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KristaPretty:
This guy is a giant na, I fit de reach am for knee even with my 5ft8 height

lol, oya come to me... I be your size, just 6ft3...

KristaPretty:
I fit even enter the guy shoe as Toyota corolla

TGIF

naso you small reach?

I rather sleep in the streets this raining season than in that

My own 6 tips:

1. Go out at least with 95% of your madness
2. Make sure your madness is higher than the guy before you and after you
3. Leave your gentemanness in the church, you don't need it on Monday to Saturday.
4. Learn some few boxing skills, anything fit happen
5. Learn how to yell and shout
6. Don't blink, anything fit happen

Nothing do you jor, we only live once. enjoy every moment, at work or at home.


That idiot saying "Nigerian police" in the video should check out YouTube.

Telling female folks to stop depending on guys money is like telling female mosquitos to stop sucking blood.

After 15 years of dating my igbo girlfriend, I decided to visit her family to do the neccasery things. Her family gave me a list that send chills down my spine and account balance. I wanted to back out, I wanted to run away but bae managed to encouraged me... that was how I paid with all my life savings and as I was about leaving... something stroke me, turn back and looked at the room! everyone's smiling except me. That was how I walked to my father-in-law and "Please can you give me receipt?"


If supermarket will give me receipt for 1k product, I don't see why they won't give me receipt for selling their daughter.

Tiva: Got no free time cuz my shít is EXPENSIVE

Wizkids: Guys! hold my beer... I'll f**k her EXPENSIVE SHÍT tonight

Nigerians sef, person put him fun time online some professionals ofos dey talk family and brother.

Both him brothers, wife and children no be him family ni? abi family don get another meaning?


I don't believe in family first bullcrap, my happiness comes first.

If na my brother wan make me sad for life, I go disbrother,
If na my children, I go disown dem,
If na my wife, I go divorce her,
If na my papa, I go dispapa am.
If na my mama, I go dismama her...

me no send anybody wey wan make me sad

good

kurlz:
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As serious as I can be...

I can't forget that faithful Sunday morning I went out to offer a Special Number and as I took the mic, the keyboardist starts playing... as I turned to face the congregation, my eyes went directly to the fair lady sitting right at the front seat in mini skirt without panties on... I saw what I shouldn't see and that was how I forgot the song I practiced the whole week. Next thing I saw was something growing and rising from my trouser.


chai

The sex position guy is my favorite nairalander, he's giving NL mod a run for their money

he started from position 1 and he's progressing day by day. I need that kinda persistence spirit.

I'm not an hypocrite, subconsciously I'm practicing every position he posted
I pitied those quoting him, it's like hailing him. The difference between him and ÎLegend is... ÎLegend writes epistles, while the guy summarize in pictures
If I was to be a mod I'll resign

At least he's not scamming anybody like those bet9ja and Canada guys.

@ the topic... I need the blueprint.




Let me scroll down to SEE BELOW A CANADA VISA

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Either way, let him relax there for at least a year.

Most Nigeria governors are only active in their first month in office, before the whatever spirits that makes them useless takes over.


Mimiko ruined Ondo state Water Corporation till date, their office at NEPA look like places where rats mate.

GMbuharii:
In a sane country,Abacha would've been posthumously prosecuted and convicted.

But funny thing is,mumurians,with their eyes wide opened,voted for a man who said Abacha never stole a dime.
They aren't talking buh everyday, you hear them foaming over GEJ Pej Diezani Iweala emefiele etc

Wretchs

I no be lawyer, abeg help me explain how this one possible " posthumously prosecuted and convicted." lol

Psady:
so u look well no difference abi? Go see optometrist ,ur eye need serious medical evaluation.anyway we that know them from time past knows they changed tremendously.

Adding bodily fats and leaving beard is not a change, it's a choice.

It's funny how when people upload their throw back pictures, some of you will be screaming "money's good"

You can't compare phone cameras of then to now, you can compare tailors or clothing materials of then to now. all these filters and blur cameras making you people look fresh, when you know the truth.



I'm never going to upload my pics online until my mirror convience me enough.

I hate filters

Bloggers be like "After he was beaten to death, he was later burn alive"



Fine face ugly body, I'll stick to my Vaseline

Phenomenal16:
...ur name says it all....a cheat will always be a cheat

That's the point I'm driving at...

If a guy knows the rule of the game, no woman can cheat on him.

Even a prostitute has someone she's loyal to

Til date I still can't pronounce this Quranic Elder fig tree, abi na Eldee fit tree of a thing.

We should adopt our African religion and do away with all these imported ideologies of the white men.
No black man is going to a whiteman heaven, there's a reason why the universe separated us geographically, culturally, physically, mentally and spiritually.

Phenomenal16:
...ur name says it all....a cheat will always be a cheat

"A cheat will always be a cheat" is a misconceptional statement and a void ideology which can be proven wrong.

A cheat will not always be a cheat, the Biblical verse of Ecclesiastes says "There's time for everything"

lefulefu:
some guys will call a girl their girlfriend but sugar daddies don carry her visit all d hotels all over abuja.wettin she dey do for dose hotels she go tell u say na business confrence and u will jus swallow and believe.other guys will call a girl dhier girlfriend but such girls are ashamed to identify with d guy in public.

Daddy-Daddy, you need a unique skill to keep what's yours yours forever.

luvyaself95:
No mind those idiots them go just open thread spitting nonsense. orsuor..

Is the insults neccasery? you should understand that women are the most easiest being to manipulate or control.. until you learn how to do that, you'll always end up having a cheating partner because you fail to learn what a man should posses.

lilwetdick:
tell us the magic you will do to stop her from cheating something interesting that is not about sex

Sex? can any man biologically satisfy a woman sexually?

There are greater things rather than sex.
Precisely I don't go further than 30 seconds

As a guy if you're girlfriend is cheating on you, you're responsible and should be blamed for it.

The moment I made you my girlfriend, I'll make you believe I'm too good to be true.

.....I was supposed to write more on this thread, but let me hold on for the comment section.

When I said "Girlfriend" I mean girlfriend, not some side chick or Konji plan B.

nepapole:
Lucifer ramadan......

That guy na confirm clown.

truthsayer009:
Is she sure the website is not a fake one?

Probably a cloned remita website... that's why it's advisable we should becareful dealing online, site domain should always be looked out for before giving some vital information of ours.

I thought the man in white hair was dead...


RIP, even though I don't know him.. not nollywood fan.