Not new here in Lagos

It will be very difficult to maintain these three things without money

Dramatic

I fear who no fear women

It is because most Nigerians derive pleasure in seeing people suffer. Bad news sweeten their ears than good news. They love gisting bad conditions of their neighbors like rather than finding ways to uplift them

omonla10:
Davido never got the money cos he's nice. He simply got the donations cos he's rich and influential..

I know nicer people that have even given their lives for others to succeed yet they were ignored by d beneficiaries..


During my house warming, I got over 400k as gifts, simply because its obvious I'll be useful in d nearest future..

If Buhari's son weds today, he will surely get over 100 cars as gifts, but fast forward to 5 years when he's no longer relevant, he might not get 5 cars as gifts.

Key point::stay rich and stay relevant

The key point should be : Be kind and never expect anything in return cos expectations is the root of all heartaches

In this life, we can truly never be happy because happiness comes from peace of mind. And our peace of mind will never be stable As life is full of ups and downs until we RIP.

I love my religion Islam. The problem of loan default can be extremely minimized If only we can adopt Islamic banking.

Ronaldo haters will not make heaven

Ronaldo haters should repent walai.

No amount of street smartness can save you from those thieves. Only God grace

Shey you be Welder, carpenter or bricklayer, because the hand of this people strong die

What about the borrow-borrow ones. They will come to borrow money with no intention of paying back. If you ask for your money at the time they promised to repay, you will hear another series of complain.

Cooker+TV, did he consider the effects of heat from the cooker on the tv. This is surely an explosive innovation

Electronics design skills

Nigeria will become the first champion of the ABC- Aisha Buhari Cup

The man look like an he-goat

Women are men weaknesses.

Hit the gym

I was suffering from same disease some weeks back until a brother of mine gave me a charcoal-like powder and asked me to mix it with lime juice. The charcoal - lime juice mixture worked like magic

Are you a Digital Muslim?
Who are the Digital Muslims?

They're are the ones whose Thanksgiving, glorification, prayer and praises to Allah are basically done on social media.

They will never respond when they are being called to perform As-Salat.

They're so quick to share stories of their blessings to friends online but will never stay up in the middle of the night to thank Allah.

They post to remind everyone when they are plus one + but will forget to remind themselves that they are also minus one -

They put up fake smiles and looks on FB, IG, WA instead of crying to Allah for mercy.

I'm not saying being socially active as a Muslim online is haram,
But you are being hypocritical when you practically fail to do what you say and share on social media.

May Allah protect us from the deceits and temptations of social media and make us true believing slaves. Amin

Jumah Mubarak to my Muslim brothers and sisters

I only cut off people that are toxic and desperate to ruin my life.

matm:



That's why education is very important.
Educated people reason higher when it comes to practical and don't take silly risk.

Being educated doesn't necessarily mean you must finish school. A lot of great inventors are/were school drop-outs

The guy has joined the list of scientists whose innovation/invention were the cause of their death.

Nigerians are to be blamed for this show of lavish lifestyle. We give too much attention to money not minding how it is made.

So all this Messi fan can be this humble. You all called messi '' god of football'', so why pray for him when he can do the magic by himself

Our main goat is winning this record.

Electronics design and repair

zabson:
Doctors in the House:

I have been having chronic diarrhoea for more than two weeks now. I have been prescribed different sorts of antibiotics and antiparasitic drugs but nothing has changed, it's as thou i neva took any drugs. Pls what could be wrong with me?

I'm currently suffering from this chronic diarrhea and I have taken all kinds of anti-diarrhea drugs also. Pls, How did you cure it?

Ronaldo - The most loved and the most criticised player on planet earth

Pirlo is a rookie.

anigbajumo:


Hope you know the number of coaches Messi has played under with different tactics, same with different strikers and midfielders. Individually Messi is far far better than him.. He knows by himself that's why he is always talking about Messi bla bka bla, talking about his achievement coz he always feel insecure. Deep inside his heart, he knows Messi is by Mile's ahead of him.Take away goal, u av assists, take away assists u av dribble, take away dribble u av chances created take away chances created u av final passes that can beat any defender and highest duel won in most matches. He is the only player in football history that had won many man of the match award in both league and UCL without scoring a goal in a match. That tells u he is more than goal scorer. Don't forget Messi competes with the Like of debyne and Modric to win playmaker award not to talk of 7 pitchini titles.

Why won't he talk about his achievements when he is the most criticised player in the history of the game. He talks to remind you haters the things he has achieved that no one in the history of the game has. So respect the GOAT