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Drones should be used to monitor our so poruos borders,it will make d job more easier for our secuirty agencies to track their movements into the country

I don't know what this govenment has taken us for,cause they love spewing out unrealistic figures all the time.no b only 1.6m sef,na all nigerians dem employ,rubbish!!!

Looks like a toy for 7yr old kids

If Old vehicles are not allowed by the authorities to move on our highways, one wonders why planes that seem to be hand-painted on close observation are allowed to fly all over the country. we thank God that no life was lost as this would have dampened the new year mood for all Nigerians.

Our elders say that a dog destined to die ignores the whistle of the hunter while a hunter that chases two games at the same time may end up not catching any. That is the true position of Golden Eaglets hero Kelechi Iheanacho, his father James Iheanacho and his unnamed agent.
Since the player shot into limelight, his father and the agent in particular have displayed their hunger for money at the expense of the boy’s career which should be uppermost in their mind.
The young lad announced his arrival at the world stage the moment he netted four goals past Iraq in his match at the FIFA U-17 World Cup in the UAE last August. He ended up becoming the Most Valuable Player of the competition as well as the second highest goal scorer.  Kelechi and his team-mates from the beginning of the competition to the end stunned the world with their mastery of the game making Nigerians to now see them as the future backbones of the new Eagles Stephen Keshi was helping to mould.
This prompted the NFF and the sports minister, Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi announce that the boys would be groomed to becoming great materials for the senior national team by ensuring they don’t jump into wrong hands masquerading as agents of clubs around the world.
However, signs that some parents of the players would mislead the boys because of their greed came to the fore in a hilarious chat the NFF president, Alhaji Aminu Maigari and the sports minister, Mallam Bolaji Abdullahi had with one of the parents which veteran sports journalist and CAF/FIFA match commissioner, Paul Bassey published in his column in the Vanguard recently.
Every plea to the parent that his child would be guided to stardom so that the money he is earnestly yearning for will roll in effortlessly fell on deaf ears as he was interested in how much the various governments, local, State and Federal as well as companies and individuals were ready to splash on the players, because as he claimed, he spent a fortune preparing his son to be the good player he turned out to be for the benefit of the country.
Then came the supposed ‘scramble’ for Kelechi and the swiftness with which his father turned a football coach, agent and manager. It is not on record that he had ever done those jobs to be an expert in offering a positive advice to his son.
Those who should know, from Kelechi’s coaches like Nduka Ugbade and Emmanuel Amuneke and ex player of note, Victor Ikpeba, advised that the boy should not be rushed into Europe, especially to Manchester City football club but allowed to hone his skills in lesser clubs in either Belgium or Holland and the senior Iheanacho and the agent would have none of it.
Keshi magnanimously invited Iheanacho and two of his team-mates, goalkeeper Dele Alampasu and Taiwo Awoniyi into the Super Eagles Team B preparing for the CAF African Nations Championship, CHAN holding in South Africa in January and they were already warming their way into Keshi’s with their mature display at training.
Suddenly this desperate agent sauntered into the Eagles camp to ask for the release of the football prodigy, a request Keshi turned down but the agent’s accomplice, Kelechi’s father, we were told, put a call to Keshi, ordering him to release his son to the agent. And Keshi did.
Today, the desperation to get Kelechi fast-tracked into Manchester City is gradually turning sour in their mouth. First the news came that Man City wanted to send him to an Academy it is affiliated to in Ghana, a decision most Nigerian fans frowned at, asking if the England club has no Academy of its own in Manchester.
Then came another clause attached to the whole arrangement. That is the club would not release any dime to Kelechi, his father nor the agent until the boy turns a full adult as the laws of England does not allow an under-17 to be paid salary, I guess.
This is reported not to have gone down well with the senior Iheanacho and the agent who feel that they can’t afford to wait until late 2014 or early 2015 to start earning the big bucks, from the sweat of the innocent player, whose career is seriously being threatened now by the desperation of two adults.
I ask, why would Kelechi’s father want to collect some percentage from the contract? As father of the player, will he not get a piece of the boy’s earnings when it eventually start rolling in? He should have learnt from the parents of other young players who became bread winners of their families after they hit it big in Europe by taking their time to grow.
The list of desperate young players who wanted to run before they walk is too long to be put down here and their experience should have guided Kelechi’s agent and his father to be patient as the reward would surely come.
They should also have allowed Kelechi to participate in the CHAN were he would most probably have put up a display that will help raise his profile more because clubs would see that he could also make an impact in a senior team. But as it is now, if misses the Man City deal, can Keshi still accommodate him in his CHAN plans? I doubt.
It is still not too late for them to have a change of heart and listen to Amuneke, Ikpeba, Maigari, the sports minister and our own Paul Bassey who at various times offered a piece of advice. If Nwankwo Kanu, Wilson Oruma, Jonathan Akpoborie, Joseph Yobo, Mikel Obi as well as a host of others had been too desperate to run to big clubs because of fat bucks, may be they would have been gnashing their teeth like a whole lot of others now stranded in Europe playing Sunday-Sunday street football or washing dishes in some obscure restaurants and too ashamed to return home. So be wise Kelechi, talk to your father and his agent friend.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/iheanacho-greed-father-agent/#sthash.R9lUeUcX.dpuf

