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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Cannot Solve This Problem by ojesymsym: 2:51pm On Jul 13, 2011

Obj is from the south, he would have ordered the army to operate, he did that in Jos. Just tell Jona he is executive president and has so much powers in NIgeria and not some deputy gov in Bayelsa.

Jobs/Vacancies › Engineering Vacancy by ojesymsym(op): 1:53pm On Apr 20, 2011

A Company requires an engineer with experience in the following areas:

Design, implemetation and testing of signal hardware for range of wireless system n products
Involve in concept generation analysis and development of system architecture analogue, digital and power electronic design
Wiring and Programming of programmable logic controller and printed circuit board familiar with various communication channels
Knowledge of measuring instrument e.g meter
Knowledge in bid packaging

If you meet those requirement, send CV to Info@alphaconsortiumltd.com

Politics › A Very Funny Political Prayer by ojesymsym(op): 7:54am On Apr 15, 2011

This prayer point was raised by someone to God, do u think God will answer him huh

"DEAR LORD, U TOOK AWAY MY FAVOURITE MUSICIANS (MICHAEL JACKSON, OSITA OSADEBE AND MARIAM MAKEBA), U TOOK AWAY MY FAVOURITE RAPPERS (NOTORIOUS B.I.G., BIG PUN), U TOOK AWAY MY FAVOURITE ACTORS (J.T. TOM WEST AND JAGUA), I WANT TO LET U KNOW THAT MY FAVOURITE POLITICIANS ARE ( CHRIS UBA, OBJ, OMISORE, Bankole, IBB, Atiku, IYABO BELLO-OBASANJO, Akala, OGB and Bode George), U KNOW WHAT TO DO LORD."

grin

Politics › Re: Robert Mugabe Collapsed Four Times At His Mansion by ojesymsym: 8:50am On Apr 13, 2011

Hmmmm, learning from Nigeria, the Yar Adua Spectacle

Family › Re: Modern Marriages Vs Oldern Days(those Days) Marriages, Which Do U Prefer & Why? by ojesymsym: 2:36pm On Apr 08, 2011

In the old days, girls were brought up to become wives in future. dat way u cud just pick any girl and u were at least 70% sure she was a wife material. People used to leave in compound where they were relations around, so a girl of about 12 was already helping her neighbor to carry her baby, that way she gets to learn very early how to cater for younger ones dependent on them. Nowaday, the total hours couples see themselves in a week (especially in Citiies) may not be more than 72hrs out of a possible 168hrs. But we get choice huh

Politics › Gej 2 Dbang: U Will B My Scape Goat by ojesymsym(op): 4:33pm On Apr 06, 2011

Saw this online

Politics › Re: Election: Read Before U Sell Your Vote by ojesymsym: 1:22pm On Apr 04, 2011

hmmmmm, wise neighbor indeed. D guy non wan settle for rice and biscuit. Hmmm

Politics › Suppose Chris Okotie Debated Against Gej On March 30th by ojesymsym(op): 5:01pm On Mar 31, 2011

I am wonderiing how the presidential debate organished by BON for GEJ alone was rather against Chris Okotie. We would have heard things like "The debacle precipitated in our conciousness hibatates and hybernates the mesmonic undulating factors" I can only guess what else one would have heard.

Politics › Re: CPC's Campaign In Lagos Would Be The Game Changer by ojesymsym: 12:56pm On Mar 30, 2011

smile11s:
Some years ago, Nigerians were clamoring for democracy. The military babas changed their style of dressing from military suits to agbadas. Now it seems like everyone is now tired of PDP, the same people heading PDP are now switching to CPC. Brainwashing Nigerians, packaging Nigerians, and infecting Nigerians with the contagious Political Virus that destroys the economy and keep the youths handicapped. May God help us from the Wrath of PDP or/and CPC.

Name one politician that has switched from PDP to CPC.

