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Let me wake this dead thread again this new year

Happy new year guys

Mustiboy:
Can I get one?

It's in osun state

i just bought a full plot of land for cheap...Let me learn from expert in this thread


But building material is outrageously expensive

WhiteRuler:
PLEASE I NEED REVIEWS AND CRITICISMS ON THE COMPOSED MAIL BELOW. IT IS MY FIRST ATTEMPT.

Subject line: Where is my car?

Hello (name),

You may be wondering what car this mail is referring to.

Well, the subject line was chosen so because many have asked the same question on circumstances they didn't understand.

Truth is, it can happen to anybody and he/she will be left with no option than to ask "where is my car?"

Now hear this...

I was at a hotel's food and beverage section to meet a client when I heard a man shouting all over the place as if he wanted to bring down the building.

What constantly came out of his mouth was:

"Where is my car?"

That continued to a point his voice caused people to gather in number in curiosity over what was going on.

I later found out the man's name to be "Rick".

He had parked his car at the hotel's car park and lodged in.

On checking out, he realized his car was no more there.

At first, it was like a dream but eventually reality dawned on him that his car had been stolen.

To make matters worst, at the hotel's car park, it's written "cars are parked at owners' risk".

This simply means neither the hotel nor its management was to be held liable for any car loss.

That suggested more worry for him.

If Mr. Rick had installed car tracker on his car and be in total control of his vehicle, thieves wouldn't have succeeded in taking away his car.

To continue,

Why was I in the hotel?

I went there on the invitation of a client who got my company's information from one of our ads after a friend of his lost a car to theft two weeks earlier.

That unfortunate incident awoke his consciousness and he realized he didn't want to experience what his friend had experienced or find himself in the shoes of Mr. Rick, where he would be shouting " where is my car?"

Therefore, there was need to install car tracker on his vehicle to stay away from the prowling hands of car thefts.

To further prove how disturbed he was, he narrated how another person's car also got stolen a week before his friend's.

That simply meant he was aware of at least 3 cases of car theft in the space of 3 weeks.

To avoid similar circumstance, he needed our services to install car tracker on his vehicle.

Did I install the tracker?

Yes I did!

Guess what?

The car tracker apart from ensuring the safety of his car, the device also allows him to be in total control of his car wherever he may be.

That however relieved him so much worries and tension as against his former state.

In our next mail, we'll provide more details about the car tracker, what you stand to benefit by installing it and so much more.

Now looking at how important car tracker is to every vehicle, won't you like to be like my client at the hotel who acted fast and installed a car tracker to ensure the safety of his car?

You can visit our website on: (URL) or call us directly on phone: (phone number).

P.S
Our rate for this service is (so so amount) but if you seal a deal with us within the next 72hours, you'd do so at 15% discount.

Once again, visit our website at: (URL) or contact on phone onphone number) for enquiries and more.

Henderson Brown
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Hello... you did a great job being your first time to write an email copy. BUT to be frank with you, there's a lot more to be done! The tone of your copy sounds salesy. Well, I'd say write as if you're talking to a friend. And sell as if you're not selling.

Pisa Pisa - Peace!

Freelancing sweet on Upwork sha, at times, I do average up to 700k+ naira a month.

I'm also a top rated

rainlover:
Life in Oshogbo is just normal and kinda bored and there are less than a few busy places to visit. Crime rate is low here. The cost of rent is cheap but groceries aiint cheap, except weed.

As for business, it would depend on your line of business.

Hey man, seems you stay in osogbo too??
Haaha we plenty.

rainlover:
what about power supply?

power supply is okay here. I work online.

I came into Osogbo in 2017 for service after living in Lagos my whole life, then after NYSC, I decided to stay back because the state looks cool and power supply was okay to me. I've living in Osogbo for 5 years now. Nice experience so far.

rainlover:
where in Osogbo do you reside?

Estate

Naija no easy abeg. Everything in this country is now a prayer point.

Imagine I enrolled my passport since 31st January. I just collected it today after paying 50k for 32 pages.

I won't suffer another 8 years again in Nigeria after this Buhari's tenure.

