Wonders shall never end in Naija. Those lazy bones should go and do something useful with their lives.

Sony

I love the Xperia phones because the design stands out, and they're sleek and fast. Believe it or not, my XZ Premium is still very much as fast as it was from day one.

It's so buttery smooth, that I'm thinking of making it my daily driver once again.

the best time for the country to disintegrate was in the 60s, but just because of selfishness, they betrayed the plan

Bill Gates doesn't have a vaccine!

So they don't have a single borehole and storage tanks?

They should have at least a borehole to each building.

Most of my ex-students as well as some of my former colleagues thought I was doing powder when I bought a brand new car and the way I was dressing at the time wearing only designer clothes. I had to educate my errant colleagues that it was possible to sustain the lifestyle with my salary because I wasn't into clubbing and patronizing prostitutes and womanizing. In the end, they all saw agreed. As for my students, it was a different matter.

Reggaemich:
After doing my business for the day, When I return home, I take my bath, then eat, then I go out and visit brothels of different types to enjoy myself.

When I go to this brothels, I have a routine I do follow which is (I First take a drink then I go for my mission to sleep with prostitutes of different type (Fat, Slim, Moderate), I was really enjoying myself.

So I had a particular girl I do sleep with, she lived upstairs in the brothel complex, this particular girl liked me, let's say her name is nwanita).
Anytime I came to the brothel, Nwanita must approach me for our usual routine charging me a little amount of money than the usual amount.
So this particular day, I came back from work and I was tired, so I decided to rest for that day and refused to go anywhere.

The business was becoming too tasking and stressful, due to many customers to attend to and I was the only one running it without any boyboy to assist me.

This made me not to have time to visit brothel as usually, the business stress continued for up to 3months before I finally put things together and started having my usual freetime.

So I visited the usual brothel( which was a story building) were I do go to for pleasure once in a while, on getting there I found out that the upstairs was burnt and under construction,

I made enquiry and I was told the building was burnt but no one knows the cause of the fire,whether it was Electrical or from the smokings of cigarettes​ that occurs there, the story building was burnt from up to down and many people died including Nwanita and the person that passed the night in her crib that night, All the people upstairs were mainly affected, most of them died, some sustained serious injuries due to jumping from upstairs to save their Lives from the fire.

After the information I gathered there, I left the place that night, I began to ponder how lucky I was, if not for the issue I was encountering in my business that put me on hold, maybe I would have been in Nwanita's room banging her when the fire would start, maybe I might not make it out alive, Not knowing it was my last doggy style on earth.

I thank God for that memory, it has reshaped me,I have stopped visiting brothel completely and I am very happy about that decision till date.
So for those visiting brothels for pleasure, please try to stop it, Or get yourself a steady girlfriend or go and get Married to offset your sexual urge.
Sex is overrated, and from my view continuous sex is tiring. So there are more things In life to achieve than running after sex.

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Noisemaker! How manyof the so-called Ibo elites will support you?

fowls of de same feathers

And how are they going to be paid monthly? Are you going to pay them from your bullion van?

Thanks for letting us know your level of intelligence.

Na Nigerians know! If una like make una elect Tinubu president come 2023.

daddytime:
What a country.

The only thing we don't outsource or import is incompetence and corruption. We are also the number one exporters of these unenviable skills.

It's very hard for illiterates to understand contractual terms and, very simple logic.

No!

gurunlocker:
Reasons why corruption still strives in the country... When big agencies can't be audited, because of one old constitution that should have been ammended.

But they don't even audit the ones which they have the constitutional powers to audit! Why does anyone think those auditors are multi- millionaires and billionaires?

I actually thought it was agreed in the not too distant past that the price of petrol should be dictated by market forces?

Well, this is Nigeria where the rulers often think the people are as dumb as them.

That's probably just the basic salary without other entitlements.

However, that's about 35% of monthly income as an ESL hussler without the extras for the mandatory extra classes during my normal school hours, and after school classes.

Without any other job offers, I'd accept it for now. Get to know the students and the community, then start my own after school and weekend classes.

If you're a STEM teacher, the sky's the limit.

They just pocketed the funds! After all, a snake and an elephant swallowed huge sums, and the funds were never recovered.

If theyd succeeded, they'd lie to people that they just hammered with bitcoin. However, they look malnourished.

valentineuwakwe:


https://dailypost.ng/2021/03/24/tinubus-charity-does-not-begin-at-home-omokri-lambasts-tinubu/

He's trying to buy their support come 2023!

Racoon:

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2021/03/25/fg-rejects-tis-rating-of-nigerias-anti-corruption-war/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Continue telling lies to yourself and your followers!

That's how they can understand the true meaning of poverty alleviation.

That's because the companies are owned by members of the government!

Where did the money come from? And to think there are lots of homeless families who'd really appreciate the gift of a flat!

OBJ didn't go to prison for fraud or looting of the treasury, so you're not the same. And he didn't join the ruling party so the criminal case could be swept under the carpet. You're a convicted felon on borrowed freedom.

Probably trying to make a case against Pres. Biden's pro-immigration stance. R.I.P. to the victims. May God console and heal their families.

Okay. I hope all the remaining doubting Thomases are now convinced that the president isn't an anti-corruption crusader!

bankole!!! Where the billions you steal?

you bi thief!!!

Why not sell it now?

You thieves just think everyone in the country is illiterate.

No problem. That's what happens when you have a blind illiterate leading the learned! Next time, you people won't vote out of sentiments.

Instead of spending that huge sum on several smaller refineries, they're scheming to steal it in the guise of spending it on a dead refinery.

Una do well!

Infidelity!

Yes, at an oil company in the early 90s. I was told I wasn't an indigene by several of the panelist.

It was the same story at NNPC. They were looking to hire locals - that was what the Info man who was one of the interviewers told me. When I relented, he started saying my school cert wasn't mine because he didn't see me scoring an "A" in physics.

It was humiliating. He actually kept on until one of his peers shouted that that wasn't the reason we were there.

If you're still at NNPC Mr. Ibo man and reading this, just know that for the last 18 years, I've been earning more than you besides what you make through corruption and bunkering.

Talk is cheap!

And this whole brouhaha won't make the country surrender the presidency to Tinubu.

robosky02:
AFRICA MY AFRICA

The Malian teacher, instead of sending the student to the door for the child's crying, was rather taken with compassion ... like a real African woman.

She took the baby from the student, carried it on her back in a typical African style and taught the lesson for three hours.
Source: Bishop Kings Library

She couldn't have sent the student to the door or out of the lecture room.