₦airaland Forum

Inspired70:
A serious matter!

I paid #2k charge to withdraw #5k from a POS in anambra today,after searching more than 15-20 pos it is only the girl that has money,Nigeria may crash land if nothing is done before Feb 10

benuejosh:
Those causing the problem in the country to paint APC as a black party are the same people who called Nigeria a zoo and are now clamoring to have their candidate as the president of our country which they once referred to as a zoo.

Peter Obi supporters want to stop at nothing to bring division within the party. They are moles in the party.

Well, this month everything will take its place as we prepare to celebrate the victory of Bola Ahmed Tinubu, Jagaban Borgu as the President in waiting.

stop being petty and childish,are there also moles in the mouth of asiwaju or are we so dumb and stupid not to understand what somebody said,if you keep on talking about somebody it means you have nothing to say,what concerns PO with the rubbish that is coming out of asiwajus mouth,is it necessary to call a sitting governor a small boy? is it not an insult to our collective intelligence? and those sycophants clapping and cheering him we know that anywhere Belle face na front be that.

FalseProphet1:
Any lawyer that present this as defence of his client is dumber than the client he's trying to defend. I see that girl's certificate being withheld by the school, I see her going into full olosho business.

This I have seen

any harsh decision taken by the institution will be torn to sherds in a law court,pussy can mean many things from pussy cat to popssy the probabilities are endless and the there is no female anatomical part called pussy,I see the institution leaving the girl alone now that a lawyer is involved.

tobb:
I once said it that tinubu is campaigning like an opposition

He once said to the crowd at akwa ibom to take their pvc and take the government from them," I no understand this statement

Tinubu want to deliver Apc from Apc

from the body language it is obvious that buhari and other top APC members don't support asiwaju

jamesversion:
Water remains a clourless, odourless, tasteless liquid.

That liquid substance coming out that tap isn't water.

The authorities should test the liquid sample to know what it is.

maybe chlorine they used to treat the water,but we're in Nigeria do public water still runs at the average Joe's house?and the funny part is that all states has water corporations with staffs that collect salary every month,a big joke

ahnie:
Nawa o.

double wahalla for dead body

iwaeda:
What is not groaning under Buhari.

buhari effect is the new definition of suffering,poverty and hopelessness,it will not be a surprise if the Oxford dictionary includes it in their new entry

Hatrick01:
My girfriend have an identical twin sister whom i started developing affections for recently.

I was afraid of making my intentions known to her cuz i dont want to risk loosing my relationship.

So earlier today, i summoned the courage to make my intentions known to her but i was shocked with the answer i got from her.

She told me okay.
I asked how how about her sister? (i.e my girlfriend). What will be her reaction if she notice?
She told me that i should not worry that she will take care of her.
She made me know how she wished she was my girlfriend anytime she saw me playing with her sister.

We now agreed on running things on code.

But she told me that coding things, is for now. (i was seriously troubled by this comment from her).

I pretended like everything is fine but deep down in me, i am not okay.
I want to have them both but i know she wont concur with me, and it might cause a big problem.

So how dangerous is this game i am about to play?

classical okafors law no 2,go ahead and nack Dem both heaven will not fall

Itisallright:
In fact the whole stuff is already sabotage, those to supervise are human nurtured in a corrupt environment, you never expect miracle from them. They should have stand on that 31st abeg

if the government stood on that 31st deadline the country may collapse into anarchy because there is no new notes available,the method we solve problems in this country is a case of throwing away the dirty water with the baby,soap and sponge included,how do you want to stop vote buying, corruption and kidnapping by redesigning your currency?how do you want to fight kidnapping and banditry by switching off telcom signal?is it a big deal for the politicians to convince with bank official and use payloader and tipper to load the old cash they stockpiled in warehouses to exchange for the new ones,don't be surprised this is what is making the new notes scarce,I read a report that out of 11 trillion naira cash in Nigeria 7 trillion are hoarded and not in circulation only 4 trillion is moving about,so you see that the scarcity will continue and majority of these politicians are board members of many banks and financial institutions.

