na dem put am for office, so buhari, I beg show dem pepper

That's supposed to be a university! Universities are supposed to be leading the country in research. However, if the OAU isn't very verse in the sciences, it could collaborate with other capable institutions.

Please whoever is running the affairs of OAU and other universities in the country, look into investing in solar energy.

The students could actually carry out their research in related studies. Yes, science students could be guilded, or even coerced into carrying out the research.

Our $50k car never made it from Lagos to its destination because of a devilish driver.

The elites which you're a party of. So why would any sane Nigerian listen to you?

She was probably a very sensible teenager in the 1980s.

Hmm! I don't believe it.

Wasn't he their anointed?

I remember Kerry visiting Nigeria to see him and the opposition, and ignoring president Jonathan prior to the 2015 election.

Hmm! So there's no deputy or assistant?

That's not true. It's just one of those palm wine bar talks.

I don't engage in any, and I've met lots of people who don't either.

sexyking1:
Changing Nigeria's name is like changing Boko haram to ISWAP or PDP to APC. Without restructuring or outright disintegration, nothing can get it right again in this country. It's too late already!

This is what's going to happen if the country disintegrate:

Oduduwa is going to be the playground of Tinubu and his acolytes.

Biafra is going to be another South Sudan because of okorocha and co.

Arewa is going to be another Afghanistan because of the various Islamic radicals.

Lower Niger is going to be the playground of igbinedion, ibori, amaechi and co. The nation might never see any meaningful development.

The only solution is the one profferred by Jerry Rawlings.

Celob:
what does this UAR stand for?

Ununited Area-boys Republic

Nigeria! Learn a skill, or buy a truck and drive it yourself. In about 5 years from now, you should be able to comfortably travel abroad as a tourist.

Simplyleo:
Salaries are very much okay.

What should be trimmed to reflect economic realities are the unrealistic armed robbers allowances.

Imagine monthly newspapers allowances running into millions.

Pls who still reads printed newspapers in this electronic age.

If they must read printed newspapers, it shouldn't be with outrageous monthly allowances.

Same should apply to other useless allowances.

They state shouldn't be paying for their newspapers. If they choose to read newspapers, they should be able to afford it. After all, newspapers are already being delivered to the NASS. The same applies for all other items on their remuneration list. Their clothes, furniture, aides, etc should be paid for from their own pockets.

Do or die politics would be a thing of the past if we have fewer than 100 part-time lawmakers paid per sitting, and no more than 200,000 monthly.

That'd be me! And in my first hundred days, I'll make sure I execute you lot. Una must vomit watin una don thief.

Then susoend the NASS because the country needs ONLY part-time lawmakers.

Next, I'll convene a sovereign national conference, and revisit Abacha's plan for the country - appoint a prime minister for each region, and send those thieves called governors packing.

Why not Jamaica? You just donated some money to a country hostile to Nigerians; whether law abiding or not.

The same government that can't fight boko harm? Of course, boko haram is a scam to siphon billions in the guise of buying arms to fight the insurgence

iwaeda:
Why no right-thinking Nigerian’ll support Igbo presidential candidate -Buhari’s ex-aide



https://punchng.com/why-no-right-thinking-nigerianll-support-igbo-presidential-candidate-buharis-ex-aide/

Yeah, you're so right. Similarly, how can any right-thinking Nigerian ever vote for a Fulani again? Nigerians, you've heard, so over to you!

Kwanza:


https://twitter.com/OfficialAPCNg/status/1400006111802105856?s=19

The All Progressives Congress (APC) wishes to remind Nigerians that the seeds of the insecurity which the APC administration is containing was sown by the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) administration when it handled the Boko Haram insurgency in an inept and incompetent manner.

This is response to the false claims by the Governor of Rivers State, Nyesom Wike, who lied that the Federal Government has lost control of the security situation.

The remarks by the Rivers state governor, whose party members call a dictator, flies against the continuous efforts of our security forces who are toiling day and night and successfully rolled back the Boko Haram insurgency it inherited to a small part on the shores of Lake Chad.

Nigerians can recall that the insurgents once attacked places of worship, markets and gathering of citizens in many states of the Federation before the APC administation led by President Muhammadu Buhari galvanised and equipped the armed forces to degrade their capacity to strike all over the country.

