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UyaiIncomparabl:
Not fat, please. Thick thighs.

fat or thick - the arteries suffers!

UyaiIncomparabl:
I love her thick thighs.

How do I get thicker thighs?

thick thighs = heart disease loading ……

HoneySwag:
I'm not a guy. Your immigration status? That's left for you to work out, cos that's a completely different topic. My comment is based on those who go there for greener pasture. If you're going there to work, then get your work permit. If you don't have that then remain in your country until you get it and stop running around like a fugitive.
Perhaps those home appliances you mentioned that are already available in the house, the average man over here can't afford them cos they're way too expensive

you seem to thrive on hypotheticals and ignore specifics- let me just pick one line of all you said so you can defend it - when yiu wrote that $31k headline - you never explained anything like that money is up for grabs with a job once u arrive

my simple question for you is

When those who want to travel for greener pastures arrive and they want to make that $31k you mentioned that looks so easy, you just mentioned they should get their work permit abi? me sef i agree they should get their work permit if they want to stay

QUESTION FOR YOU - How will they get the work permit ? do they hawk work permit in the streets if western nations? do you know how long and stressful the process is ? how much the process will cost you when u take a lawyer and all that application fees ?

so don’t come online and tell people - 31k for cleaner work oooo…. easy na just travel

it’s very misleading

suratwo62:
If Russia dey so good why all the Russian billionaires no stay inside Russia?

good question -

Loewe:
While I commend the West's stand (support for Ukraine and sanctions) on Russia based on their unprovoked invasion of Ukraine, they need to know that not giving them a soft landing won't end the war anytime soon.

Russia needs a soft landing so they can have an excuse to stop the invasion. If they keep giving them sanctions without telling them sanctions would be lifted if they stop the war, then Russia no longer has anything to gain even if they stop fighting Ukraine. Putin is probably in regret right now, but shame would prevent him from stopping since there isn't any soft landing in place.

Diplomacy would do the West a great good at this time. If these sanctions persist, Russia would become another North Korea and would be a major threat to world peace. They need to give them a reason to stop fighting the war...

how many soft landing do u want for Putin? when he

1. threatens world peace with the nuclear bomb, everyone is silent to placate him
2. Anyone who opposes him in Russia is killed or jailed, nobody talk
3. took over Crimea, Obama gave him soft landing to avoid escalation
4. he poisoned Alexi Navalny and other opposition leaders using bio-chemical substances - they let him be
5. He invaded Chechnya and killed thousands there - they allowed him
6. He used Mustard gas (a banned chemical weapon) on Syrians while helping Assad, them free am
7. He cyber attacks the west every other 3 months, nobody do anything
8. He meddles into US and western elections to discredit democracy and create chaos - we no won annoy am
9. Is Ukraine as we speak, civilian area -maternity wards- yet Biden is refusing to escalate by not helping Ukraine with Jets
10. He threatens EU with gas supply - fear no let them cough

What else do you want the West to do for Putin who wrote a book last summer that he wants to bring back the old soviet union

meaning taking over Ukraine is just the beginning - other sovereign countries like Latvia, Estonia, Uzbekistan etc will lose their nationhood

That was how Hitler was given so much concessions with then Austria citing same heritage and cultural similarities with Germany- they left him alone, then he went for Czechoslovakia, and the world started paying attention - he took the world for a ride by marching into Paris and daring to take over England, that is history ..... never appease a bully, FIGHT!!! - PUTIN must go down!!!!!

