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Events › Re: Edo: First Wife Ambushes Husband And 2nd Wife On Their Way To Wedding Reception by Offpoint1: 10:21pm On May 25, 2019
I wonder why the Bible consider Samson the strongest man ever liveth, King Solomon should have been that title + the wisest too.


Having a girlfriend is a problem, A wife enough problems + troubles... How can any reasonable man ever thought settling down with more than a single woman?
Family › Re: How Do I Keep On Pushing With Nagging Relatives? by Offpoint1: 8:29am On May 24, 2019
piroux:
Very often, we say people nag a lot when we haven't found out that we ourselves have character flaws.

I'm not saying stay there but chances are if you leave to squat with a friend despite your bad attitude, you will have the same problems. Check yourself first, are your relatives complaints valid? Seriously, sit down and evaluate yourself.

Is it a case of a bad attitude or differences in upbringing and ideologies? If you're sure you are doing everything right, then you can look for alternatives.

If your character is flawed though, you will just make enemies all around. And everyone will be glad to see you leave their house. wink

Just saying.
This is the only sensible comment among the comments I've read in the entire thread.
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Releases A New Album, “Wilmer” by Offpoint1: 8:23am On May 24, 2019
Enugupikin:
says a hypocritical retaard like u
Frustrated E-diot you should know a joke when you see one, but frustrated life is blinded with frustration you see frustration in everything.
Change your frustration boy
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Releases A New Album, “Wilmer” by Offpoint1: 8:09am On May 24, 2019
Enugupikin:
thanks, I just downloaded all from there
Una Nigerians no dey ever support person dreams... you don sarè download all without supporting the musician... nawa o



make I go download my own toogrin
Phones › Re: Samsung Develops Algorithm That Creates Fake Videos With One Image (Pictures) by Offpoint1: 6:59am On May 24, 2019
Bloggers and G- boys right now

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: The Wait Is Over! Crimson Whisper Chapter 2 by Offpoint1: 7:56pm On Apr 03, 2019
kilojoDesigns:
If you're Keen eyed, You may notice a slight change in my art style From Chapter 1
https://www.nairaland.com/5067881/crimson-whisper-chapter1-prologue

I'd definitely keep improving as the chapters go by.
Thanks everyone for your support wink
cc

lalasticlala mynd44 MrRichmond Offpoint1

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Thanks for viewing, Chapter 3 already on its way
Making Comics is an hobby, I create amazing graphic designs for a living.
are you a fellow designer, comic artist or interested in saying hi/linking up
you can contact me whatsapp: 07018880219

It would be great to hear from you

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Kudos bro, nice job. I can't imagine the amount of time you put on this...

I'm not a good illustractor cuz my drawing skill is not that good, imaginative drawing precisely.
Celebrities › Re: Mike Ezuruonye Seizes Pirated Copies Of 'Chief Daddy' From Roadside Hawker by Offpoint1: 6:23pm On Apr 02, 2019
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

Dem never knack this one beating...

We are all pirates one way or the other...show me a Nigerian with a valid Microsoft Office Software on their laptop?
lol, I'm guilty as fûck...
Politics › Re: Shehu Sani, Reno Omokri React As F-SARS Killed Kolade Johnson by Offpoint1: 5:36pm On Apr 02, 2019
Only a mad human being will want FG to end SARs, end it and see how many Nigerians will lose their lives or properties in a day.

A death penalty law should be enact as capital punishment for any military and paramilitary who killed or shoot any unarmed civilians, reform is a waste of time.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Crimson Whisper Chapter1: Prologue by Offpoint1: 5:34pm On Apr 02, 2019
Great job bro, well done.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Robnectar by Offpoint1: 5:11pm On Apr 02, 2019
Robnectar:
lol..... ashawo boy grin
Lemme alonegrin no put San San for my gari abegcheesy
Business › Re: Questions About Fiverr by Offpoint1: 5:09pm On Apr 02, 2019
austyn0:
@ the bolded, does it really affect the account because I am somewhat in the same situation, albeit my stay off the platform didn't take that long.
I think it will, but not sure...
you know when they click and see you've been member for a year without a single review, that's a bad message on it own.
Health › Re: Help!! Weed Has Damaged The Brain Of My Brother. by Offpoint1: 1:48pm On Apr 02, 2019
gringrin there's nothing wrong with your brother, he's high and communicating with The most High. He's in the spiritual hence you carnal man won't understand him, smoke what he smokes then you'll understand he's in the spiritual realm.

Moses was in the spiritual realm communicating with God for 40 days, your brother own is just 3 days and you're worriedgringrin


Let the guy rest, have you ever seen a weed smoker woke up and observed morning prayer? your brother is in the realm of the Holy of the holiesgrin

If I say praise the weed, you say add the shepegrin
praise, praise the weeeed! grin


I'm out

Romance › Re: . by Offpoint1: 1:42pm On Apr 02, 2019
It's 2019 bro, there's promo on date one and get one free going on.


I see 2some loading in the nearest future.


I'm out

Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders, Please I Need A Job by Offpoint1: 1:39pm On Apr 02, 2019
Can you do a blôw job? there's vacancy for that in my establishment.
Nairaland General › Re: Ondo Governor Hailed As 123 Disaster Victims Get N51m by Offpoint1: 1:37pm On Apr 02, 2019
Wow!!! it's so romantic
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Robnectar by Offpoint1: 1:22pm On Apr 02, 2019
Rosay15:
.. start from anywhere u like oh.. cheesy
OK, let me start with.... are you single? can we be friends both on nairaland and off-nairaland?
Crime › Re: Will Ending SARS Stop The Killings? by Offpoint1: 12:51pm On Apr 02, 2019
I was going through some series of "police chase" live on sky5 on YouTube, mostly from LA... then it dawned on me referring Nigeria to a zoo is an insult to all animals living in zoos.