Politics › Re: Buhari Rejected Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala As Running Mate by ojesymsym: 12:06pm On Mar 30, 2011

Seun:
There are two troubling things I learned about Buhari/Bakare from the following story, told by Bakare:https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-633717.0.html
http://www.facebook.com/notes/cee-won/casting-demons-out-of-bakare-by-dimgba-igwe-of-daily-sun/200852143269405

My two areas of concern are:

1) Buhari was presented with a running mate who was better in every way: an experienced economist, former finance minister who convinced western countries to forgive Nigeria's debt, former world bank VP, and not corrupt. As an Igbo woman, she would appeal to southerners and progressives, and with Obasanjo's support, they could win the South-West. But Buhari preferred a pastor of a small church as running mate, even though the pastor wasn't complaining. Is this good judgment? Or was the man just put off by the idea of running with an[i] Igbo woman[/i]?

And you do not see this as a man who is not ready to do just about anything in order to win.
You do not see this as a man who is not desperate to get that position even at the cost of sacrificing someone he had already chosen.
It does not occur to you that Iweala may actually be more useful in other capacities besides being draged into the mulky waters of politics as VP.

And since wen did IBB's opinion begin to matter to any sane Nigerian. I wud have tot that a lot of Nigerians wud gradly go to hell than share heaven with IBB.

Politics › Re: Pdp Is Genuinely Afraid Of Buhari Genuine Rally Crowd- Doyin Okupe by ojesymsym: 12:45pm On Mar 28, 2011

Ozin:
So very unfortunate that many people only read with their eyes without using their mind to comprehend what they are reading.This statements by Okupe is a serious indictment on Buhari and tells us of the so many reason why he should not be voted for.Most of these people who attend his campaign are as little as 5,6,7,8,9,10 year almanjiris and illiterates he never bothered to create an avenue for them to go to school while he was in power as a Dictator.He is trying to appeal to these same illiterates from the north who do not know their left from their right,using Religion and ethnicity to appeal to their emotions.God forbid that this Man win this election!!!

That age bracket falls within the scope of PDP 12yrs of misrule, except u saying that they are now revolting and requesting a change huh

Politics › Re: Nigeria's State Of Insecurity: Jonathan Unable To Visit Bayelsa. by ojesymsym: 4:44pm On Mar 17, 2011

Something tells me that Madam Dame ordered him not to go since he got as far as Ph.

Jobs/Vacancies › Who Knows Anything About Genial Solutions by ojesymsym(op): 10:50am On Mar 11, 2011

A friend has been invited for an interview with Genial Solutions, does anyone know anything about them huh

Business › Remote Gate Opening by ojesymsym(op): 4:16pm On Mar 03, 2011

Please who knows where I can get these machines for gates dont have remote control for opening automatically? Does any one knw any where in lag where they are sold huh

Politics › Re: Text Of The Full Speech By Gen. Muhammadu Buhari GCFR At Kaduna Rally 02/03/2011 by ojesymsym: 5:16pm On Mar 02, 2011

I don't know about u but I found these part very funny

BadPapers:
EDUCATION SECTOR REFORMS

Our education system does not need any cosmetic reforms. 6-3-3-4 or 6-6-4 sounds to me like the formation of a football team.

Politics › On D Issue Of Power: Acn To Pdp by ojesymsym(op): 9:18am On Mar 02, 2011

“I do not accept that it is impossible for this country to have electricity, I do not accept that. The people who are producing electricity in their countries, they studied the same physics, the same chemistry, and the same mathematics that we studied. They have the same blood flowing in their veins.
“If you have led a country for 12 years, you are promising us more power, but what we are getting is less power. You are promising us bigger economy, but what we are getting is a shrinking economy. You are promising us that you want to resuscitate automobile industry, somebody trying to do that wants to be importing automobile.

“Our party is a party of ideas. I have asked them if they have superior ideas, let them bring it to the market place, let us exchange the ideas. The people of Nigeria are no longer concerned about whether you zone or you do not zone. Your zone will not bring electricity, that is not what the people are concerned about. Your zone will not make the price of kerosene cheaper and that is what is giving them pain. Your zone will not give them better job, that is what is giving me concern.”
Fashola asserted that it was disheartening that importers and exporters could not clear their goods within 24 hours at the port and the port doesn’t work at night, saying ACN was set to bring a turn-around transformation if residents of Lagos could use their six million votes, people of south west could use their 15 million votes and Nigerians at large could vote massively for the party.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/newsonthehour/2011/mar/02/newsbreak-02-03-2011-001.htm

Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ojesymsym: 4:57pm On Jan 12, 2011

What is the cost of a tokunbo C200 now? @Poster, hw much did u pick urs?

