Hmmmm! Most people saying brush before eating, they don't brush twice. If you brush after dinner or before going to bed, you will wake up with a fresh breath, you can just wash your mouth with water and brush after eating. That's the best practice. Brush after eating not before eating.

Chibuzoc:
Is he the only one doing the expenses? At 35 u should be able to to contribute in order to have a stake.

Seems like you want aj wedding and not marriage

This is the comment of the day, the best comment. He is just trying to dodge spending too much by not making her have her choice which might be more expensive.

Patrickyemi:
The GOAT for life. Do you know you can make money on YouTube by creating football highlights? Mention me if interested

I'm interested please

Haylel:

I get sick of all this moral police who think they have a say in how I should spend the money I make.

When you make your own 5k, send it to your mother in the village.

This is my 5k , I don't need my mother's prayers, it is mine to do whatever I want with it.

If you're pained that almost #200,000,000 went to an already rich guy, go and make your own 200 million and give it to beggars and people on sick bed.

This one is not yours, put your mouth only where your money is.

Na mumu or juju be this? Who do you this thing

Ekejoestar:
My grand dad who lived a 188yrs told me his recipe for long life is that he always drinks water and mind his business.

Dis past week was his 188th birthday and the man is still healthy and kicking

Why are you lying just to make the world more evil place to live in

Hmmmm How did we get to this point, nobody to call anybody to order lawlessness is now the order of the day for both the government and it's citizens.

Udodiri01:
www.nasims.gov.ng... Na the site be this

Di Nigeria Federal Ministry of humanitarian Affairs Disaster management and social development don initiate di next stage of di enrolment for Batch-C applicants.
Di permanent secretary , Bashir Nura Alkali make dis announcement on Wednesday on dia social media page.

Dem request all di pipo wey apply for di Batch-C set to do di following:

Check dia respective email address wey dem provide wen dem dey apply for di programme
For di email , you go see information on how to login to di portal.
Visit www.nasims.gov.ng to log into your portal (If you don already apply)
After you login, you go need update your personal information and records.
Follow di instruction wey dem provide on di portal and do di online test.
After you do di online based test, you go click on submit and wait for your result (wey go come on later days)
Candidates wey dem shortlist for NPower screening dey write tests and exams to help NPower select di best candidates.

Pipo wey pass di test go later dey shortlisted for physical screening.

N-power na one scheme Nigeria President, Muhammadu Buhari set up for June 2016 to take address di issue of youth unemployment. Di scheme na part of im administration National Social Investment Programme.

Di N-power scheme dey created for unemployed graduates and non-graduates wey dey di ages of 18 and 35. Di programme na for only two year, during dis time, goment go attach di beneficiaries to any goment job for di state dem dey stay and dem dey pay dem 30,000 thousand naira every month.

If U de get network issue, mak U try am for 12 mid nite mak network witches for Don comot their hand for the network and mak you try use chrome browser

No come here the ask mumu questions abeg.

Good afternoon! I have put in my email to get the link to reset my password and it is showing success,yet I am not getting the mail, what can I do to get the mail pls?

Udodiri01:
www.nasims.gov.ng... Na the site be this

Di Nigeria Federal Ministry of humanitarian Affairs Disaster management and social development don initiate di next stage of di enrolment for Batch-C applicants.
Di permanent secretary , Bashir Nura Alkali make dis announcement on Wednesday on dia social media page.

Dem request all di pipo wey apply for di Batch-C set to do di following:

Check dia respective email address wey dem provide wen dem dey apply for di programme
For di email , you go see information on how to login to di portal.
Visit www.nasims.gov.ng to log into your portal (If you don already apply)
After you login, you go need update your personal information and records.
Follow di instruction wey dem provide on di portal and do di online test.
After you do di online based test, you go click on submit and wait for your result (wey go come on later days)
Candidates wey dem shortlist for NPower screening dey write tests and exams to help NPower select di best candidates.

Pipo wey pass di test go later dey shortlisted for physical screening.

N-power na one scheme Nigeria President, Muhammadu Buhari set up for June 2016 to take address di issue of youth unemployment. Di scheme na part of im administration National Social Investment Programme.

Di N-power scheme dey created for unemployed graduates and non-graduates wey dey di ages of 18 and 35. Di programme na for only two year, during dis time, goment go attach di beneficiaries to any goment job for di state dem dey stay and dem dey pay dem 30,000 thousand naira every month.