HoneySwag:
The houses over there are of standard, well furnished... You don't need to be running around with properties or trying to get one when moving into another house cos everything you need is available in the house. Perhaps security is guaranteed, you get value for your money, sane and clean environment. Some of those people complaining don't have the required certifications that will put them in places that can earn them good money. So hustling to make ends meet is inevitable

wise man - clap for yourself

shay u don stay America before?

apart from refrigerator, microwave and dishwasher (in expensive apartments, laundry machine) guy -- other things u must buy


tv. sound system, furniture etc are not provided by the apartment

u talk of certifications - do u even have work authorization? what of social security card? how u wan take work better work wey fit pay that rent? how u want to write certifications when u are not in the system? you landing on a plane from Nigeria does not mean u have access to anything as per work, career or education - UNTIL you get here - your eye no go clear

manikspears:
Don't mind them, minimum wage is $31k per year na cleaner and messenger work be that o.....oya convert am to naira how many graduates dey make that kind money per year for naija? Even if you consider the purchasing power.

oga by the time you pay rents and bills finish, u no go see $1 of that money keep talkess of wetin u want to convert to Naira - shay u no dey hia word?

u think say America na place wey Oga Solo for your compound go borrow u stove to warm stew wey you beg and collect from Aunty Bisi to eat one cup of rice wey Mama Koffi sell for you for credit? u no know anything you this man - jand na no brother for jungle, nobody send u oooo

pol23:
Let’s wait and see.
The sanction is too much and I bet it will affect Russians big time.
But if you do your research,Russia hasn’t economy hasn’t grow over 10% in the last decade simply because they’ve been pursuing self stability…
They have their reserve in Gold not even rumble.
Russia know the day will come when the west will turn its back on her.
I guess they’re prepared,but you can’t be sure if the preparations will meet up to the current sanctions both left ,right and center.
I was planning a trip to Moscow last December , I checked booking.com,I saw over 2000 and the hotels were very cheap and beautiful,but sadly couldn’t make it. I checked again few days ago and there’s no hotel in Moscow on booking.com… I decided to go through Turkish air,sadly Turkish air sef no Dey go Moscow again.
If China stand strongly by Russia,The great country will survive.
Also,we need someone to checkmate USA excesses,if great Russia is gone .then USA can come for anyone without any fear tomorrow.
I’m not supporting Russia against Ukraine,I’m supporting them against America,sadly it might mean the same in this case.

Also the exchange rate has minimal effect currently… they’re not selling Forex to anyone…
The meaning now is that,they will exchange with everyone in gold and not rumble. (But how much gold can be available for the business conglomerates)
They have over a trillion dollar worth of gold though…
So the market back home will be stable a bit.
But there will be a little inflation…

all what you typed here shows you know nothing about Russia- na beer parlor gist i dey type - Russia Rumble ko, Royal Rumble ni

DarkJeddi:
Like I said..

Oliseh would be the first to tell you he is not Igbo..

You can direct your questions at him..

https://www.nairaland.com/2656384/not-igbo-super-eagles-coach

Chukwu must mean something in hausa since it’s not Igbo - nansense

KosiGee:
My friend calm down. Sunday Oliseh said he was no Igbo man.
JJ Okocha never denied his ethnicity. He is from Delta state but an 042. Speaks Igbo well.

source please ?

DarkJeddi:
Stop clutching at straws..

Which match did Oliseh play that Okocha was a Pundit?

Or you don't understand what being a Pundit means?

And Oliseh himself would be the first to tell you that he is not an Igboman..

but you claim Itsekiris are yorubas easily on nairaland - you claim ilajes are yorubas, in the same vein how are ukuani's not ibo?

Okocha is from Anioma, his village is less than 20 miles away from Oliseh's village - all in Delta State, and their language is similar

so what da f v k are you talking about ?

DarkJeddi:
Trash!

Okocha was working as a PUNDIT and he had every right to air his opinion as an analyst..

Was he working as a pundit when Chukwu was the Coach?

No!

The Chukwu was criticised by the media..

And NOW Okocha as part of the media criticised Eguavoen and it became tribalism?

