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Call these guys 08050597357 or 08038825966.
Don't forget to update the house on what you are told or further info you may have, someone else may also need it

U sure say this man non go find excuse not to fit make that interview, something fit just come up o.

why nobody reply?

Hmmmm. all in the name of love/lust.

Pique non go score for feed yet see the kind goal wen he go score for Shakira body.

hmmm, na wa

is this confirmed?

God help us

One of the report from Channels says, each of those recruit is entitled to 150naira per day for feeding, that is 54,750 naira in a year. Now that same police mans hears that President Goodluck jonathan, anty Pepe, VP and wife are entitled to 1,000,000 naira a day. Thats the equivalent amount at 150 naira a day that will feed one of those recruits for 18 years.
life is really unfair sha.

fubbyy: Woooow, this is nice, so much nice, I had some with ma elder sis, we took it in our primary school graduation day in 1996, we wore graduation gown while holding hands, 8 years later (2004) we took another one on her matriculation day, we both wore matric gown and held hands the same way we did b4,

we had a plan of taking another one with nysc khaki but the fantasy never came to pass because she left me and joined her maker few months later in 2005... R.I.P juliet, miss you till my dying day

Hmmm, may her soul and the souls of all faithfull departed RIP.

Any has any info on how to registered for admission in this school. Course is computer science.

LtCZAR: Its on now

Are u serious? I need the info for someone who needs it right now. This one on now is for what session? I hear you can take the results there and check there and then if the person is eligible for admission?

Any idea when the next admission is up?

Is there anybody presently in the school or more importantly anyone that has graduated from this school and has undergone NYSC in nigeria.
Whats's the standard like? when is the next addmission process?

Ironies from our politicians
The following actions will be very ironic if they were to happen
1. When Patience Jonathan begins to teach English Language
2. When Goodluck Jonathan writes a book on “How to be brave as a Lion”
3. When Obj gives a lecture on Beauty Tips
4. When Ngozi Nweala advices on good eating habits that keep you in shape
5. When T.A Orji advices other governors on effective ways to run a state
6. When Fashola starts importing bikes
7. When Diezani becomes head of EFCC
8. When Polices condemns the act of taking bribe
9. When Buhari writes a book on “The 7 Advantages of Smiling”
Remember, A lawyer hopes you get into trouble, a doctor hopes you fall ill, an undertaker hopes you fall dead but a thief wish u do well.

kenntechs: D problem is not the processor but the video chip.It fails after sometime due to heat.it needs to be reflowed.go to youtube and see videos on waht i am talking about.

Kenntech is right. Do u know any local method of reflowing, these heat guns they talk about are not easily accessible.

iamswizz: After fashola has swept okada off d roads,thereby making vulganizers realise less profits,which has made them switch they're vocations.. So how do pple handle the inflated tyre saga

I think you can get ur answer on this thread.
https://www.nairaland.com/1111018/portable-tyre-pumping-machine-brought

Of course he did.
The mandate was for him to have written a report that the government had done very well in the pretroleum industry and that the system was efficient, instead he deviated and started exposing the rot there.

U can see d passion in the way Mr Ribadu was talking, like someone who wants to solve a problem on hand, but for GEJ, u cud sense Business as Usual approach and rhetorics here and there without any real solution to the problems at hand.

Yes sir, she is so right and u r wrong.

Most women cause unneccesary tension at home by playing detectives, sniffing solely with the intension to catch sometimes a non existent case of infidelity.
There is a cause of a guy who left his phone open for his wife, his wife kept causing issues about his female friends some of whom he knew long before he met her. The one that really irritated him was when he wife went through his email on his fones dating 10yrs back and started calling him terrible names because she saw some emails he had written while in school. The guy was so pained to his marrow because although the mail exchanges (10yrs earlier while still in school o) contained words like sweetheart etc, he says they did not mean as they appeared and that they were just good friends and never dated nor even sleep with each other. To him it was a case of false accusation and also even if they really dated, they were talking of 10yrs earlier, should she still hold it against him? He has since then started locking his fone for the sake of peace. The wife now has started another round of complain, that he is shutting her out of his life. My guy says (not to her though) if shutting her out is the price for peace of mind, then he is ready to pay it, as long as he knows in his heart that he has no ulterior motive, anyone can suspect for all he cares.

75naira? Are u sure? Because Aunty Ngozi, Aunty Deanzi and Mallam Sanusi all said that anything lower than 145naira will crash the economy

Anyone who can supply Digital LED signs needed.

Work with you? How?

Can a man who unders the importance of power work with one who sees lunching energy saving bulbs as an achievement? No.
Can a man who takes responsiblity for his action work with one who blames people in his village for not performing? No.
Can a man under whose watch jobs are been created work with one under whose watch jobs have been lost in the last 2 yrs? No.
Can a man who works witht fellow technocrats work with one who says he has boko harram in his cabinet? No.
Can the man who knows that your budgetory allocation for food will contributes its quoata in making Lagos a Mega City? No

No Mr president, the best he can do with you is walk with you, but working with you? we non go even allow am. You will drag lagos back or at best slow it down.

