₦airaland Forum

izonborn098:
Die na die'' she lost her life through enjoyment...

I have watched my ex have delayed orgasm for more than a minute and I know in my heart it is possible to kill a woman with a weak heart,the intense convulsions is so severe that I wonder if she is having an epilithic attack,to be frank I was really afraid that day

Davizee:
U think everyone is a scammer

I don't know about your past but for you to call #200k ordinary when you don't have it speaks volumes on how you respect money,money is meant to be nourished,cared for,respected with good accommodation provided for it,if you continue to treat it with disdain and scorn by calling #200k ordinary,it will continue to shy away from you

RTID:
When it comes to Parties, leave it for Yoruba people. These guys understand this party thing.

It's only a Yoruba party you'll attend and as you're just settling down, usher is bringing Samosa, Puff puff and that thing that is shaped like Bermuda triangle for you to start eating.

Before you can finish eating the small chops, chi exotic and red wine has been brought for you to drink while you await the main meal.

You'll see the celebrant shouting at the people serving food.

"Shey ounje ko ti ready fun awon guest mi?! Evin pa won!"

She'll now come and apologize to the guests that food will be ready in five minutes.

Of course, this food is serve yourself; buffet galore!

Amala ati gbegiri, the real party jollof rice, fried rice, chicken sauce, all variety of soups! Of course, the meat you'll be served will be bigger than your destiny. It's only Yoruba people that will serve you one full croaker fish at their parties!

But you see my Igbo brothers?

You'll attend party with an empty stomach and the celebrant will come to ask you;
"Icho helo ko rife?"

Oga na food I wan chop nah! I'm not a drunkard! Give me food, for where?

You'll be on your 2nd crate of "helo" beer, before food will finally get to you;

Crayfish jollof rice and a slice of meat that resembles MTN SIM card.

Igbo people don't waste money on frivolous things or even have time for unprofitable activities because almost everybody has a dream objective or working on a project,if you want to eat crocker fish go and buy it in the market and Cook in your house,nobody wants to beg for food in the southeast

Nataliace:
Your bf is cute 😁

this is a clear evidence to those that say love is not real and not blind,when a girl will call that man the most handsome man in the whole world,it shows she is seeing him in another dimension not the picture I saw

onlinediva:
A client was interested in this Toyota Corolla and he invited my team at Autos and Cartalk (Limited) to inspect it for him.

On getting to the car, it has about 300,000 miles on its mileage and this has been done to its battery compartment.

Will you still buy it despite all that?

that fabrication supposed to add more value to the car

Nawttiboi007:
A Tanzanian woman named Nellie has three husbands.

She married her brother-in-law after her first husband died in a car accident. She later married two other men.

They lived together for 3 years, which made them good friends.

She provides for them, as they are all unemployed.

all I see is three simps with a nymphomaniac

Hezzyluv:
Power is good and depends on which power persay. But, what shall it profit a man if he has power and lives in abject poverty? I.e begging to feed or watch his love ones dying from curable sickness simply because no money to treat such malady?

If you don't have money but have power, you are as useless as the P in psychology. Money stops nonsense!!!

Get money, even the person that has power would be calling u sir upanda.


Modified:
Show me the man with power and I will show you the man with money. Show me the man with money and I will show you the man with power.

I disagree I totality on your views,money is good but power controls everything,that is why even if you are a billionaire you still crave power,a man with power in government can cause problems for dangote even with his riches,if you have power you cannot be poor because clients will fall over themselves to make you happy,ibeto cement with all his money was crushed and his product relegated by the stroke of a pen,if you have power ,those that want your Goodwill will buy houses,cars,lands, anything you want for you,that is power,even dangote and otedola with their billions will not want to be enemies with the controller of customs,because he can make life unbearable for them,that is why in the aftermath of the battle of carrahe,the victorious parthian army captured Marcus crassus the Roman general and the richest man in the world at that time,they melted a pot of gold and poured it into his mouth to kill him,and show him they have the power even with his riches it cannot save him

