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eneojoedu:
this are the kind of things I like to see...not tobi told miracle, miracle told Nina, Nina told CeeCee, CeeCee told Nigerians rubbish.

lol, I think Sey na only those rubbish tire o

ojex004:
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dierich:
people do call him my PA in d street coz they know us as 5&6, but I'm not comfortable anymore. imagine I'm treating HBP and I couldn't sleep since I'm awake around past 1am. I can't keep inconveniencing myself coz of him.

Dude is it only one particular girl he always brought or different girls?

If it's only one girl, tell him to keep your house clean., but if he's bringing different girls, be blunt and tell him to quit those shitz you ain't comfortable.

Even though is my brother using my house for bullshits I'll treat his fuckup, talk more of a friend. if you have an ounce of respect for me as a friend you wouldn't thought of using my house for such nonsense.

Dino98:
Very typical blackman...

1) hardly before u see anyone who works hard to earn money or who earns legit money showoff like this....check all the online show offs, they are done by those you can't explain how they make money.

2) how many people who earn money the wrong way are listed on Forbes richest people?? Why?? Becos even when they make the money the wrong way, they don't have sense to invest....all they do is show off and show off.

3) this is also a very typical black behaviour...we have this very deep craving to show off and let people celebrate us....I think its a poverty mentality...when y make the money, you see the need to let people know u are now on another level....all this we do without investing.


Now most of our young girls will be dreaming of making the money the way this one has and when they do, they will also want to let people see them.

The funny thing about all this is that it is always for a while...in the next 10years, lets see the stories about her, if there will be any.

There is a way that seemeth right...

Ten years time they'll be discussing to donate money to assist so so person treatment abroad...

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The black man with showcasing, what's the receipt on Net for? Mentally broke.


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lefulefu:
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na rituals
na probably ogboni man

My daddy has spoken, I concur sir

AryaSand:
You just brought back memories mehn! Nollywood was lit then, their Witchcraft stories then made sense ehen.

Back then if no be witchcraft story na rituals, then wicked uncle...

not all this princess, prince, king, queen and Palace 1-10 rubbish they're chunking out these days.

I'm proud of your confidence thought, I love how boldly you put your natural face out there.

Bluffly:
Its called endurance training. If you are trained to fight but not to endure beatings and torture then you are ill trained.

Which can endurance training again? no Nigerian needs endurance training. if you've endured the country right from birth till date you can endure anything.

OK guys! I've brought groundnut oil, fry pan and cooking gas... The problem is I don't know what else to fry again, I've fried everything I know... suggestions please.

sparkle7:
Being too churchy is not too good.
You got to know the good and the evil or else bad people will manipulate your naive mind.
Same reason God showed Adam & Eve the good Trees with good fruits and bad Trees with bad fruit.
So if you chose any then you live by it. Instead of blaming anyone for not telling you.
Sex Education should be Chiseled into every young mind that have come of age.
I dont like all these slangs mum and dad used for Pe.nis or Vagi.na. Which one is Pi Pi? Mum is Pe.nis! Haba!

First time I see someone who reason like, I'm always parents nicknaming sexual organs. They're just like every other part of the body, I hate all those pipi, kokoro nonsense.

Biglittlelois:
I use to think the couple will just pray to God for a child, it will appear inside the stomach, after nine months they'll go somewhere to pray, like a vigil or something, then the baby dissappear from the stomach to the mum's hand, we were very churchy churchy while growing up. I didn't even know man and woman have to do something to have a baby till I was in the University, lol.

Till university? auntie lie small small...

All this tithe, matter don tire me sef... how many times Jesus talk about tithes sef?

Make I just live right and If I quench God no go talk make I no enter heaven cuz I no pay tithe.

Since I watched "End of the Wicked" I stopped eating puff puff till date. Thanks to Nollywood for ruining my childhood.
I can still hear that "puff pufff, puff pufff" in my head.
Since 1999 I never taste am till date

This is not longer konji, it's spiritual.

How can a man be arouse by his own seed? ten thousand pastors from mountains of fire should be summon for his deliverance before the hang him by his balls.