If U de get network issue, mak U try am for 12 mid nite mak network witches for Don comot their hand for the network and mak you try use chrome browser

No come here the ask mumu questions abeg.

Good afternoon! I have put in my email to get the link to reset my password and it is showing success,yet I am not getting the mail, what can I do?

My Covid -19 loan just land in my account like a joke after almost 2 weeks of my acceptance.

capitalzero:

Like your paymasters

No like ur forefathers. Enjoying watching people commit evil in the land.

Buddy0:


Looks like a lot of people have gotten this approval msg today, but they won't come here and update us till they have a concerning issue.

At the posted message, no problem at all, you can choose any bank you wish. Please do tell us your date of application.

I can't remember the date I applied, I filled it like a joke then, today I got the SMS and decided to search nairaland and I found you people discussing it here. I am from warri, Delta state.

martinagoha:

Alert will come. There is no need going to the office if it is on the ground of no alert yet. They can pay any day including weekend. I remember I received mine on Sat evening. So, keep calm. Let's wait bcs soon alert will start flooding. They are still sending approval messages. Just start planning how to utilize the fund effectively.

Good afternoon! I got my approval SMS from NMFB today and I accepted, when ask for account details, I fill in my access Bank forgetting that I have NMFB account, hope that is not a problem? Cos I feel I have made a mistake.

Undilutedme:
Hello guys

I have 20k currently and I don't want to spend it foolishly, I want to invest the 20k in something profitable. I know it's little but I know there are some businesses I can that can fetch me little income so when I get admission I can be helping myself. I'm a aspiring medical student and I wrote my jamb, awaiting post utme.

Please guys, I need suggestions, no matter how little. Thanks

Start selling creates of eggs, it is fast and profitable.

Good. Let all money be monitor going into their account, maybe from there excess billing will stop. But can they succeed? In a country where corruption has eaten into almost everyone skin.

KlausMichaelson:




Just when I thought I'm the only one. This life balance be that o

On a more serious note, I really dont know the meaning of such dreams. Mine is about an umpteenth times. Haba

If I didn't come late to the Exam hall, something very saddening will Happen. It could be that I may not know any answer to the questions at all, or the invigilator will seize my script or that I'll have to start the examination over again and there won't be enough time. I always wake up sad each time I have such a dream.

Funny enough, this doesn't reflect in my academics in reality cos it's exactly the opposite. What I mean here is that I'm currently the best student in my class.

Please someone should explain the meaning of such dreams.

Wow! You too? At least you are still in school, it will not be so surprising unlike me that left school a long time ago.

Good Morning nairalanders!
I always dream writing exams from time to time, even when I am done with schooling almost 10 years ago. And in this dream, I usually look lost, either I am late to the exam whereby not finishing or I start looking for who to help me finish up.
Please what is the meaning of this, beside I don't have any plans of furthering.

ARSENAL King of FA CUP

Mariangeles:


Being broke or poor doesn't justify breaking into someone's apartment though.

I did not support his breaking into the house, I was referring to his brokenness.

Indeed, Thousands of Nigerians are broke like this.

IT'S TIME TO LEND A HAND.

