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All I need is a smartphone with 600,000 Mah battery and 1 TB Ram.

Too many nonsense in the write up.
If una wan make up fake stories, make una at least make am believe able.
Pay your flight tickets weekly, how much come be your salary? For a start up business not even up to a year, no same business incline human being would be wasting resources like that.


Try another make up story, I ain't buying this one.

You suppose send am something for her affords naw, you know how much bondage cost?

Real Nigga

Debra911:
Cos I'm not ready to carry twinset.

Okay, let's forget twins for now... Next year is still there. Let's settle with whatever comes I'll do my best.

Debra911:
He might kidnap you first though

Let's forget about him and talk us, if he was serious with you you should have been carrying twinset by now
I'm here now, open your arms wide and take me in.

Debra911:
Pls don't

Too late

Debra911:
My lover is on NL, he'll be angry with you

What if I kidnap him?

Debra911:
Hahaha , finally you're crazy

Loool, I know step one is asking you out, I don't see need for that... We're not under 18 anymore, asking out is for teens and making babies is for adults

Debra911:
Just like that

Tell me the steps to take

Debra911:
I love carpenters

I Love you too, let's get married and make babies... a lot of them

The heroic officer joined the police force at 40, Nigerian useless police force are looking for 18-25 years of age.

These people talking about Condons don't know what it means to be highly konjified, a konjified man have zero sense of reasoning.
Precisely there are some unannounced rain that never gave signs before falling and it becomes too late to wear a rain coat.


Let us all contribute pamper fee for the young Dad, at 30 you'll have a 9 years old child... Here I am single as fxxk.

Op differ your academic and save your fees for the incoming baby, your life is about to be made or fxxk up forever.

50M to play 2 sure odds

RoyalDiadems:
Are you a military man?

Private question

Debra911:
You just hit the nail on the head

I was born a carpenter

Too much grammar for something you should have simply said:

1. Don't send urgent 2k again
2. Don't give vag*na again


And watch 98% relationship die natural death

RoyalDiadems:
Lol.

I think you're still young. You have both good and baf ideologies. As you grow, you'll drop your bad ideologies.

If every crime leads to death, then make sure you're not committing any yourself.

And also, be sure that even if you become president, you will not be president forever. Your time will come to an end some day, and your day of reckoning will come. At that time, even your children will not escape.

Young? I'm far from that.

I know power is transient, but before I transit I'll leave a legacy never heard of before in Africa and world beyond.

There will be reckoning, rather a remembrance for I commited no crime.

Can someone please remind me what the future is again....

RoyalDiadems:
Yeah, there are a bidding tyrant who will never fulfil his time. You can't be president.

Time will tell...

I'll be the greatest tyrant ever known to mankind and it'll be a for the greatest good of my people and country.
It will be the most peaceful time in reigns of any president, there will be surplus and enough for everyone.

No individual will ever be allow to own more than 100 millions in his/her personal account. Any amount above that will go to the government, from the government to the poorest of the poorest. Enough infrastructure, any government officials who steal will be publicly executed with no trial. There will be no such thing as prison, every crime leads to death sentence.
There will be no such thing as yahoo or Internet scam because only those with registered business will have access to the Internet. If you want to access Internet as individual, you'll register with the government and special gadget will be given to you for free, you'll forever be monitored.

RoyalDiadems:
Very offpoint indeed.

The role of a president is not to play God in people's secular matters. Only a tyrant does that.

If this is your idea of presidency, you will never become president.

People like you who oppose my ideology will be executed in my basement.

Lack of planning and inability to execute plans makes you poor. If illicit sex can't make you rich, then it can't make you poor either.

You should be weary of contacting diseases.
Sex outside or inside marriage is still the same thing, same actions, moaning and Cummings.


You've been fed with the idea of it making you poor from birth and that's why you're caged in that believe.

All in all, stick to one woman it save you a lot of money, dramas and troubles.

When I become the President such men will be shot dead on National TV and any parents who have less 5 million in their account will be forcefully castrated after 2 kids.
Anyone who can't have monthly income flow of 200k will be forbidden from getting married or having a child.

No experience, beards is the only thing I hate on my body as a man. I wish I can stop it popping up forever.

It's Monday, time for business.


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By the way... The guy above me no get sense, it's scientifically proven and I have evidence.

Nbotee:
There is something definitely wrong with these ediots and the Minister of Petroleum in particular.. U want to spend billions enough to build new refineries on an ancient refinery running at a loss only to resell it? Abi which kind economics dis ppl dey practice

You believe sey dem go spend that kind amount repair refinery? Those basterds wan loot half of the money.

Nobody in his right sense go use amount wey e fit use buy new thing, use repair am.... Na madness

Base on what she bought with the money, it's not spiritual nothing... Dey girl just get longer throat.

sirblend:
I tried reaching you through the WhatsApp link on your profile but couldn't connect.

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