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Donlexybaze:
egbon I trust you I no say na Man u Be

lol, salute baba

nonhuman:
1. Her breast is about 40 and in good shape
2.her ass is big enough for my liking
3. Not wide but not wetting, my dd is big enough
4. Her body is not stiff but very heavy no stretch marks at all, and she is very neat

OK, nice...
then let her go if there's no flaws... you're just not attracted to her.

lefulefu:
my guy iyam suspecting op don scatter d girl body and now he wants to run. babe bwest wey first dey stand b4 its like op don finish d bwest with too much sucking and pwessing and dat d bwest don fall our estemmed op wants to escape and look for more fwesher babes.na wetin me dey suspect for d matter o.

Lol, Daddy o... I respect you sir. I believe you sir

The wrong guy is in the picture...

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Nonsense write-up, I stop reading at the 3rd paragraph.


Precisely, BBQ of a guy no get life outside nairaland? if a take a month off NL and back he's / she's here commending twice or more on a single thread like a confused pregnant rat.

Ndipe:
Are you serious that these dishes taste better than ohr local soups like atama, afang, ikon ...?

I know what you're trying to do, you want me to start shaking tables... I won't Mbok

lol, what a biase list.
Without iya musuru on that list, then the list is void.

The woman amala's so good, I personally went with my pen in the last General presidential election and added her name on the voting paper and voted for her.


Her Amala's so good the first day I ate I forgot I'm from Bleep state, I went home and change my name to Inumidunsi

kaen1317:
All these pastors that are richer than Jesus Christ, I wonder if it's the same gospel they are preaching. Judgement day will be one hell of a day.

Considering the numbers of human beings that are dead and living and numbers of sins committed, there won't be JUDGEMENT DAY but JUDGEMENT CENTURIES. Remember everyone is going to be publicly confessing their sins, how do you pull that off in a day?

Donlexybaze if I don comment on this kind of thread, where else will I comment?

Op! your current girlfriend don't want you to go to hell, but if you still want to go to hell... answer this few questions.

1. What's the size of her breàsts, are your exes or "other girls" breàsts huge, fresh, standing, erect nipples and more "yokoto" than hers?

2. Her axx, is it bigger, smaller, rounded, soft, movable and in motion than hers and "other girls"?

3. Her "hgdrh"xxfd" is wider, tighter, sugarish, and *may the Lord forgive me* than your exes or the "other girls"?

4. Her body, is portable, moveable IN-ZA-ODA-ROOM, rotate-able and stretch marks-less than your exes and "other girls" own?

Answers to this questions will determine my advice.


We know Konji na Bastard, but e get preferences and likes. Once your Konji got no preference and likes, non you're already unfortunate in life.

I leave the rest to my Big Daddy, no other person than in the person of Lefulefu. The man who taught me everything I know

You're not a woman beater bro, women beaters have no remorse like you did. You're just broke and frustrated.

When responsibilities keeps piling up like my ex-GF unwashed pants, and your account balance keeps dropping down like my landlord daughter's IQ, London Bridge or the Biblical Wall of Jericho... then frustration sets in and the first symptom is ANGER and the closest and weakest available person at that moment you'll definitely vent it on.

That suicidal thought is a wonderful decision, but not the solution.

Fix your shít together before ever considering marriage as a guy. Don't be deceived by those illusions call love, poverty is an antidote to love. Once that P guy sets in, every dose of love you've taken would be cleared out instanta.

I believe before you might have raised your hands on her, she must have said something that offended you. Understand it's not easy for her too, she's enduring and at the same time going through the same thing you're going through. Women are special beings, they weren't meant to suffer. If you're not meeting up her needs, she's frustrated just as you are... little things might pissed her off and same applicable to you.

My advice to you is... both of you should go on a long time break, while you fix your life financially, emotionally and mentally.

If poverty can make one querelled his creator, then I can't blame one for hitting his partner.

There is a day I took a shovel and headed straight to my dad grave and nearly dug him out, just to asked him why he died broke.

LAS LAS GOD GO PUNISH POVERTY.

The guy after the guy below me is a known clown here and I belong to his team too, but for unknown reasons we're saying something nice to op... Op you'll make it.

If you propose to me as a lady...
You'll definitely pay my groom price, marry me, cloth me, feed me, provide a shelter and take care of our children forever.... and lastly, you'll be the BANGER AND I THE BANGEE

That first picture is definitely not a fight, lol.

The caption for it is "I die on this axx today"

She has forgotten all her sorry the way she lay on it like it's her resting place.



Meanwhile, the guy after seeing this news

I got love for 32A-C...
I love my breast strong, small and ever erected nipples... This way, me and my children can suck without the fear of it slagging or sagging.


I can suck breast non stop for 2hrs, I've never had sxx longer than 1 minutes.



NL word sensor be like "I've never had bleep... " wetin be bleep?

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Lol, life's interesting... just when thought you've seen it, then bang! something shîtter springs up out of the blue.

The faintee looks malnourish, probably fainted because of hunger and not savage.

If any of my relatives or friend tried to kill himself over a woman, that day I'll commit murder.

Weaklings should be send to heaven, no space on earth for them.

Hoinmard77:
Why would draw your conclusion by tagging him as unreasonable..
Abeg na u wan feed the new wife? Besides everybody has their personal reasons for taking any action, he is answerable to nobody..
Don't always judge a book by its cover cos u don't know what he may be going through with the first wife...U better pray for a wife that won't frustrate life out of u.

The vow was for better for worse...

I doubt if they won't assinate him, the police force is an organization were if you refuse to join them in the dirties... they eliminate you when you're vulnerable.

lonelygem:
So, we should legally marry one but feel free to have hundreds of side chicks and mistresses.

We've seen many of our supposed men of God who now finally settle with another woman while the legally wedded wives are still alive. And our brothers keep saying men shall not live by bread alone, as a typical African woman with such understanding for that matter, u should know that stoping a man from eating his bread with butter might lead to a course warranting a man to even start trying other alternatives like pan-cake, like chees balls, even guguru and donkua.

The moral lesson is since you cant stop a guy from dating you alongside with some of your close friends back then, even without u smelling it, what makes you think you can suffocate his throne of desire now because u have just been privileged to make it to his home.

Minding ones business and sticking to only that which concerns us primarily is indeed the key to sincere happiness.

Nawa o, Essay writing na your favorite subject for school.

na diz small tin I yan na you take dey matter long like this?

She broke up with me yesterday night and this evening she saw me Dancing to "Zero Problemè" by Patoranking in my Nigga's Saloon.

I feel more hurt when MtN deduct N50 for a caller tone I didn't subscribed for, than when anyone break up with me.

Like I always said "The moment I asked you out, that very moment I start preparing for breakup so when it finally happens you'll be wondering if I was ever in love with you in the first place"

Precisely, the only time I've ever considered suicide was when I was trying to download a porn video of 5mb with Glo network.

Next life I wanna be the WELL not the fùcking FETCHER.
Life's easier with the HOLE than with the ROBE