When my wife and kids told me that they would love to go to my brother’s house to spend the weekend and kill boredom, I did not hesitate to give it the nod because I also needed some quiet time alone in the house. I was working on a proposal that was to be submitted on Monday morning via email. The insistence by the company to send it via email was because of the restriction in the movement of people over the COVID 19 issue.
My wife was a law enforcement agent and would not have any challenge navigating through the hundreds of checkpoints on the roads.
“Make sure you guys return on Monday,” I said as my wife led the kids out of the house. “I don’t want to hear stories.”
She chuckled. “There will be no stories. Please follow us to the junction so you can help me collect my clothes from the laundry man. He called to tell me that he would be waiting.”
I would not have left the house that morning if she hadn’t said that. Outside the gate where Mubarak had a kiosk, I saw three young men smoking cigarettes and engrossed in a hearty conversation.
“Ina kwana,” Mubarak greeted us cordially. “This one that everyone is dressed ceremonially, I don’t think this is a short journey.”
My wife nodded and smiled at him. “We will be back on Monday evening. Please put eyes on the house for us.”
He said he would. My wife hopped onto the driver’s seat and I sat beside her on the passenger’s side. My three kids giggled at one another as they occupied the back seat. Since her own car had had some mechanical fault and was taken away by the mechanic prior to the Corona virus pandemic, we had both been managing my own car. Carefully, she hurled the Toyota Corolla past Mubarak’s kiosk and honked. Mubarak had been a very good neighbour. He would keep an eye on the compound whenever we were not around. In return, the family had also treated him like a brother.
The laundry man was not in the shop when we got there. My wife was furious because her uniforms were the clothes she had given him to wash. I decided to go and check on Tony at home. He was a very good friend whom I had learned a lot from. His own family had travelled as soon as the virus matter began and he had been all alone. He was glad to see me. We ate the food he prepared and watched a movie together. That took a long time. By the time I returned home in the evening, Mubarak had closed because it was about to rain. The sky was thick with a storm.
I opened the main door and closed it carefully. That door needed repairs but I hadn’t bothered to fix it. If you shut it from the inside without sticking a paper in it, it would be difficult to open from the inside. Someone would have to open it from the outside or else you would remain trap inside. Several times, my wife had reminded me about it but I didn’t just care because the house was usually never empty.
Because I was alone, I was careful to put a piece of paper in it before closing it. And because I had no plans of going to bed immediately, I didn’t bother to lock it with a key. Never in my wildest imagination did I think that a burglar would break into the house that night.
I was watching the news on Aljazera when the lights went off. Soon, the rains began to hit the roof like pebbles thrown in hundreds from the sky. The wind too blew heavily like millions of giant birds flapping their wings.
I went into the bedroom and sleep found me there in no time. It was the shrill cry of a baby that woke me up later. The rain had stopped. Darkness still enveloped the sky. It was past one o’ clock in the morning.
I began to wonder what was wrong with the child that was crying. Her voice tore miserably into the silence of the dark and made me feel very uncomfortable. What could be wrong with the child? I thought as I crept out of the bed towards the window.
The cry was coming from the house adjacent mine. It was a small building without a fence. In front of it was a rickety Golf car painted in taxi colours. Since I bought the house over a year and a half before, I hadn’t bothered to know who my neighbours were.
I was still wondering why the baby was crying and disturbing the entire neighbourhood when I began to hear the sound of the front door opening. I wanted to scream but intuitively decided against that. The cry of the child continued to waft into my ears and I suddenly began to tremble. I hadn’t seen a thief in real life before. I had heard and read about how they attack people and maim or killed them just to get what they wanted.
What if this thief had a weapon? I thought miserably as I quietly docked behind my bedroom door. When the intruder began to tiptoe into the kitchen, I put my eye through the tiny opening between the door and its frame.
I heaved a sigh when I saw that he was not armed. His silhouette figure moved in the dark like a walking tortoise. The light from his small phone led him into the kitchen. I wanted to scream now but something held me still; perhaps it was the fear of the unknown. I was paranoid now like never before. What if he had a pistol in his pocket? What if he had a dagger he’d kept by the door?
I was still wondering of what to do next when the burglar came out of the kitchen carrying a black polythene bag. The cry of the child from the house adjacent mine continued to waft into my ears. I felt creepy. Even though the weather was cold, I felt sweat drop from my forehead in rivulets. My palms too were damp with sweat. I hadn’t sweated like that before. This could happen to anybody who was alone with a thief in his house; a thief who could have been in possession of lethal arms.
Suddenly, I heard him begin to hit the door and it struck me that he had just jammed the door without using the piece of paper. Certainly, he was trapped. I could hear him curse under his breath. Just then, the lights came on.
When he walked back into the kitchen and I saw that he was not armed, I came out of my hiding place.
“Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house?” I thundered feigning courage. The fear in his eyes was palpable.
“I..I..I, please sir!” his knees dropped on the tiled floor. His head was bowed and buried in shame. He could only stutter.
“You had better talk to me before I shoot you dead right now.”
He jammed his palms together and began to cry. “Sir, my name is Theophilus.I am not a thief. I have never stolen anything from anyone all my life. But if you could put your ears down right now, you’d hear the cry of a child. That’s my only daughter. She is a year and two months old. We have not eaten since yesterday morning. My wife bought akara thirty naira for her yesterday morning and that was all she’s eaten since. I haven’t worked since this corona virus thing began because of the restriction in movement. I am a taxi driver. Even if the lockdown ends today, I still won’t be able to work because I have sold my car battery and bought food to feed my family with it last month. I heard from a friend that you people left the house and won’t be back until Monday. I couldn’t stand the cry of the child anymore so I decided to burgle your house to fetch her some food from here. She won’t stop crying until she gets something to eat. My wife too is crying helplessly in the house. I just couldn’t take it. I had to become a thief if only for tonight…”
He was crying as he spoke. I took the black polythene bag from him and my heart dropped when I saw the things he had stolen from the kitchen in it; three packs of noodles, half a loaf of bread, some milk powder in and beverages.
My wallet which had about thirty five thousand naira in it was lying conspicuously on the chair.
Pointing at the wallet, I echoed; “Why didn’t you take the money or did you not see it?”
“I did,” he replied with his head still bowed. “It was the first thing I pointed the light from my phone at but I have no need of it. I came here to get something for my daughter to eat not to steal money.”
A tear fell off my eye. I held his hands and told him to get up. “You are not a thief my brother. You are just a father whose love for his only child is without blemish. From the way you speak, I am certain that you are learned. But for the situation of the country, you would not have become a taxi driver. For your daughter’s sake, I will not do anything to you. Just call your wife to come here with the child so she could open the door for us from outside. That way, she could prepare something for her here to eat.”
Tearfully, he knelt down again and began to cry. He hadn’t airtime on his phone, I gave him mine and he called the wife with it. Before she arrived with the child, I had prepared beverage for the child while I let him cook some noodles for himself and the wife.
It was my turn to cry when the woman was feeding the child who was dragging the bread from her mother as if all her life depended on it. She wolfed down her beverage with the speed of light and as soon as she had had her feel, she crept into the arms of her father and immediately fell asleep.
The parents had time to eat their noodles when the child had begun to sleep. By the time they were through, it was past two o’clock.
I gave him all the money in my wallet and told him to buy and stuck his house with food with the money. When my wife returned with the children and I told her what had happened, she cried on end.
“We are just privileged. We are just lucky.” She broke down emotionally. “We cannot be this blessed by God and watch our neighbours suffer. We must help them.”
My wife was right. I bought Theophilus a new battery for his car and gave the wife the sum of two hundred thousand naira to start a crayfish trade. Sometimes, all that we need to completely eradicate crime isn’t to keep buying guns for the police, isn’t to keep pushing people into prison but just to lend a helping hand to our neighbours. If your neighbours are happy, you’d certainly be happy too. I have come to understand not every thief caught in the act is a real thief. I am glad that we were the source of their joy today and pray that many would after reading this do what we did or do even more.
Love will certainly solve all the problems of humanity.
.
THE BURGLAR by Japheth Prosper