Online is where the money is right now. I've made over 11k$ online freelancing.

I self taught initially. Learnt from Nairaland, YouTube etc

See new order that was approved.

Must you wash car everytime you fooll

Travel

True

Marriage is serious business.

MarketForces:
Which school did you finish from? If it is UNIZIK, I can help you. If not, begin to establish contact with any of your lecturers that you can work with. You don't have to tell them of your intentions expressly, just build relationships. I started by following professors around. That alone makes some people to see you as a brilliant student. Your first clientele will now be those under his or her supervision. The lecturer in question doesn't have to know and you need to be smart about it.

From there, you begin to enter other lecturers and working for students under their supervision. Other school runs like helping students with clearance, etc can also fetch you money. Attend project defense and ensure to be visible - either by offering to take the minutes of the event or operating the PowerPoint presentation for them. All of these helps to build confidence in your clients that you are on ground.

These secrets are tested and trusted. Since 2015, I have never gone broke even though I am outside of formal employment until January this year. It takes some sacrifices on your part too.
1: you will run errands for lecturers
2: invigilate exams or even attend lectures with them
3: you will spend on them by buying them little things on their birthdays etc.

With time, they will even refer students to you. That's for those that are coded. I even did other runs with marking of scripts banking on my relationship with the lecturer involved. Note: YOU MUST BE SMART ABOUT IT. I have since stopped that script and exam runs though, but they were part of my early survival strategies. At some point in one's life, you must begin to set standards.

Now I don't do school errands anymore, I don't do exam runs and I don't do assignment and projects for undergraduates.

You get brain boss

Igbos are insecure

Vinnie2000:
Majority of the names you mentioned are your Naija Politicians who made wealth from STEALING PUBLIC FUNDS!

Note that i said in Pursuing Success! Those Guys didn't.

Compare it with the persons i mentioned!

So they didn't pursue success? It just gum on them from heaven.

Obi Cubana is married
E MOney is married
Soludo is married
Kcee is married
2face is married
Dbanj is married
Otedola is married
Tinubu is married
Buhari is married
Aregbesola is married
Amaechi is married
Goodluck Jonathan is married
Wike is married
Peter Obi is married



Get sense

Never give up

ShaqFu:
I still wonder why people still want to leave this country. Judging by what we and enjoy here on daily basis, compare it to what we see and hear from abroad, men I prefer here.

Who tha hell wants to pay 5 dollars for a litter of gas? That's more than a thousand Naira oh.

The money the pay for rent for a month abroad is what some people pay for a year in VGC and other estate on the Island.

Sincerely, imagine earning in dollars right here in Nigeria. You'll live like a king

thanksjosh005:
Nice.

Same here. $3600 isn't bad too. I got one reasonable client paying that amount for a very nice task with less writing involved.

Keep replying yourself

Yungmil:
bro pls how did you treat this. i think am feeling the same way too. and what is the cause. please help is urgent.

This thread still day alive. Those days in my bachelor


Lol go to a Pharmacy in your area, meet with them personally and explain your ordeal bro. You'll surely get a medical tablet that'll cure you.

Next time, desist from having raw sex with a lady that's not yet your wife. That's the cause.

Yungmil:
bro pls how did you treat this. i think am feeling the same way too. and what is the cause. please help is urgent.

Lol go to a Pharmacy in your area, meet with them personally and explain your ordeal bro. You'll surely get a medical tablet that'll cure you.

Next time, desist from having raw sex with a lady that's not yet your wife. That's the cause.

Ibo

I smell a rat

Thanks to this thread changed many lives.

A word is enough for the wise

Limassol:
What is the point of this post? distract? discourage? You talked about rising inflation, but that seems to be a global trend, and not neccessarily unique to the US/west. Nigeria's is 15 percent while it's roughly half that in most western countries. Besides, inflation normally batter the poor most, and a in a country like Nigeria with nonexistent safety net it is even worst. Also, you seem to be ignorant of the fact that would-be emigres have diverse reasons for leaving, for some it is the security and safety western countries offer, while for others a good health care system and stability are major factors.

Read my post carefully and comprehend it