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searching4love:
Ur brain knack ground

Who b this oneone

quite pathetic

u r welcomed to d most difficult stage in the life of a naija based young man. Very soon u will realize dt kaki no b leather

Tnk God for ur parents dt will give u free food n shelter n nairaland for free humor enjoy ur life as an applicant

oc2fish:
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In countries that can feed themselves Agriculture and Bioscience resource Engineering aka Agricultural Engineering is the bomb. Every field of Engineering work round this department. Agric Engineering encompassess all the other field of Engineering. Infacts in Malaysia all the other departments are like tributaries to the department. Please stop spreading wrong information because of lack of understanding.

Dnt be a clown no body says d dept aren't impt but boring

Vanity upon vanity .........

Library science

Agric engineering

Anthropology

Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba dept

luvluvluv:
Gud mornin people, I recently purchased a used camry spreadlight. Mechanic did the inspection and gave a feedback of sound engine(water as end product) and sound gear box. I made payment as I tot doz were d major consideratns in a used car. Jus wen I tot it's tym for a friend to drive it down to my location, I got a shocker. So far av spent close to 60k for some issues dat bother on engine servicing(since d car has been parked for a while)n wheel alignment and balancing, some equipment like jack, caution sign, fire extnguisher,etc. Now I jus got anoda alert dat the two back shock absorbers must be changed. Hmmm!!! Am tired o.

But are diz normal of a typical naija used cars? Or hav I bought d wrong car? I need ur responses pls

U never spend anything, even if u bought d car as toks u will spend at least 100k to put it on the road

Well for naija used with sound engine n transmission likely changes are

4 shock absorbers
4 tires
Battery
Stabilizer linkage
Tie rods
Brake pads
Brake linning
Engine oil n oil filter
Brake disc
Balancing and alignment
Bearing
Driving shaft
Fan belt
Transmission oil change n filter
Bolt joints
Over haul of ac BC there is usually a leak in d system but seller will top gas to fool u lol
And many more

Our road is very bad soo cars used in naija for one or two yrs will have all these parts worn. U only enjoy if these repairs n service were carried out not too long before you bought the car.

Set aside abt 150k for repairs n services when buying a naija used car. The good news is dt u will nt change all parts at once but within a year of purchase depending on hw the previous owner treated the car.

Three major things u buy in a naija used car are super sound factory fitted engine, super sound transmission and non accidented body (at least not a major accident to affect car shape BC minor scratches go dey no thanks to keke n bus driver). Other things can easily b fixed provided d deal is good. If u overpaid to purchase then u r on ur own

olowookerekemi:
.dats d mother acct name nd num nd d baby name is ayolight

Hw does this offer explanation to my question

poor dude

Leyemoshood:
Hmmmm



#LightMustShine

Hw come d baby doesn't share any name with the acct number d money donated are to be paid. Are he or she not supposed to b d parent

winetapper:
10 things to do while stuck in Nigerian Traffic
#LightMustShine
No time to waste lets keep the ball bouncing

1. Do some shopping :
Yes some shopping, the hawkers in traffic can be able to provide you with definately all that you need for your daily activity ranging from fruits,clothings,soft drinks,drugs,home appliances etc. Even if it is not avialable at the moment just make the order and it is avialable the next minute

2. Update yourself
When stuck in traffic and you are sure you aint leaving that point the next minute.. Kindly switch off the Engine and update your self with your cell phone,tablets,laptop by logging on to your favourite news blog/site

3. Relax
after a long stressful day at work and you are stuck in traffic just lower your sit,push it back, strech your legs and listen you the cool music from your radio
Until the next Danfo driver hits your Glass
: Oga de move now :\

4. Complete your Daily Activity
Maybe you have any unfinished project in office or your business still needs you at that time you can adjust your seat, switch on your laptop and get the work done !

5. Listen to Music or Watch Videos
Yes, that cool video you have been longing to watch or that music thay you always wish you have time to listen to.. Stuck in traffic is always one of the best time to listen to them . Enjoy !

