:25pm On Apr 03, 2021

Become your own man and chase your own dreams...

Let him you respect him, but you have a different dream.

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Phones › Re: How Long Can You Go Without Data On Your Phone? by Offpoint1(op): 4:07pm On Apr 03, 2021

BigDawsNet:
Omo I don employ spy into my house bii that

no fear, na you paddi

Politics › Re: Fayose And His Family Spotted Praying In The Beach Water (video) by Offpoint1: 2:21pm On Apr 03, 2021

I love how he tormented Buhari till he left office grin

Fayose is greater than Tinubu

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Romance › Re: Is He Gay! by Offpoint1: 2:06pm On Apr 03, 2021

Can I have his number? I and my nyansh are available cheesy

Career › Re: Shoprite Workers Embark On Protests In Ibadan, Shut Down Company Indefinitely by Offpoint1: 1:52pm On Apr 03, 2021

Give what they want

Celebrities › Re: Celebrity Friends Who Have Parted Ways by Offpoint1: 1:28pm On Apr 03, 2021*

The book of fùcks chapter 5-10

5. And behold Masú the greatest fùcks giver stood at the height of mount sheik, and below him are multitude and they were like that of sand on a beach.

6. In a loud voice, he called out to the multitude and said "Behold if any of you gives a fùck about this topic, stand up and indicate.

7. And there was great silence like that of graveyard at 12:am of the morning and none in the multitude rose up.

8. And Masú was pleased by what he saw, and his heart gladden with great joy, and he hit his chest and cry out to the high heaven saying "For these are my sons and I'm pleased with them.

9. For this day will forever be remembered as the day no fùcks was given and he named the day" el'seiki ze'o fůsě" which was interpreted to "The zero fùcks day"

10. And so was it unto this day

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Phones › Re: Samsung Z Fold Vs Iphone 12 Pro Max Which One Should I Go For? by Offpoint1(op): 11:49am On Apr 03, 2021

Lexusgs430:
That era too passed, but would soon return.........

Remember this.........

LOL, you bring back memories... I used this phone that year

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Assembles 12 Billionaires For Her Book Launch by Offpoint1: 11:48am On Apr 03, 2021

naijadrivablog:
Someone will write for him. Biography

Then that's one of the hardest job ever done by any human being.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Assembles 12 Billionaires For Her Book Launch by Offpoint1: 11:47am On Apr 03, 2021

SmartPolician:
You don't have to be a writer to write a book.

You can tell a writer your story and the person will write it for you.

So Buhari will write his book.

The problem is... He doesn't even have anything to tell his writer cheesy

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Assembles 12 Billionaires For Her Book Launch by Offpoint1: 11:00am On Apr 03, 2021

Coronabirus:
He said he won't write book just to criticise, bring down, chastise, and destroy the reputation of some people. Obj & GEJ's books are full of blames & inflammatory statements that are not worth public attention for elder statesman!

and you believe it?

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Career › Re: Why We Shutdown Shoprite Stores In Nigeria - Workers by Offpoint1: 10:53am On Apr 03, 2021

Typing

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Politics › Re: Fulani Bandits Kill Miyetti Allah Leaders In Nasarawa State by Offpoint1: 10:52am On Apr 03, 2021

The monster the made has outgrown their control...

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Saved Yinka Odumakin's Life by Offpoint1: 10:49am On Apr 03, 2021

Typing

Phones › Re: How Long Can You Go Without Data On Your Phone? by Offpoint1(op): 10:46am On Apr 03, 2021

BigDawsNet:
Hahahahha

Alexa dey shadow us as we dey nack ba

Alexa sees everything... If you think I'm lying ask the styles used that day and you'll be shock.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Assembles 12 Billionaires For Her Book Launch by Offpoint1: 10:41am On Apr 03, 2021

Most ex presidents wrote one or more books.... I'm waiting for Buhari to write a book after his tenure expires grin

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Romance › Re: Phone Etiquette And Whatsapp Chat Etiquette Among Nigerian Ladies by Offpoint1: 10:37am On Apr 03, 2021

All I can say is such character is mostly displayed by under 25 years and few senseless above 25-30.

Phones › Re: FG Intervenes As MTN, Banks Trade Blame Over Shutdown by Offpoint1: 10:26am On Apr 03, 2021

Fistop:
See where Seun is stashing away our funds

You look good in the profile pics on your screenshots

Education › Re: "Crying Is Allowed But Do So Quietly": Unususal Instruction On Examination Paper by Offpoint1: 10:02am On Apr 03, 2021

The university name says it all.... 9ja na comedy Channel on gods multi tv

Phones › Re: Samsung Z Fold Vs Iphone 12 Pro Max Which One Should I Go For? by Offpoint1(op): 10:00am On Apr 03, 2021

Lexusgs430:
We have had straight devices, for a very long time..... It was only natural, to create a curve/bend to the sector.......

Me I need a circle device cheesy

Phones › Re: Samsung Z Fold Vs Iphone 12 Pro Max Which One Should I Go For? by Offpoint1(op): 9:39am On Apr 03, 2021

Lexusgs430:
Era wey just restart.........

Apple is working on foldable devices, oneplus is working on foldable, huawei have a foldable, Google is working on foldable........

And you boldly say, the era is over.........

LOL When last do you see a folded?

They're just trying to revive it cheesy

Phones › Re: How Long Can You Go Without Data On Your Phone? by Offpoint1(op): 9:35am On Apr 03, 2021

kaityn:
In this country, unlimited data is an expense to really acquire. Please, someone should sub for me.

I will sub for you, I'm in a good mood today.

Phones › Re: How Long Can You Go Without Data On Your Phone? by Offpoint1(op): 9:33am On Apr 03, 2021

BigDawsNet:
As a computer Scientist data is life, without data I'm lost from the world...

I can't imagine how people in 1700, 1800s, survive without real internet...

Take away internet from me and I'm gonna loose control..

I'm trying to get all stuffs connected with Amazon Alexa soon

"Alexa open the door while I wait
"Alexa turn on the music
"Alexa I want to chop pizza, should I?
"Alexa Brittany is coming over..should I do the do?
"Alexa wake me up at so so time
"Alexa find a solution to my assignment..while i play some video game with my friends

When Brittany says " I'm pregnant"

You to Alexa: "Alexa am I responsible?"

Alexa: Hell No sir! That's impossible, you didn't came that day cheesy

You: God bless you Alexa grin

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