CallmeTrinity:
You are a coward , weak man and a coward 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Foolish man confusing fear with spiritual advise. That was your cowardice talking ... Weak willed coward 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

You are a so weak and a coward. You know who is killing your flock and you are too much of a coward to defend your investment 🤣

Even the Nigerian law recodnizes self defense. The moment someone steps foot on your property and is killed the law recodnizes your right to defend your life and properly and won't persecute you so you are talking.trash..

You are just a coward who has been bullied and his investments wiped off because you are too weak and cowardly to pick up a machete and lay a trap...

Foolish man ,trying hard to make his cowardice look like a virtue ..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

how can he be a coward when his animals are destroying other people's farms?if you must go before equity go with clean hands,if the the animals are secured there will never be any problem,I am a farmer and our host community called a stakeholders meeting on 2 January reading the riot act that farmers have been given permission to shoot on sight any cow,goat or sheep grazing on their land,that edict is enough for everybody to secure their animals,moreover the DPO was right,if he used that Cutlass and killed the guy he will spend the rest of his life in ikoyi or kirikiri prison.

adecz:




People that eat chimpanzee, with
little encouragement, dem go chop
human being.. 😐😐😐

I remember the day I was served with a big monkey hand in a palm wine joint in enugu state,I just ran away from the palmy joint thought it was a human hand

Omooba77:
How Mighty is the Almighty God?

so mighty that a space shuttle travelled 61 billion kilometers into space and yet we can't find heaven or see God,the kingdom of heaven is in the hearts of men.

Jones4190:
they should extended it till Feb 14 so that I will lavish the old money on valentine with my girlfriend and the remaining money will be use in betting on champions league

everything is not joke,many people has lost money and have suffered this time,I know farmers that produce perishable goods that must be harvested and sold but due to this crisis,fear and lack of money many farm produce are rotting in farms,pls some things are not funny

bdon123:
U had 3 months notice bt u were there wit stubborness hoping ur corrupt politicians will stop it as usual.Well my own is if u hav hundred of thousands of old notes till now wit u,then u deserve wateva comes .I hav switched to cashless payment since a month n keep only 20k in cash at all times which i hav changed frn pos guys.

the major problem is that the new notes are not available,how many people in Nigeria keep bulk cash ,if the banks,ATMs are dispensing the new notes then it will not be a crisis,seems like CBN printed less money than needed,if the deadline is maintained then people and businesses will suffer because the new notes are not available

GENES11S:
Every major business should acquire POS. With POS, you also get receipt of the transaction should anything go wrong.

That is how they run business in developed countries.

Too many cash transactions Leed to corruption, kidnappings and the rest.

The money we use for cash transactions should not be more than 20% of the country's purse.

my brother Nigeria is far from developed country

Burdenbearer:
Hi, Nairalanders. I just met a lady who is a virgin and over 40. She is older than i am and she is financial independent. She is nice, caring and generous. She has a place of her own. I want to knack her and possibly get her pregnant, so that we can have kids together. She do giving me things for free. The issue now is that, she is this Churchy type and trying everything possible to avoid sex, even when i visited. And age is not by her side. Guys, What do i do abt this? I no wan pour sain, sain for my garri by initiating sex. Note: I have no bad intention against her. I'm not financially bouyant enough to do our human laws of marriage. She is even financially bouyant than i am.

a virgin at 40 is a virgin forever,pls leave that woman something is wrong with her pussy.

SultanOfPuna:
If you carry your new notes enter market
Enter okada
Okada give you old note change
Will you reject it??
Will you ask the illiterate okada man for his bank account to do transfer?
Or will you pay the fruit seller or groundnut seller via bank transfer?

See how stupid it looks.
A normal transition of currency takes 6 months plus.
Even if you cagange all your money into new notes. The circulation has not reached the average sellers.

the money change was rushed to stop politicians from using the billions they packed in warehouses to rig election,as always with buharis ideas,it will have good intentions but poor planning and zero implementation,from my location currently in orumba south LGA in anambra state the penetration of the new notes is just 5%,people are just using the old notes,such policies are not forced,it is gradual,

Omahleigh:
It's the way you handpick what to believe and what to discard for me. This same science is what tells you the time, tells you the weather, tells you your heart rate, tells you how to navigate when driving and helps you through your daily life! Science, using these very principles, figured out how to lift a massive 800,000 metric tonne iron and get it to fly you from one continent to another in a couple of hours! You trust it with your life when it dispenses cash from an ATM to the point that you don't even bother counting the money. Even the phone you used to type this crap is a testament to the brilliance and reliability of science.

