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The idiot with the lengthiest comment on this topic ended up commenting total gibberish. What does being a virgin has to do with a cheating partner? people with myopic this fücked-up should be restricted access to the internet. When they're supposed to go out there and learned reality, they locked themselves up in their Dungeon watching Pornhub and masturbating the last ounce of sense left in their relaxer filled up brain. Imagine the trash a supposed adult is typing...
There
are some comments on nairaland that makes you wanna give the person behind it a surprise visitation.

I need that "Satan66" favourite meme please.

ceeroh:
Bro Offpoint!!

Yes sir

How do one even had erection looking at this one näkedness?

Porn Actor and a troll

Preciousgirl:
There is this guy who is disturbing me with so called love though I have told him I am married. He claims he gets errecctions anytime he sees me. Even when he hears my voice and checks my WhatsApp status.

Is this a normal men's thing?
Could this be a true sign of love?
How do I react to this nuisance?

Just cure craze... you know what I mean.

Princejboy:
Nice moves.......I notice the males dwarfs are a bit taller than the females.

Are you not taller than your girlfriend/wife? it's normal stuff

Have always been curious to ask this question... "What's an average length of a dwarf penís?" I'm asking for a friend please.

Naijastar001:
Mumu. Let us check your playlist. How many timi dakolo songs do you have on your phone, how many waje, how many praize, how many frank edwards. Hypocrite like you destroying nigeria

Quote me when you know the meaning of "Hypocrite"

Nice one

Maxmill:
You know you have blocked head that's why ehn.

I served more purpose than your career in just a one line...

LazyGold:
Eminem is a Rapper and a Top Rapper for that matter but every Rapper can't be like Eminem

Most Rappers in US these days rap only about Women, Drugs, Money and Violence

And it's our duty as fans to let them know music is more than that, that's not what the culture is all about.

That's why Eminem will not stop dissing them

blank:
Escape is closed!!
My preferred club.

Your preferred club? hope your name is not on the list, goan pay your debt o.

LazyGold:
You can always listen to Gospel Music you know, but Hip hop is not Gospel Music

Listen to Eminem song bro...
great artist don't talk about women, money and sex.

Hallelujah, more trash to the airwaves...
as usual, money, sex and women.

They scramble this shît, make a different beat and call it a song...
How the F can one make 2 Albums in 3 months, plus tight schedules of shows and so on?

I know how long it takes me to write a single lyric.

chibestjerry:
How On earth the lynxx got access to the chat
see smartness, play the game and claim innocent and beside who even ask him self

I wonder o, most of these NAIJA musicians are the real yahoo boys, they used music as cover up. if this case is critically investigated by foreign bodies... lynxx will end up being the culprit.

Ijaycool:
Lol,
Lord purify my heart and ears...

I didn't know why I rushed with speed to this thread, I almost injured myself, then I understood cassava really meant cassava, like cassava, normal cassava as we use to know.


I need prayers.

Not today Satan, it's almost weekend.
Lord keep your daughter clean

Amen sister, Amen

Ayoswit:
Let the people who litter these places with dirt stop doing so, that way the effort of those who cleaned those places won't be in vain. Kudos to them.

Those guys are just wasting their time, Lagos is home of madness. check out that place in 2 days time and you'll meet dirt twice the one they just cleaned up.

Tinalex:
Awww...sorry bro. You want your biz to thrive in Naija do not bring family or familiarity into it lest you fall and fail!!!

That's why it's not totally good you manage your own business yourself. If should start up business I'll just put one sadist as my manager

If I watched western police in action live on YouTube and I looked back to Nigeria police I just shook my head. even if they're chasing arm robber, they'll never fire shot, they only returned fire when they're shot at. Nigerian police force should be scrap off or the body convert to porn industry.


This guys guns should be replaced with zappers or water guns, since they don't know when to fire or not to fire shot.

How TF would you fire shot at unarmed civilian?

At 18 it's expected of her to be jumping on D not from plane.

Anyways, life continues...

My condolences to the boyfriend and family.

I'm finally free from malaria, thank God.

Topmaike007:
your monicker says alot about you jump out ke

I dey jump out, I fit go land for better place or still I go die alone and in silent... nobi among those people wey go dey scream, shout and cry like babies

Topmaike007:
you're right bro at least sit down close to the window at the fore back

lol, me as dey plane dey do wan kind wan kind I go break the window jump out... I fit luckily land on something soft.

chieme123:
I see their adverts all over the internet, and on social media. Where have you been looking?

Pornhub sir

GrammarNazi1:
...dialect?

Dialet...
come beat me for my house or call 08069820812 for argument.

lobell:
It's called an ANTLION.

Thanks bro, you got it.

What's the English name please? and how is it called in your dialet?

lakesguy:
Wicked herbay... U just ended the guys career...

Ended who's career?

LOL, like I'll always said "you see the world the way you are"

starstaz:
Haaaaaa! One lie man detected.

Check out Tvc News everyday BTW 5 to 6pm. innosson advert runs on the show like pure water.

Sorry to have bursted Ur lies.

which one be lie? na everybody dey watch TVC?

So this is where the name "Lalasticlala" was coined out from... hmm hmm...
For those who have been asking what's with lala and snake, here lies your answer.

Innoson no serious, I never see dia advert for once both on TV, net or offline.

I told you guys Nigeria should be sold to China, you guys called me offpoint.

Op you omitted the main cause, BJ and Down-low, especially the later.