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It's that Slim Shady?

rawfact:
You're certainly kidding.
Meanwhile, are you aware that regular reading is required to stay rich?

So is regular porn

rawfact:
You're certainly kidding.
Meanwhile, are you aware that regular reading is required to stay rich?

So is regular porn

Nothing to comment here, a mango tree can't never produce apple.

60 years old country who still can boost of 3 hours of electricity, the country should be sold to China.

Are they Benjamins? see as all of dem bend.

It's impossible to see such pictures of this current generation, at 35 most Nigerians are not even thinking about marriage, pregnancy by their girlfriends is like world end of the world.

I wish I was born in the 5th century, at 15 you're qualified to have 3 wives with just a farm and hut. My generation at 22 tell your parents you have a girlfriend they'll read genesis to revelation and give you millions reasons you shouldn't even think of having girlfriend.

The hanging should be by his balls, not by his neck.
I hope it won't take 20 years before they actually hang him.





Finally free from malaria.

Heard his dad was rich and influential, so that one contributed too.

98% of successful people will never tell you the secret behind their success, that's why I quit reading books and watch porns more.

eaglejay13:
You mean your grandfather used to call you offpoint?

e don tey nobi today yansh dey back... if you grab

Davash222:
$20,000. That's his salary in 5 hours or so.

Nawao. People get money oo. This world need to end, let's start another one.

I'm with you brother, if we start another and we still no rich we go press the restart button again until we get am right.

we can live in a world where some people 1 hour salary na like our 5 years own

Chuksmonika:
obviously,her mum,female siblings,female friends or her boyfriend will help her out

How will she remove it?

Don't stress yourself bro, you be her back up plan

SweetBuns:

What if there was no nairaland? What will you do?

He would have eaten buns, sweet ones for that matter

Food is the least thing I'll ever deny anyone. Like my grandfather always said to me "Offpoint no matter how full you are, you'll still be hungry in 5 hours time, so give that food to your brother"

I don't think there's any reasonable human being that will come to your house everyday just to eat, His conscience will not allow that.

I commend the guy for converting public ride to a private ride and maintaining it for 7 months without feeling the burden. His rode it's one of a kind.

Op if you need my advice you must admit you're the one, how can your friend confess all of these to you but can't meet up the guy condition? I'm not daft.

If you're reading this please pray for me.

Great talent but he chosed to use for something bad. It'd had been better he drew his teacher.

I've read a lot of stories about guys collecting/ demanding their girlfriendd to return back stuffs they bought for them after breakups, I want to know if in actual sense it's right to do so. To me I personally find it childish, a mature man shouldn't exhibit such behavior. If things didn't worked out with you both you should be a man enough to move on. It doesn't matter the circumstances that led to the break up.

So guys let's hear your opinion.

It's cool y'all, it's good you go wild once in awhile. I plan doing it with my wife during our honeymoon on a park or garden on Christmas day or new year.

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BalleyB:
She broke up with me and she doesn't know I am with another girl (which isn't a serious relationship).

I am giving it a shot but she replied and said she doesn't think it is a good idea if we talk on pgone.

Yeah, she's right, you shouldn't have discussed it on phone. Take her out to a cool place, If there's anyone you guys are used to, take her there. own up to you mistakes just like you did, let her know you've grown pass that now, let her know sincerely you've changed, the old you is dead and gone.
Whatever the outcome might be, handle it like a man. If she insist she's have moved on, wish her well and tella you wish things really worked out with you two.

Please just what you do don't show sign of desperation while doing this, else she might use it as advantage against you. Wish you best of luck man.

Just prepare for the worst, but pray for the best.

Go get your woman back man!

BalleyB:
Good evening everyone. I am going to keep this as short as possible because I wouldn't want to bore you with irrelevant information.

Dated this amazing lady for a year which was one of the best moments of my relationship life but I flopped with my insecurities and Jealousy which made her lose interest in me. I stopped being her "kind of guy" due to these distasteful actions of mine and we broke up two months ago.

The thing is, I have had another relationship after the break up but I can't seem to be able to get over her because she is one in a thousand (reason why I loved her in the first place).

Throughout the space of two months, we didn't have any form of communication until two days ago when I sent a text apologizing for my behavior during the breakup saga (I got emotional and said things I shouldn't have). She replied my text yesterday saying she had forgiven me because she knew I did those things due to the fact I was hurt and in her words "Time heals all wounds I guess"

We haven't had any other conversation since yesterday but I want to get her back. I felt since she replied my text with a positive "tone" I might be able to work things out with her.

Please I really need an advice because this lady means so much to me.

First of all who did the broken up? you or her? if you were the one your chances of getting her is 50%, but if was the one your chances of slimmer.

Second of all, did you know you've started another relationship in the last past 8 weeks? if she's aware, your chances is zero to none..

3rdly, what will happen to your current girlfriend if she gives you a second chance?

I need asks, which ever way give it a shot, but with zero expectations.

one thing about breakup is the way you misses her is the same way misses you.

di

BUSHHUNTER:
Imagine 10 cloned Messi on pitch Ah!!

lol, dem go win before the season even start... no need to waste time dey play dey go just carry dey cups go give dem all the time... cuz if you try sey you wan play dem, each match na 100 goals

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Where's Jackie Chan in that trailer?
you think you're doing me you're doing yourself.

She dey form tout or thug... she never jamb, when she jamb she go no her toutness na holiness for another man face.

You threaten me I eliminate you within 24hrs...

Like I always said "He that can't stand a break up has no business with a relationship in the first place"

The first day I ask you out, that day I start preparing for breakup so when it finally happens you'll be wondering if I ever loved you in the first place.

On behalf of all Nigerian guys, I'm donating that guy to Kenyans.

Funny the day you kill yourself that night another guy will be riding her on 1000 knots and doing 360deg with her IN-ZA-ODA-ROOM, after your burials they'll still do another round as a final goodbye.