Please Help save Baby Light , She is in serious need of your Help to complete her Heart Surgery.
#HelpsaveLight
#LightmustShine
Thank you in advance

6. Refill your Stomach
And that moment you are very Hungry and you know there is nothing you can do other than #Gala_ati_Lacasera

7. Tidy up your Car
Yes most times the only time we have to wash our cars is on saturdays or sunday and during week days the heighest we do is using rag to clean the exterior part.. Now during traffic you can use the moment to tidy up your car, the dust,littered papers,etc
@kingtom take note

8. Talk with the next Driver
lol yes it is fun, wind down your glass and be like.
Me: Mehhn where have you been all this years

9. Meditate,Prepare yourself Mentally
When stuck in traffic is also one of the best time to meditate, review your day activity at work, things you did and things you failed to do, correct your self and also plan for the next day activity

10 . ** Feel free to add yours **

Written by : Winetapper

Source of Inspiration : #HelpsaveBabyLight,# LightMustshine

Switch off ur engine, wind up all ur glasses and come out of the car and jistwith other other drivers while waiting for traffic to move.

Dnt try this if u r stuck in an unsafe place at night

omenka:
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/191439-bayelsa-govt-reveals-real-cause-of-alamieyeseighas-death.html

Lesson stop stealing public fund BC vanity upon vanity all is vanity

oseri:
Beware of Chucky234. You should read this thread first.
It's better to be safe than sorry.


https://www.nairaland.com/2644501/terrible-experience-chucky234

Do u accept u r foolish to have paid for a car n took delivery without inspection, u deserve a thunderous slap to reboot ur brain cells.

U r all at fault in dt transaction

oseri:
The car, a MB C240 2002 model was advertised here: https://www.nairaland.com/2537910/sold-regd-2002-c240-grab

We negotiated and reached an agreement of 730k, papers and driving it down to portharcourt inclusive.
I have never met the said chuck234 before but based on trust i transfered 630k to him to have the car delivered to ph and balance payment after inspection.
The said chucks only identified three minor faults with the vehicle which are:
1. low engine oil
2. low coolant
3. damaged engine sand protector

Prior to cash transfer, chucks promised to fix these three items prior to delivery.
After a week chucks claimed he is sick and can only send whatsapp message but can't receive a call...... It sounded weird to me. I had to pressured him to give the car to the driver, his own appointed driver to bring the car to PH.
It took the dirver another three days before the said driver(name with-held) told me he's bringing the car to PH. At about 3hrs, the said driver told me the ATF was leaking and that he has to park to fix it. He sent me pictures of where they are fixing the car......
To cut the long story short, the driver was never on the road. he was never bringing the car. He lied to make excuss to siphon money from me. I told the driver to call chucks to sort it out but he said chucks can talk because he is sick. I never realised it was a tactics to take the remaining 100k from me prior to delivery. The said driver began to complain that the car has the following problem
1. hard starting
2. both front window glass not working
3. Air cotrol module and MAF sensor not working(so he called it)

At this juncture, it downed on me that my cash is stuck. Chucks fone is off(saying the said chucks is at the point of death..). But i need my car. I had to release money to have the car fixed. I ended up spending 66k.
The driver comfirms the car is ok. so he drove the car to PH. i took delivery of the car around 8pm. Instantly, i noticed the brake was bad, and the power steering was bad too. On further inspection the next day, this are the problems with the car.

1. Power steering pump bad
2. Brake tubes from abs module, one caliper, brake fluid reservoir removed and pluged. Brake system destroyed
3. driver side mirror cannibalised. it doesn't work from the control. it was put in place with a super glue
4. The moon roof control work erratically
5. gearbox shifting very badly
6. rear axle vibrating. i'm suspecting bushings
7. no horn
8. driver airbag already deployed. replaced with a caton airbag case
9. diver's door interior handle broken. put in place with a super glue
10. the entire shocks bad

the list is endless.