Guy,you no get talk..

and when Olise an Igbo man was Coach of the Super Eagles and messed up big time, where was Okocha to criticize him like he is criticizing Eguavoen today? was he not a Pundit then? yeye fawo

sapientia:
Look at how Putin disgraced himself

no mind am - the west is playin PUTIN for a fool - they are pretending like they are so scared of him while they are using UKRAIN to destroy Russian Army in bits - PUTIN will lose this war and he will commit suicide, go mark it down on the wall

vince96w2:
My guy we criticized chukwu..u should know that over 200m Nigerians are all coaches..no matter how good if u Bleep up u will be criticised..Kanu played his heart for us but was bashed after he missed penalty in one of the AFCON..Musa was bashed despite his heroics in two world cup..it is not a tribal stuff..it is normal..same way eguavoen was praised in that tournament that he changed our style of play.but he lost and masses came for him..it's normal

YOU are right, every Nigerian is a coach - yes we criticize but the intensity of the criticism is always proportional to ethnic considerations... FACT!

INTENSITY of CITICISM - emphasized!!!!

tegafej:
And are you even aware that Zelenskyy has said Ukraine has no interest in joining NATO again in this second round of peace talk that is about to begin?

Lol... Maybe you don't really know how international politics play out.

At the end, the war will be for nothing...

little boy, what has "ZELENSKY's LATEST ASSERTION ABOUT NOT JOINING NATO got to do with your advise that UKRAINIANS SHOULD TROW IN THE TOWEL AND FLEE FROM THEIR ANCESTRAL LAND?" - you can not argue solidly on your initial stand and you are making a futile attempt to drown the discussion with irrelevant comments Zelensky made about NATO

MY question to you is that - DID AFGHANS NOT DEFEAT USSR in 1979 ?

DID VIETNAM NOT DEFEAT THE USA ?

Afghanistan and Vietnam do not have nuclear bombs like RUSSIA and USA

Ukraine can be today's VIETNAM and AFGHANISTAN judging my historical precedents


So, why are you telling the Ukrainians to flee their country? You are a fearful kid!!!!

johnfarida2011:
That was how one person here on Nairaland was saying that the criticism on Maduka is because he is Igbo. Is Carl Ikeme not Igbo? And is he not very much loved and adored here in Nigeria? Don't we love Iheanacho? Don't we still adore Okocha, Kanu, and many of our other legends who are Igbos?

They want to destroy our biggest unifying factor.

It is our duty as Nigerians to ensure that tribalism is never brought near our Super Eagles.

Jay Jay Okocha started the nonsense - after the SE lost to Tunisia, he heaped so much blame on Eguavoen - like Eguavoen killed someone - what happened to the SE would have happened to any team in the tournament, even the reigning champions Senegal. Nigeria won 3 straight matches, one against Egypt, the runner-up, before losing to Tunisia - we tried just that we lost a game at the knockout stages which eclipsed our earlier wins. Okocha, a man who has never coached any team before - who doesnt know how to put up a list of primary school team criticized Egauvoen like he was talking to about an im be cile - I never heard Okocha criticize Christian Chukwu an Igbo man like that when he was getting poor results as Coach of the SE. Yes, Umar is right, Tribalism is real in Nigeria, unfortunately!

2packer:
Don't compare nation in war. No Nation have ever been successful in Afghanistan as you well know, US just handed over to Tabiban some few months ago, which makes their 20 year war there a failure as well. Afghanistan has a terrain that is difficult for invaders and secondly Ukraine does not enjoy the luxury of distance from Russia that Afghanistan enjoys. Ukraine is almost reduced to rubbles already, someone should please stop this war

are u fighting the terrain or you are fighting the people into he terrain- does terrain deflect bombs and nuclear weapons ? yes the US left too because it all boils down to the resolve of the people you are fighting - so when America left vietnam too unsuccessful it was the terrain too ? it was the resolve of the vietnamese people to fight to the last man that saw america leave unsuccessful- that’s the same spirit the ukrainians have so stop talking BS

tegafej:
I will always say it...

This fight is not worth it... At the end, Ukraine will accept Russia's terms and conditions... And it will all be for nothing...

Even if they don't, it will be pyrhic victory cos the cost will be too much for Ukraine.

