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Car Talk › Re: Man Begs Profusely As A 2021 Gwagon Is Being Offloaded by Offpoint1: 9:43am On Apr 12, 2021
As e just wan drive comot from Apapa, make container just fall on top the engine....

Celebrities › Re: Rita Edochie Finally Forgives Ada Jesus & Warns People To Stop Defaming Others by Offpoint1: 9:19am On Apr 12, 2021
Hf
Politics › Re: Woman Reportedly Brutalised By Rivers Police Loses Pregnancy, Demands Justice by Offpoint1: 7:33am On Apr 12, 2021
No such thing as "justice" in Nigeria, unless she's well connected.
Romance › Re: “my Boyfriend Has Zero Hustling Spirit, Relies On Salary” – Lady Earning 3X More by Offpoint1: 11:02pm On Apr 11, 2021
I love the guy, he can't kill himself.
75k per month, what do I need in life again?

Romance › Re: Male Friends With Benefit Needed - Lagos by Offpoint1: 10:56pm On Apr 11, 2021
Please what's "friend with benefits"?

I want to know if it's the same thing with "friends with benefits... The one I know.


I meet all the requirements, but I have a tiny dxck... You may not BENEFIT MUCH
Romance › Re: How Naked Ladies Almost Ruined My Music Career Yesterday (pics & Videos) by Offpoint1: 6:57pm On Apr 11, 2021
Another Casanova like Davido, e never reach anywhere na nyansh of a 45 years stripper make am lose focus.
Romance › Re: Looking At Your Boyfriend/girlfriend by Offpoint1: 6:52pm On Apr 11, 2021
No, neither can I that's why I go for my class.
We are both dumb with 5 IQ


Thank you
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by Offpoint1: 6:47pm On Apr 11, 2021
sapphiere:
The FUTURE is FEMALE
gringrin
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by Offpoint1: 5:16pm On Apr 11, 2021
sapphiere:
Do I care? As far as they are not the ones paying my bills it doesn't affect me.

Are they themselves better?
grin I love your ministration, remind me what the future is againgrin
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by Offpoint1: 4:14pm On Apr 11, 2021
sapphiere:
Op hmm this your question is hard to answer o. I can't really tell what I will never engage in. Anything can happen.

Situations make people change. I remember when I was young, I'd tell myself that I will never follow a man to a hotel. If he can't take me to his house he should forget. But situation changed things.


Also, I vowed never to involved myself in abortion but a guy I dated sometimes ago after getting me pregnant gave me abortion drugs to take.

So this your question is hard to answer. Anything can happen. I'm always praying for the best while being prepared for the worst.

These were the 3 things I vowed never to do when I was young but I did them due to situations I found myself at that time. And since I've done these 3 things, I can possibly do anything.
1. Sleeping with a man in a hotel.
2. Doing abortion. (Did my first abortion at the age of 16. I was naive. Did the last one at the age of 19)

3. Sleeping with a married man. (my lecturer who disturbed me a lot and frustrated me academically till I bowed to his pressure).

I'm always praying for God's help and directions.

Being a girl child is not easy. Once you're 16 you buy almost everything for yourself. And girls things are quit expensive.
For instance, you need at least 1500 to make hair while a boy would cut hair with 200. You need to buy body cream and soap while a boy can survive without cream. Not to mention buying of pads.

To be a woman is not easy.
Nairaland boys go roast you today, dem go screenshot this and frame it on their walls
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by Offpoint1: 3:46pm On Apr 11, 2021
fayomim:
Yu don't want sense?
No sir, I want to be senseless
Family › Re: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by Offpoint1: 3:15pm On Apr 11, 2021
pmc01:
I just weak. His tone sef is demeaning
One of the worst shxt I've read on Nairaland, truly marriage is not for everyone.

Imagine if it was the wife telling him to warn his mother not to visit without pre...
Family › Re: My Mother-In-law Just Walked Into My House Without A Notification by Offpoint1: 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2021
Lol people dey this life, I doubt if this guy marriage will survive 5 years.


Op instead of running and hiding like a chicken under your bed why not confront the woman yourself, this would have save you from hiding next time cause I believe that will have been the last time the woman will ever visit your home.


Some people have no business with marriage, na societal pressure push this one go marry.
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened Between This Female Banker And I by Offpoint1: 12:37pm On Apr 11, 2021
Ebuka78:
Lie....

How would she lose focus on her job?


Make I no spoil your story shaa.
Don't mind the op, he thinks everyone's dumb.

All Nigeria banks staff share desk with zero time for chit-chat, unless the branch he went to is located in a village.
All banks in the city is always filled up with customers queueing to be attended and bank staffs have zero time to chat
Nairaland General › Re: Two Things You Can Never Engage In? by Offpoint1:
1. Having sense
2. Number 1


Thank you

Christianity Etc › Re: Do Intending Christian Couples Really Hear From God Before Getting Married? by Offpoint1: 10:25am On Apr 11, 2021
Mokason288:
Yes and there is repercussions when they ignore the VOICE

Blessing and Peace of mind when they obey
Who was responsible for Adam's down fall?

Who gave Adam wife?


Ponder on the answers
Romance › Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by Offpoint1: 8:26pm On Apr 10, 2021
Govocrete:
The guy should just celebrate for escaping from sharing his baby or wife with the other guy for rest of his life.