As soon as the driver delievered the car, chucks came alive. A sent whatsapp messages to comfirm the delivery. i told all the problems the car has which he denied. I told him to refund my money which he refused. I later told him to give me 50k to assist me in the repair which refused as well.
I have no choice than to live with my loss but more importantly to inform the house of the new method of scammers

This is a lesson for all

Hw could you pay n take delivery of a ride u didn't inspect thoroughly a naija used for dt matter dts silly nw


Again op hw ws it possible to drive a car in dt terrible state as u claimed from lag to ph ie over 900km distance without it being grounded

No human being in his right senses will pay n take delivery of a car without inspection

Oliseh d timing of ur change of captain was absolutely wrong, it showed u kinda acted on impulse which is immature.

I knew enyema's days are numbered in super eagles after watching ikeme first game

Mikel is already humiliated in d team with this set up. He shld honorably resign otherwise onazi go soon slap him for pitch

rasojie:
I am in my early early twenties. Heavily built but not 'fat'

Morbid obesity loading

domin8:
Hi All, I have an issue where when it rains, water is present on the floor mat of the driver side. There is also water dripping from the top side of the driver near the window. The Car is a Nissan Pathfinder with a Sun Roof.

Please help as this is ruining the carpeting in the car.

Thanks!

Go and see ur panel beater to do proper body work

To think okezie got 30 billion loan for this is shocking.

shugga:
Hello house I need your views on this please.

There's a young man have been seeing, getting to 3months now. Recently we got talking deep and I realise he wants something serious, along the line I discover we have different views about certain issues, he tends to be the typical traditional man that just follow the norms of life without having a cogent reason for doing so, I mean all those click that follow the trend.

For instance we got talking about the kind of marriage ceremony to be considered, he told me he wants an elaborate wedding the kind the guests will go back and reminisce, that even if it means him borrowing to achieve that he doesn't mind.

This is someone working as a credit officer in a micro finance bank oh with slightly above 50k pay.
Me on the other hand would prefer a quiet wedding something like an indoor tm and a court/church wedding, he was like then I'm not his kinda woman.

I went ahead to explain to him the risk of having a marriage above your means but he wasn't ready to buy into such.
I personally want don't want an elaborate wedding cos through out my hard times have discovered that no one in this life cares for real, they only care when they have one thing or the order to gain from you even the immediate family isn't exempted.

When I was working friends and family flocked around and I was fooled to be believe they care not knowing it was cos I had what they wanted and I'm this type that I can't harden my heart towards people suffering, I can even sacrifice my last kobo for someone in need. These days my phone hardly rings and even those that say hi on whatsapp go religious and end the chat a moment they realise you're still jobless.

So of what gain should I entertain people that don't care if I breathe or not, even if my man has the means I will prefer he invest it or we use the money to enjoy life to the fullest.

I don't just like it when people do things just cos everyone else is doing them, I must have my reasons before doing a particular thing, that's me!!!

So dear Family is my reason for wanting a quiet wedding flimsy?

I wanted to say let the man have an expensive wedding ceremony if he can afford it until I saw 50k salary. He is a show man who wants to show off even to ppl who dnt care

Jim is happy BC of an illegitimate child born out of wedlock Product of fornication

Op a car dt summersaulted twice will never b d same after repairs BC alot of parts though working nw may have been brought close to d end of their lives due to excessive tear n wear. Dnt even go d panel beater way. if u insist on repair get another body for a clean job.

We really need an experienced foreign coach immediately

Poor reasons immature oliseh pls shut up n sit down musa is good but can't b a captain nw

Ishilove:
I came across this story online and I was flabbergasted.

Danielle Whipple, a 24 year old single mother was arrested for beating her child who flushed their rent money down the toilet because she (the mum} refused to watch TV.

The woman's neighbours reported to the police because they heard the child crying and heard the sound of smacking. When police arrived at the scene, they found Whipple' child, whose gender and age was not released, with a black eye, a bleeding nose and a red handprint on the face.

Subsequently she was arrested and now faces a charge of felony child abuse.

Now, I am in no way in support of child abuse, but i want to throw it to Nairalanders: How would you react if your child deliberately flushed N162,000 house rent money down the toilet because you refused to watch a movie with him/her?

Note that $720 is about N162,000 in Nigerian currency.

