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Crime › Re: Man Roasted Alive While Smoking In The Backseat Of His Friend’s Petrol-laden Car by Offpoint1: 6:04pm On Jun 04, 2019
There's nothing sweeter than dying while doing what you love most.




This story sounds too unbelievable. Can anyone actually light a cigarette in a car he was given a lift? that's very insulting.

it could have been some electrical faults, there's no way she knows there's fuel in the car and still sat there let the man lit a cigarette.
Health › Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by Offpoint1: 6:01pm On Jun 04, 2019
Not interested, I don't wanna walk the street 20 years to come and walk into my photocopy. I got a strong gene.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Any Standard Graphic Design School In Kaduna? by Offpoint1: 12:33pm On Jun 04, 2019
ellagabs:
graphics design #30,00 - 6 weeks motion graphics (includes graphics design) #80,000 - 10 weeks
All tools are provided...
U can walk to the reception and do some inquiry sha..
30k for 6wks, what will they be able to teach in 6wks time?
Celebrities › Re: Woli Arole And Asiri Comedy Recreate Andy Ruiz Vs Anthony Joshua Fight by Offpoint1: 10:59am On Jun 04, 2019
Waiting for those hopeless IKD boys version
Crime › Re: Umuahia Youths Set Police Vehicle On Fire Over The Death Of Boy Shot By Police by Offpoint1: 10:58am On Jun 04, 2019
etibaba:
Action like this will give the police a rethink before pulling the trigger in future. Enough of all these senseless killing by trigger happy nincompoops.
It won't give them any shît, this not the first and 100 time their vehicle or station has been destroyed.

make we use our head always, na dey main thing.
Crime › Re: Umuahia Youths Set Police Vehicle On Fire Over The Death Of Boy Shot By Police by Offpoint1: 10:43am On Jun 04, 2019
Two stupid individuals, unfortunately one didn't live to witness the end of their foolishness. Don't engage any Nigerian uniform and armed man, you guys won't listen. Una dey form Rambo and right for where right no dey.

I can't even tell my neighbor to dim his Car light, talk more of a frustrated, armed and Angry Nigerian policeman.

Burning police patrol vehicle or station won't bring him back to life, nor stop his parents agony.
It won't even stop or deter Nigerian police from killing unarm civilians, we should leave home with our senses and drop our foolish whenever we're going out.

If you quote me wrongly, your street transformer go blow before Friday.
Nairaland General › Re: Lagos Beggar Refuses Sachet Water, Insists On Getting Bottled Water by Offpoint1: 10:26am On Jun 04, 2019
Where's the guy that said "Begger has no choice" ?

Wake up from your grave dude, a lot is happening in 21st century.
Phones › Re: Facebook Launch Avatars Bitmoji,for Messenger by Offpoint1: 11:58pm On Jun 03, 2019
Kennitrust:
my it about opera mini. Immediately you on your data, ads start pooping up
Enable the ad blocking on your opera
Phones › Re: Facebook Launch Avatars Bitmoji,for Messenger by Offpoint1: 9:06pm On Jun 03, 2019
Kennitrust:
Please nairalander, do you guys also experience this issue with your browsing issue with me and what is the best way out of this mess?


Whenever I on My data to browse, ad will not allow me to access the important reason I on my phone.

What do I do to minimize, if possible to stop the disturbances I'm experiencing with these excess ad?


Please be mature to help a brother.
use opera mini
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Cosmas Maduka Preaching In Lagos Street by Offpoint1: 8:57pm On Jun 03, 2019
I disagree to agree on this one
Sports › Re: Was Anthony Joshua Loss Fixed? Nigerian Man Believes It Was Scripted by Offpoint1: 8:19am On Jun 03, 2019
virginboy1:
This fixed match spoil boys tickets gan!!! cry



On the contrary,

Happiness is when u thought you've eaten the last akara, but u touched the nylon and feel one one cheesy
God bless you brother, God bless you... there's no happiness greater than thatgrin
Celebrities › Re: Abby Oyebade's Blocked Her Ex Boyfriend, He Transfers Money To Her Account.... by Offpoint1: 8:14am On Jun 03, 2019
stag:
Lol! Really desperate...