The fear of women is the beginning of wisdom.
Loool, that's injustices to the man... Home confinement for what he's running fromgrin
Romance › Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by Offpoint1: 8:20pm On Apr 10, 2021
Viknat:
it's a skit. A comic skit. How babe go on light for night dey lash?
You think white folks give a shit about sex? People that have sex on their balcony on a broad day light... You think sey na 9ja?
Romance › Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend, Catches Her Having Sex With Another Man by Offpoint1: 8:14pm On Apr 10, 2021
merieam16:
Team foreign girls cheesy
You go too like trouble grin
Romance › Re: Lady, 30, Dupes Lover N10m, Dumps Him For Another Man (pic) by Offpoint1: 8:46am On Apr 10, 2021
lebete3000:
Abeg what business can you do with 500k?

Open a beer parlor?
Give me the 500k and see me return 1m in 2 months time to you
Romance › Re: Man Goes To Propose To His Girlfriend But Catches Her Having Sex by Offpoint1: 8:17am On Apr 10, 2021
Not new under the sun
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari: NNPC To Construct Africa's Largest Gas-Powered Plant In Maiduguri by Offpoint1: 7:33am On Apr 10, 2021
Ammishaddai:
Our government is truly clueless. How can you be building a gas installation in a place that's overrun with insurgency? Anyway, another waste of resources is uploading
Something their Northern brethren will keep blowing up every month, then they will start wasting money on repairs upon repair until they shut it down.

These people don't think
Travel › Re: Traffic Advisory: Lagos Marathon Holds Today. See List Of Blocked Roads. by Offpoint1: 7:31am On Apr 10, 2021
Bigprick9inches:
grin grin grin grin na him dey the middle
Taa! E no fine like thatgrin
Romance › Re: These Are The Real Alpha Male (pics) by Offpoint1: 7:20am On Apr 10, 2021
D6thSense:
There is no gain in being an Alpha Male and no honour in Simping. Following what your heart wants is the true source of life's happiness.
Giving up yourself to love and be properly loved is one of the most fascinating experiences in life.

I have seen Alphas walk through life lonely and unhappy after their prime as they suffer from the perils of their pride. I have also seen Simps endure dehumanizing conditions because of their low self-esteem, looking for love where there is none.

Finding an equilibrium between your proud outlook and acts of service (demonstrations of love) is the surest way to enjoying the passion of loving and being loved in the consciousness of your self-worth.

Richdad
Dem ma dash ya simp title for this...
Travel › Re: Traffic Advisory: Lagos Marathon Holds Today. See List Of Blocked Roads. by Offpoint1: 7:15am On Apr 10, 2021
[quote author= post=100657441]Some of us @[/b] are there already since 6am.
Fully kit up.
We will be bringing home the Benjamin's.


Meanwhile,
Here is the [b]PRIZE MONEY FOR MEN AND WOMEN
.
1st Position, $30,000.
2nd Position, $20,000.
3rd Position, $15,000.
4th Position, $10,000.
5th Position, $5,000.

See like Nairaland.
Things are getting heated up at Gbagada to Oworoshoki rn.

Jogging all da way wink[/quote]My prayer been sey make God make you expose your picture on nairaland... You know the rest
Travel › Re: Traffic Advisory: Lagos Marathon Holds Today. See List Of Blocked Roads. by Offpoint1: 7:13am On Apr 10, 2021
Pavore9:
East Africans for the money! cheesy
We know sey na Kenya get the winning... E be like sey motor no dey that countrygrin dem fit run from Sokoto to Toronto and backgrin
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State (Photos) by Offpoint1: 8:22pm On Apr 09, 2021
Dalil8:
And why are you so bothered about her kids? She never thought of them when she murdered him.

She deserves to die as well.
Answer my question oga....
Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Stabs Husband To Death In Delta State (Photos) by Offpoint1: 8:18pm On Apr 09, 2021
Dalil8:
Please don't try her in the courts.

She should be hanged ASAP.
And the 9 kids sent to you right?
Crime › Re: Isn't This Sexual Harassment? by Offpoint1: 2:43pm On Apr 09, 2021
LuciferO:
didn't say you have a tiny dick, I said what if he said it that way just wanting to touch your dick
If he wanna, he should politely ask me and I'll let him...
Crime › Re: Isn't This Sexual Harassment? by Offpoint1: 11:22am On Apr 09, 2021
Teacher1776:
You are simply trivializing the issue here.
The writer ought to have sternly told the teacher she doesn't like being touch there.
The issue is worth trivialising. She let it glide with exam excuses, what happens after exams?

The issue is useless here to me and to the lecturer since she failed to let him know she's in intolerable to such manners.
Crime › Re: Isn't This Sexual Harassment? by Offpoint1: 11:18am On Apr 09, 2021
LuciferO:
so if a male lecturer touches your d*ck in class and says moves your small thing, how would you react?
My tiny dxck can't obstruct free flow movement of a passing lecturer, no! Not possible. So, your assumptions can't stand.
Car Talk › Re: Man Drives Tesla Into A Petrol Station Leaving Attendants Confused by Offpoint1: 7:08am On Apr 09, 2021
I wish the car owner knows how foolish he is...

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