Y shld I leave such amount where children will see it. I am nt careless. If it happens then dt child will regret d day he was born. Rubbish

meforyou1:
National Chairman of the Labour Party (LP), Alhaji Abdulkadir Abdulsalam, on Tuesday, expressed disappointment over the ministerial nominees of President Muhammadu Buhari, saying that most of the names on the list were analogue people who have nothing to contribute.
The LP boss who wondered why President Buhari could not fulfill the promise he made to Nigerian youths during the electioneering campaign, said: “For us in Labour Party, we do not see anything that resembles change as far as the ministerial team is concerned. Imagine bringing someone who served in the government of the late Sarduana of Sokoto to serve as minister in 2015.
“Buhari has nothing to offer Nigeria. There is no promise of change at all. All these people are analogue persons who cannot bring about any change under the current dispensation,” he said.
On the fight against graft, Abdulsalam described most of those that made the Buhari team as far from the clean Nigerians being touted, adding that most of the former governors on the list are being investigated by the anti-graft agencies.
“It is also very unfortunate that Nigerian youth who make up the greater percentage of our population and who voted for Buhari massively were not given their due share in the ministerial nomination,” he decried.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/10/buhari-has-betrayed-youths-by-assembling-analogue-ministers-lp/

Lol d youth s are worst in corruption matters ve u forgotten ex speaker bankole dt stole 40billion . Am a strong buhari critic but nt appointing youths as ministers is a none issue to me. In fact we r better off with analog men than digital youths that may sell this country

blueto:
Oliseh is depicting obvious reasons why I should lose my respect and deference for Him.
You just got appointed as a manager to the team and the next move is to make a despicable and judicable impact to the team with a motive of forstering discordance amongst the players by retracting Enyeama's skipperhood. it is highly impertinent of you Oliseh to execute such vituperative act.

A player who has shown an absolute fidelity over the years to the team. He has proven to be resilient in the midst of tribulation. is this how you repay him?
This preposterous treatment is highly minacious of you Oliseh against someone that deserves a solace.

Even if Enyeama had a defect, I still opine that this action of retribution is not worth it.

With this act, Failure to qualify Nigeria for Afcon might yeild an ominous career results for you Oliseh.

All these words jst to make a comment guy u try

ope30:
Good day my people,
my wife gave birth to my first child 4minths ago,before then we dated for about 3years but on distance relationship.
now she came to spend Holiday with me with my baby.
she do receive strange calls, i warned her about some numbers i do see on her phone, though the guy is her toaster while we were dating then. i asked her to delete the number, unknowingly they still talk on phone wen am not around.
A guy called yesterday and she was receiving the call though she is not speaking comfortably but responding with okay, ehn, hunmm, i heard etc. so i collected the phone and asked who is speaking, the guy responded with his name, i said do u know she is married, the guy later apologise and i cut the phone and talk sense into my wife head, later the guy called to asked her if am angry and she said no. my wife now keeps malice with me and did not even talk with me.
this night, the number i asked her to delete called but i didn't pick it, after 2minuted i called back and he refused ti pick nor call back, am planning to call the guy with my personal line to know who he is and whats between him and my wife. please kindly advice me. thanks

Ur first child indeed u could be in a deeper mess than u imagined.

Mchayy:
Paul Okoye of P-square is gradually losing hope in Nigeria but he decided to back it up with prayer.

Paul who’s on tour in the United States shared the below photo of a city in the country and said:

''Dear God even if I know I will never see my country like this..... But at list let my children or grand children see my country like this one day....na beg I de beg,....this na wickedness Haba!!! Asin I taya !!!''

https://instagram.com/p/8eUPhxRvgj/?taken-by=rudeboypsquare

Least not list illiterate celebrity

No education minister yet

D idio.t oliseh shld leave d camp without further delay

kheart:
The coach has right to choose his own captain, what is the big deal?

Not in the way and manner he did, its a huge disrespect to enyema n meant to humiliate him. I think oliseh shld leave d camp for being an idiot.t. oliseh is a complete learner n shld b booted out without further delay