Pls..

There this awkward moment when you’re walking along a corridor and someone is coming directly opposite you. To avoid collision, you step to the right. To also avoid colliding with you, the person steps to one side too. Incidentally, to the right too.
To give way, you step to the left. Almost at the same time, he also innocently steps to the left.

Then both of you start going left and right

What’s the English term for it? If you know, quote.
The English term for it is "Left and right confusion" gringrin


You're welcome
Education › Re: 20 Rarely Used English Words That We Need To Know by Offpoint1: 8:03pm On Jun 02, 2019
Uyi168:
I'll probably forget 95% of these immediately I leave this thread...
cry
lol, your own still better... before I quote you I don forget 98% already.
Christianity Etc › Re: 'Hot Slap Parade' Inside Church By Boys And Girls (photos) by Offpoint1: 7:04pm On Jun 02, 2019
na my church be that o
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Now The Largest Pentecostal Denomination In The UK, Churches Outnumber Pubs by Offpoint1: 1:18pm On Jun 02, 2019
Mintayo:
Reason why Satan is fighting hard against African countries. God is raising great men from African Countries, men that are willing to take the gospel to the world.
Satan is also fighting hard to counter this, fake "pastors" everywhere.
Soon missionaries will be going to these Western nations to tell them about the good news. smiley
Lol, your last statement... who brought the good news to you in the first place?
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities React To Anthony Joshua's Defeat By Andy Ruiz by Offpoint1: 1:05pm On Jun 02, 2019
Joshmodest:
In life you win some you lose most !
Anthony Joshua has experienced a rosy career , winnings here and there this is to let him know that no be every day pesin dey sleep for bed !

Nigerians should stop over reacting , cos all the people he has been beating since Sabi fight boxing too , Joshua's defeat has been long awaited .
Three reasons why Joshua lost ,Agree or not !
1. He didn't use ojuelegba as his entry theme
2. just like arsenal Joshua Sabi fight, for only his home ground - Wembley !
3. He met with Drake !
Loool, you don craze finishgrin

Wizkid ojuelegba na you dey talk?
Sports › Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Offpoint1: 8:30am On Jun 02, 2019
Donlexybaze:
baba why na ?
cheesy nothing... I just need to coach now, I no longer playcheesy
Sports › Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Offpoint1: 8:28am On Jun 02, 2019
kemicalreaction:
Bro, what happened? shocked shocked

You were my inspiration
gringrin I'm now a coach, I don't play in the fieldcheesy

you grab me
Sports › Re: Kinsey Wolanski Invades Liverpool Vs Tottenham Champions League Final Game by Offpoint1: 11:23pm On Jun 01, 2019
Donlexybaze:
chaii I ran out of Vaseline, abeg who get the one wey I fit borrow
cc:smellysperm
lefulefu
offpoint1
I'm retired sir... I hanged my boot long ago.
Sports › Re: Deniz Kedah Wanted To Take Penalty, Fans Left The Stadium In Turkish League by Offpoint1: 9:13pm On Jun 01, 2019
directorXixXICK:
People that don't watch football... Please what do you guys watchhuh
porn baby, porn
Crime › Re: Soldier Seen Punishing A Driver Under The Rain In Lagos by Offpoint1: 5:43pm On May 31, 2019
YorubaWarrior:
The rate at which I see grammatical errors on here is indeed alarming! You see why the future is bleak for the average 9ja youth. undecided

Just imagine "Under the rain" WTF? angry
Are they not under the rain ni? abi na untop the rain ni?

I know na in the rain
Celebrities › Re: Leye Kuti: Seun Egbegbe Abandoned By Colleagues In Prison by Offpoint1: 5:36pm On May 31, 2019
lol, The Biblical Joseph comes to mind... only Joseph's was innocent.

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