Women and their wahala of indecision, they will never learn.

There are different habits that may hinder a lady from getting married. But here, I'm not going to talk about “Habits” of a lady but rather about “Kinds” of Ladies that faces late marriage and most times, No Marriage. Below are the four kinds of ladies that faces late marriage and the answers that works :
1. The Perfect Lady: Here, the Perfect Lady do not imply that the Lady herself is perfect. But rather, their expectation of their dream man is too high that they kept being selective on the type of man that they want. Most times, the person they love may not like them, and the person that likes them, may not be their love. Those Perfect Ladies always want, A Tall, Rich, Caring& Handsome man and if the lady is spiritual, she will be waiting for “God’s Will”. Any woman that misses any of the four qualities ends up being rejected.
#Their Problem: The problem such ladies faces is that they end up loving the “Container” instead of the “Content”.
#The Solution: Accommodate a man who posses at least 50% of the qualities you desire, the rest will develop with love.
2. The Beautiful Lady: A beautiful lady is attractive to the eye. They are victims of multiple relationships. Most guys that dates beautiful ladies dates them for fun. The attractiveness of a lady makes it difficult for her to keep herself for a man. This is because of temptation from men, knocking left, right and centre.
#Their Problem: The problem beautiful ladies faces is that no one really loves them for who they are but likes their beauty and men doubts their ability to make a good home. This poses a threat for them to marry because most men considers a beautiful lady as a flirt.
#The Solution: Have a picture of the kind of man you really want to marry. You are lucky that you are beautiful, because you will get proposals from various kinds of men; so be ready to identify that man whom you like to marry. Be loyal to him. He will be proud to marry you.
3. The Rich Man’s Daughter: The rich man’s daughter bask on the euphoria of her father’s wealth. As far as she’s concern, her father is her hero and no man can replace her fathers love and care. She believes that every man that is running after her is after her fathers wealth. So this makes them unattractive to men. Men are naturally proud and will not like to muddle their hard earned reputation on such an insult.
#Their Problem: Most rich men’s daughter marry late or marry the wrong man.
#The Solution: The Humility of a rich man’s daughter is her greatest weapon to attract men. Men will naturally be drawn to you, if you are humble. Your beauty is secondary.
4. The Career Woman: These ladies are hardworking, ambitious and successful in life. They may be feminist. They are the champions of this saying, “What a man can do, a woman can even do it better”. Marriage is not their headache but career.
#Their Problem: The problem of career women is time management. They run everything in life like business even relationship. Secondly, they always want to be the Boss in all things and this poses a threat to men. The more masculine a lady behaves, the less attractive she is to a man. No man wants to marry another man.
#The Solution: Every Career woman, cries in her closet. She prays for a man who will love and treat her like a woman. Your cry is over, woman! Simply be submissive at least to a man. Avoid arguments with him. And be More feminine in your outlook. These are what you need to make a man marry you.
May God ease all our affairs, amen.