But when that same science on who's principles man has been able to achieve god-like feats tells you that Dinosaurs roamed this earth 65 million years ago, or that carbon dating can accurately predict objects that are billions of years old, your stupid ass suddenly becomes a smart ass because one fictional story book written by archaic men who thought that the earth was flat tells you that you haven't been here that long.

Religion is truly for small-minded simpletons, this is why Africa is the laughing stock of the rest of the world. A continent overcrowded with stupid people!

you have summarized what I have in mind,I will just remind me right that Christianity will go the same way other ancient religions that are far older than Christianity faded away,it is already fading in Europe ,the headoffice of Christianity

caesymore:
Remand that boy till he is 18 then just blow his dick out.

Damn... who knows what turned this boy to such a repugnant sexual beast

from interactions I had with a gay employee that was working for us at a time gave me an insight into the mindset of homosexual.majority of them are created just like that,they will not have feelings for any woman and even avoid to be touched by a woman,for a young boy like that it is clear that he was created by a quirk of nature to be like that but he should respect other people's buttocks and ask permission before ramming into it

BloomingDale:
Ordinary $1M for all that havoc? He has to pay for weapons, pay his guys etc. Even small pikin no believe this lie.

$1m is roughly #700+ million naira,just 50 million naira in the hands of a few guys armed will cause problems,just last week they invaded the house of my friend the sole administrator of our local government,burn his house,took his cars,collected #6 m random and still beheaded the man,these criminals just wanted to create an atmosphere of fear and suspicion and it is clear they are sponsored and the truth will come out

Toktee:
Born and raised by parents that sees education as total waste of time.
From primary to secondary school no one was there for me but God.
I dropped out of secondary school six times because of money.
I also dropped out of college of education once, but later graduate.

If an orphan like me can do it, you can do it.
Never give up on your dreams.

congratulations,you are a born fighter and with a mindset like yours , impossible is nothing

CyynthiaKiss:
Many Of us Yorubas will once again prove to Nigerians that we value morals, competence and credibility...

Nigeria is a very sick country that needs urgent medical attention from a very qualified Doctor irrespective of tribe and religion ..PETER OBI IS THE ANSWER

Religion and tribalism is why we are where we are today....
Never again shall we allow politicians to use religion or tribalism to deceive us again for their own selfish interest , instead of them to preach about competence and capacity..


Never again !!




God bless Labor Party ..
YORUBA LAGBA!!!

it is sad to see and hear atiku talking about giving out contracts and appointments as compensation for victory,it shows he doesn't even realize the magnitude of the problems the inco.ming government will face

gift2xl:
Wickedness in capital form.

mankind is more wicked than devil itself,infact what is happening now will shock Satan

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Fifteen minutes ride, 10 things you should know about the Lagos Blue Rail



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/577914-fifteen-minutes-ride-10-things-you-should-know-about-the-lagos-blue-rail.html

a good write up but you missed the crucial point that this rail project is the summary of what is wrong with Nigeria,a similar project was done by same company in Ethiopia,the rail built from Ethiopia to Djibouti was a heavy rail that will carry goods and heavy containers and crossed deserts also it is longer than the Lagos rail but it cost Lagos 10 times what it cost the Ethiopias and took more than a decade to finish,shall we jump up in joy for a project that was inflated by also a billion dollars that will be used to build more rail systems in Lagos,this project is a source for sobre reflection not a thing of joy.

Dailyparrot:
I have to create this thread after reading through the topic on front page asking for jobs/professions that will make you not to marry someone.

So, I'm talking to this Unizik student that's studying medical radiography. Everything was going well. She even told me that she has told her mother about me and all. We met on Facebook and she's already asking to see me in person.

Until the day she found out that I use my car for Uber/Bolt business, everything changed. This girl stopped talking to me.