MrsTwrite:
From grass to grass.

from grass to grass is still an understatement,it will be from grass to tropical jungle swampy forest full of hungry crocodiles and anacondas

Nonywendy:
I have been dating this my girl friend since 2017. She made me fall and believe in love, she ticked all the qualities I desire in a woman. When I we started dating she was in her 200L, and everything was going on smoothly. Now this is where the issue lies,
When she went for service in another state, I started noticing some changes, wen she comes back home during holidays I used to go through her phone.(note: she has access to my phone and I too).
So one of those period I realised she is seeing another guy in the state where she is serving. I confronted her and she opened up to me and confessed. I forgave her.

Then after like 4months again, I later noticed she is also seeing another guy different from the initial one I noticed, she denied that but I had to do my deep investigation and got an evidence, she opened up again, at this point I broke up with her and moved on. After like one month she came back begging for forgiveness, It took me time to heal and I forgave her.

Then this last one that broke the camel's back, I noticed she traveled to the state where she did her youth service for something and all this while I thought she was staying with her sister, not knowing she was staying with the first guy she dated while serving whch she apologised. She stayed with her for three good weeks. How I realized was, I called her line one early morning arnd 3am and a guy picked the call asking me who I am. At first, I froze cos I haven't been in that kind of situation, I calmed down and explained everything to the guy, and the guy also told me she has been with her for the past three weeks and that's the girl friend too. I was shocked. I have broken up with her finally cos I don't think forgiving a cheating partner is worth it.
The first time she cheated, 90% of my friends advised me to dump her ass and move on but I had to forgive on the basis of nobody is perfect, but this third time is a no no.
Now she has been begging and asking for forgiveness that she has really learnt her lessons. At this point I'm just so mad that I don't want to forgive her.
Now the big problem is that I'm always seeing her in my dream, I have not really moved on cos it's not easy for me. I have loved her for solid 6 yrs plus.
Note: all the family members from my side and her side are fully aware of our relationship and have approved but they are not aware that I have broken up. If you are my shoes will you forgive her for this very last time or will her cheating continues?
Your advise and suggestions will be well appreciated. Thank you

once a cheater will always be a cheater,if you cannot tolerate such dump her and move on,during my bachelor years and even in my years of marriage I have developed the mindset that all women cheat if given the opportunity so I don't even care if you cheat,it is the least of my worries

Cypress042:
Don't let anyone deceive you, boobs and ass are never qualities.

but they are the first things to see on a woman,I don't believe you because if you see the type of puffy breast faith have,you will know it is a good quality asset

VeryGoodMan:
Tinuboo mustremain as President so that Nigerians can suffer.

thats the better of the options we have,if the tribunal declear PO winner I am afraid we may have more serious problems than mere suffering,a northern coup may follow,followed by suppression of liberty and freedom,it is still better to mange tinubu,if you don't have money to fuel your car enter bus,if your transport bills mounting think about a bicycle,I have already got a scooter to adapt to the current reslity

Lurdd:
So there's this girl I approached three weeks ago
She's pretty, we've been speaking on phone, I have already taken her out.. we've been chatting very often, we confessed love to each other.
Now the problem is she always flash me,
For once since we started speaking on phone has she call me with her airtime.. I've recharged her 1k airtime 5 times since we met still
She always flash me...she can flash me up to 15 miss calls at once and anytime I want to pick up the call, she'll immediately cut it. It still baffles me what this girl does with the whole airtime I've been sending her. And She works too. Even as I write this she has flashed me now. I confronted her to know what's going on. Her only excuse was that she uses her airtime to sub for data.
Seeing all of this has already turned me off
I stopped calling her on Saturday to know if she'll change and for once call me with her airtime..
But no she proved me wrong
She's still flashing me up till date.
I like this girl but this attitude of hers is so irritating.. and this is a very big red flag for me
Am already loosing interest in her
Landers advise me on what to do