A wise leader should know when to retreat.

If Afghanistan listened to this your advice, today the Russian flag will be the official flag of Afghanistan- Afghans died in their thousands but they wore out the Russians by not retreating and Russia was defeated as they had to run away - that was 1979 here, Russia, then called USSR had more colonies and was more powerful than it is today in terms of resources and yet Afghans wore them out and defeated them - Go read your history and stop talking trash here - yiu think it’s everyone that will run away at the sight of a gun or bomb? no wonder fulani herdsmen have taken over your farmlands, communities, raping your women and be heading your men because you lack the balls to confront the enemy- white people don’t reason that way, to them honor and pride of country is more than anything - i hate nansense from black men with out courage

Buharidgeneral:
Lovely but no bwest

no kpali too - waste of international marriage

china does not give citizenship - last last this man will queue up at the embassy of US, EU, UK or Canada to escape the zoo called Nigeria and this wife will then be a liability in his new country because how him
won take marry western woman when his Chinese wife is glued to his side ? hmmmmm


I am looking at the future - all of ona wey dey praise her cuteness dey look the present

otipoju:
Na only one woman go born all my children. I no too like complications.

and she go take u clean yansh trowey when the time comes - never let any woman
size you up in this life or else u are toast - don’t subscribe to the Hollywood hype on cinemas- women love competition although they will never admit it and once they know no competition is coming from your side - they get bored and they will F c ck you up, those who know know


a woman will push her kid to make make something out of their lives so that the other woman’s kid won’t be seen as the only one that is successful amongst your kids - that’s a healthy competition - if she is the only one having kids for u, she will relax and let the kids spoil rotten because u have no choice but stick with whatever she gave u as wayward kids

if she denies u sex, she knows if she doesn’t straighten up u can go to the next woman and trust me most men who have just one wife - if they will tell u the truth - their wife have weaponized sex as a tool to punish the man - whenever they like - some married naija men here in America living with their naija wife have not had sex in a year and sometimes years with their so called wife - FACT … that they now have to patronize hookers and those buoyant enough now have side chics which is very expensive and financially draining- so what’s the benefit of being loyal to one woman when she can shut u out and make u look like her brother in the marriage ?


Let me tell u a real life story, I once dated one girl in the university as a rookie and for 6 months whe won’t let me nack, the say she met my class mate in my room who just came to study she felt jealous and thought she was going to lose me because the gurl she met was so pretty - she gave herself to me so easily that night that it was almost irritating to me, like why are u so desperate to F vc k tonite when for 6 months u have been posting me ?


Any man who is unrepentantly monogamous must be ready to be manipulated, emotionally battered, psychologically bruised, cheated on and in extreme cases - ki ll ed by that woman he is so loyal to.. enuff said

assholemods:
Yes you are right, if you had seen the police man in Houston he was the police guy that was killed here in Houston about 3 years ago I can't remember his name now. Very popular and nice police man, he goes about wearing his Sikhs.

so sad he was killed

assholemods:
This is the guy.

you are right - he is the guy, so sad he was killed

jesusjnr2020:
Could Russia's Invasion Of Ukraine Be A Fulfilment Of Biblical Prophecy?

The world hasn't recovered but is still grappling with the devastating effects of covid-19 pandemic, as the vaccines have so far flattered to deceive, having not provided the desired results to curtail or stop the deadly virus.

Alongside this unusual pandemic which brought the world to her bare knees, there have been many other strange and unusual occurrences, including unprecedented natural disasters, taking place in different parts of the world.

Now we have a full-blown war in our hands in Ukraine that appears to be edging towards the 3rd world war which has been much spoken about, so could this be a fulfilment of biblical prophecy?

Jesus said:

Matthew 24:6-7 (KJV)

And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

I believe it is, because the signs have it that these are surely the last days. It's for this very reason we've been preaching and rigorously warning people to repent, because the end is at the door and the day of Jesus' second coming is very near.