It is ironic that the dictator at the Rivers State government house has forgotten so soon that kidnapping for ransom, like the Boko Haram insurgency, did not start under this administration, but every effort is being made to stop it along with its twin evil of banditry.
The APC administration has consistently worked for the best interest of Nigeria and will not be distracted by the antics of the PDP designed to mislead Nigerians into assuming that the PDP they rejected in free and fair elections in 2015 and 2019 is worthy of their trust.

A leopard cannot change its spots. The PDP is clearly in disarray. It was a failure in governance and a shocking failure as an opposition party. Nigerians cannot risk the country's future in the hands of the same political party that brought the rot the APC administration is clearing.

SIGNED: *Sen. John James Akpanudoedehe, Ph.D* National Secretary Caretaker/Extraordinary Convention Planning Committee (CECPC) All Progressives Congress (APC) June 2, 2021

Still blaming pdp after 6 years? Hmm! Na wah!

dre11:
Change Nigeria's Name From What Was Given By Lugard's Girlfriend, HURIWA Tells National Assembly

According to the group, the name 'Nigeria' has no root in the country since it was given by a white lady, who coined the term.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/01/change-nigerias-name-what-was-given-lugards-girlfriend-huriwa-tells-national-assembly

It's the mentality of the people that needs to change! And no matter what Nigeria is changed to, it's passport is still going to be useless. Also, the polithiefcians are still going to be thieves! While the people are still going to be angry and fraudulent.

Yes, he has kept quiet while Nigerians are being butchered by his kinsmen. Kudos buhari!

[quote]The essence of declaration is to allow for suspension of constitutional and legal bureaucratic bottlenecks pertaining to matters of National Security with particular regards to fundamental rights guaranteed under Chapter IV of the 1999 Constitution and processes and procedures relating to procurements, among others,” the attorney-general said. [quote]

Were there any under buhari?

Chukwute:
Offshore Worker Returns To Find Cucumber In Girlfriend’s Cupboard, Landlady Post Video On Social Media

A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his girlfriend’s cupboard after spending two weeks at work.

The landlady of the apartment that the lovers live in made good her threat by sharing the video of the incident on social media.

According to the distraught boyfriend, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.

He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.

He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not.

She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.

Watch the video on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPnNIBwHmdq/?utm_medium=copy_link

Would it have been better for her to be sleeping around? If that's as far as she would go, then he should leave her alone.

Even that landlady would love a vibrator the first time she tries it.

I can't remember how many times in the last 20 years that this abolision has been talked about.

If they're devoted Muslim, it would be better than working for a fake Christian family.

Call the cops or shoot him myself.

If you're hungry and you can't afford to pay for some food, politely ask the staff or the owner for some free food instead of sitting, ordering, eating, then telling them to go to hell.

You could also ask to work for something to eat if they refused to give you some free food.

those of us sensible enough in the 80s still remember how you plunge the nation's economy into the doldrums

Snakes will always seek refuge in houses no matter what. A snake can live inside a house undetected for a long period of time, and will only attack the occupant(s) when it feels threatened.

True story: I lived in a house overseas where I always felt funny every morning for months until a friend who was visiting while I was away discovered snakes in the house. My partner, whom I asked him to meet at my place until my return in a couple of hours, instructed him not to inform me because she knew I'd ask us to move out immediately. However, to her, having snakes living in your house was a good omen.

This was the 1st and I'd already paid my rent for the new month. But I never stepped foot in that house again after my friend ( thanks David O. wherever you are) phoned to communicate his discovery.

Before David discovered the snakes, I thought I was undergoing witchcraft attacks. So, it's not always what we think.

Similarly, when the first of two big grey snakes was killed inside our new house, we also thought we were under attacks until the neighbors informed my mom that the whole neighborhood was suffering the same fate, and that we should get the compound sprayed periodically. The advice wasn't heeded until after the second incident.

It takes the fear and power of God to resist some desperate students.

I thought they'd been caught!

no

Omihanifa:
Let him continue appointing northerners in every available position. If he doesn't know he's just setting a dangerous precedence

Another president will also come and him too will sideline the north (Hausa and Fulani)
Nah that time dem go know how painful it can be

It didn't start from him! However, he's worse than the others.

Jones4190:
From the list you listen the are more Muslim bthan christian

And probably (I didn't count) more northerners than southerners.