I'm more concern about that Google Translation, look at what they wrote and what Google Translate is translating...

That's how they translated kwana gida to house warming.... nonsense.

imagine the first line says "Murnar nasarar ganduje" which means "we are celebrating gandule victory" google dey translate "The joy of ganduje is a good thing" WTF

DonX001:
If only you have even the slightest idea of the amount of work and reading Seun had put in for several years before when Nairaland was still developing before it got to this stage, you will just hide your mouth and go and sleep under table.
Its at least 10 times more than what ANY of these bullshit bloggers are doing today, no matter the number of years they claim they have been blogging.
You can quote me anywhere.
Any old timer here, or anybody who knows the amount of work it takes to develop and maintain a forum, not to talk of a giant forum, will know this.

Lol, I'm glad you said I should ask old members, maybe he put effort in early age of NL.. but now I can't boldly tell you nairaland workers are doing Jack... I can argue with you till next year December 31st and still have enough energy to continue the year after.

BlurayDesignTec:
What do you gain by spreading false rumors.... The building didn't collapse on its own as the OP is claiming. The building was demolished by the Lagos state government. LSNC and police are around to ensure the job is being carried out. Can't you all see the scene is calm and organized unlike the original school building's own? Have been hanging around there for more than 4hrs now.... It's a demolition and not a building collapse

I've always said nairaland mods are too lazy, I wonder if they're being paid to ban only.
one idiot will fabricate a story and boom, the mods will push it to front-page without making research to very the authenticity of the news.

ReneeNuttall:
Do u have to come to my page to spew trash about my picture?

Sorry if I took it too far, my sincerest apologies. I'm just an advocate of natural beauty.

once again I'm really sorry if I was hard on you.

ok

ReneeNuttall:
I used 100 gallons which I bought with ur money.Unam ikot.

Eyen ekami it's not worth insults...
Where's your self-esteem and confidence? you're beautiful without those dear.

spartan50:
Closed circuit television...

na case close television ni jor

OgahBohz:
up till I still don't know the meaning sef...

I've once come across the meaning somewhere buh I don forget!..

if that makes me dull ..so be it!...


I work ma ass everyday to keep myself and my family Happy..

and you want me to be putting one yeye word for head! f..k u!


some yeye foreigners don't really understand what we face in this country! ...

..
come back home and spend a year here in Lagos , working from sango to appapa and see if you won't forget your surname sef..

ori yin buru !!

Lagos stress I can't even remember my surname talk more of my granddad... I dey forget my name on Mondays sef

ReneeNuttall:
Honestly it was recently I knew the full meaning of CCTV. plenty things full the head mbok....Even Bubu go fail woefully.

How many gallons of pain you used for face mbok? Abasi mi ki ikpa-eyong

Just what I needed, I'm starting one already. in mine there'll be strippers and oloshos standby for those losing team fans to calm their nerves.

herbaylove:
HELLO!
Am sure you re doing good.
be happy..........................















wait.........were you expecting me to say more?
nah, don't have much to say about your comment, coz "your Username" already did dat.
your Comment was offpoint!

You see the world the way you are...


When you know the meaning of the above statement, quote me.

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You ruined the purpose of this thread by advertising yourself or products. It would have been better not advertising yourself here.

Your thread now look like more of condemnation than positive criticism. You don't condemn others to promote yourself, it's terribly wrong in business.

Oluwaseyi00:
That's Wasn't my intent when citing them,

Of course why will they disturb themselves to write topics again when a system has been put in place to oversee that..


My point is basically not focused on NL but the kinda things they do on the internet as a whole...

Do you know how many advert contracts they get daily? How much they dig to learn new stuffs?? How much they invest to maintain the site and keep it running for this past 14years?

The guys ain't idle is my point.

Those guys are as idle as slot in Ice Age movie, I can argue that till next year December.

decatalyst:
So sad how "inconclusive" has been incorporated into our English lexicon by this political jobbers.


Naija is on auto pilot, walahi

Autopilot still better, we on crash course, our plans is nose diving