Mehn,I m loving dis club


#team chelsea all d way#

NL need censor dis man pix I swear

Clean ride

Guys, Dating na wash oh, so this is how to be a successful play-boy in naija. Nowadays, na play-boy sure pass oh!. Na the rules be this:

1) BE ATTRACTIVE:
This is the most important rule in the game. Girls fall for attractive guys, it’s simple and plain. So guys, hustle and package yourself: take care of your hair, skin, wear nice perfumes, and dress fly!. I’m not talking about skinny jeans, I’m talking about that grown man look and please don’t sag too much.

No mean say you go keep trouser for your chest oh. lol. Be a fine boy bro!!.
All that money wey you use dash one girl wey dey break your heart and no even send you, use it and package yourself so that you can attract more girls. Girls love guys that other girls will trip for, it gives them more self esteem. That’s what’s up oh, wake up!.

If you package yourself and look attractive, you don’t need all that “10 ways to get a girl” bla bla bla, all na hogwash. Girls will come your way, all you need to do is to know when to detect the green light from them and zoom in. If you get nice apartment and car na advantage,all na still under attraction because you will attract a higher class of girls.

2) 50/50:
Please, don’t go extra miles to get any girl. If she likes you, she wouldn’t stress you, things would be smooth ,Stop the excessive calls, text, chats if she is not reciprocating. If you’ve called her 3 times and you never receive 1 call from her, omoh na jonzing oh.

Let her be, she’s not feeling you. Because that same girl wey no dey return your calls, get other guys wey she go dey over-call like 3 times per day. You dey chase am for 3 months but emeka Don straff am within 1 week. Na packaging. That’s why I say you should package and be attractive (number 1 rule).

If you’re attractive, you would have enough girls and the few jonzing girls wouldn’t matter. Even Jay-z can’t get every girl but his “attractive” money can get him enough to last for his lifetime.

3) DON’T DEPEND ON MONEY:
Money is good but it’s not the ultimatum when it comes to getting Nigerian girls. If you must spend, spend it on yourself. It’s called packaging… Again the most important rule comes in: be ATTRACTIVE.

Those who depend solely on money to get a Nigerian girl are guys whom are “unpackaged”, ugly or have very low self esteem. Bro, if you’re not bad looking, package yourself and watch things change.

That girl wey you dey buy BB porch for still get guys wey dey straff her for free!!. Don’t be a maga, use that money take package yourself. Even if you spend, it’s gonna be very little and for very important reasons.

I hear guys dey shout say the key to naija girls na money but na pure lie! Be wise. Girls also like sweet-talkers, tell her whatever she loves to hear. If she finds you attractive, the only thing you gotta spend on her is time and maybe a little cash.

4). SINGLE MINDSET:
In Nigeria, the relationship world is a fairly tale. A pipe dream. Most of the relationship na pure wash. They might feel we are in a relationship but in my mind I’m single. If you have this mindset, you would worry less and give her freedom. Girls love freedom, they hate an over suspicious/nagging guy.

The level of cheating nowadays is hilarious. Brothers,stop putting your hearts in every relationship cause only like 0.5% of Nigerian girls are trustworthy(his oppinion).They are scarce, Be wise. Your girlfriend fit get like 5 other bad guys wey dey service am. I dey laff you!!. You nor dey see wetin dey happen for our social media?. Na only you like to straff abi? Hahaha!