Jokes Etc › Re: Humourous Romance Jokes by ojesymsym(op): 11:55am On Dec 03, 2010

[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=561604.msg7264044#msg7264044 date=1291372017]ojesymsym. brother, u must be the funniest man in Enugu undecided

[/quote]You and who de stay Enugu huh

Yorisb:
But why Enugu

Chin Chin!

Help me ask am o

Jokes Etc › Re: Humourous Romance Jokes by ojesymsym(op): 10:42am On Dec 03, 2010

A unclothed woman boards an igbo man taxi in lagos,
Ibo man staring at her says nothing but does not start the car.

Woman: wat? U've neva seen a unclothed woman before,
driver: I no dey look u madam, I just dey wonder where u keep the money wey u wan take pay me

Jokes Etc › Re: Humourous Romance Jokes by ojesymsym(op): 10:34am On Dec 03, 2010

A man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down. trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination. the Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him. "where u dey carry dat thing go?! trust an sharp ma, n, "i no like the place where dem bury me so i dey try relocate", omo police no wait

Jokes Etc › Re: Humourous Romance Jokes by ojesymsym(op): 10:30am On Dec 03, 2010

Man & wife In front of Gorilla cage in a zoo.
man says: Excite him like you do to me! Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes crazy.
Man :Tease him more, like you do to me! Wife removes her jeans.
Gorilla goes wilder.
Man opens cage, pushes wife in & says :
, NOW TELL HIM U HAVE HEADACHE & U R NOT IN THE MOOD !

Jokes Etc › Re: Humourous Romance Jokes by ojesymsym(op): 10:29am On Dec 03, 2010

A young guy was complaining to his Boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend.

"She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed."

"Well, I'll tell you what I used to do with my wife" replied the Boss. "Whenever she got out of hand I'd take her pants down and spank her".
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Shaking his head the young guy replied "I've tried that, it doesn't work for me. Once I get her pants down I'm not mad anymore."

Jokes Etc › Humourous Romance Jokes by ojesymsym(op): 10:29am On Dec 03, 2010

Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"
His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

, 5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's unclothed and in bed, what do I do now?"
His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your d*mn clothes off and get into bed with her."

After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again.
"Dad, I'm unclothed and in bed with her, what do I do now?"

His dad's patience is now running thin so he says,
"Stupid son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!"

Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again.
"Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?"

"DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY FOOL !"

Science/Technology › Re: Is Garmin Gps Woking In Nigeria?: by ojesymsym: 12:41pm On Nov 23, 2010

How una look Nigeria sef. The country is not as backward as the west seem to project us. Go to Alen Avenue, cant remember the address, they even have a site, http://3dtechnologies.org/. They will be able to help u out. Hope this helps.

Sports › Re: Breaking News !!:Amos Adamu Suspended For 3 Years and Fined by ojesymsym: 5:12pm On Nov 18, 2010

medjai:
He should be banned from anything that has to do with football including watching football, visiting the stadia or even reading Complete Sports or any other football or sports daily.
I know he'll come home and lounge. EFFC will as usual huff and puff and blow nothing away

Politics › Re: I Didn’t Reject Tinubu As Running Mate — Buhari by ojesymsym: 2:57pm On Nov 16, 2010

“Go to our records, you will see. Our fault was that we fought corruption to a standstill during our time. Now Nigerians know better. They will give us opportunity to come back and do it under a different system.”

Sports › Re: Chelsea Have Ruined My Mikel – Siasia by ojesymsym: 10:10am On Nov 10, 2010

I am not sure Siasia is saying Mikel is a bad player or that he has become a bad player under cheasea, he is simply saying compared to the abilities the young man showed in 2005, he is under achieving. If Kaita played half as much as mikel plays, he wud have been hailed as a good player, but for Mikel who showed so much promise and skills to now play as an average player, that is wat Sia1 is talking about.

Players get converted from one position to the other, but that is beside the point, the point is that if some one like Zidane had become a very good defender, we would have lost his attacking skills and attacking influence in matches.

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