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BeeBeeOoh:
Coke and Fan.....

MejiLoyon:
Someone we hoped would do very well in school just told me his CGPA. Turned out that the wonder kid we saw him as was actually an EFCC personnel. means the efcc letters are his grades. Absolutely woeful.

I didn't blame him much, with this school na scam mentality everywhere. The purpose of this thread? " Bros you enjoy school, you drink and you nack and you party. Yet you pass well". I didn't give him the "na God" reply. I gave him some tips and I hope this will help other EFCC personnels out there.

1. Never miss lectures. Lectures help you train your brain. Listening to the words coming from the lecturer to me is an expo in the exam hall. I see the question and in my mind I press play. Boom lecturer appears in my mind's LCD screen and I'm off.

2. Be very hydrated.. Drink lots of water. Food might be scarce but no let water scarce. Processed information fired up the nervous system are electric like. Water keeps the brain well conducted. Information has no problem storing.

3. Love what you're reading. I've heard I don't like this course...oga like am. If you no want like am go meet the lecturer turn am to your friend. Like the lecturer you like the course. Once a course is difficult you see me hanging around the lecturer. Wait I was playing my hair so naturally they didn't like me. But when they see a boy that should be drinking beer and is obviously a smoker trying to know Fourier transformation they want to help.

4. Read a chapter, close it and jot down what you understood. If you miss some read it again. Do it again and again till you mastered it. Then when you wake up and before you sleep recite it. Or get a mirror and say it out loud. It will stick.

5. Don't do guerrilla reading. That means reading for exam or tests. Always read ahead. I start reading from the day of resumption. No be when exam come people go full class. In fact exam periods na revision I dey do. I'm always comfortable. Read ahead.

6. Read in your comfort zone.. some like music, some like noise, some like silence. Choose your poison. For me I use Enya. Play Enya and everything I read sticks.

7. When sleepy....sleep. don't force it. Back then I used candles to burn myself. After reading the next morning ask me what I read na foul. Dem don go. When sleep come pack up and sleep. Make you no go Kolo.

8. Organise book clubs and tutorials. For me it was an avenue to get ladies. Later I found myself mastering a topic so that I can teach it later. I gain both ways. I get the ladies and still pass . Don't be like me though. Do it for the knowledge. It'll help.

9. Limit your flexing to weekends. Drink well enjoy well. Weekdays face school work. Pity your mama.

10. Remember your family. Imagine their faces when they realise you've been wasting their cash. That one alone suppose ginger you...

On a final note have reading partners. People you read with. They help. Shout out to lord fuga....., Wande oko, olu......., Yango.....,mayo..... and the rest of my crew. Hope you all are doing well in your lives.

Never forget, keep your university circle tight. After graduation na only one or two friends they remain. So why pack them?Me na 0 friend remain.

I hope this helps someone out there.

DenreleDave:
I guess u opened this for me right

Those containers I am counting are not more than 10000 (ten thousand), infact they can't be upto that...

How can a ship carry over 20000 containers... I guess it's a lie, they are lying to us....

It can't be true... No ship can even carry 10000 containers...

I have counted those containers and they are not upto to 10k sef

PRISTINEMUSCLES:
No it doesn't. I have seen small boobs running with breast milk like a bursted pipe and have also seen huge jugs with mild droplets of breast milk. Breast milk production depends on hormones, the tiny holes around the nipples and the milk ducts.
Breast milk tastes good as well and also healthy for the body

hedonido:
Na joblessness push you to dey chook eye for small boy matter, wey no disturb or affect you.

dairykidd:
Some na rituals / magic money but them go dey carry laptop upandan open laptop make him show u something..him no fit even find his way around. I met one like that in Gh back in the days. Pure blood money he np fit even contribute for online matters but na him car big pass. System sef he no sabi operate. Na the mumu girls wey dey run follow them i pity. Las las na man of God dey go begin hustle from church to church n shrine to shrine seeking deliverance

daddytime:
Iya ole and son Nig. Limited.

Na so I dey use corner eye dey look my sister and her 19 year old son wey dem dey happy say e build house for them.

I don talk and advice tire and I don keep quiet before them say I dey envious and say afterall, how old me be when I make money build house too? Not understanding say na wetin my eye don see make me dey advice dem. This matter na shame and disgrace dey always end am if not death sef.

Wetin 19 year old dey do, where him see money? Dem say na bitcoin. I say okay na. Professor Bitcoin.

It is well.

Olobofife:
Pictures, please.

Bluezy13:
I hope your write-up makes sense to you.

Xilsbridalhouse:
I know I know...trust me I am always so careful, today was just different...this scammer will forever feel these pains of mine! Tonight I’ll report the scammer to God...all his generations will suffer for this!

Xilsbridalhouse:
I’m in so much tears right now!!!! Look at me just trying to do my business, and I just got scammed! Oh God tried to stop me but I wasn’t conscious enough!

It started with my card being declined and I reached out to Zenith bank on Twitter. I was told you add up a number on WhatsApp to chat with their customer care. I did and everything looked professional, honestly I had no idea that I was about to be scammed!

The scammer asked for my card details which I told him no, but he assured me that he is not a scammer. I sent it, but the card still didn’t work so I transferred my money to my dad’s account hoping to use his card, but the customer care kept disturbing me that they want to help me resolve it. I had to beg my dad to transfer back but he kept forgetting to transfer back and I was pissed!!!! I kept calling for hours till he finally did tonight and the customer care wiped off my account after I sent the OTP codes to him foolishly, thinking I was chatting with their staff!

After my account got wiped off, it was then I realized the mention on my Twitter was from a dorm account on Twitter!

I am in so much pains guys!

Scammers why did you do this to us?

Tell me, if something bad befalls your family will you be happy

I take all the blame...I have always been a security conscious person, but today .....


Please learn from my mistake.


I’m in so much tears right now.

lekki1444:
Nah they may steal the rail tracks at night and sell the metal

Ademola47:
It's not just about the facility, but if the price will be reasonable.

A good example is the Lagos-Ibadan Railway fare of about 5k when normal bus is like 1.5k

Another thing is security because the railway will surely pass across forest. Will there be armed security men to foil any robbery or kidnapping move?

Muna4real:
I am reasonable but many Nigerian men are not. I see uselessness in them.

HRHQueenPhil:
U don't need an online job, but deliverance from poverty mentality. Listen to steve harris on YouTube and all of Apostle'joshua Selman msgs. U will see people calling u and begging u to work for them

Georgejeez:
Hahahaha ,I don fall from chair ooo

Anchuna:
My brother forgot important documents in a bus when he boarded one of the yellow buses at owode and dropped at mile 2 around 6.30 pm today. Any help on how these documents can be recovered?

Draslo:
This is exactly why I am thinking she's got ulterior motives.

Judging from your signature, you obviously don't know real money and the people that have it. I don't blame you for that. You're a man, you should never jump into conclusions. That's why I ignored Michelle55.