what is your priority?is it for her to call you on phone or her pvssy,endure until you fvck that pussy then she will start calling you

efelicity:
So I have this woman in my neighborhood who usually squeeze out time to check on me in my apartment whenever her husband goes to work, he's a police officer in one of the stations in town.
Last night she brought me pepersoup as she has always done but she didn't leave immediately, and there's no way I will tell her to leave. I went to the bathroom and showered then streamed into my bedroom to change, this woman tiptoed after me and pull-loosed the towel leaving me straight naked. I was trying to send her off but she used her womanly power to overcome me. What happened would only be told in the death of the night. Fear women! I repeat fear women!!!

even thou I know the story is most likely false,you don't mess with an officers wife that is one of one thousand ways to die

LikeAking:
Levels don change...


Dont judge a man when he is broke....

the true character of a man reveais itself when he has power

folake4u:
I would totally never recommend Nigerian prisons for anyone. It's not for the faint hearted.

that pics is not actual prison yard but holding cells for awaiting trial inmates,you will beg to stay one year in prison yard than spend a night in awaiting trial,it is baptism of fire

Benwallt:
A Nigerian lady has caused a buzz on social media with many individuals taking to the comment page to send condolences after it was revealed that she mistakenly got pregnant for her boyfriend.

In the recently uploaded video, the young girl was revealed as 15 years of age as she was seen crying and lying down.

The video carried the caption, “Meet my baby sis. She literally cry every day and night because of a mistake. She’s 15 years and she’s goin to be a mother soon. She’s scared of motherhood and she always ask “what if I didn’t make it.”

she will make it,so long dick entered the pvssy a babyhead can come out as well,is pvssy not a wonderful creation of God

BItt:
Which kind wahala be this. Rain don dey fall for the past 4 hours,
woman I no get, money I no get
Job! I no get, TV I no get
Girlfriend, I no get. Which kind life be this?
This week now, landlady don Send her pikin 6times for Nepa bills payment. Last week I pretended I was not at home. I don scope them taya

Everything just get as e be.
Sometimes, I go dey alone and start to dey laugh, dey smile... E go reach one point sote I go just sober con dey shake my head. Depression wann kill person. Loneliness bad walahi.

Omo sometimes e go do me like say I don almost get the solution to all of Nigeria problems. Before I blink, I don forget una problem and solution sef
The whole matter just get as e be

pls don't run mad,go and find work to engage your mind pls

essentialone:
Mention that topic in Mathematics, that you still do not understand.

Mathematics lovers and haters, show ya sef.

in that your picture I know I will find Dy/dx,my arch nemesis

TemplarLandry:
Pessimistic statesman.

he is just saying the truth,if not why is the refineries not working up till now after 4 presidents and billions wasted,there is truth in what he said,and that deal that yaradua cancelled is the Genesis of this fuel crisis

princeemmma:
I saw this tweet and i feel this are one of features of Lagos Danfo Driver (i mean exaggerating), am not a Lagosians, i was born in Lagos State and i left Lagos when i was 9years, i don't think they will go to extent of asking someone to help them use there leg to hold break.

To Lagos based, have you ever witness something like this? can this be true?

this is civilized compared to what happens in Lagos,were people can shit and bathe in the open im broad daylight

superlanny:
In a country where those who are not in prison are suffering, just imagine what those in prison will be passing through.

Whatever you do in life, never make the mistake of committing a crime that would land you in a Nigerian prison. You will regret the day you were born.

it is he who has not experienced it can tell the limit of human endurance,if I was told that I cannot bathe,shave or Barb my hair for 4 months I will not believe,but I survived awaiting trial,you don't have to actually commit a crime to find yourself in such place,just been at the wrong place at the wrong time is enough

Munamoqel:
beauty is beyond that ! A state that host highest number of worthless woman in south east is imo !na imo girls that are been selling body up and down you call beautiful .with wide .......like express way . U need you head examine . Beautiful woman are the like of Brazil , Ethiopia Arabian india ,fulani .