She has never been to Lagos and does not know how Uber works. She was asking how much I earn in a day, and that hope the Uber is not like their normal school cab that charge 100 naira per person, bla bla bla.

Well, I just don't want to let her know my net worth. I don't do Uber full time. I work on Fiverr and because sales dropped there, I decided to use Uber to make up for the income. I also do academic research for foreign students. Etc. I am into a lot of stuffs that fetch me nothing less than 400k a month so I don't think I should be regarded poor.

My house in the East is at roofing level. I am almost completing the payment of 4.5 million for a land I'm purchasing at Mowe, I own my car plus another Sienna I bought when Fiverr was booming.

I have a masters degree. So, should a girl reject me because I use my car to drive on Uber?

I am just laughing at her ignorance. The other time, we were talking and I jokingly asked her why she's putting on make up, and she was like, so she can find better suitors.

I thence assume I am not a better suitor because to her, I'm poor. This is someone earning 8k per month in the school that she was teaching during ASUU strike.

I wonder why women are impatient when it comes to taking decisions and that's why most of them regret later.

I am supposing being a medical student makes this girl think she deserves someone better than just a cab driver.

LOL.

that is why it is very important to nack a pussy before long story,that is the only place their power is

mascot345:
I don't know why most Nigerian girls are into money like this. She is in final year pharmacy. We have dated for 2 years now... I told her I want to marry her this year.. Maybe October or November... She told me I can't fund her dreams.. She told me she wan own Pharmacy store before or after marriage...

When I inquired from my friend who is a pharmacist how much it will cost to own one. He said it will cost nothing less than #5million.

My friends have told me to forget everything about her.

I managed to save #1million last year though after so much expenses o. I showed the girl... The babe told me that my savings is too small for us to think about marriage this year.

My salary na 400k monthly... The babe still said that is won't be enough for us that things are expensive.

All my friends have asked to run o
... But my ex girlfriend said I should save and establish my wife to be.

This is where I became so confused...

Though.... I told her .. I am not interested in marrying her or dating her again. I no do again o. #5million Dream is a big dream.....

why even considering to marry a girl that obviously does not love you,the red flags are flying

englishmart:
If you were mandated to delete one of those options forever, which would it be?

football and music

OurBusinessIsPr:
Hi ladies , are you a nympho ( love sex so so much } and God fearing ?
Are you ready for sincere relationship ?
Reach me now , I need you; like seriously ..
Any tribe is welcome ..

We should be married before Easter this year

before you consider marrying a nympho try a few months relationship and see how far,I survived a 6 months relationship with a crazy nympho before crumbling to pieces,you love sex but the day you will run away you will forget your slippers.

Stephen2324:
My Ex brought her wedding invitation card for me yesterday and she left this morning

okafors law at it's deadliest,I will not be surprised if the first born will be her ex boyfriends child

WriterNig:
🇷🇺 Russia is the all consuming 🔥 fire and the U.S knows it. Only 1 Satan-II Nuke 💣 can turn the whole of Texas to radioactive dust and ash. They have dozens of them.

The only country in the world that can fire missiles near U.S & NATO war planes. They did it last year while ✈ flying near Alaska.

They fear no one.

why have they not defeated Ukraine?most of these weapon systems you are hyping are now obsolete and have been made redundant by advances in technology,that is how their billion dollar warship was sunk by a cheap thousand dollars remote controlled weaponized jet ski in the black sea,if you think the west don't have the ability to bring down that Satan missile think again.

kennybabs1980:
Thank you Bros, he's a very naughty guy and his wife is not helping matter. Always minding high things. This woman once pushed him to buy a Mercedes-Benz GLK on a long payment plan, they almost lost the car to the dealer when they were not paying regularly until my younger brother in Canada had to help him out. The boy in Canada is not even picking his calls nor replying his messages now. This guy has always been the most problematic member of our family.

this is a classic case of try to live like the Benjamin's,why buying what you cannot afford,a Mercedes Benz glk?just to show off,let him face the actions he took by first selling the glk and other expensive property he has,that will show commitment and sincerity to pay back,then you and others will help,how can he be driving glk and want to sell our fathers lamd.