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I can't wait for it to crash in 3 months time

pagorino:
your mum na Tyson?

that woman punch harder than Tyson and Joshua combine.

martineverest:
u are poor mathematically...the angle of depression not those eyes aren't toward the breast

Yeah I'm poor mathematically but not boobtically

if you don't give a fûck stroll down like me

I love this guy smartness, that's how you look at a woman boobs without anyone noticing or suspecting.... but I'm retired I know all the tactics.

I'm out...

It was 3 years ago, she sneaked in into my room while I was fast asleep on that faithful afternoon. She started romancing me, licking me, wore me a condom, undressed herself, stripe for me, seducingly walked to me, dragged me into the bedroom, tie my legs and hands to the bed, resume the romance again... stroke my d##k. at this time I've lost my sense of reasoning, I knew today I'm getting laid. Then she starts licking me from my toe down to my ears and whispered into my left ear in a sexy tone "April Fool" then she gets down and left me there helpless.

Anita God go punish you anywhere you today.


2nd one: she told me she was pregnant on the phone, she makes believable. I sat down and thought about my life for an hour, how I can feed myself talk more mother and child +myself. I bought 5 rubbers of sniper with my last card and I as I was about drinking, her text came in and I quote "April Fool my love, i was joking" .....i starved for 3 days cuz I've used my last card on sniper

She's an Ex now

3rd one: I was 16 then, I called my mom inside, sat her down and begged her to forgive me... after pleading for 30 minutes, she inquired to know what's the matter. I told her I've impregnated my lordland 16years old daughter, before I could let her know it was a joke... this woman gave me a punched and I was out... I woke up in the hospital a week after with broken nose and disfigured face.


I'm out

Here we are again, same old shît just a different year.

saxby:
Is there an app that can do that? Wouldn't mind having it on my spark device too

you watch porn too?

Good day guys, please my phone has refused accessing Google for 3 days now. I've tried all 5 browsers on my phone nothing is happening. Anyone with solution should help out.

All other site is working perfectly fine except google related sites.
Google
Gmail
Google Drive... all refused loading

There are some states in the US Sambisa forest is safer than, mostly area dominated by our black distance brothers. Most of them believe if you've never been shot or been to prison you're a pussi nigga.



The guy below me is a certified e-diot, both on earth and in heaven.

boiz2men:
send a pm. might forget. I will check my mail and send the link there if that happens

OK, I've just done that.

boiz2men:
To be honest with you. I am no expert. I do not know the things I did. I may have done something unknown to me. I will create a whatsapp link and drop on this thread. Do follow.

It will be my joy to see that someone is doing great because of what I told him. How proud and fulfilled I will be

Alright, the thread will likely be move from this section, mention me when you create the link.

boiz2men:
Been reading abour fiverr here on NL. I registered 2 years ago but didnt take it serious. Just last month I read a thread about a guy having a full time job on fiverr. I was compelled to start working on fiverr.

Guys, I started fiverr last month february and see what has become of my profile in less than 6 weeks.

And I do this part-time.

I only work on fiverr when I come home from work.. usually at about 8pm.. I work on fiverr 9pm to 1am daily. Imagine I was doing this full time.

nairaland has done more good than harm to me.

My very first web project was from a guy on NL. I wasnt so skillful then but he just believed I could do a good job and sent me money to build a website for him without even meeting. That job I did for him contributed a lot to what gave me a good footing in Lagos.


And now the fiverr threads I have been reading.

NL is so many things to different people.


attached is my earnings for the month of march

I'll love to learn few things from you, please let me have your number or this is my whatsapp contact 0705 451 5809.

I had fiverr account, but I'm yet to create a niche. I needed a guidance, most of e-books are not helping matters.

It works for you so easily, might not work for everyone. We all have different grace. I'm saying this so that those venturing should think it's like rice and beans. There are those who spend years on fiverr but couldn't make up-to a thousand dollars.

op, congrats.

OK offpoint is not a poet, but I love my stuffs original .

She sacrifices her beauty for my sakes,
She took the longest and most tremendous journey for 9 months all for my sakes,
She experienced the most excruciating pain known to humanity for my sake,
Even though I nearly ended her life in childbirth, the moment she saw me she showed me unconditional love.

She risked her career for me,
love me when I had nothing...
Taught me how to talk when I couldn't speak,
Taught me how walk, when I couldn't crawled,
Guide my every step when I was blind,
Fed me when I never even knew what food was,
Clothes me when I was naked,
Nursed me when I was sick,
Sacrifices her sleeps for mine sakes,

How can I ever repay you mama?
Will I ever repay you mama?

I know you'll be proud of a man you made out of me mama...
Silver nor gold do I ever to give to you, but I'll be ungrateful scum if I don't take a second to say this 3 words to you.... Thank You Mom.

They said men don't keep grudges for long, if to sey this guy na woman...Let me stop here...

Too much hatred in his heart could be one of the reasons his musical career is D.E.A.D



The guy with that long space up there, please send me your email address, I want to forward thunder from my spam box to you.

GogetterMD:
This is funny.


Baboons and chimpanzees are the masters of raiding, especially around communities that shares borders with the primate habitats. They go raiding when there's a shortage of food in their ape community

So we now have:
monkeys bandits,
Monkey invaders,
Monkeys Vikings,
Monkeys pirates,
Monkeys robbers?

We are not safe anymore, soon we go get monkey terrorists

ok

Mama na mama...

funmisticqueen:
troll. Move along

lol, I'm actually a fan of yours... I love your energy.

th

Guest007:
Off point, you do it so well

Thank you for the love

You're welcome, since you're indirectly telling me I won't be able to kiss that nose... then tell me when is your wedding? I need eat enough food as compensation

funmisticqueen:
Except for the hair. This is my everyday look

chai... now I know the reasons for all those your hash comments on NL

Guest007:
You mean your centre of gravity

leave me alone jor, I love your nose... I wish to kiss it one day [ That's if you're not married ]

Chrissyebony:
all the girls who die with makeup on the face will be avoiding this thread jejely

Nice boobs... that's my center of attraction.

gbosaa:
There is a difference between a tailor and a fashion designer.

They all deal with CLOTHES

softwerk:


See small girl of 18years owning her own car while I'm still here ordering uber and keke marwas!

Hmmmm......Last-last Ashawo no be work!

I dedicate this FTC to my landlord because after last night my one year rent has been settled.

lol, tell me what you did to that poor innocent man

She ugly sha

The guy beside me says "PDP"

Truly non of you guys above understands what's behind the story...
After chukwudi nearly ripped her sister's genitals out because of "Hungry Man" size indomie, she had the guts to go and eat it without her permission.

Wetin dey sweet na him dey kill pass