this comment is shallow and naive,you cannot generalize the character of a whole state because of what few of them do,every tribe has wayward and loose women ,I am from imo state and I will never swap states with you,I love my beautiful imo women they are one of the reasons we are still enduring in nigeria

Ejioforrr:
A video of some single ladies praying for husbands, dressed in white wedding gowns has caused quite a stir online.

https://ikejabird.com/desperation-is-real-single-ladies-praying-for-husbands-in-wedding-gowns-spark-mixed-reactions/

the world is quickly evolving and changing,it is better for women to adapt to the change instead of wasting their time and money praying,marriage nowadays is not seen as a must by this generation and the sooner the females realize this the better,a want approaching menopause without a child of her own is a stupid fool

karkinase:
This woman na mumu.

real mumu,no husband or even child,I suspect she is barren because I don't see any reason a woman approaching menopause cannot have a child to call her own

Fryx:
I understand. But it felt sooo real and natural that I feel odd that I can’t do it in real life.

I created this topic to see if anyone else experiences same.

if your dreams are so vivid and looks real beware,because you may have a malaria fever coming soon,it is called delirium

FourQu:
That is how a well is dug in most of the northern parts of Nigeria where the povertyfication and desertification of their lands have already hampered any availability of bore hole or pipe borne water.

this do not look like a well been dug to me,that engine looks like an air compressor and that thing he is holding is not rope but flexible pipe,those people are prospectors looking for gold or rare metals

Caaz:
He's now a known gunman.
He's likely going to be trailed starting with getting his info from family members n people closer to him.

very funny,in my place in imo state these people are not unknown,they are a common sight and not even hiding,they even have multiple road blocks and check points at kidnapping hot spots along the federal highway from okigwe to onitsha to counter Fulani herdsmen and kidnappers

UnfairLife7:
I am broke because i can't afford 3 square meal daily
I am broke because i can't afford buying clothes or shoes
I am broke because i can't afford inter-state travel by road
I am broke because i can't afford changing my mobile
I am broke because i can't afford what i crave for most time
I am broke because i can't afford helping those who reach out to me for help (this bteak my heart alot)
I am broke because i can't afford a bag of rice and other basic needs (all thanks to baba emilokan)

if you cannot afford a new phone or bag of rice you are not broke yet,it means you have some money but not up to buy phone,BROKE is buying sugar and groundnut credit to drink garri that your friend dash you

wrongman665:
God thank you for securing their skull.

this is nothing short of a miracle that this boys are still alive,if ever the data of missing persons in the southwest is ever compiled and released,many people will pack and run away from there

IconicR:
She's stupid
Is she daft not to know the Nigerian guy was after that same money she rejected for love mtcheww

I don't think anyone and especially a Nigerian that schooled at oxford University can easily be impressed with money,it is obvious he is from a wealthy family to start with,and not everyone is moved by wealth and material possessions but will rather judge you by the content of your character.,this obscene lust for money is the reason ritual killings is now a normal occurance and people can make that shallow comment above me

skj1377:
But how does a normal girl call herself Vicky hookup? So she is running street while in her parents house! Besides, what if her family and friends call her on that number? This story sounds strange.

it sounds quite strange,even the man to save the girls contact as Vicky hookup is very suspicious,a player can never leave such evidence behind,he has the options of using Vic mechanic,vikky oil and gas , Victor cement or any suffice to join V or vik.for me I will use Honda VTech.

fineboynl:
There is an increase rate at which car batteries are stolen. What is fueling it is the high demand and available market for them. The other day they stole my neighbor car battery and I want to know how well can one avoid this. How the thief open the bonnet? And is it possible to chain the bonnet inside?

very easy to open the bonnet,just under the bumper there is a black cable to leads to the bonnet latch if you pull it the bonnet will open, there's no way to safeguard your battery from determined thieves short from removing it and bringing it inside the house,even a chain and the strongest padlock is no match for a bolt cutter