5) BACK-UP PLANS:
Its good to have at least at 4 or 5 girlfriends in this computer age oh. I pity guys wey dey form “I’m faithful” to one. Bro, that your “faithful” girl might be Doing other dudes.

That’s why she breaks your heart, When you have enough girls, no one of them can deeply hurt you. It’s easy, you just pick the next best one and in a few days all that memories of your ex is swept clean.

6) DOG-EAT-DOG-WORLD:
No matter how attractive and hot you are, there’s always someone out there that could outshine you. But it’s cool.Its a dog eat dog world. If a hotter/ richer guy snatches my girls attention, I wouldn’t care deep cuz I know I got more and I’d still attract someone else’s girlfriend too!…. And the circle continues. That’s how it goes, no hard feelings.

7) BED CHAMPION:

Sorry, I can teach you this but its important. Learn to be a giant at it, be the best you can be. Them like am die. If you’re good, she would keep coming back.

N/B: don’t be foolish bro, always keep a good girl and if possible, wife her. They are extremely scarce in naija so you must hold on and never let go if you find her. A wise Guy can identify a good girl. I met one during my youth service but sadly, she was married. Morals, soul, beauty,brains: A perfect woman. Until I find her, I shall keep pimping these girls.

I m changing mine monday (tomorrow) paid 40k for it

Zombie the flesh eater,very scary movie back in the days

Minna, the the Niger State capital, was thrown into pandemonium as relationship between the Nigerian Army and the Police on Friday suffered a major set back when soldiers, numbering about 100 from the 31 Artillery Brigade, Minna, stormed a Police division and held the officers hostage for over one hour.

The soldiers were said to have stormed the police station in three trucks at about 10.30am to demand an explanation from the police on why one of their men was allegedly manhandled and injured by the police on Thursday.

Trouble was said to have started when the soldier in question(name withheld) was involved in a car accident with a civilian, which was said to have led to a hot exchange of words between the soldier and the civilian, who, our correspondent learnt, was a son of a retired Wing Commander in the Nigeria Air-force.

The altercation was said to have attracted the attention of the policemen, who came to scene.

The Soldier and the wing commander son were later taken to the police station for a possible settlement by the police.

On getting to the station, it was learnt that an argument ensued between the police and the soldier, leading to the manhandling of the soldier.

However, a lieutenant in the Army from the Artillery Barack in Minna  was said to have gone to the police station and pleaded for the release of the soldier, promising that the Army Authority would handle the matter and the Divisional Police Officer promptly released the soldier to him.

Our correspondent gathered that on getting to the barrack, a Captain, whose name was given as KC Ezigbo, whom the the soldier was handed over to, demanded to know why and who injured the soldier.

Following the soldier’s explanation, it was learnt that when the soldier narrated his ordeal, the Captain drafted some of his troops to ensure they brought the policemen that manhandled  and injured the soldier.

It was gathered that the warring soldiers, in commando style, stormed the police station, seized the armoury and disarmed all the policemen on duty, who were caught unaware by the invasion.

Those that tried to resist the invaders were allegedly beaten up.

It took the intervention of the state police commissioner, Nsirim Desire, who called the Artillery Commander in Minna, Brigadier General Christ Ilouga, to ask his boys to return to the barrack.

This led to pandemonium in the state capital as residents ran in different directions for fear of a possible exchange of gunfire between the soldiers and police personnel.


http://www.punchng.com/news/soldiers-policemens-clash-causes-pandemonium-in-minna/

I won't be surprised if iyabo comes out to deny writing this "open letter",somtin is not right about the whole scenario.

Is it capable of detecting corruption

Na wa oo

Lifelike Mannequin

Choi! 9ja gals don suffer for nairaland boys hand,u go fear classification of hostels nau

I was not impressed wit my team's (chelsea) performance today

Tonto has Beautiful,glowing Skin

Wow, you leave me speechless,that dress suits you perfectly.

Students,join your lecturers in fasting pls

Well,I m not fat but I weigh a hefty 104kg,wanna trim it down to say...85kg,hope this tips work