I hope that all these warnings would not be in vain, and you still find yourself get left behind, because then you'd only have yourself to blame.

God bless.

Mr. Alarmist, if life don taya u make u go leave us - we dey here and life never taya us, stop souring people’s weekend with your distress and depressing claims of biblical end of the world just because life is giving you bad breaks and things are so tough for you …. let me ask you, has Putin done 10% of what Hitler did in 2nd world war? why the world never end almost 100 years now after the end of second world war ? was there not a pandemic in 1918 that killed almost 10 million people globally? why is covid an exception and it’s 100 years since the last pandemic and the world is still here, abeg go sleep joor….

rowland545:
Since when did police become a religious body....

Instead of u them to bring ideas to further help them discharge there duties they r here promoting religion...


This is sad

it’s normal - even in America- they now allow police officers who are sikhs to wear their turban on their US police uniform- i saw one in texas some years ago

Mynd44:
There was once a debate amongst Americans as to if some American soldiers of a certain religion (not Muslim or Christian) should wear long beards and someone answered thus "I am not a soldier, I don't intend to join the army as I don't have the stomach to risk my life. These people are out there in the line of fire so I can be safe, the last thing I am worried about it has long or short their beard is"

Female police offficers are out their putting life at risk, are paid low, don't get respected enough yet are out there on the streets to keep it save against criminals. Something I am not doing so I can sleep well. The last thing I am bothered with is if they are wearing an extra scarf or not. This arguement over the dress is pointless and silly.

Let the officers dress this way, it does not violate their uniform

it is called discipline- it is a world wide standard, if any arm of the armed forces decides to make it a rule for their officers to dress anyhow as they please, then in no time they will behave anyhow as they please and there will be no conformity- even now they are still unruly talkless of when u tell them to wear anything they like because they are risking their lives - there is a reason you are told by a prospective employer to dress up with a tie and coat when coming for a job interview - why not tell the interviewer - i can do the job na, wearing a coat for the interview is not necessary? then come and tell me you got the job

zolajpower:
That sport analyst/ journalist

Omodele Oshonaike those days - b4 she marry

Mooh247:



Vladimir Putin.... The name that makes Europeans and Americans shiit their pants in fear



.

because if a mad man rush enter market with cutlas, even soja wey carry gun must first run first - that mad man is Putin - craziest is not always the strongest, get that into your head little child.

GodHatesBigots:
Russia JUNK. Poor logistics, poor training, low morale and determined Ukrainians. Putin made a big mistake.

In the long term, Russia will lose this war and leave Ukraine in disgrace.

just like they lost to a CIA backed but rag tagged Mujaheedeen Militias in Afghanistan - in 1979 ---- e be like say these Russians were over hyped oooo

Mossadd:
Putin na real niggar he get effective cure for western madness

i remember when Obama was meeting with Putin to denuclearize, to cut down Nuclear Stock pile - I guess he was laughing a the community organizer

References1:
https://guardian.ng/news/complete-sports-founder-sunny-ojeagbase-passes-away-at-71/?utm_medium=Social&echobox=twitter_post&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1646071024-1

May his soul RIP - I remember buying Complete Football Magazine when it was N2 then in 1988 His real name then was Sunny Obazu- Ojeagbase, I guess he removed Obazu from his name - those who know - know

frog12:
look japan support sanction. soon japan go dey arm himself. china know what it's doing. this na west sanction gang-up

you are very very correct

kunlesehan:
This is getting interesting

China is trying to hype Russia to destruction so they can be the only regional power in the Asian continent - This is Diplomacy 101 - never allow any country hype you to self destruct. The same China that was unstable because of ordinary Trump tarrifs, can their economy withstand US, UK, EU, Japan, Australia, South Korea, Gulf Arab GCC countries and Canada disconnecting from them economically ? Lai lai, all this na hot air, no substance. They want to hype Putin to self annihilate - see deceiving and Putin will be idiot to believe China