Op, You've written well. What they really need is number 3, death penalty. The rest are useless to these guys, they're irredeemable.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Robnectar by Offpoint1: 12:49pm On Apr 02, 2019
Rosay15:
.... ehn ehn, u dnt mean it... can't stop laughing cheesy
cheesy I mean it o... my heart is doing me some how for you.
Let me know where I should start from abeg. who knows, next pre wedding pictures on front-page Fit be our owntongue
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Robnectar by Offpoint1: 9:56am On Apr 02, 2019
Rosay15:
.. Lol, thanks for the compliment
How can I marry you please? like what are the neccaseries steps, what do I need to do? cheesy do I start with toasting or I should go get a ring?
Business › Re: Questions About Fiverr by Offpoint1: 9:23pm On Apr 01, 2019
boiz2men:
Please drop any questions about Fiverr and the entire fiverr community (Including me) on NL will try to answer.

Thanks
like I said earlier, I had an account but I've not created any gig yet... I'm thinking I should create a new one cuz if I should create a gig on my 2 years account, the reviews will be bad.

what I mean, imagine 2 years account with no single review or job done.... nobody will want to patronize me.

I need your suggestion.
I have a very good gig in my head right now and I believe it's first of it kind.
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Robnectar by Offpoint1: 8:45pm On Apr 01, 2019
Rosay15:
hbd to u.. wullnp
You look so beautiful and so innocent.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 10k Logo Sales by Offpoint1: 8:42pm On Apr 01, 2019
Are these logos or templates?
Sports › Re: Kash Ali Loses Boxing License Indefinitely After Biting Opponent (Photos) by Offpoint1: 7:27pm On Apr 01, 2019
Person go dey punch me anyhow like sey na him born me on top money issue... person no fit follow am play small, na so so punches him dey drop...


if na me na him penįs I go bite, anything to create fear in your opponent mind is welcome.

I'm out

Events › Re: Pastor Sends Catholic Guests Out Of Church During Wedding In Benue by Offpoint1: 6:59pm On Apr 01, 2019
agya1:
Fake News!!!!
It is a known fact that the NKST church the second largest church in Tiv land( after the Roman Catholic Church ) has a strict doctrine regarding weddings. One of of which is not permitting even members (but Non-communicants) from participating as groomsmen and bridesmaids as the case may be. This means that even if you're a member of the church but not a communicant you can't participate as earlier stated ( not to talk of non-members ).
Now this is their law/doctrine and it is well known to even non members of NKST church. It expected that you must abide by this if you must wed there.
Like every organisation/fraternity or even social groups there are laws governing them and it becomes Lawless as a member to want to disregard outrighly those laws.
You might want to argue that as a church there shouldn't dwell on doctrines rather on Grace...but again those in Benue/tivLand know NKST for it's very strict and conservative doctrines.
I know a friend who's bestman was bounced on hi's wedding day cos he was bearded..dude had to look for a replacement. That's how strict there are at NKST.
IMO the groomsmen or bridesmaids should have just gone to wait at the reception cos they can't pretend not to know the rules.
Please this wasn't about prejudice to any denomination.
Same rules apply to their members who aren't communicants!!!
That's bullshits and disgraceful the biblical doctrine
Crime › Re: Wanted Murderer 'Ikanda' Finally Arrested 9 Months After Going Into Hiding. Pics by Offpoint1: 3:44pm On Apr 01, 2019
tomtos88:
Kanda not ganda wink
call 08069820812 let's argue about ittongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Messi Is Not “god” – Pope Francis by Offpoint1: 3:35pm On Apr 01, 2019
When you obtain a level no one currently or in passed has obtained in that profession... you become the god of that profession. So permit me to say Messi is a god of football.

Ronaldo fans please call 08069820812 for argument, I've enough strength to argue with anybody till next year December 31st and with still enough left to continue the year after.
Crime › Re: Wanted Murderer 'Ikanda' Finally Arrested 9 Months After Going Into Hiding. Pics by Offpoint1: 3:03pm On Apr 01, 2019
Nobi Ikanda wey him mama dey sell ganda for Wakanda be that?, I wish he should be sentence in Rwanda court and rot in Uganda jail... see him face like thunderbolt.
Crime › Re: Woman Accuses Soldiers Of Killing Her Husband After Pestering Her For Sex.Photos by Offpoint1: 2:51pm On Apr 01, 2019
Tomorrow the army will release a statement saying the guy was a vandaliser who exchange gun dual with them to evade arrest. End of story, nothing else can be done and everyone continue he/her life.

Like I've always said "Nigeria should be sold to China and her citizens evacuated to Mar for scientific research purpose, and her landmass should be use for warheads testing ground"
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Humbles A Milo Thief, After A Fight During Interrogation by Offpoint1: 11:31am On Apr 01, 2019
Of all things na Milo this one see steal, it woulda been better he stole condoms... at least police would understand why he did it.


In this life if I ever want to steal, I'll never steal anything less than a billion naira- anything not worth a billion naira is not worth stealing.

Steal what even police will respect you in times of arrest... check out Evans the billionaire kidnapper, he was arrested like a king, police even took selfies with him. have you ever seen police taken any selfie with petty criminals?


I'm out...

Jokes Etc › Re: April Fool Pranks Thread: Recall Your Hilarious April Fool's Day Moments. by Offpoint1: 11:12am On Apr 01, 2019
pagorino:
no be small trauma oo, for u to land for hospital, I can't imagine the kg of that punch grin
grin don't imagine my brother... I lost my memory for almost a month after the punchgrin

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