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I wonder why the Bible consider Samson the strongest man ever liveth, King Solomon should have been that title + the wisest too. Having a girlfriend is a problem, A wife enough problems + troubles... How can any reasonable man ever thought settling down with more than a single woman? |
piroux:This is the only sensible comment among the comments I've read in the entire thread. |
Enugupikin:Frustrated E-diot you should know a joke when you see one, but frustrated life is blinded with frustration you see frustration in everything. Change your frustration boy |
Enugupikin:Una Nigerians no dey ever support person dreams... you don sarè download all without supporting the musician... nawa o make I go download my own too ![]() |
Bloggers and G- boys right now
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kilojoDesigns:Kudos bro, nice job. I can't imagine the amount of time you put on this... I'm not a good illustractor cuz my drawing skill is not that good, imaginative drawing precisely. |
BruncleZuma:lol, I'm guilty as fûck... |
Only a mad human being will want FG to end SARs, end it and see how many Nigerians will lose their lives or properties in a day. A death penalty law should be enact as capital punishment for any military and paramilitary who killed or shoot any unarmed civilians, reform is a waste of time. |
Great job bro, well done. |
austyn0:I think it will, but not sure... you know when they click and see you've been member for a year without a single review, that's a bad message on it own. |
![]() there's nothing wrong with your brother, he's high and communicating with The most High. He's in the spiritual hence you carnal man won't understand him, smoke what he smokes then you'll understand he's in the spiritual realm. Moses was in the spiritual realm communicating with God for 40 days, your brother own is just 3 days and you're worried ![]() ![]() Let the guy rest, have you ever seen a weed smoker woke up and observed morning prayer? your brother is in the realm of the Holy of the holies ![]() If I say praise the weed, you say add the shepe ![]() praise, praise the weeeed! ![]() I'm out
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It's 2019 bro, there's promo on date one and get one free going on. I see 2some loading in the nearest future. I'm out
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Can you do a blôw job? there's vacancy for that in my establishment. |
Wow!!! it's so romantic |
Rosay15:OK, let me start with.... are you single? can we be friends both on nairaland and off-nairaland? |
I was going through some series of "police chase" live on sky5 on YouTube, mostly from LA... then it dawned on me referring Nigeria to a zoo is an insult to all animals living in zoos. Op, You've written well. What they really need is number 3, death penalty. The rest are useless to these guys, they're irredeemable. |
Rosay15: I mean it o... my heart is doing me some how for you.Let me know where I should start from abeg. who knows, next pre wedding pictures on front-page Fit be our own ![]() |
Rosay15:How can I marry you please? like what are the neccaseries steps, what do I need to do? do I start with toasting or I should go get a ring? |
boiz2men:like I said earlier, I had an account but I've not created any gig yet... I'm thinking I should create a new one cuz if I should create a gig on my 2 years account, the reviews will be bad. what I mean, imagine 2 years account with no single review or job done.... nobody will want to patronize me. I need your suggestion. I have a very good gig in my head right now and I believe it's first of it kind. |
Rosay15:You look so beautiful and so innocent. |
Are these logos or templates? |
Person go dey punch me anyhow like sey na him born me on top money issue... person no fit follow am play small, na so so punches him dey drop... if na me na him penįs I go bite, anything to create fear in your opponent mind is welcome. I'm out
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agya1:That's bullshits and disgraceful the biblical doctrine |
tomtos88:call 08069820812 let's argue about it ![]() |
When you obtain a level no one currently or in passed has obtained in that profession... you become the god of that profession. So permit me to say Messi is a god of football. Ronaldo fans please call 08069820812 for argument, I've enough strength to argue with anybody till next year December 31st and with still enough left to continue the year after. |
Nobi Ikanda wey him mama dey sell ganda for Wakanda be that?, I wish he should be sentence in Rwanda court and rot in Uganda jail... see him face like thunderbolt. |
Tomorrow the army will release a statement saying the guy was a vandaliser who exchange gun dual with them to evade arrest. End of story, nothing else can be done and everyone continue he/her life. Like I've always said "Nigeria should be sold to China and her citizens evacuated to Mar for scientific research purpose, and her landmass should be use for warheads testing ground" |
Of all things na Milo this one see steal, it woulda been better he stole condoms... at least police would understand why he did it. In this life if I ever want to steal, I'll never steal anything less than a billion naira- anything not worth a billion naira is not worth stealing. Steal what even police will respect you in times of arrest... check out Evans the billionaire kidnapper, he was arrested like a king, police even took selfies with him. have you ever seen police taken any selfie with petty criminals? I'm out...
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pagorino: don't imagine my brother... I lost my memory for almost a month after the punch![]() |
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