http://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/5f167cd049bc232fcf022b27bb3e0718?client=news

Congratulations Nina ivy. some people will want to hang themselves here

A man humbly took to his social media page to call for help from Nigerians to help him pay up the hospital bills for his wife and new born after she gave birth through Cesarean section.

According to the man, his wife gave birth to their newborn through a Cesarean section which they did not plan for and since she had their baby in November 6th 2019, the hospital has held them and refused to discharge them until the balance of N170,000 is paid.



Having no other means to raise the money from his Keke business, he took his plea to Nigerians via Twitter and the response he got was beyond his imagination.

He wrote;

Please help me Nigerians my wife and child have been held up in the hospital since November 6th 2019 because we are unable to settle the Medical Bills shr gave birth through C.S which we didn’t plan towards it..I’m a Keke Napep Driver I’m pleading on you all to help me please

08026304461,09081586983 this my mobile number and that of my wife We are at Evangel Hospital 16 Adeaga Street Awori Bustop Abule Egba Lagos..Please Nigerians come to my rescue and help my family go home…Thank you

This is my wife Account number

5113060223 Iheka Chinaza Eco bank

The Doctor’s number for Verification 08036096087..Thank you

Please help me Nigerians my wife and child have been held up in the hospital since November 6th 2019 because we are unable to settle the Medical Bills shr gave birth through C.S which we didn't plan towards it..I'm a Keke Napep Driver I'm pleading on you all to help me please pic.twitter.com/nPIk99xXlx

— Biggy Nony (@LilNony1) December 2, 2019

08026304461,09081586983 this my mobile number and that of my wife We are at Evangel Hospital 16 Adeaga Street Awori Bustop Abule Egba Lagos..Please Nigerians come to my rescue and help my family go home…Thank you pic.twitter.com/LkTOTzV5Od

After he made this post, Nigerians began responding, sending their donations to the account number provided while he gave full account of every dime that he received. He shared screenshots of the alerts as they came and his account balance.

Before the end of the day, he was able to pay N110,000 out of the bill. He shared pictures at every stage. Some people sent other gifts to his newborn and wife including one who promised to pay his son salary for the next 1 year.

As at the time of this post, he stated that he has now raised a total of N849,800.

Good morning My Dearest Nigerians i received the following amount while i was asleep God Bless Everyone who is supporting me and family God will surely reward you All..I'm Grateful…We have receive al total sum of 849,800..I appreciate you all…Thank you pic.twitter.com/zaydKCbORm


https://lailasnews.com/see-what-happened-after-a-man-begged-nigerians-to-help-raise-his-wife-and-newborn-hospital-bills/

Grace and Gracious

Amumaigwe:


What do you think will happen after you successfully divorce your wife and marry your gf and you then meet another lady you appear to have a better connection with? Every married man/woman runs into people that seemingly would have made a better spouse everyday; that includes your wife. Do we all start changing spouses like handkerchiefs? If that lady is really more desirable than your wife, why hadn't another man taken notice of her 'sublime' qualities and married her before you both met?The grass always looks greener on the other side because we don't have the full view (information). I candidly advise you to go back home and reconcile with your wife and learn to love her. Life is too short for all these complexities you are delving into.

Best Comment of the day

Arsenal plssssss do it for me. Go for goals Gunners

Hmmmmmmmm thief with no direction of purpose

link to live stream please