Work with You? Why?

Can Oil and water mix? NO
Can someone who cares work with someone who does not give a damn? NO
Can the most praised governor work with the most critised president? No
Can an IQ of 130 work with an IQ of 70? NO
Can a high speed vehicle of 300Km/hr work with one of 60Km/hr? No

No Mr president, the best he can do with you is walk with you, but working with you? we non go even allow am. You will drag lagos back or at best slow it down.

A Michelin tyre are available for sale. The size is 235/65 R17. There are 3 of them.

We are quick to condemn when things don't work, we should also appreciate when some work.

I admit that I was one of those who thought that the removal of check points will not work and that if it worked there will be more robberies on the road, but the evidence so far suggest otherwise.

Lagos to Benin has suddenly reduced to 4hrs from above 6hrs at a time. Although I hear Benin to Ph has not changed at all.

IGP Abubakar has become a lone light in the darkness egulping the nation.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/06/removal-of-police-check-points-has-reduced-corruption-igp/

In addition, all applicants should as a minimum be good with microsoft word and Corel Draw, must be accountabl and with good communication skills

A biz outfit in lagos requires a computer operator. All applicants csn apply if you stay around lekki/ ajah axis.

Requirement
Should be willing to learn
Should fast typing skills
Qualification should be Ond
Should have good command of English
Should understand the concept of treating customers as king.
Should be ready to promote our business

If you meet or surpass those requirement please send mail to:

One page ONLY resume to jobs@naijacycleshop.com

Include a cover letter


_________________________________________

Job opening in a sales position at Lagos

Location: Jakande Roundabout, Lekki

Type: Sales

In store sales
Marketing of products
Sales calls
Events organising and branding
Co-ordination of freelance sales/marketers staff

Shop Description:

Bicycle shop selling
Bicycles- Road, Hybrid, MTB, Kids, Cruisers
Accessories
Spares - tyres, tubes, wheels and related spares
Bicycle gear (shorts, jersey, shoes, helmet and related gear)
Repairs

Related information

Salary: base salary plus commission on outside generated sales

Position is expected to generate bulk sales from clubs, racing teams, government sports commission, sponsors and other related groups

Apart from sales, position will run shop (admin duties), organise regular weekend rides, organise other rides, liaise with sponsors for rides, liaise with club members on bicycle related matters.

Position will also be required to be abreast of cycle related activities around the world and be up to date on bicycle tech, sports and related information

Position will keep shop/club information updated on social media. And create buzz about shop/club activities on social media

Qualification
Min of an OND.
Bachelors degree in any of the arts preferable


One page ONLY resume to jobs@naijacycleshop.com

Include a cover letter

[quote author=Beaf]If you had witnessed Abacha's regime, your post above would have come across as exaspiratingly daft. It is like proclaiming Hitler was a great leader.
In Hitlers case, he at least got the German economy moving.

Abacha deliberately ran down NNPC (with Buhari) and made the oil subsidy a way of life, primarily as a means to enrich himself. He actually used FG money to build a private refinery in Ivory Coast, so that he and his cronies alone could import fuel. Ivory Coast was developed at the expense of Nigeria to suit Abacha's pocket. There were also two exchange rates, one for Abacha and his friends and the other for the rest Nigerians. So the oil market being the only forex earner was also used to run another corrupt market for forex trading - it was during Abacha's time that "mallams" trading dollars at airports became a prevalent feature.
At the time of Abacha's death, the Naira was one tenth the value at which he met it.

Abacha killed Saro Wiwa, jailed and killed Abiola, charged Wole Soyinka with treason; sgt. Rogers and Major Hamza Almustapha hit squads assasinated all who dared speak including Mrs Kudirat Abiola, Alex Ibru was also the victim of a failed assasination. Press quipment was vandalised and Newspaper houses were routinely burnt and reporters murdered; of note are Concord, the Guardian and the BBC transmitter at Isolo. In the meantime, Lt-Col Okuntimo was running around the Niger Delta, burning down villages and carrying out mass excecutions.
Needless to say, in Abacha's time Seun would not have been able to visit Nigeria for fear of "disappearing."

Nigeria was a pariah state under Abacha with UN sanctions applied and we were suspended from the Commonwealth. We were roundly condemned by the United Nations, Earthlife Africa, Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace, Amnesty International etc.

What I have written is a mere summary.

Only fools praise the dead demon called Abacha.[/quo

Most of the things you have said about Abacha are true and probably more what you have here, but the OP wants to know if there is any other president worse dan Gridlock and am telling him that as bad as Abacha was, he was better than this guy. full stop.

Under Abacha at least, we were under UN sanction, price of crude was somewhere around $19, but the guy with all his sins kept the economy stable. U didnot have people die as a result of bomb blast every sunday. However, IBB and Abach were bad president, so if someone says the previous 2 worst presidents were better than ur mentor, I can only imagine how bad he must really be.